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Michael Rush  • 9 days ago 


OH NO PEOPLE HAVE SEX !!!

  
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Lazycrockett > Michael Rush  • 9 days ago 



  

 
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fastlanestranger > Lazycrockett  • 9 days ago 


As a kid, this song made me giddy.
 
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motordog > Lazycrockett  • 8 days ago 



  
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vorpal > motordog  • 8 days ago 


I think there are medications that can help with that.
 
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Michael Rush > motordog  • 8 days ago 


Which season of Game Of Thrones was that ?
 
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motordog > Michael Rush  • 8 days ago 


You're confused...this was from 'Downton Abbey'...
 
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Chucktech > Lazycrockett  • 9 days ago 


I remember that the original words at the 1:28 mark was "This AIDS thing isn't working." (Tacky, to say the least...)
 
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Ty Nolan > Michael Rush  • 8 days ago 


The favorite wine of drunk and horny Christians!
 
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JCF > Michael Rush  • 8 days ago 



  
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safari > Michael Rush  • 8 days ago 


And without wanting children, to boot
 
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kaydenpat > Michael Rush  • 9 days ago 


But not him.
 
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safari > kaydenpat  • 8 days ago 


It is why he says such things. He's twitterpaited.
 
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Gerry Fisher > Michael Rush  • 8 days ago 


...and somehow manage to take good care of their kids and save for the future.
 
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Blake J Butler  • 9 days ago 


Wine of fornication? Does it go well with gingerbread men in multiple sex positions.
 
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Michael Rush > Blake J Butler  • 9 days ago 


Reminds me of Animal Orgy mugs by Taylor and Ng , late 1970's , early 1980's , Win Ng and Spaulding Taylor were a gay couple in San Francisco . Mugs come in a variety of animals ....

  
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Joe in PA > Michael Rush  • 9 days ago 


geez lueez, I hope BillBear does't see this...I'm sure he thought those pics were private.
 
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safari > Michael Rush  • 8 days ago 



  

 
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BlueberriesForMe > safari  • 8 days ago 


those are some big claws that thar bear has.
 
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Librarykid > BlueberriesForMe  • 8 days ago 


Not like the ones at the bakery.
 
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Six Pins Delores > BlueberriesForMe  • 8 days ago 


His head probably weighs as much as the man he is about to maul. He is beautiful!
 
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KCMC > safari  • 8 days ago 


bear affectionately trying to undress bear?
 
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Mommie Dammit > safari  • 8 days ago 


MINE! It's four-legged and furry, it's MINE!
 
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clay > Michael Rush  • 9 days ago 


"Oh, no, no, honey, the bears aren't fighting each other, they're just . . . uhm . . . wrestling a bit. Now go get your cereal bowl."
 
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Henri205 > clay  • 8 days ago 


They're playing leapfrog.
 
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JCF > Michael Rush  • 8 days ago 


Remember this one?

  

 
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Gerry Fisher > Michael Rush  • 8 days ago 


LUV this mug
 
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Steve > Michael Rush  • 8 days ago 


I still have one - its of Penguins in "those" positions. Love it!
 
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fuzzybits > Michael Rush  • 8 days ago 


I had one of those,but unfortunately it broke.
 
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NancyP > Michael Rush  • 9 days ago 


I have one of these somewhere in my dish cabinet. These were great gag gifts.
 
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Robincho > Michael Rush  • 9 days ago 


Oh god, did you know Spaulding too? Now THERE was an interesting fellow...
 
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Blake J Butler > Michael Rush  • 9 days ago 


I've always had a thing for bears. :D
 
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Good Shot Green > Blake J Butler  • 9 days ago 



  
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Reality.Bites > Blake J Butler  • 9 days ago 


It's ok, you can say "penis" here.
 
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Six Pins Delores > Reality.Bites  • 9 days ago 


"It's ok, you can say "penis" here."
Reality.Bites is a penis! Hows That?
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Actual Respect > Michael Rush  • 9 days ago 


Posting sexual-related innuendo because acting like the stereotype you try and deny as a community is as priceless as homosexual activists happy they can force bakers out of business because you're being so 'tolerant' towards Christians as you cower in fear and are silent at being just as mean and religiously-bigoted towards Muslims as they post the deaths of accused homosexuals. If homosexuals were just honest and dropped the act I know you're putting on than it would be a realistic behavior towards tolerating those whom you personally disagree.
 
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Words Escape Him > Actual Respect  • 9 days ago 


What a load of linguistic Palin-flailin'.
 
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Jay George > Words Escape Him  • 9 days ago 


Oh good. I thought it was just me. After three re-reads, I was still lost.
 
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vorpal > Jay George  • 8 days ago 


Nope, definitely not just you. His brain overheated from all the resentment he feels towards gay people for not being as joyless and pathetic as he is, and then vomited a bunch of stupid all over the forum.
 
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perversatile > vorpal  • 8 days ago 


AKA "hate fairy''
 
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Piet > vorpal  • 8 days ago 


Thanks, V. I was getting worried, too.
 
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Rex > Jay George  • 8 days ago 


Have a glass of wine then read it. Won't make any more sense, but you won't care.
 
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Librarykid > Words Escape Him  • 8 days ago 


A well-tossed word salad. Would you like the dressing on the side?
 
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vorpal > Actual Respect  • 8 days ago 


Oh, poor little innocent Christians: always the persecuted victims, whether it be by atheists, Muslims, or big bad homosexuals.
And yes, we big bad gay people, slavering over torturing Christians (when indeed, most gay Americans ARE Christians), are so intolerant in our expectation that public accommodations obey the law and accommodate the public. And how dare we flirt with each other and have fun when poor Christians have to suffer self-imposed joylessness and misery because of the transformative power of Jesus???
In conclusion: YAWN.
 
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Gest2016 > vorpal  • 8 days ago 


Christians like the commenter above are disgusting. No wonder everybody hates them -- they are hypocrites and have nothing to do with what Christianity is supposed to be about. All they do is complain about the fact they can't try and ruin the lives of gays any more without repercussions.
 
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JCF > Gest2016  • 8 days ago 


"they are hypocrites and have nothing to do with what Christianity is supposed to be about": exactamente. Which is why we call these perverts Christianists.
 
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Stogiebear > Actual Respect  • 8 days ago 


We will never let bakers go out of business. Not even if we have to resort to enslaving them to bake sex-related and sexual innuendo inspired bakery good. And remember: The stars at night are big and bright (clap, clap, clap, clap) Deep in the heart of Texas!
 
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Raising_Rlyeh > Stogiebear  • 8 days ago 


Aww, those are adorable. I just want to bite their heads right off.
I'd rather have these

  
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Six Pins Delores > Stogiebear  • 8 days ago 


No, we shan't
Merci Stogibear and looking at those tastey tidbits is melting my cookies. I need something sweet apparently!
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vorpal > Six Pins Delores  • 8 days ago 


=dips his man-parts in sugar=
 
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Six Pins Delores > vorpal  • 8 days ago 


My first thought was a doughnut. Want to play ring toss v?
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vorpal > Six Pins Delores  • 8 days ago 


I'm all in ;-).
 
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Six Pins Delores > vorpal  • 8 days ago 


I bet. ;)
 
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Librarykid > vorpal  • 8 days ago 


or dust them with confectioners sugar
 
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Gest2016 > Actual Respect  • 8 days ago 


You know what Actual Respect? Fuck you. Christians have been disingenuously attacking same sex families and their children for decades, and NOW you ask for respect? Where is the respect in the deeds YOU commit in the name of Christianity that cause so many of God's children to commit suicide? Just shut up about respect because we know you haven't any. Many "Christians" are unkind, unbiblical, stand against everything you say Jesus stands for, and many openly call for the death of homosexuals. So give us all a break, and look in the mirror for your problems. You earn respect you don't demand it from a group that has been disrespected and worse.
 
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Michael Rush > Actual Respect  • 9 days ago 


File under : Humorless asshole has an opinion
 
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MB > Actual Respect  • 8 days ago 


Bullshit. It's just a FUCKING CAKE - that people are PAYING you ACTUAL MONEY to bake !!!!!!!!!!!!
Geeesh, go crawl back under your 6,000 year-old sanctimonious rock.
 
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Cackalaquiano > Actual Respect  • 9 days ago 


Punctuation. It helps everyone.
 
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Amanda B. Rekendwith > Cackalaquiano  • 8 days ago 


The difference between helping your Uncle jack off a horse and helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse.
 
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Six Pins Delores > Actual Respect  • 9 days ago 


All of that from a coffee mug.
:)
A morning with you must suck!
 
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Actual Respect > Six Pins Delores  • 9 days ago 


Yup. Homosexuals claim to be able to read such details when viewing a photo of a Christian so tell me using science why that doesn't apply in this situation as well?
 
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Amanda B. Rekendwith > Actual Respect  • 8 days ago 


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Six Pins Delores > Amanda B. Rekendwith  • 8 days ago 


That always makes me chuckle.
:)
 
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KCMC > Actual Respect  • 9 days ago 


free ride
 
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Amanda B. Rekendwith > Actual Respect  • 8 days ago 


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Dale > Actual Respect  • 8 days ago 


Woman, without her man, is nothing.
Woman: without her, man is nothing.
 
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JCF > Dale  • 8 days ago 


Woman without Herman is nothing.

  
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Mark McGovern > Actual Respect  • 8 days ago 


You bet one Baker, I raise you 114,000 service members discharged because of sexual orientation from World War II to the repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell.” So save your twisted historical revisionist perspective for minions and cohorts who haven't suffered at the hands of people of your ilk. Sheesh, what a maroon.
 
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Galvestonian > Mark McGovern  • 8 days ago 


Yeah, I was one of them - September 27, 1967 - Dishonorable Discharge for being gay - but I had it upgraded to "Honorable" in 1983 and fought the VA for a solid year to get my Education Benefits restored. Was accepted at Penn State - graduated with a Batchelors Degree in 1988 - went on to Duquesne University and graduated with a Masters Degree (cum laude) in 1990 and was a Museum Curator 'till retirement - spent every friggin nickle of those benefits. Plus i'm Government Certified "GAY"
 
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Mark McGovern > Galvestonian  • 8 days ago 


Two things: Thank you for your service and good for you for making the best out of a shitty situation.
I honestly don't know why our side doesn't trot our employment stats when we hear about that fucking Baker. I tried to find stats of total LGBT fired public/private for being gay, but found nothing. I don't even know how it could be estimated, but the numbers would be staggering. I'm sure we could discern with some sense of accuracy the number people jailed pre-1970's.
 
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Galvestonian > Mark McGovern  • 8 days ago 


Mark ... when I first realized that I was gay they were lobotomizing gay guys and institutionializing them in Mental Hospitals. Gay was a word worse than 'F--K' and the very thought of someone in the family being gay was a blot on everyone associated with them. The person in question was quietly shunned and shut out and watched carefully any time he or she was around children. It was something not to be tolerated - not to be mentioned except in whispered conversations and branded in shame and intolerance...and that's in the family. Outside, you risked your life. I've been denied service in bars and restaurants, denied housing, spat on and stared at in absolute horror like I was some sort of 3 headed monster.
 
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Gaiboi66 > Mark McGovern  • 8 days ago 


Great post! You go boy!
 
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ChrisMorley > Actual Respect  • 9 days ago 


Trolling?
 
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Uncle Mark > ChrisMorley  • 9 days ago 


Nah...he's just gingerbread-curious
 
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Exatron > ChrisMorley  • 9 days ago 


Or just stupid. The venn diagram for the two is nearly a single circle.
 
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Galvestonian > Actual Respect  • 8 days ago 


WHUT ? There's a whole boat-load of hunky Arab men (most of whom are tops) that I respect most sincerely. Hairy and hung - no inneundo - I don't give a flying F--K what religion they are.
 
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grada3784 > Actual Respect  • 8 days ago 


You can't be for real.
 
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2patricius2 > Actual Respect  • 8 days ago 


Hunh? Sounds like some preachy gobbledygook to me.
 
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JCF > Actual Respect  • 8 days ago 


Should be tossed.
 
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Gest2016 > Blake J Butler  • 8 days ago 


How about a big gulp of this Pat, you decrepit corpse:
 
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Jerry > Blake J Butler  • 9 days ago 


He reminds me that I need to drink and fornicate more often.
 
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Reality.Bites > Blake J Butler  • 9 days ago 


Those are adorable.
Or as the young people say (which means they probably stopped saying it years ago if I know it), they're tots adorbs.
 
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OSG > Blake J Butler  • 9 days ago 


Pasta apparently. :|
 
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Gustav2  • 9 days ago 


100 years ago your kind tried to make sure all Americans couldn't get drunk on anything.
How did that work out?
 
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oikos > Gustav2  • 9 days ago 



  
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KCMC > oikos  • 9 days ago 


love Jonathan Winters angry drag
 
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oikos > KCMC  • 9 days ago 


He would have been perfect to play her..................in a Mel Brooks movie.
 
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Lazycrockett > oikos  • 9 days ago 


THAT Bitch!
 
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Brian Moore > oikos  • 8 days ago 


Battle axe with a battle axe
 
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perversatile > Brian Moore  • 8 days ago 


Hatchet Face

  

 
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Robincho > oikos  • 9 days ago 


Nation called those little outbursts of hers "hatchetations", and I think Patty would be the ideal candidate for some of it...
 
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JCF > oikos  • 8 days ago 


"All nations accepted, except Carrie."
 
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oikos > JCF  • 8 days ago 


No nations excepted, except Carrie. ;)
 
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perversatile > oikos  • 8 days ago 


Lizzie Borden did not age well at all.
 
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BudClark > oikos  • 8 days ago 


I'd have to be EMBALMED DRUNK to be nekkid in the same ROOM with THAT, much LESS to attempt to penetrate her dusty, moldy, green nether portieres!
 
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Herald > Gustav2  • 9 days ago 


"Wine of fornication" These might just drive you to imbibe. They sure did not help Pat's cause 100 years ago.
 
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GayOldLady > Herald  • 9 days ago 


I'd have to drink more than wine to kiss any of those lips.
 
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Six Pins Delores > GayOldLady  • 8 days ago 


:) Well, you have standards. That's good! :)
 
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Shy Guy > Herald  • 9 days ago 


The one at the front (second from) left looks worryingly like Ted Cruz.
 
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Hank > Shy Guy  • 9 days ago 


The one to her left, with her arm up, looks like Lindsey Graham!!!
 
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Galvestonian > Hank  • 8 days ago 


It IS Lindsey Graham !
 
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vorpal > Herald  • 9 days ago 


This is... supposed... to be an incentive to not drink?
Come have some shots of tequila with me and let's make out for a few hours :D.
 
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MB > vorpal  • 9 days ago 


Bananas, hula AND tequila ??? Verrrrrrry Interrrrrresting.
Why, oh WHY, did I EVER get talked into going to Ft. Lauderdale - (what a disaster) - when I could have hopped
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vorpal > MB  • 9 days ago 


Ack!!!! Don't tease, you horrible man!
If you ever came to visit me, the purring would be audible from halfway across the world and be measurable on the Richter scale!
Picture below! (May need to reload.)
 
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Six Pins Delores > vorpal  • 8 days ago 


You are a handsome devil vorpal. I am slave to a black fluffball too. :?
 
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vorpal > Six Pins Delores  • 8 days ago 


Awwww... thanks, SPD :-).
I really appreciate that!
=hug-squeezes the snot out of you, and then with great embarrassment, pushes it back in=

What is your fluffball's name and biological sex / gender identity? =grins=
 
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Six Pins Delores > vorpal  • 8 days ago 


Neutered male and his name is Noname
  
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vorpal > Six Pins Delores  • 8 days ago 


He is SO adorable that I am at serious risk of eating my screen.
 
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Six Pins Delores > vorpal  • 8 days ago 


Thanks! I bite him on occasion
 
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Christopher Smith > vorpal  • 8 days ago 


*loud and incessant purring*
 
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Stephen Elliot Phillips > vorpal  • 8 days ago 


I love "claws" raking on my back.....
just letting you know
:~)
 
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vorpal > Stephen Elliot Phillips  • 8 days ago 


I'll start sharpening them now ;-).
 
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Mommie Dammit > vorpal  • 8 days ago 


Should I tell Stephen what you do when someone rubs your butt?
... oh, damn... I wasn't supposed to mention that again, was I?
 
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oikos > Herald  • 9 days ago 


They needed all the booze they could get because they weren't getting laid.
 
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Galvestonian > oikos  • 8 days ago 


TRUE - " Lydia Pinkhams " (36 proof) herbal-alcoholic "women's tonic" meant to relieve menstrual and menopausal pains. Quite a few of these gals ordered it by the case. It relieved them of their ills as they chugged it by the quart daily.
 
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oikos > Galvestonian  • 8 days ago 


I used to have some old bottles of this and Humphrey's Homeopathic meds I found when the last of my grandparents died.
 
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halfwaythere > oikos  • 8 days ago 


Dammit, that totally explains what I've been doing at Mai Tai Bar for the last few hours.......:-(
 
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Acronym Jim > Herald  • 8 days ago 


So THAT'S the reason there was a bordello or two (or three, or four) on every block in the late 19th and early 20th century Portland.
It's probably also the reason part of that era was known as the gay nineties.
 
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Galvestonian > Acronym Jim  • 8 days ago 


Ah, the gay nineties - Theaters has SRO (standing room only) areas generally at the back of the theater and some gay men at the time had zippers placed in the back seam of their pants so they could be thourghly 'rogered' by the stud standing behind him in the crowd. ’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe ...
 
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Six Pins Delores > Herald  • 9 days ago 


What the heck does the One Million Moms have to do with this thread!?
 
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Robincho > Herald  • 9 days ago 


Yeah, like anybody would touch any of those lips, even with someone else's toucher...
 
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olandp > Herald  • 8 days ago 


Works for me. May I have another Manhattan please?
Wait a minute, they are all men in drag!
edit: Make it a double.
 
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Brian Moore > Herald  • 8 days ago 


I don't think lips have touched them in a long, long time
 
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Sporkfighter > Herald  • 8 days ago 


So, booze ward off evil old bats like garlic does vampires? Sounds like dinner and wine at an Italian restaurant is always a good idea.
 
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Six Pins Delores > Sporkfighter  • 8 days ago 


Chin up sporkfighter!
You might be banging the great great great great great granddaughter of one of the ladies pictured here. Things can only get worse!
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Bomer > Herald  • 8 days ago 


That photo makes me want to drink even more.
 
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Phaius > Herald  • 9 days ago 


I like how the lady pointing at the sign on the left looks like a full grown version of Kuato from the original Total Recall.
 
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BudClark > Herald  • 8 days ago 


I hope their husbands took them home and fucked them till their EARS bled. SOMETIMES violence is justifiable. Those faces qualify.
 
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Herald > BudClark  • 8 days ago 


But the poor husbands!
 
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lymis > Gustav2  • 9 days ago 


Mostly, an increase in fornication, by all accounts.
 
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Rick Zajac > Gustav2  • 8 days ago 


Has it been that long? My! How time flies.
 
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SoCalVet  • 9 days ago 


I'm really hoping that this weekend, I can get drunk on the wine of fornication!
Don't dream it, be it!
 
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JCF > SoCalVet  • 8 days ago 


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j.martindale  • 9 days ago 


Every single empire that has been known to fail has failed for one reason: chicken. They eat chicken in every one of those places. Chicken preclude the death of empires. (Logical fallacy: faulty causal reasoning.) Dumb old fart.
 
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lymis > j.martindale  • 9 days ago 


That's absurd. You can't blame chickens for the death of civilizations that predate the development of roads.
 
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Reality.Bites > lymis  • 9 days ago 


Now, now, don't go making me cross!
 
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BudClark > j.martindale  • 8 days ago 


Most civilizations fall for three reasons:
1. They run out of water (are you listening, Republicans?)
2. They overfarm the land
3. They overextend themselves militarily
 
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Galvestonian > j.martindale  • 8 days ago 


...it was the lead pipes and the lead glazes they used on all of their pottery. after a thousand years of accumulated lead in their systems they were all dumb as fuck, totally uncoordinated and mindless. Oh wait, that's a description of Pat Robertson.
 
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vorpal  • 9 days ago 


I've heard a lot of ridiculous demonizations of homosexuality, but now, homosexuality = child neglect??? How is that compatible with their ridiculous narrative that homosexuality = pedophilia?
I'm utterly confused. More so than usual, even.
 
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Bad Tom > vorpal  • 9 days ago 


I see you read the transcript.
You're brave.
 
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vorpal > Bad Tom  • 9 days ago 


What can I say?
I'm a big old masochist, both with regards to sex and political / religious videos.
 
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clay > vorpal  • 9 days ago 


thank you for distinguishing between them.
 
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clay > vorpal  • 9 days ago 


('cuz peoples be comin' outta the closet and getting d-i-v-o-r-c-e-d.)
 
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Joe in PA > clay  • 9 days ago 


If BillBear can supply musical entertainment...I'll give it a shot:

  

 
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Bad Tom > Joe in PA  • 9 days ago 


This was one of my mom's favorite songs.
You can guess why.
 
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Christopher Smith > Bad Tom  • 8 days ago 


I love Tammy. Especially partial to "I Don't Wanna Play House....."
 
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Six Pins Delores > Joe in PA  • 8 days ago 


D-I-V-O-R-C-E !?
With a head of hair like that she could stop a train
 
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Philly Mike  • 9 days ago 


All this time I thought I was just A gay but now, I know I am a RAMPANT HOMOSEXUAL, thanks Pat!
 
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delk > Philly Mike  • 9 days ago 


That's why you start out as a practicing homosexual. You have to work your way up to rampant.
 
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oikos > delk  • 9 days ago 


I thought you started out as a known homosexual.
 
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KCMC > oikos  • 9 days ago 


YEA! Lust in the Dust!!!
 
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oikos > KCMC  • 9 days ago 


This was the first Divine movie I ever watched. I was living with my folks and rented this right before I had my wisdom teeth out. Painkillers and weed and a funny movie on VHS.
 
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Sporkfighter > oikos  • 8 days ago 


"Self-identified homosexual".
 
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Joe in PA > oikos  • 9 days ago 


nice rack.
 
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clay > oikos  • 9 days ago 


I thought practice started in private before you were ready to be publicly known.
Did you start your practice in a private?
When were you first publicly known (in the Biblical sense)?
 
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oikos > clay  • 9 days ago 


I was known before I was 18.
 
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clay > oikos  • 9 days ago 


publicly?
 
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oikos > clay  • 9 days ago 


Like the whore of babylon. No, not really just to friends. ;)
 
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Stogiebear > delk  • 8 days ago 


I"m not sure I can move fast enough to be a rampant homosexual. But that does make it easier to catch me...
 
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vorpal > Philly Mike  • 9 days ago 


Keep sodomizing and fornicating, and eventually you'll achieve the rank of Radical Militant Homosexualist. Then you know you've really made it.
 
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MB > vorpal  • 9 days ago 


I want my semen-loving sodomite-butt-pirate badge and t-shirt. They didn't come with my homersexshuallist rainbow-ghey card and decoder ring. ;-(

  
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vorpal > MB  • 8 days ago 


You may need practice in order to pass the oral exam.
I have quite the reputation as being an excellent tutor.
I suggest you come on over at once so we can buckle down and set a new record for stud-iousness.
 
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Christopher Smith > vorpal  • 8 days ago 


I think you might need to give some.....demonstrations......
 
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vorpal > Christopher Smith  • 8 days ago 


I'd be more than happy to do so.
I'm very hands-on with my teaching methods and like to encourage the class to participate.
 
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Christopher Smith > vorpal  • 8 days ago 


We really should discuss this at length, privately :)
 
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vorpal > Christopher Smith  • 8 days ago 


I'm up for that.
If you're so inclined, shove your huge email deep into my hungry inbox.
vorpal20 at hotmail dot com
 
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Christopher Smith > vorpal  • 8 days ago 


Absolutely. Got it. Sending from a gmail address. Thanks.
 
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MB > vorpal  • 8 days ago 


Yeah, but I SAW the photo of the way you BITE bananas :-0
=== YIKES ====
 
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vorpal > MB  • 8 days ago 


I promise to be MOSTLY gentle with your fruit basket :D.
 
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John P. > vorpal  • 8 days ago 


Sure! When & where?
 
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oikos > Philly Mike  • 9 days ago 


Make sure to pick up your badge in the lobby.
 
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Bob Conti > oikos  • 9 days ago 


And discount card.
 
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Uncle Mark > Bob Conti  • 9 days ago 


and the complimentary toaster-over
 
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D. J. > Philly Mike  • 9 days ago 


Rampant homosexualing was the only sport I was good at that involved balls....
 
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BudClark > D. J.  • 8 days ago 


Oddly enough, I was a runner, swimmer, and competitive water-skier in the 1950s (!).
 
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TK  • 9 days ago 


Pat, why do you hate me?
 
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Lazycrockett > TK  • 9 days ago 


cause you're doing what he can't.
 
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KCMC > TK  • 9 days ago 


because you never call anymore.
 
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Wynter Marie Starr  • 9 days ago 


Some facts of life.
Gay people have been with us since there have been people.
All cultures have their time. They either evolve or they die. Even if they evolve, they will eventually die anyway.
There is not one fall of a nation that can be attributed to homosexuality.
When nations fall, the reasons are complex, but it takes intelligence and a decent education to understand those nuances.
Gay people don't force straight people to neglect their children. And, when they do, it is often gay people who step in to help care for those children.
 
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PLAINTOM  • 9 days ago 


Every Christian empire in history has failed. The Roman Empire, The Holy Roman Empire, The Russian Empire and The British Empire.
 
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MrSkippy > PLAINTOM  • 9 days ago 


You know what! I just realized what every nation in the history of the world that has failed has in common:
They're all from this planet! And they ALL failed.
 
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PLAINTOM > MrSkippy  • 9 days ago 


Causality is fungible.
 
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MrSkippy > PLAINTOM  • 9 days ago 


No thanks, I don't like mushrooms.
 
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Tina CRACKA Vane > PLAINTOM  • 9 days ago 


and the roman empire collapsed after Constantine brought that middle east trash harry potter myths brought that filth to Europe ...pre christianity Europe was okay with homosexuals til those abrahamic cults ....onto the scene .... i mean its not called the dark ages for nothing when they forced their sword on heathens
 
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Hank  • 9 days ago 


Poor, poor Pat, still holding on to the "lifestyle choice" ....
 
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AtticusP  • 9 days ago 


Begone!
You have no power here!
 
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another_steve  • 9 days ago 


I remember, with considerable fondness, fornication. I'm an old married queer today, however. As many of you young tarts reading here may someday be, 30 or 40 years from now.
In our graying years, fornication takes a backseat to the question of why the fuckin' pharmacy didn't refill the prescription we called in six days ago.
 
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Gustav2 > another_steve  • 9 days ago 


Our mailman delivers...
our prescriptions.
 
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Bad Tom > Gustav2  • 9 days ago 


Does he always ring twice?
 
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clay > Bad Tom  • 9 days ago 


What's that? Is someone on the phone?
 
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MT YVR > clay  • 9 days ago 


How the hell do you turn the damned thing on so it rings? I keep missing calls. I didn't realize this camera actually TOOK phone calls for the longest time... :P
 
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another_steve > MT YVR  • 9 days ago 


Hon, I don't know how to operate the microwave oven in my kitchen.
Fortunately my man does -- so I leave it to him.
 
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MT YVR > another_steve  • 9 days ago 


... I'm sorry I'm over here laughing because I can picture my fictional life. At some point I just keep tricking with younger men because I keep forgetting where I left the husband and I need some one to reset my damned microwave. :P
 
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another_steve > MT YVR  • 9 days ago 


You know, babe -- there's a subset of younger men who recognize and appreciate and honor the sexual wisdom of we older men. Go to any porn site and you'll see a "daddy doin' it with twink" option.
I hold out hope.
"Hope springs eternal in the human breast."
 
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MT YVR > another_steve  • 9 days ago 


I've been a Daddy since I was in my early 30s. As I get older it's easier and easier for that to happen without needing the set dressing it took at 30. Which is nice.
Because damn... I need a hand getting into the chaps anymore. Jeebus, who puts a zipper at the ankle of a mid-forties deskjockey?
Admittedly my Daddy moments are less "on your knees, boy" and more "since you're down there can you do that up?" lol
Though I've not hit the sweet spot, yet, of getting attention for it. I'm just on the cusp, I am hoping, of desirable once again.
Let desire wind me up in the cloth of their gaze, dress me down to the root of my being and fit me to the bright touch of our dance.
 
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another_steve > MT YVR  • 9 days ago 


"I'm just on the cusp, I am hoping, of desirable once again."
Oh sweetie, what a sweet and poignant thing to say. :-)
You have gifts.
I can tell that, just from your post.
 
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MT YVR > another_steve  • 9 days ago 


We all walk the same path at some point. For me it's less a thing to fear and more something I've watched others traverse. I've not put this foot on this cobblestone before today, nor had to look for the next. But I've seen others striding the path ahead of me. So I know it's there, but learning how to find the beat, myself.
I'm good with it. Aging is a joy. Distance from the wide bravery of youth brings me closer to the closer bravery of being one's self.
And thank you. Y'all are being kind.
 
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MB > MT YVR  • 9 days ago 


With age, comes experience and (hopefully) wisdom, and patience, and gentleness, and happiness, and kindness and understanding. Those who choose to be old, bitter, angry and unkind are missing out on a beautiful part of this amazing experience called life.
Never EVER stop learning, and enjoying life.
 
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MT YVR > another_steve  • 9 days ago 


If you're in my house the one conversation dictates the other.
If the pharmacy doesn't fill the prescription the fornication is less likely to happen. lol Ah, age, you fickle ass. So to speak.
 
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geoffalnutt > another_steve  • 9 days ago 


I haven't been a young tart since Lionel Barrymore was a young tart.
 
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another_steve > geoffalnutt  • 9 days ago 


I remember Judy Garland when she was sober.
 
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Robincho > another_steve  • 9 days ago 


I remember Siphyllis Shoofly when we didn't have to iron her face to find out who it is...
 
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Six Pins Delores > Robincho  • 9 days ago 


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perversatile > another_steve  • 8 days ago 


"Well, I was the waitress at the Last Supper." -Tom Robbins
 
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KCMC > another_steve  • 9 days ago 


when she was a child? Weren't studio powers keeping her lit by the time of Wizard of Oz?
 
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another_steve > KCMC  • 9 days ago 


Oh my, yes.
Such a story there.
 
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Six Pins Delores > KCMC  • 9 days ago 


More like candle light and mirrors
 
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Bob_Seattle > another_steve  • 9 days ago 


haha!! OK, that made me literally LOL. Talk about competitive ways of stating our age...Bravo!
 
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Joe in PA > Bob_Seattle  • 9 days ago 


is that a stogie in your mouth or am I just glad to see you?
bah dum bump.
 
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another_steve > Bob_Seattle  • 9 days ago 


Lol. Thanks, Bob.
True story: I had a friend in NYC (I lived there for the first 26 years of my life) who was a major organizer of Judy Garland's American fan club organization. On his shelves he had photos of the grande dame herself posing with him.
My friend entered into a terrible grief when Judy died in June of 1969.
We who loved him, consoled him.
 
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Robincho > another_steve  • 9 days ago 


Ut amemus et recordemus... He was lucky to have you for friends...
 
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Christopher Smith > another_steve  • 8 days ago 


Speak for yourself. Radical Militant Fornicating Homosexualist here :)
 
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Stephen Elliot Phillips > another_steve  • 8 days ago 


I intend to be lecherous well into my 80's.
 
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another_steve > Stephen Elliot Phillips  • 8 days ago 


And you know, Stephen, there are sexual lechers who are well into their 80s.
During the years my mom was in assisted living (having already been widowed), there were several elderly gent lechers quite interested in her. Mom was a very attractive 80+ year old. Kept immaculate care of herself.
I used to urge her, "Ma, go for it," but to no avail.
She was stubborn.
 
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Stephen Elliot Phillips > another_steve  • 7 days ago 


if I live long enuf to be the "rooster" in the gay retirement community Im gonna be one nasty old gentleman hehe
 
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delk  • 9 days ago 


Until homosexuality comes even close to committing the kinds of atrocities that organized religions have perpetrated, STFU Pat.
 
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Mommie Dammit  • 9 days ago 


Again with the revisionist lies... Every major empire of the western world - Rome, Greece, Babylon, Egypt, Assyria, - as well as every major western civilization - Celtia, Saxon, Dane, Frank, Briton, Gaulia - reached the height of it's power and cultural refinement when homosexuality was accepted.
NONE of these civilizations survived the advent of monotheistic invasion and Christian theocratic despotism. It's not known as the "Dark Ages" for nothing. I'm just waiting for the U.S. to finish it's collapse into barbarism, so that I can have one last "I told you so" moment before I pack my Barbies and move to Cuba.
 
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billbear1961 > Mommie Dammit  • 9 days ago 


Damned well said, Mommie D!
 
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Six Pins Delores > Mommie Dammit  • 9 days ago 


Pick me up on the way. 95 South WATCH OUT here we come
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Mommie Dammit > Six Pins Delores  • 8 days ago 


I've made my reservations, and the sweet boy at the reception desk was MOST helpful!
 
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Six Pins Delores > Mommie Dammit  • 8 days ago 


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EdmondWherever  • 9 days ago 


Who knew that gay sex was so much more enjoyable than straight sex?
Well, besides us, of course.
 
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biki  • 9 days ago 


I'm not a wine drinker, but this "wine of our fornication" sounds like something I'd really enjoy!
 
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Claude Jacques Bonhomme > biki  • 9 days ago 


Much better than the Cardinals' wine of their pedophilia.
  
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Six Pins Delores > Claude Jacques Bonhomme  • 9 days ago 


Thank you CJB, this reminds me about Salvatore Cordileone. I wonder what that kreep is doing these days and hope that he is not behind the wheel of an automobile
 
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oikos > biki  • 9 days ago 


Cheers!
 
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Eddi Haskell > biki  • 8 days ago 


Try this! And its really cheap too!
 
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Mommie Dammit > Eddi Haskell  • 8 days ago 


NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NO MAD DOG EVAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
 
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adamj2013  • 8 days ago 


They want it both ways.
First they claim no country has ever, in the history of man (all 6000+ years) accepted homosexuality and that is why it should still be a crime.
Then they claim that every single country that has ever accepted homosexuality has gone down the crapper.
Which one is it??
 
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Clive Johnson  • 9 days ago 


Mother of harlots,
hear my prayer.
Grace me with your
wine of fornication.
Send me drunken
into your grasping arms.

Amen.
Praise Jebus.
 
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Lazycrockett > Clive Johnson  • 9 days ago 


I don't know why but you made me think of this song that I haven't heard in years.

  

 
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Clive Johnson > Lazycrockett  • 9 days ago 


I'd never heard this before. Like!
 
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AnotherJosh > Clive Johnson  • 8 days ago 


That sounds downright biblical. Hay-men!
Unlike the song that Lazycrockett posted, which is beautiful, this song is ... different, and I'm not quite sure what the words mean, but I bet it'd give Pat a heart attack. Someone should send it to him.

  

 
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StraightGrandmother  • 9 days ago 


The second video is a classic, I have seen a lot of his video clips but this one is right up there at the top. Right up there.
I'll never ever forget watching both livestreams of both Charlotte's public hearings. Pat Robertson is wrong, this IS a Civil Rights Case. Lorrette Lynch and her Civil Rights Group in the Justice Department are right, this is Discrimination in law, just like the Jim Crow laws. It adds special authority when a black woman AG says it is like racial discrimination.
It is precisely because they are a fraction of 1% that the need protection IN LAW from discrimination from the majority.
 
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KarenAtFOH > StraightGrandmother  • 9 days ago 


Preach!
 
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coram nobis  • 9 days ago 


Wine of fornication? Revelations 17 was about 1st Century Rome, you anti-American gargoyle. Didn't they teach you anything in seminary?
 
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billbear1961 > coram nobis  • 8 days ago 


Oh, I am stealing "anti-American gargoyle."
Marvellous!!
:-)
 
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coram nobis  • 9 days ago 


Big day here at JMG. First beer, and now the Wine of Fornication. Is it a Napa Valley vintage? Is it a cabernet? A merlot? Will there be tastings?

And much as Wine has play'd the Infidel,
And robb'd me of my Robe of Honour - well,
I often wonder what the Vintners buy
One half so precious as the Goods they sell.
-- Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam
 
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Claude Jacques Bonhomme > coram nobis  • 9 days ago 


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coram nobis > Claude Jacques Bonhomme  • 9 days ago 


Philip, I didn't know Manischewitz made rosé.
 
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Treant  • 9 days ago 


Honey, I've indulged in so much fornication they had to invent a new word for it--fivenication.
 
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Hue-Man > Treant  • 9 days ago 


It's the ghost of Victor Borge!
"JACK AND THE TWODERFUL BEANS
Twice upon a time there lived a boy named Jack in the twoderful land of
Califivenia. Two day Jack, a double-minded lad, decided three go fifth three
seek his fivetune."

http://www.improbable.com/airc...
 
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Joe in PA > Treant  • 9 days ago 


Braggart!
Bah dump bump!
 
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William  • 9 days ago 


Oh I wish! Details of my sex life would bore a nun to tears.
 
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Bad Tom > William  • 9 days ago 


Upvoted for the quip.
My sex life would make a nun blush.
My sex life might make a number of posters here blush.
 
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Joe in PA > Bad Tom  • 9 days ago 


I see your name is Bad Tom for a reason. :)
 
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Todd20036 > Bad Tom  • 9 days ago 


My sex life would make Satan blush, and Priapus jealous.
 
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Joe in PA > Todd20036  • 9 days ago 


Too bad you are by yourself at the time.
:) Teasing sweetie!
 
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William > Bad Tom  • 9 days ago 


Video, or it isn't true!
 
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Bad Tom > William  • 9 days ago 


Video exists, but I ain't sharing. Nuh-uh.
 
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Bob_Seattle > Bad Tom  • 9 days ago 


We aren't that delicate. You can share.
 
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clay > Bob_Seattle  • 9 days ago 


by "delicate" you don't mean "trustworthy"
 
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wineflask > William  • 9 days ago 


Or at least saucy details.
 
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Bad Tom > wineflask  • 9 days ago 


Slings, hoists, and hoods are involved.
 
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Christopher Smith > Bad Tom  • 8 days ago 


And boots. and gags.
 
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Christopher Smith > Bad Tom  • 8 days ago 


Not me....
 
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TK  • 9 days ago 


I hate the fact that once he dies he's just gonna be rotting in a box and won't be able to experience the fact that everything he believes is a lie. I'd like for him to be tormented by that realization.
 
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RealityBass > TK  • 9 days ago 


Or that it was true and he's burning in hell for all eternity. That might be nice to look down on from heaven.
 
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KCMC  • 9 days ago 


BRB. Need to edit a couple profiles.
"rampant homosexual," nails it.
 
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KCMC > KCMC  • 9 days ago 


or rampantly?
 
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motordog  • 8 days ago 


Pat's version: "...the fact that the European Union and the U.S. is trying to impose this lifestyle on a little country like Georgia that wants to stay orthodox is incredible."
My version: "...the fact that Christianity (and basically every other orthodox religion) is trying to impose their lifestyle on every single person on the planet that wants no part of their bullshit is sickening."
 
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motordog > billbear1961  • 8 days ago 


Loves me some evil Maria-bot...though my favorite character was always Rotwang!
 
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Smokey > billbear1961  • 8 days ago 


Et in Arcadia ego...
 
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Smokey > billbear1961  • 8 days ago 


Mr. Bear:
Gods and Satyrs and Arcadia and Fortuna and Dionysian Mysteries. Poor Pat, his heaven is such a dull place...
 
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billbear1961 > Smokey  • 8 days ago 


Running into the right kind of satyr is or would be, I suspect, the cure for many a neurosis.
 
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motordog > billbear1961  • 8 days ago 


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Six Pins Delores > billbear1961  • 8 days ago 


Geez! Loved that Bill!
 
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billbear1961 > Six Pins Delores  • 8 days ago 


It didn't spook you?
It spooks the bear!
=8o
 
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fuzzybits  • 8 days ago 


He's the whore of babble on.
 
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MT YVR  • 9 days ago 


You know the safest thing in the world to say? Any civilization prior to this one failed. As a point of reference the Roman empire survived approximately two hundred years longer than the USA has at this point. So success or failure due to presence in the modern world as a distinct and specific culture is a pretty moot point to "best".
Y'all are just startin', darlin. I know you, Pat, probably can remember when it started, when you were just a wee lich, but the rest of the world is still adjusting. So give it a century and then we'll talk about the superiority of your country to all others.
That's completely ignoring the almost unending lists of reasons why a culture or civilization collapses. Which rarely have anything to do with two men fucking.
Because, hon. If two men or two women fucking causes a civilization to fall, two things.
One, I want to watch cuz that shit must be HOT.
Two, the civilization clearly has YUUUUUGE issues already. If a group of people is so weakly aligned, so tepid in their sense of community and solidarity that an act of sex or love causes them to implode... well. We call that "highschool". And it deserves to go "poof".
See what I just did there? ;)
 
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Reality.Bites > MT YVR  • 9 days ago 


Or in more personal terms, as Dan Savage says, "All your relationships will fail until one doesn't." (That is of course if you define success as being together till one of you dies)
 
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MT YVR > Reality.Bites  • 9 days ago 


In my home success is "I can't think of anyone else I detest enough to spend this much energy annoying for the rest of our lives. And then dig up when they die and resurrect so I can nudge you some more."
So far 16 years in and we're fairly successful in those terms. Hell the other day at one point I asked if he was actively trying to poison me to which he replied he'd been working on it twenty years. When I pointed out we'd only been together for those 16 years he blandly, without looking up, replied, "Yes, I'm aware."
 
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Joe in PA > MT YVR  • 9 days ago 


aaawwwwhhhh. How sweet. :)
 
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clay  • 9 days ago 


Fornication?
No, we's married, now!
 
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Gustav2 > clay  • 9 days ago 


That usually is followed by a decline in...
 
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Elsewhere1010  • 9 days ago 


Personally I'm more into the gin of sodomy, and sometimes the tequila of oral sex.
 
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rednekokie  • 8 days ago 


He's right about one thing -- every civilization that has come down the pike has disappeared. So will this one.
That bears no relationship to the absence or proliferation of homosexuality.

This nit wit needs to read a history book.
 
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Boy Elvis  • 8 days ago 


In other news, Pat looks increasingly like a ballsack with eyes.
 
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motordog > Boy Elvis  • 8 days ago 


Aww...but I LIKE ballsacks! (not to mention Chaucer and Rebelais)
 
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BudClark > Boy Elvis  • 8 days ago 


He looks like they need to turn up his color, contrast, and brightness .. he's slowly fading AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ...
 
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Frenchys House Party  • 8 days ago 


The senile old douchebag
 
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SLK in SF  • 8 days ago 


Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop drinking.
 
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Stogiebear > SLK in SF  • 8 days ago 


No, Pat picked the wrong week to continue breathing.
 
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billbear1961 > SLK in SF  • 8 days ago 


Check out the waltz from Faust higher up the thread, sweetie!
 
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SLK in SF > billbear1961  • 8 days ago 


Thank you, going there now! ♥
 
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billbear1961 > SLK in SF  • 8 days ago 


:-)
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lenvus  • 9 days ago 


I can't believe this cretin is still breathing our air and many, many beautiful people of the world have died while they were so young, and still so full of life. This fact alone makes me question any "faith" Pat may have of any god in the universe.
 
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Bluto  • 9 days ago 


Where can i get some of this sweet, tasty fornication wine? Asking for a friend.
 
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Claude Jacques Bonhomme > billbear1961  • 8 days ago 


Morris Day's Jungle Love is certainly different from Doris Day's Secret Love.
  

 
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billbear1961 > Claude Jacques Bonhomme  • 8 days ago 


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Claude Jacques Bonhomme > billbear1961  • 8 days ago 


Where's the "see more" link? Asking for a friend.
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Bomer > billbear1961  • 8 days ago 


Just going to leave these here because they're fun to look at. ^_^

  
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Ben in Oakland  • 9 days ago 


"The truth is, from what we understand in history, there hasn’t been one nation in the history of the world that has openly embraced homosexual lifestyle and begun to practice the homosexual lifestyle that has endured."
The truth is, you fossilized old fart, that there hasn't been one nation in the history of the word that HAS REJECTED HOMOSEXUALITY that has endured. That's what nations do. That's what civilizations do.
 
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TampaDink  • 8 days ago 


Since we are all the product of heterosexual acts & heterosexuals have always represented the vast majority of humans in every culture, the real blame on the deaths of these ancient tribes is on the straight folks.
 
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billbear1961  • 8 days ago 


Vive l'amour!

  

 
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olandp > billbear1961  • 8 days ago 


Is there anyone who doesn't love a waltz?
 
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billbear1961 > olandp  • 8 days ago 


Even *I* love a waltz--and I'm a gloomy old BEAR.
 
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Steven Rowe  • 9 days ago 


He hasn't said anything bat shit crazy for the past week so he is long due for a bunch of hatred to spew out of his homophobic mouth.
 
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Claude Jacques Bonhomme > Steven Rowe  • 8 days ago 


To which, Opal Covey answers...
 
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Richard Rush  • 9 days ago 


It would have actually been accurate if Pat had said . . .
Once rampant Christianity takes hold, then people don’t take care for their earth, they aren’t concerned about the next generation, they’re concerned about the pleasure of praising God and the bigoted activities surrounding this lifestyle, they aren’t planning for the future and the country goes to pot.
 
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OnlyBalance > Richard Rush  • 9 days ago 


I thought progressive people are For pot in the country. anonymous and non-sourced quotes that oozes liberal utopian daydreams are cute but just justifies your politically-correct hate as I don't see any homosexual person or organization reaching out to the Muslim community since out of 1.2 billion global followers have a homosexual or two in those countries and communities that have no representation by angry progressive Western homosexuals who claim to be endless champions to hate and violence towards homosexuals. It's a fair question to ask and get a cogent answer to but I never do because I have never meet an intellectually-honest homosexual activist or practitioner. Let the hate towards my religious beliefs begin.
 
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Stogiebear > OnlyBalance  • 8 days ago 


Goodness. That run on sentence would have done James Joyce or Schubert Ogden proud! Especially were they imbibing the wine of fornication. Otherwise, it was just petrol cantaloupe wide tin candle desk.
 
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Gianni > Stogiebear  • 8 days ago 


That run-on sentence completely lost me. :) I tried to simplify it in my mind by reading it a few times, but I still can't glean a question out of it.
 
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Schlukitz > Gianni  • 8 days ago 


The foul-smelling oozings of a religion-besotted brain that is no longer capable of focusing on a single, intelligible issue.
 
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billbear1961 > OnlyBalance  • 8 days ago 


"I have never meet an intellectually-honest homosexual activist or practitioner."
Then you have met precious goddamned FEW!
And what do you MEAN "practitioner," you colossal ASSHOLE??
 
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Schlukitz > billbear1961  • 8 days ago 


Religious assholes enjoy using terms like "homosexual activist" and "practitioner".
It is a politically correct term that implies that we are doing something that THEY believe to be clearly wrong.
They'd really prefer to use older terms like "homo", "faggot", "queer" "shit-packer" and derogatory terms that are no longer acceptable in public dialogue but they know that they will get called on it.
 
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William > billbear1961  • 8 days ago 


Practice makes perfect.
 
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Claude Jacques Bonhomme > William  • 8 days ago 


Is that why we are often referred to as "practicing homosexuals?"
 
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billbear1961 > William  • 8 days ago 


lol
 
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KCMC > OnlyBalance  • 9 days ago 


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Actual Respect > KCMC  • 9 days ago 


You guys are marketed as 'the smartest guys in the room because of your
sexual orientation.' Why no dialog?
 
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NZArtist > Actual Respect  • 8 days ago 


We're the smartest in the room because we know we cant have dialog with crazy.
 
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Schlukitz > NZArtist  • 8 days ago 


DING! DING! DING!
Winning comment of the day. :-)
 
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Necessitas > Actual Respect  • 9 days ago 


We're no smarter than anyone else. That's a stereotype.
 
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billbear1961 > Necessitas  • 8 days ago 


Shhhhh!
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Actual Respect > Necessitas  • 9 days ago 


Obama said it so it must be true and Not a stereotype. You guys are priceless since you can't keep up with who said what hahaha
 
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Necessitas > Actual Respect  • 9 days ago 


We're smarter than everyone else, or we can't keep up.
Which is it?

It's a fair question to ask, and for which to receive a cogent answer. (insert chirping crickets)
 
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Necessitas > Actual Respect  • 9 days ago 


Cite? You can't. Because, he never said it.
 
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Schlukitz > Necessitas  • 9 days ago 


Apparently, Muslims lie just as much as Christians do. LOL
 
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Necessitas > Schlukitz  • 8 days ago 


I'm sure they do. Humans lie. They all do, myself included.
Ironically, the easiest way to spot a liar is to look for those who claim they aren't. Untruthfulness is likely the only ability truly unique to humans, it is what it is and it doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing; it's the basis of many kindnesses.
 
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Actual Respect > Necessitas  • 9 days ago 


Those who work for him do so Obama does. Those who represent your values on your behalf also can point to the person who is at the top of making the transformation he promised. So yes, He did say it. You jump all over Christians that cite The Bible for their sincere beliefs just as I cite the Qu'ran and you only ever are angry at Christians for exercising the exact same religious rights i am. Sorry you don't like your obvious hypocrisy being shown to yourself. You either hate all religions or you tolerate them. You pretend there's no difference while ignoring a lot of facts at the same time.
 
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Randy503 > Actual Respect  • 8 days ago 


When you find us a muslim florist or baker who refuses service to gays, we will certainly let you know.
 
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Schlukitz > Actual Respect  • 9 days ago 


Isn't there a candle or something you should be sitting on?
You seem very sexually frustrated.
 
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Necessitas > Actual Respect  • 9 days ago 


I hate all religions equally. It's my most American attribute, I don't discriminate amongst them. I even hate many atheists. I just hate jerks in general. I know of no one who represents my values other than myself -- my second most American attribute -- although, I would love to meet such a piquant individual. You said it yourself, all religious values are equal, and I believe that too. They all suck, but it's OK because they all cancel each other out. I believe we are much more alike than different, friend. I only believe there is one less God than you do.
 
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Actual Respect > Necessitas  • 9 days ago 


Good. If you could export your single set of balls among other liberal homosexuals...
 
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Necessitas > Actual Respect  • 9 days ago 


Lord knows, I try.
 
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Actual Respect > Necessitas  • 8 days ago 


Why does everyone in the homosexual community try to ignore that you have to hate all theists with equal disdain otherwise you look like a fucking nut job that Joe loves to label people as.
 
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Necessitas > Actual Respect  • 8 days ago 


I don't think everyone does. It may surprise you how many gays and non-gays eschew all religion. I doubt there is much difference between the two groups, percentage wise.
 
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Necessitas > Actual Respect  • 9 days ago 


No cite then?
 
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Actual Respect > Necessitas  • 9 days ago 


Does not the DOJ and hand-picked Obama appointee Loretta Lynch have a suit against North Carolina because NC dared make a state law that says transsexual people complete a sexual-reassignment and their birth cert to use the bathroom they identify with? You are pretending there's no difference. Precious.
 
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Jay George > Actual Respect  • 9 days ago 


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Necessitas > Jay George  • 8 days ago 


I think he may be a bit more complex than some give him credit for. I think he has difficulty expressing himself, but I'm no stranger to that myself. I'd like to try to understand him.
 
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Jay George > Necessitas  • 8 days ago 


You are a very kind person. :) After seeing trolls off and on all day, it's easy to grow suspicious. I thought it was the same guy who had the burner accounts back to fling more poo.
 
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Necessitas > Jay George  • 8 days ago 


That's nice of you to say, but I'm not an especially nice person, certainly not once you get to know me. I seem to come across that way for some reason, but I'll never be able to figure out why.
 
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Actual Respect > Jay George  • 8 days ago 


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Jay George > Actual Respect  • 8 days ago 


Okay, that was funny.
 
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NZArtist > Actual Respect  • 8 days ago 


You know what they say about people fixated with genitalia and toilets, don't you.
 
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Necessitas > Actual Respect  • 9 days ago 


You're changing the subject, and I'm still waiting on your citation. How can I have a meaningful argument with you when you keep moving the goalposts?
 
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NZArtist > Necessitas  • 8 days ago 


You cant reason with crazy. Stop trying.
 
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Necessitas > NZArtist  • 8 days ago 


If crazy has any antidote, it is reason.
Maybe crazy people just never learned how to reason.
All I can do is try to set an example.
 
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billbear1961 > Actual Respect  • 8 days ago 


Just how many FUCKING TIMES do we have to refute your goddamned LIES with the TRUTH, the truth you label "propaganda" because LYING is all you have??
The only HOPE in HELL your hatred has of "winning," and of turning the WORLD into one vast religious torture chamber and CHARNEL HOUSE, is the suppression of the truth.
You call yourselves the servants and children of the God of LOVE, but your words and acts reveal you to be the incarnation of the Devil HIMSELF.
And more and more people on this planet are coming to that realization.
It's about FUCKING TIME!!
Choke on your galling and truly limitless HYPOCRISY!!
 
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Schlukitz > Actual Respect  • 9 days ago 


We were also marketed as "pedophiles" by the Religious Reich.
Today, in light of the sex scandal that has rocked the RC Church, we all know who the true pedophiles are.
 
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billbear1961 > Actual Respect  • 8 days ago 


"the smartest guys in the room . . ."
I smell ENVY in this quotation.
Envy has been portrayed in art as a MADWOMAN strangling herself.
What a perfectly apt portrayal this would be of the backbiting religious HYPOCRITE!
 
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billbear1961 > OnlyBalance  • 8 days ago 


I don't give a GODDAMN about your religious HOCUS-POCUS until you try to inflict in on OTHERS and use it as a perverted EXCUSE to deny THEM all the rights YOU take for GRANTED!!
 
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Schlukitz > OnlyBalance  • 9 days ago 


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Randy503 > OnlyBalance  • 8 days ago 


Oh, there are plenty of organizations that have called muslim countries on their treatment of gays. In fact, Hilary Clinton has urged the UN to pass a resolution for any country that have laws against homosexuality to repeal them. That resolution has been supported by most countries, but the muslim countries and Russia opposed it.
But you don't want facts like that. You want to say, "See, there are countries that throw gays off the roof and kill them. But the gays are perfectly okay with that because they are islamic countries. Gays hate christianity, and we don't burn them at the stake anymore, so Christians are much better. Why don't you like us?"
Of course, we don't like those islamic countries at all. But they are someone else's country -- and we have no control over what they do. In the US, we have influence with our leaders because we vote.
 
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Necessitas > OnlyBalance  • 9 days ago 


Huh? If you want an answer, ask a question. I specialize in answers, they are not always correct and are seldom complete, but they are always answers.
 
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Richard Rush > OnlyBalance  • 8 days ago 


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Claude Jacques Bonhomme > Richard Rush  • 8 days ago 


Your first reply was very artistic and direct. Too bad it got removed. I made a copy, for future use.
 
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DaveW   • 9 days ago 


Projection: without my cult I would abandon children, spend all my time at the bathhouse and not plan for the future.
The fact we do none of these things proves he is projecting what HE would do without cult brainwashing
Of course the irony is most don't need a god to behave well, many religious are good and the PR ropes them in Many poor behaviors have chosen to follow a god, in fact most of them.
 
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GayOldLady  • 9 days ago 


Go take a nap you Crazy old fuck. Pass the wine please!
 
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Todd  • 9 days ago 


Hey everyone ..... next round is on me ! Drink up !!
 
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HAAAAAAA  • 9 days ago 


All I ask of Thee, Lord is to be a drinker and fornicator
An unbeliever and a sodomite And then to die.
 
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Lazycrockett > HAAAAAAA  • 9 days ago 


Hey Noah did it and he got to curse his son and descendants forever.
 
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HAAAAAAA > Lazycrockett  • 9 days ago 


Didn't Noah fuck his Daughters.
Me not into that.
 
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Lazycrockett > HAAAAAAA  • 9 days ago 


No that was Lot after the destruction of Sodom but to be fair the daughters got him drunk and seduced him. Those evil women and their trickery.
 
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HAAAAAAA > Lazycrockett  • 9 days ago 


I can see why. Ugly bitches.
 
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coram nobis > HAAAAAAA  • 8 days ago 


Call them Juno-esque.
 
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grada3784 > Lazycrockett  • 8 days ago 


Don't forget Judah nailing his daughter-in-law,
 
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witch > HAAAAAAA  • 9 days ago 


And die with a smile on my face
 
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HAAAAAAA > witch  • 9 days ago 


A big smile. :)
 
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Joe in PA  • 9 days ago 


...The Wine Of Fornication.... Ah great, he figured out my two favorite things. Where is Julie Andrews when you need her? I feel a song coming on.
 
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oikos > Joe in PA  • 9 days ago 


A few of my favorite things.
 
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KCMC > oikos  • 9 days ago 


"precum on foreskins and whiskers on noodles..."
oh, wait.
 
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oikos > KCMC  • 9 days ago 


No, you had it right.
 
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lymis > Joe in PA  • 9 days ago 


About a spoonful of something helping you go down?
 
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KCMC > Joe in PA  • 9 days ago 


I must have had a wicked childhood.
I must have a miserable youth...
 
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oikos  • 9 days ago 


Sweet, delicious wine of fornication. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
 
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Gustav2 > oikos  • 9 days ago 


And it is cocktail hour!
hehehe 'cock-tail' hehehe
 
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KCMC > Gustav2  • 9 days ago 


one of each, please. Thanks.
 
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Michael Smith  • 9 days ago 


Which countries are you talking about you senile old man? I consider myself an amateur historian. I am unaware of the numerous countries that were thriving before they started being OK with homosexuality.
 
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MrSkippy > Michael Smith  • 9 days ago 


Ancient Greece... the Roman Empire.. I think those are what he means.
Never mind that they were pretty much ok with homosexuality a LONG time before they fell and that their fall was generally through an over expansion of their territory and not really who was screwing who...
 
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William > MrSkippy  • 9 days ago 


Rome had lots of lead in the drinking water. They also made goblets out of lead. Alcohol and lead are a bad combination.
 
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Bad Tom > William  • 9 days ago 


They also turned Christian.
That sealed their doom.
 
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clay > Bad Tom  • 9 days ago 


perhaps the lead assisted in that?
 
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Bad Tom > clay  • 8 days ago 


A confluence of factors.
 
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BobSF_94117 > MrSkippy  • 9 days ago 


Rome had its ups and downs for nearly 1000 years, then they adopted Christianity and all of a sudden it was everybody's business how everyone else practiced religion. They turned on each other.
 
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camel54 > MrSkippy  • 9 days ago 


And, of course, the greed of the ruling classes and increasing inequality in their societies which ultimately finished them off.
 
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CPT_Doom > MrSkippy  • 9 days ago 


And apparently Canada is on the verge of destruction, although, to be fair to Pat, he might thinks that has more to do with a gender balanced cabinet.
 
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MrSkippy > CPT_Doom  • 9 days ago 


It's CANADA.
Nobody care's about America's hat.
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Gay Fordham Prep Grad  • 8 days ago 


"The wine of fornication," I need to order myself a case of that.
 
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motordog  • 8 days ago 


Mystery Mother of Harlots? Could he mean...Venus?!

  

 
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billbear1961 > motordog  • 8 days ago 


Great minds think alike!
:D
 
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motordog > billbear1961  • 8 days ago 


I just saw your post! I always liked the half-naked men dancing 'round the devil-lady! Since you also posted a vintage hunk, I'll put one up I've been saving for the right time. Apparently, the ordnance in those war planes during WWII would get very hot...so what's a boy to do?
 
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billbear1961 > motordog  • 8 days ago 


Such beauty!
 
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coram nobis > motordog  • 8 days ago 


Ball turret gunner?
 
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Necessitas > coram nobis  • 8 days ago 


Yes, looks like a Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress. And a crack gunner.
 
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3-Star  • 9 days ago 


Will you please leave this Earth? According to your belief Heaven is the place to be so get going!
 
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Dave  • 9 days ago 


The man is older than Yoda. He and Phyllis Schlafly just live forever, don't they? (I hope I didn't jinx them.)
 
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Claude Jacques Bonhomme > Dave  • 8 days ago 


Pat and Phyllis before their make-up session.
  
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coram nobis > Dave  • 9 days ago 


Strong with the force he is not. Drunk with the wine of religion is he.
 
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motordog > coram nobis  • 9 days ago 


Now THAT'S a curdled vintage to be sure. I'll settle for a semen latte.
 
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coram nobis > motordog  • 9 days ago 


Cheap wine it is. Two Buck Chuck, if that.
 
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Christopher Smith > coram nobis  • 8 days ago 


It's Three Buck Chuck now....:)
 
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motordog > Dave  • 9 days ago 


I suspect animatronics...it would help explain the dead, soulless eyes.
 
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Robincho > Dave  • 9 days ago 


Funny, I hope you DID...
 
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Uncle Mark > Dave  • 9 days ago 


I'm thinking that Pat's wife had to drink copious amounts of that "Wine of Fornication" to make kids with Pat. I hear that she drinks it straight out of the box. (Apparently the wine's cheap, like pat.)
 
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Frank Elliott  • 9 days ago 


Pat's the one who said it's ok to kick your wife to the curb if she get's Alzheimers. I don't see him as a moral authority.
  

 
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sherman  • 9 days ago 


OT, but maybe a nice evening break. Heard Zach Wahls on the radio today, and he has a (fully funded) kickstarter campaign to produce and sell The Woman Cards. You get a deck for $15. You can see the artwork and read about the women selected for each card here:https://www.kickstarter.com/pr...
There are higher levels of support that give you multiple decks and prints. Sadly there is no option that includes a picture of Zach.
 
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Claude Jacques Bonhomme > sherman  • 8 days ago 


Great kid with great moms seems to be growing into a great man. 💞
 
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GayOldLady  • 9 days ago 


"The truth is, from what we understand in history, there hasn’t been one
nation in the history of the world that has openly embraced homosexual
lifestyle and begun to practice the homosexual lifestyle that has
endured"

So it wasn't the fault of war, or famine, or greed, or anything at all to do with heterosexuals? It was all because a few lesbians and gay men were making whoopee? By the way, wasn't your first child conceived illegitimately because you fornicated? You crazy old fuck!!
 
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Reality.Bites > GayOldLady  • 9 days ago 


Shorter and equally true: The truth is, from what we understand in history, there hasn’t been one nation in the history of the world that has endured
 
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GayOldLady > Reality.Bites  • 9 days ago 


But it's our fault, because we're lethal! :-) This power is exhilarating.
 
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Joe in PA > GayOldLady  • 9 days ago 


word on the street GOL...your whoopee making is LEGENDARY. Just saying.
 
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GayOldLady > Joe in PA  • 9 days ago 


Joe....Shhhhh!! I'm married now, I'm a changed woman. :-)
 
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Joe in PA > GayOldLady  • 9 days ago 


Your secret is safe with me. :)
(not really, but just go with that) Ahem. :)
 
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Chucktech > Reality.Bites  • 9 days ago 


I dunno, China's been around for a while. I attribute their longevity to the non-existence of christianity there.
 
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Claude Jacques Bonhomme > Chucktech  • 8 days ago 


Yes, but one could argue that China has been a succession of nations, from dynasty to dynasty to dynasty to oligarchy.
 
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biki > GayOldLady  • 9 days ago 


All nations have fallen, and all nations were led by straight males who at least pandered at the alter of religion, so shouldn't we lay the blame on them and not us? Oh, yeah I forgot, they don't 'do' facts! Take it away Fact Man!
 
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sherman  • 9 days ago 


Yes, a meal is more enjoyable with a bottle of fornication wine, and a nice semen latte with dessert. Thanks Obama!
 
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Sam_Handwich  • 9 days ago 


will the real whore of Babylon please stand up?
 
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clay > Sam_Handwich  • 9 days ago 


"I feel the earth
move
under my feet"
 
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Treant > Sam_Handwich  • 9 days ago 


'Round here, that resulted in the thunder of stamping feet.
Mine among them.
 
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grada3784 > Sam_Handwich  • 8 days ago 


You're more likely to get a whore babbling on/ Now which one of the money worshipping televangelists am I thinking of?
 
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Mark  • 9 days ago 


It's a gawddamned shame that book of revelations didn't warn us about all the kooks and quacks that would be riding the xtian grifter train.
 
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Sean Williams  • 9 days ago 


Remember, you can't be drunk all day on the wine of fornication...unless you start early in the morning.
 
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lymis > Sean Williams  • 9 days ago 


Or start the night before....
 
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Bill  • 9 days ago 


Where's my fucking AIDS ring when I need it.
 
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CA2016  • 8 days ago 


Mystery Mother of Harlot, now that's a good name for a drag queen.
 
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anne marie in philly  • 8 days ago 


"Homosexuality Will Destroy Us Because We’re Drunk On The Wine Of Fornication" - is that wine anything like 2-buck chuck? and is this REALLY such a bad thing?
 
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motordog > anne marie in philly  • 8 days ago 


Just this weekend I had a lovely merlot that had an unscrewable cap...probably not the chichi-est vintage, but I liked it none the less.
 
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Claude Jacques Bonhomme > motordog  • 8 days ago 


If the cap was unscrewable, then, it wasn't a wine of fornication.
 
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motordog > Claude Jacques Bonhomme  • 8 days ago 


I see what you did there...XD
 
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anne marie in philly > motordog  • 8 days ago 


drink it if ya got it! :)
 
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billbear1961  • 9 days ago 


You lie like you breathe.
When will you STOP doing BOTH??
 
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Tor  • 9 days ago 


I'll have another glass, please.....
 
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lynden55  • 9 days ago 


Every time I see a new picture of Pat he looks older, more feeble and closer to death.
And I smile.
 
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Necessitas > lynden55  • 9 days ago 


For someone who's only 86, he sure looks 95.
 
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billbear1961 > Necessitas  • 8 days ago 


lol
 
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tim870  • 9 days ago 


Is the wine of fornication red or white? And does it go with beef or fish?
 
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RumpyRoasty > tim870  • 9 days ago 


Real gay men don't crave fish when they are born to only want beef. DUH!
 
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tim870 > RumpyRoasty  • 8 days ago 


Of course not. I was just being inclusive of the lesbians. But then they're probably drinking the beer of fornication anyway.
 
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edrex  • 9 days ago 


"Bottom's up!" Patty!
 
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GuestStop  • 9 days ago 


How sweet, my first visit to the site today and already I get to use the new found gif.

  
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RainbowPhoenix  • 9 days ago 


Robertson and his ilk are drunk on the wine of a superiority complex.
 
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tcinsf  • 9 days ago 


pour me another glass.
 
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Lazycrockett  • 9 days ago 


OT Drumpf just selected a White Nationalist as a Californian delegate.
 
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Sam_Handwich > Lazycrockett  • 9 days ago 


"database error!"

  

 
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clay > Sam_Handwich  • 9 days ago 


. . . but . . . but . . . he just got that shiny new delegate selection team.
 
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Joe in PA > clay  • 9 days ago 


And I thought they were THE BEST people. Hmmm.
 
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joe ho  • 9 days ago 


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Claude Jacques Bonhomme > joe ho  • 9 days ago 


It never gets old. He never gets old either.
 
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CPT_Doom  • 9 days ago 


If you consider the number of religions that have been created in this country since its founding, yet somehow the country is still here, it would appear that blasphemy is not a big deal. Yet isn't that like the First Commandment?
 
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Todd Allis  • 9 days ago 


Pat Robertson seems drunk on something.
 
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Bad Tom > Todd Allis  • 9 days ago 


Dementia.
 
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RealityBass  • 9 days ago 


Drunk on the wine of fornication? These guys always make it sound so much better than it is in real life.
 
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David Milley > RealityBass  • 9 days ago 


I know! Sounds like a great country song!
 
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delk  • 9 days ago 


Wine of fornication and America beer--boy my sobriety is being challenged today.
 
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KCMC > delk  • 9 days ago 


easy does it.
 
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KCMC  • 9 days ago 


"Every one of them has gone down."
Well, not required. But, okay.
 
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KCMC > KCMC  • 9 days ago 


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MrSkippy  • 9 days ago 


You know, if we have get drunk on a wine of something I'd say that fornication isn't the worst choice we could make.
I mean I bet the wine of goat punting tastes kinda nasty.
 
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CPT_Doom > MrSkippy  • 9 days ago 


Actually the wine of fornication has a bland bouquet and almost no tannins. I prefer the sparkling wine of dissolute living. Second fermentation is the best.
 
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PLAINTOM  • 9 days ago 


Hopefully, he will be able to say hello to Scalia in the near future.
 
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JamesStone  • 8 days ago 


I hope that when this crazy old con artist finally kicks the bucket he will have to answer to all of the young people who have committed suicide because they or their parents listened and believed his unChristian bullshit rhetoric....
 
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JCF  • 8 days ago 


Pat's head's about to sink right into his clavicle (not that his IQ would go down any thereby. There's no # lower than zero.)
 
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douglas  • 8 days ago 


Is anyone else tired of the haters always blaming the gays for the demise of great civilizations? Cause it seems like all civilizations/empires eventually fade. Seems rather natural and has very little to do with the gays. But that doesn't fit their agenda I guess.
 
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billbear1961 > douglas  • 8 days ago 


Rome was at its height when it was tolerant.
Intolerance and decline--both coinciding with the introduction of Christianity as the official state religion--went hand in hand.
 
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Necessitas  • 8 days ago 


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Queequeg  • 8 days ago 


May I have another glass of wine?
 
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Mark Alexander  • 8 days ago 


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Snarkaholic > Mark Alexander  • 8 days ago 


And their cats!
 
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Six Pins Delores > Mark Alexander  • 8 days ago 


I hope the grave marker is well known for Him and Anita
 
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Taleisin  • 8 days ago 


Pat's ears are becoming long and pointed.
That's what happens when a vampire doesn't get enough human blood.
 
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motordog > Taleisin  • 8 days ago 


I think you got something there...here we see the Stooges encountering Pat's final form ("What a hideous, monstrous face!") before he descends to his master's fiery realm...

  

 
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Trailrunnr   • 8 days ago 


Rampant? If only.
 
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Brian Moore  • 8 days ago 


Later, Pat Robertson will talk to Tommen on why his mother doesn't love him and she shouldn't be trusted
 
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Michael  • 9 days ago 


Reminds me of the Soviet Union rewriting history. And just to be clear, when people are married (as in two men or two women), it's no longer fornication.
 
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Schlukitz > Michael  • 8 days ago 


Fornication.
Pat says it like it is a bad thing. ;-)
 
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Balderdashing  • 9 days ago 


I'm glad Pat's finally admitting he's drunk (and probably spouting nonsense), though I think "senile" would be a more accurate term.
 
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billbear1961 > Balderdashing  • 8 days ago 


Probably??
 
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Balderdashing > billbear1961  • 8 days ago 


Ahem, I'm a careful writer: the key word was "admitting".
 
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billbear1961 > Balderdashing  • 8 days ago 


"Admitting" and "finally," right??
Yes, but he's also spouting propaganda, rewriting history.
Of course, for these LIARS, there's nothing NEW about THAT.
 
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MikeBx2  • 9 days ago 


I want a t-shirt that says "Embrace A Homosexual" on the front and "Rampant Homosexual" on the back.
 
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3-Star > MikeBx2  • 9 days ago 


I want one that reads "Jesus save me from your followers" on both sides!
 
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Snarkaholic > 3-Star  • 8 days ago 


I want one that says "I'm here...what are your other two wishes?"
 
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OnlyBalance > MikeBx2  • 9 days ago 


This is also a good shirt, you can only agree as it's non-homosexually-friendly to disagree with My religion. Cool it doesn't apply to any other religion.
 
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Schlukitz > OnlyBalance  • 8 days ago 


There is no such thing as perfection. It is non-existent and only a figment of the imagination.
And after religion has filled people's minds with claptrap, superstition, fairy tales, lies and assorted bullshit, it's pretty hard for a person not to make a mistake.
 
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billbear1961 > Schlukitz  • 8 days ago 


^^This!^^
 
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billbear1961 > OnlyBalance  • 8 days ago 


Islam is NOT perfect--NO religion is.
Look at the HARM they do!
 
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agcons  • 9 days ago 


Since when has society not been "drunk on the wine of fornication", you wizened old idiot?
 
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Mark  • 9 days ago 


Damn! I'm not even at all buzzed, let alone drunk - - help!!!!
 
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Claude Jacques Bonhomme  • 9 days ago 


Pat Robertson drinks the whine about fornication. Very bitter.
 
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coram nobis > Claude Jacques Bonhomme  • 9 days ago 


It goes with Cheeses.
 
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coram nobis > Claude Jacques Bonhomme  • 9 days ago 


At the corner of Samson and Deli.
 
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delk > Claude Jacques Bonhomme  • 9 days ago 


Looks like the Wall of Cheese at Loblaws!
 
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karen in kalifornia  • 9 days ago 


Humm,. I like wine.
 
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Six Pins Delores  • 9 days ago 


"they’re concerned about physical pleasure and the activities surrounding this lifestyle, they aren’t planning for the future and the country goes to pot."
Not too much future remains for you Pat does it
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Ander  • 9 days ago 


"Wine of fornication?" Does that come in a nice Pinot Grigio to enjoy by the pool?
 
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clay > Ander  • 9 days ago 


No, it comes with pot. Didn't you check out the clips?
 
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biki > Ander  • 9 days ago 


Hopefully complete with a willing cabana fella!
 
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Reality.Bites  • 9 days ago 


Budweiser would prefer we be drunk on the beer of fornication.
AMERICA!!!
 
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Adam King > Reality.Bites  • 9 days ago 


I think I'll stick with the martinis of fornication, thank you.
 
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Rebecca Gardner > Adam King  • 9 days ago 


Stag's Leap Cask 23 wine of fornication for me please.
 
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biki > Rebecca Gardner  • 9 days ago 


Four Peaks Brewery's Kilt Lifter beer for me....ahh sweet nectar of beer-dom.......
 
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Necessitas  • 9 days ago 


Isn't it time for your dirt nap, Pat?
 
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Adam King > Necessitas  • 9 days ago 


The Crypt Keeper is undead! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
 
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dcurlee  • 9 days ago 


Yep and I plan on putting in Hillary for a couple of terms. It amazes me the likes of him thinking their Christian rights are being trampled. No one has set foot in a church and told them how they need to run their religion
 
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Will  • 8 days ago 


Up here in New Hampshire I can go to the state-operated liquor stores and order cases of Wine of Fornication for a very good price. It's a great vintage -- full bodied, muscular taste on the tongue that slides easily down the throat with a finish of cream.
 
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Skeptical_Inquirer  • 8 days ago 


Did he eat a tape worm? He looks like a skull.
 
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2patricius2  • 8 days ago 


Maybe Pat Robertson is drunk on the wine of fornication. But as for me, I prefer an occasional glass of white wine.
 
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TheManicMechanic  • 8 days ago 


Still not dead yet.
 
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billbear1961 > TheManicMechanic  • 8 days ago 


Debatable.
 
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greenmanTN  • 8 days ago 


Crypt Keeper says what? I guess I'm glad that someone on our side watches this shit, because I'm sure as hell not going to do it!
 
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Macbill  • 8 days ago 


God hates orgasms. That's why they feel so good.
 
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Friday  • 8 days ago 


Still with that idiotic trope. No, failure to persecute LGBT people does not cause the fall of nations. Sometimes falling nations scapegoat LGBT people, among others, is all.
 
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Rex  • 8 days ago 


I need a little libation before I read the wisdom of Mr. Robertson. I'll just pour myself a glass of '89 Fornication. It was a good year.
 
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Six Pins Delores > Rex  • 8 days ago 


90, 91, 92...:)
 
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2guysnamedjoe > Six Pins Delores  • 8 days ago 


99 bottles of forn on the wall,
99 bottles of forn . . .
 
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Six Pins Delores > 2guysnamedjoe  • 8 days ago 


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Bill Harnsberger  • 8 days ago 


Golly, he says that like it's a bad thing.
 
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JT  • 9 days ago 


That hateful old fucker needs to drink deep because he's not getting any except in his fantasies.
 
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DesertSun59  • 9 days ago 


He truly is senile.
 
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billbear1961 > DesertSun59  • 8 days ago 


But the hatred and lies shine through!
 
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JaniceInToronto  • 9 days ago 


We need to pay attention to Pat. After all, they exhumed him for the show.
 
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Gianni > JaniceInToronto  • 8 days ago 


:D Right! We really should show at least a little respect for the effort.
 
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Jay George  • 9 days ago 


Wait, I thought we were drunk on America...
 
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kaydenpat  • 9 days ago 


"Once rampant homosexuality takes place"
I suppose more than one gay = rampant homosexuality in Robertson's world. He really needs to retire and enjoy his grand kids and stop inflicting his nonsense on us.
 
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robirob  • 9 days ago 


"Homosexuality Will Destroy Us Because We’re Drunk On The Wine Of Fornication"
Well, he most certainly has to work on his sales pitch before I may consider to take a sip from his Moonshine of Self-Righteousness he gets his bigoted buzz on.
 
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coram nobis  • 9 days ago 


Right now it it’s kind of in the balance, it’s kind of interesting, but the fact that the European Union and the U.S. is trying to impose this lifestyle on a little country like Georgia that wants to stay orthodox is incredible.

Really? And I thought the business community made the governor veto that bill?
Oh, that Georgia. Foreign either way.
 
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davewolfusa  • 9 days ago 


Wine of fortification, fill'er up!
 
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bambinoitaliano  • 9 days ago 


How do you think these religious assholes get so wealthy if they are not drunk on homosexuals agenda?
 
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Rebecca Gardner  • 9 days ago 


Maybe tomorrow we will see a post announcing the Pat has gone to see his magical sky fairy.
 
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oikos > Rebecca Gardner  • 9 days ago 


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Nic Peterson   • 9 days ago 


Hhhmmph. The bottle here says Chardonnay. Does anyone know where I could pick up a bottle of fornication wine. Does Grindr have that?
 
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William  • 9 days ago 


Damn that's a scary mask. Halloween is still months away.
 
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Lazycrockett  • 9 days ago 


I don't think fornication wine would taste very good. What would it go with?
 
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delk > Lazycrockett  • 9 days ago 


Tossed salad.
 
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MrSkippy > Lazycrockett  • 9 days ago 


Lube?
 
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Lazycrockett > MrSkippy  • 9 days ago 


Fornication wine = Santorum? ewww
 
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HZ81  • 9 days ago 


Fornication wine? That explains the film floating at the top.
 
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Jake  • 9 days ago 


I'll have 2 glasses, please
 
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John P. > Jake  • 8 days ago 


DAMN, I'll have the entire bottle.
 
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Jeffg166  • 9 days ago 


Bet he gets a woodie thinking about it.
 
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Leo Tallant > Jeffg166  • 9 days ago 


Is he still capable of doing that?
 
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Bluto > Leo Tallant  • 9 days ago 


With a few popsicle sticks & some twine.
 
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Beff373 > Jeffg166  • 9 days ago 


Harrelson?
 
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Bob M  • 9 days ago 


I could not find a single deffinition of "fornication" that referenced homosexuality...
Sexual intercourse between people not married to each other."laws forbidding adultery and fornication"synonyms:extramarital sex, extramarital relations, adultery, infidelity, unfaithfulness, cuckoldry; premarital sex;
informalhanky-panky
"the nuns warned us about the spiritual price one pays for fornication"
 
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biki > Bob M  • 9 days ago 


Could it be that our sex was thought to be so perverse that it was beyond the gates of fornication and into the land of "gay" sodomy?
 
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KCMC > biki  • 9 days ago 


that's more helpfully specific when searching the xtubes
 
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OSG  • 9 days ago 


Does the wine of fornication go better with *red meat? Or is it more of a *white meat kind of a thing. Probably not a good idea to serve it with turkey.
....wine joke, not racial joke. Just noticing this.
 
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MrSkippy > OSG  • 9 days ago 


I think anyone who thought that was racist might actually be looking for a reason to be offended. Red meat vs white meat is pretty damn clear.
Also, it goes best with pasta.
 
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OSG > MrSkippy  • 9 days ago 


:P
 
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Adam King > OSG  • 9 days ago 


Sausages and clams.
 
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Maggie 4NoH8  • 5 days ago 


You can get wine when you fornicate????
 
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2karmanot  • 8 days ago 


sigh....NEXT!
 
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TheSeer  • 8 days ago 


Coffin dodger.
 
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Mihangel apYrs  • 8 days ago 


the Dead that Walk!
 
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Dean Cameron  • 8 days ago 


Pass me a glass of whatever he's having!
 
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Stubenville  • 8 days ago 


Aren't you overdue for your dirt bath, Pat?
 
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Sapient  • 8 days ago 


For someone who hasn't had an erection since 1970, he sure is obsessed with sex.
 
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Ben in Oakland  • 8 days ago 


Patty, dear, you should note that it was intolerance of gay people that led directly to the twin disasters for this country and the entire world knows are the presidency of George "shrub" bush, who got us into two wars that have drained both our treasury and our prestige in the world.
 
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Galvestonian  • 8 days ago 


It seems to me that ancient Greece 800 B.C. to 600 B.C was conquered - not necessarily destroyed by immorality and fornication. Pluse LGBT sex has been around since sex started and that's a shit load longer than what old Patty-cakes' bible sez
 
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Larry in Oklahoma  • 8 days ago 


Pat says "people don’t take care of their children, they aren’t concerned about the next generation, they’re concerned about physical pleasure and the activities surrounding this lifestyle, they aren’t planning for the future." This happens all the time in the STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN churches, societies and communities. This isn't a new fad; it's been happening for years and years. Where's he been? All this Babylonian whore talk, well, that comes after some events forecast in Revelations and THOSE events have not even happened yet.
It IS nice that he's not concerned about CHRISTIAN people who get caught daily abandoning or molesting kids. "WE" must have caused that and are responsible for that. People Like Pat need to clean up their own lives first.
 
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WIGuy  • 8 days ago 


I expect he will merge with that crazy ass harlem preacher
 
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RJ Bone  • 8 days ago 


Funny... my super-right-wing cult believed that Pat Robertson was part of the Babylonian Mystery religion himself.
Hey Pat? Aren't you dead?
 
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Troy Gilbert  • 8 days ago 


Hey Pat...no one believes you...and no one is listening.
 
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Paige Turner  • 8 days ago 


What a truly awful decrepit old Man.
May you rot in hell for an eternity when you time is up Pat you vile, homophobic bigoted old bastard.
That feels better.
Thank you.
 
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Librarykid  • 8 days ago 


Johnny one note, but I think he confused "gone down" with "going down."
 
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Houndentenor  • 8 days ago 


I wonder what it would be like to have sex even 1% as often as the religious right thinks gay people do. Like we don't have jobs and other responsibilities eating up 99% of our time.
 
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grada3784  • 8 days ago 


The old goat's nickname is Fornicario. Wine of Fornication is just his new product line.
 
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Natty Enquirer  • 8 days ago 


He refuses to see that some people are born gay. It's all a sinful choice to ignoramuses like Robertson. Oh well. We can only wait for them to pass away from the face of the earch.
 
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Dave in Boston > Natty Enquirer  • 8 days ago 


Sadly, other people who hate themselves, or are crooks, or psychopaths will always be with us. Unfortunately they will never "pass away from the face of the earth" as long as we are imperfect human beings. In each generation a new one(s) will arise. It's human nature. Sorry!
 
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hdtex  • 8 days ago 


Pat "Blood Diamonds" Robertson needs to fuck off and die already.
 
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GreatLakeSailor  • 8 days ago 


Hmm, I always thought of it more as nectar.
 
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Former Representative Elliott  • 8 days ago 


Senile old man sez wut?
 
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Readen Reply  • 8 days ago 


I believe the expression is "Drunk on Cum"
 
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Speak3Hisself
 
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Dot Beech  • 8 days ago 


Take him now, God. Take him now!
 
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2amor  • 9 days ago 


Yes Pat and you will probably have the biggest hang over.....
 
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Dobby  • 9 days ago 


Hallelujah!
 
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CatCope  • 9 days ago 


Me thinks Unka Pat(No, I think it should be 'Granpa" Pat now) is too obsessed with fornification, & what not, NO???????????????
 
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Jerry Hinnant  • 9 days ago 


And all this time I was thinking Sarah Palin was the mystery mother of harlots!
 
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witch  • 9 days ago 


What in hell is he talking about, history has many examples of nations and cultures which embraced gays, even believing these people were directed by the gods/goddesses.
 
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lymis > witch  • 9 days ago 


He's got some circular logic going.
He's clearly not counting any society or civilization that is currently on earth, so he's only looking at societies that have faded, collapsed, died out, or been destroyed. Since NONE of those have endured, then he can pick anything he wants to blame on the collapse.
Since gay people were present in every human civilization, they've been present in every civilization that died out.
There are more people alive today who live in a world that "embraces homosexuality" than have lived in the history of the human race, too, so you can just as validly claim that the embrace of homosexuality has led to fertility and even more thriving civilizations than not.
 
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bkmn  • 9 days ago 


Hey Pat, since you and dog are so close why didn't she tell you tRump was going to be your nominee for Prez this year?
 
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OnlyBalance  • 9 days ago 


"In our religion, the discussion of whether these urges are because of 'Nature' or 'nurture' is really quite irrelevant." - Dr. Yasir Qadhi
 
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Schlukitz > OnlyBalance  • 9 days ago 


As if we really care what either of those two "Doctors" have to say about anything?
Dr. Yasir Qadhi's quoted statement reeks of "Don't confuse me with the facts. I've already made up my mind."
 
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Necessitas > OnlyBalance  • 8 days ago 


Were you born religious, or did you have to be instructed?
Can you point to one animal species that practices religion?
Is religion natural, and if so where does it occur in nature?
 
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Mike D  • 9 days ago 


It's not "Obama's bathroom agenda." They're the ones who created an issue that didn't exist.
 
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Traxley Launderette > Mike D  • 9 days ago 


This REALLY pisses me off!!!
NC's republican goobers introduced and passed that shitty law. They're the one's doubling down on their bigotry! Now they get blowback from rational folks and it's the black guy's fault!
Fucknozzles.
 
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Mike D > Traxley Launderette  • 9 days ago 


Not only that, they held a special emergency session to pass the law. Now they blame the people who are against it?
 
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GC > Mike D  • 9 days ago 


Let's also remember that the law superseded local minimum-wage ordinances and worker protections, as well as Charlotte's and other LGBTQ* antidiscrimination laws, and removed discrimination as actionable in state courts. The hidden NC Republican agenda is every bit as odious as the obvious anti-trans "illegal to pee in public" stuff.
(Edit: popebuck1 and clay beat me to it. http://www.joemygod.com/2016/0... )
 
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Uncle Mark > GC  • 9 days ago 


It's a shame that more wasn't made about the minimum wage issue in the media when it came to this bill. Not to minimize the transgender bathroom issue, but while everyone was focus and polarized over the bathroom debate, the minimum wage ordinance (which affects far more people) was snuck through. It's amazing how often our state & federal governments pull this trick on us.
 
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Chucktech > Mike D  • 9 days ago 


Everything goofy christian right wing weirdos don't like is Obama's fault. Haven't you noticed?
 
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oikos > Chucktech  • 9 days ago 


My coffee is cold. Damn that Obama!

  
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StraightGrandmother > oikos  • 9 days ago 


You got that end part wrong, the meme goes, "My coffee is cold. Thanks Obama!"
 
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Gaiboi66 > oikos  • 9 days ago 


That photo of grandpa is priceless! As is the Simpsons!
 
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GC > Chucktech  • 8 days ago 


Americans had the unmitigated, prideful, sinful arrogance to elect a Kenyan Muslim communist atheist black man President! Twice! (By margins that couldn't be easily stolen fixed on electronic voting machines!) It's all Obama's fault! Thanks Obama!
 
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Megrim Twist > Mike D  • 9 days ago 


Just another missive from ass-backwards world.
 
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popebuck1  • 9 days ago 


I love that they're ALL about "state's rights" and "local control," but when the city of Charlotte passes an LGBT rights ordinance and the state government squashes it, it's "Obama's bathroom agenda."
 
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clay > popebuck1  • 9 days ago 


and when a city passes a living-wage ordinance, the state government squashes it in less than 12 hours, and it's "Obama's bathroom agenda".
 
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Christopher Smith > clay  • 9 days ago 


but, but, but.......JEEBUS HATES GAYZ!!!!
 
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Anastasia Beaverhousen  • 9 days ago 


Please turn to page 29 in your hymn book and join our choir in a rousing version of "Poopin' with the Lord!"
 
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Pollos Hermanos > Anastasia Beaverhousen  • 9 days ago 


From now on, when I hear "Jesus take the Wheel", I'll be thinking of backing the big brown motorhome out of the garage.
 
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Uncle Mark > Anastasia Beaverhousen  • 8 days ago 


You have it wrong. You don't "Poop with the Lord." That's concentrated evil coming out your butt. You wash your hands and then pray to Jesus afterwards (tho' I'm not sure of the order.)
 
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bambinoitaliano > Guest  • 9 days ago 


I see dead people. They are everywhere!
 
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Todd20036 > Gay Seal  • 9 days ago 


Yeah, see, we don't consider the fight for basic civil rights to be just shit.
We don't consider a government discriminating against a minority
just for the sake of discriminating against a minority to be shit.

We don't think rolling back existing LBGT right are merely just "happy shit".
You are just a fucking bigot. Away with you.
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oikos > Gay Seal  • 9 days ago 


I see you are obsessed with what gay men do. None of us are cowards like you. Everyone who knows us, knows we're gay. Eventually your family will find out about your gloryhole bathroom fetish, princess.
 
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Gay Turd > oikos  • 9 days ago 


No one needs to know it was you on the other side of the wall...I am sure your 'mommies' told you that is a normal way to act as a homosexual in public but science says it's a great path to STD's...you know, things that you pretend only happen to breeders?
 
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vorpal > Gay Turd  • 9 days ago 


Sorry to break it to your so-called Christian so-called homeschooling, but believe it or not, homosexuality doesn't magically create STDs.
 
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Todd20036 > Gay Turd  • 9 days ago 


No one pretends gays are immune to STDs. We do however, know that we are immune to accidental pregnancies.
Still flagged again
 
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oikos > Gay Turd  • 9 days ago 


Incapable of grammar as well. Color me surprised, another self loathing, ignorant closet case.

  
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Todd20036 > Gay Turd  • 9 days ago 


flagged. The fuck is wrong with you
 
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Gay Turd > PickyPecker  • 9 days ago 


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Todd20036 > Gay Turd  • 9 days ago 


No one here wants to fuck you. No one thinks you have anything to say other than the fact that you hate LBGT.
No one likes you. Go away. And yes, flagged.
 
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teeveedub > Gay Turd  • 9 days ago 


You're not smart enough for this crowd, Suzie.
 
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HAAAAAAA > Gay Seal  • 9 days ago 



  

 
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Oscarlating Wildely > HAAAAAAA  • 8 days ago 


"And that concludes the response to Donald Trump's nomination acceptance speech."
 
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Octavio > HAAAAAAA  • 9 days ago 


That looks like a sheet of blotter Acid. :-)
 
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RaygunsGoZap > Gay Seal  • 9 days ago 


Try harder, fool.
 
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Jay George  • 9 days ago 


Thanks Lord!
 
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perversatile > Jay George  • 9 days ago 


Don't these people watch TV? It is not going to end well for them.
  


 
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Six Pins Delores > perversatile  • 9 days ago 


Boom! Love brassy broads and Barbara Eden more :)
 
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perversatile > Six Pins Delores  • 9 days ago 


My dad always said she couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag,
but he sure liked watching her try.
 
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Six Pins Delores > perversatile  • 8 days ago 


His perspective I would guess came into play. She is an ageless beautiful woman though. My dad mugged it up with Yvonne De Carlo whilst off duty another stunner
 
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perversatile > Six Pins Delores  • 8 days ago 


Yvonne was in one of my all time favorite childhood movies-
 'Satan's Cheerleaders'
 
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Six Pins Delores > perversatile  • 8 days ago 


That is curious, since I am the spawn of satan.
:)
 
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perversatile > Six Pins Delores  • 8 days ago 


-we're probably related
  

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Jay George > perversatile  • 9 days ago 


I cannot believe they wouldn't heed the wisdom of Jeannie C. Riley. :(
 
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perversatile > Jay George  • 8 days ago 


''Now don't make me come over there and write a song about ya'll''
-the gauntlet has been thrown down
 
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Jay George > perversatile  • 8 days ago 


You know the sad thing is, I think I actually sat down and watched that movie at some point in time... :D
 
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perversatile > Jay George  • 8 days ago 


That's alright, I still watch cartoons.
 
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StraightGrandmother > perversatile  • 9 days ago 


I love the old music.
 
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perversatile > StraightGrandmother  • 9 days ago 


-me too, especially if it's sassy.
  


 
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Homo Erectus > perversatile  • 8 days ago 


Look out heifer - here comes your bull ;-)

  

 
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Octavio > Jay George  • 9 days ago 


That was quick! :-)
 
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Jay George > Octavio  • 9 days ago 


But would he spare a square for a sinner... ;)
 
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Oscarlating Wildely > Jay George  • 9 days ago 


Wait--- I thought that's what the Bible was supposed to be for. Is this a new deific substitution?
 
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Jay George > Oscarlating Wildely  • 8 days ago 


Damn straight. Three ply.
 
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Gay Turd > Prion  • 9 days ago 


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RaygunsGoZap > Gay Turd  • 9 days ago 


Studies show that men who troll gay men are just closet queens themselves. Something to think about, cocksucker.
 
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Oscarlating Wildely > RaygunsGoZap  • 8 days ago 


No, not quite Rayguns: Studies show that men who troll gay men are just closest queens that desperately want and never succeed at hooking up with gay men, the poor dears.
 
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RaygunsGoZap > Oscarlating Wildely  • 8 days ago 


Ahhhhh, important distinction. Thanks!
 
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Gay Turd > RaygunsGoZap  • 9 days ago 


Studies show that homosexuals who ignore science and facts that go against the lies they were told by the liberal establishment are going to have a rude awakening after it's to late for you to do anything about it...
P.S. if you use a term like 'killfile' back it up with your commitment to taking your 'death with dignity' drugs to make room for more Muslim immigrants who need the gov't free shit more than homosexuals.

 
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oikos > Gay Turd  • 9 days ago 


Wow you have some weird fetishes, cocksucker.
 
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Paula > oikos  • 9 days ago 


Is that him in the picture?
 
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vorpal > Paula  • 9 days ago 


He could have saved himself a lot of typing had he just been concise and written: "I am an idiot."
 
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oikos > Paula  • 9 days ago 


Yes but his mother (who he lives with) doesn't know.
 
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Paula > oikos  • 9 days ago 


She has to notice her underwear disappearing???
 
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oikos > Paula  • 9 days ago 


She prays about it in church.
 
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Stogiebear > Paula  • 8 days ago 


It sure ain't Frieda Kahlo.
 
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Paula > Stogiebear  • 8 days ago 


She had a better mustache.
 
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Todd20036 > Gay Turd  • 9 days ago 


Yeah? What science and facts are we ignoring? The liberal establishment includes the AMA, the American Pediatric association, the American Psychiatric Association
And by the way, wishing us dead: You're a churchgoer, aren't you?
and flagged again. You want to peddle bigotry? Go to Bretibart.
 
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clay > Todd20036  • 9 days ago 


(all those studies of the afterlife. Oh, wait )
 
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vorpal > Todd20036  • 9 days ago 


The "liberal establishment" is conservaspeak for anything that disagrees with them. It tends to encompass most facts, and reality has a "liberal establishment" bias.
 
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Octavio > Todd20036  • 9 days ago 


I tagged and reported the twit. We only need two more to do the same.
 
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oikos > Todd20036  • 9 days ago 


Gawd's love.
 
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Mawm > Gay Turd  • 9 days ago 


Real straight men don't troll gay blogs. Just saying.
I'm sure you are about 10 minutes away from giving in and driving to the rest area.
 
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Octoberfurst > Mawm  • 9 days ago 


LOL. Good one!
 
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The_Wretched > Gay Turd  • 9 days ago 


You religious nutjobs need to stop misappropriating 'science' and 'facts'. They don't mean what you want them to.
 
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JT > Gay Turd  • 9 days ago 


Girl, "ignoring science" is what you are made of.
 
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RaygunsGoZap > Gay Turd  • 9 days ago 


You're a special kind of blur-goo-gaga!
We're talking real scientists who studied real closet kweens just like you. Real science which you are living out in front of us, closet. It's very telling how we each choose to spend our time, closet. And here you are rolling around in the attention of gay men, closet. Like your mom in the trough of Santorum you and daddy made.
 
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Chucktech > Gay Turd  • 9 days ago 


Science and facts. Like, the world is 4000 years old, Noah's Ark was a thing, and the biggest whopper of them all, Jesus is LORD.
 
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PickyPecker > Gay Turd  • 9 days ago 


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Todd20036 > Gay Turd  • 9 days ago 


flagged
 
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Steverino > Todd20036  • 9 days ago 


Anti-gay internet trolls are flaggits.
 
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Todd20036 > Steverino  • 9 days ago 


NICE!
 
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clay > fuzzybits  • 9 days ago 


"And on Christmas morning, the dumb beasts would prophesy."
 
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HAAAAAAA > fuzzybits  • 9 days ago 


My Jack Russel is the master at that. Three rolls a week. :)
 
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fuzzybits > HAAAAAAA  • 9 days ago 


Our kitties have never done that,but our cockapoo had to be kept out of the bathroom.
 
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Robincho > fuzzybits  • 9 days ago 


I'm not necessarily saying I'm gay, but I HAVE sucked a cockatoo...
 
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Oscarlating Wildely > PickyPecker  • 8 days ago 


....I just read the sign in the background as "where your penises make more cents" and found it pretty punny, "sense" would work, too.
 
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rubellapox2 > Robincho  • 9 days ago 


Hahahahaha...
 
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GC > fuzzybits  • 9 days ago 


Sharing your home with a kitty is actually a sensible and acceptable reason to hang the toilet paper "backwards."
 
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agcons > GC  • 9 days ago 


I had a Siamese that figured it out no matter what way it unreeled.
 
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Bomer > agcons  • 8 days ago 


That's why the tp in my apartment is not on the holder but on a small shelf out of paws reach.
 
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Todd20036 > Gay turn  • 9 days ago 


Gays are killed in the Middle East, so it's ok to discriminate against gay people in the US.
Right. Got it.
 
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Hank > Gay turn  • 9 days ago 


I have yet to see ANYONE on this site, approve of what Muslims or ANY MAJORITY in OTHER COUNTRIES do to GLBTs, Women, Christians, Jews, other Races or Ethnicities. Those of us who have been exposed to INTOLERANCE in our lives for ANY REASON, are Tolerant of Others and their beliefs.... UNLESS their beliefs foster INTOLERANCE!!!
 
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Dot McFarlane > oikos  • 9 days ago 


I LOVE this!!!! :)
 
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Mawm > Gay turn  • 9 days ago 


I can feel the concern you have for gay people living in the Middle-east oozing through the computer.
 
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trouble94114 > Mawm  • 9 days ago 


are you quite sure it's just concern that is oozing? I just caught a whiff of it, and it smelled like something else.
 
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RaygunsGoZap > Gay turn  • 9 days ago 


Your mom's name is Actual Equality? Weird.
Change beings at home, kween.
Good luck with your closeted life of self hatred.
 
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oikos > RaygunsGoZap  • 9 days ago 


Not to worry. He sucks dicks in NC bathrooms and all this attention is fucking with his DL action. That's why he's pissed.
 
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Refugay > Gay turn  • 9 days ago 


I'm sorry, can you translate that? I don't speak troll, troll.
 
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Jay George > Gay turn  • 9 days ago 


I love you kill file. :)
 
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oikos > Jay George  • 9 days ago 


It's a burner account. This troll won't keep this name. It most likely has multiple troll accounts.
 
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Jay George > oikos  • 9 days ago 


I will enjoy blocking every single one. :D :D :D
 
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PickyPecker > Jay George  • 9 days ago 


I love how easy it is to use.
 
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Jay George > PickyPecker  • 9 days ago 


Me too, especially since it looks like he brought a picnic lunch and is making a day of it. :p
 
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another_steve > Gay turn  • 9 days ago 


Totally aside from your obnoxious hate rhetoric (I'm pretty much a free speech absolutist, so I support your right to engage in that shit), there is a lot of hypocrisy on the far left re stereotypical and broad-brush bigotry directed at Muslims and stereotypical and broad-brush bigotry directed at members of other faiths. The former seems to be bad and evil. The latter is everyday ho-hum.
It's a discussion worth having, though I have no desire to have it with the likes of you.
 
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Todd20036 > another_steve  • 9 days ago 


He isn't really pro-Muslim in any sense of the word. He's trying to justify LBGT bigotry in the US by saying it's an order of magnitude better than LBGT bigotry in the ME.
Meanwhile, the Christians would love to do the same things to us as they do in the Middle East, but we have a functioning government and court system that would stop them
 
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itsjoe618 > Gay turn  • 9 days ago 


Your phony concern trolling is noted, but we all know you're just jealous you can't do to us what happens in Muslim majority countries.
 
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vorpal  • 9 days ago 


Christians doing what Christians do best: being lame with their minds in the toilet.
 
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oikos  • 9 days ago 


http://vignette4.wikia.nocooki...

  
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Six Pins Delores > oikos  • 9 days ago 


Geeeezusss that is soft :)
 
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JT  • 9 days ago 


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Jay George > JT  • 9 days ago 


And it's on the wrong way!
 
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Friday > Jay George  • 9 days ago 


They had to do that since the lions started unrolling them. :)
 
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Mawm > Jay George  • 9 days ago 


Tell that to my husband, please.
 
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JT > Jay George  • 9 days ago 


It would be across your crotch otherwise.
 
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bambinoitaliano > JT  • 9 days ago 


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j.martindale  • 9 days ago 


Rolling with McCrory? Yes, you ARE a bunch of ass-wipes.
 
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Blake J Butler  • 9 days ago 


It's never a conservative post If Obama isn't in it. Even if he has absolutely nothing to do with him. Boy these people are special kinds of dumbasses, I wouldn't play with them, but sometimes it's too tempting and there are no alternatives of fun.
 
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Todd20036  • 9 days ago 


Don't suppose they explained why all other LBGT rights had to be rolled back, or even what any of this had to do with minimum wages.
 
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Chucktech > Todd20036  • 9 days ago 


smoke screen
noun
*a cloud of smoke created to conceal military operations.
*a ruse designed to disguise someone's real intentions or activities.
"he tried to create a smokescreen by quibbling about the statistics"
 
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HAAAAAAA > Chucktech  • 9 days ago 


Transparent:
*able to be seen through.
*easy to notice or understand.
 
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Chucktech  • 9 days ago 


CitizenLink has renamed itself the Family Policy Alliance because CitizenLink doesn't have any dog whistle words like Family in it. Or Liberty. Or Freedumb. Or America.
 
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Friday > Chucktech  • 9 days ago 


Probably to hide from some scandal or now-inconvenient policy position they'd made before. Especially 'Focus on the Family'-related groups change names often that way, possibly to appear as though there's more than one of them. :)
 
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Vicious Malicious > Chucktech  • 9 days ago 


citizenLink wasn't suitably Orwellian enough for them
 
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Yalma Cuder-Zicci  • 9 days ago 


Aunt PottyPat
 
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Mike in NC > Yalma Cuder-Zicci  • 9 days ago 


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Jay George > Yalma Cuder-Zicci  • 9 days ago 


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delk  • 9 days ago 


...our vision is a nation where God is honored, religious freedom flourishes, families thrive and life is cherished.
Get a fucking optometrist appointment your vision is fucked up.
 
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GC > delk  • 9 days ago 


"A nation where... religious freedom flourishes, families thrive and life is cherished..." is contradicted by every other word of theirs.
 
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Paula  • 9 days ago 


Toilet paper? What a fitting symbol on so many levels. It could represent that their cause is in the crapper, they are full of shit, they have an ass and scat fetish. Many things.
I don't think this was a Freudian slip.
Where is that video of the rabbit sitting on the toilet? ITS THEM!!!
 
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Chucktech > Paula  • 9 days ago 


I'm sure the toilet paper resonates with them on some deep level they can't quite put their finger on.
 
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Yalma Cuder-Zicci  • 9 days ago 


I sit with Pat.
 
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Jay George > Yalma Cuder-Zicci  • 9 days ago 


I'm whore-y for McCrory? :(
 
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Steverino > Jay George  • 9 days ago 


I potty with Patty.
 
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BobSF_94117 > Yalma Cuder-Zicci  • 9 days ago 


Has S&L brought back Pat for recent shows? You'd think they would.
 
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m_lp_ql_m > Yalma Cuder-Zicci  • 9 days ago 


Is T and with Pat.
 
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fuzzybits  • 9 days ago 


Can you spare a square?
  

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Ginger Snap  • 9 days ago 


The Christian cross and a roll of asshole wipes. Fucking Classic, LOL!
 
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shellback  • 9 days ago 


I'm confused. What do the telephone poles in the top photo represent?
 
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edrex > shellback  • 9 days ago 


outdated technology.
 
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perversatile > edrex  • 9 days ago 


.... . -.-- / -- --- -- / .. / -.-. .- -. / ... . . / --- ..- .-. / .... --- ..- ... . / ..-. .-. --- -- / ..- .--. / .... . .-. .
 
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shellback > perversatile  • 9 days ago 


For the Morse Code-challenged:
HEY MOM I CAN SEE OUR HOUSE FROM UP HERE
 
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m_lp_ql_m > shellback  • 9 days ago 


"t": stands for "transgender".
 
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coram nobis > shellback  • 9 days ago 


Dropped calls.
 
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clay > coram nobis  • 9 days ago 


"Hello, Central, get me Heaven on the line."
 
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Steverino > shellback  • 9 days ago 


Boiler room phone calls for donations.
 
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coram nobis  • 9 days ago 


It may help the Governor's name recognition this election season. Everytime someone reaches for toilet paper, they'll think of him.
 
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chicago dyke > coram nobis  • 9 days ago 


i remember the first time i saw that W toilet paper. i never did order any, and i'm sorry i didn't. McCory deserves to be on a sheet near you soon.
 
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Duane Dimitrov  • 9 days ago 


It's so convenient when you can wrap your sordid--and very unseemly--hatred in religion and--POOF!--like magic, it's transmuted into virtuous moral superiority and immune to any and all criticism!
Primitive religion really is magical!
 
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shivadog  • 9 days ago 


They keep saying religious freedom but they mean theocracy. And what the fuck is biblical citizenship?
 
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Six Pins Delores > shivadog  • 9 days ago 


You answered your own question honey.
They are flippin....Aahahahahaha
 
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Andrea_Rae  • 9 days ago 


And those stupid people would still be living in caves if it weren't for those of us who retain the ability to use our minds.....
 
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Henri205  • 9 days ago 


I'm rolling with Gov Pat McCrory. Good for you, spewing out noxious fumes of bullshit.
 
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glass  • 9 days ago 


Are you kidding? #iStandWith Pat? You mean at the urinal in the men's room? Jesus would be sad that christians are spending so much time in the restrooms.
 
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HAAAAAAA > glass  • 9 days ago 


Well when you get kicked out of the Bedroom. The bathroom must be next and then the shoe closet.
 
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Octavio  • 9 days ago 


Toilet paper and crosses? Sort of sends an odd message.
 
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Steverino > Octavio  • 9 days ago 


Kind of reminds me of that scene in The Exorcist, only using a different hole.
 
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Friday  • 9 days ago 


*laugh.* Well, if they're going to try so hard to ridicule themselves, it's not leaving us much more to do, is it? :)
 
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Robincho > Friday  • 9 days ago 


Something about jokes writing themselves, or whatevz...
 
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m_lp_ql_m > Friday  • 9 days ago 


Last I heard, we're still in charge of hurricanes, tornadoes and such.
 
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clay > m_lp_ql_m  • 9 days ago 


Here, Oklahoma thinks God's angry with them when the tornadoes are just us celebrating Sally Kern being term-limited out of office.
 
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Chucktech > clay  • 9 days ago 


I would hazard to guess that no good christian in OK would ever come to the obvious conclusion that god is angry at them, storm after storm after storm (with earthquakes thrown in) notwithstanding.
 
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clay > Chucktech  • 9 days ago 


"most"
 
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Steverino > Chucktech  • 9 days ago 


God hates trailer courts.
 
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clay > Steverino  • 9 days ago 


or,
 
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fuzzybits > Friday  • 9 days ago 


They set themselves up so well.
 
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JBBelgium  • 9 days ago 


Sex-obsessed bigots should mind their own undies instead from others.
 
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D. J.  • 9 days ago 


Citizen Link has been responsible for many template bills introduced in state houses for years. They have been responsible for civil rights being denied to far too many Americans and have cost taxpayers millions upon millions of dollars while further grifting even more money for themselves. They make the Mafia look poverty stricken. If an unconstitutional law or amendment was passed or voted on, chances are they were involved in it.
They are a Christianist Crime Syndicate.
They can change their name, but we still know who and what they are.
I hope the DOJ & FBI clean their clock. It cannot happen fast enough for me.

 
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Friday > D. J.  • 9 days ago 


Ah, so that's why the name change this time, bet they pissed off a lot of state legislators when things blew up in their faces.
 
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Steverino  • 9 days ago 


Considering the people they're pandering to, shouldn't it be a pile of corncobs?
 
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edrex  • 9 days ago 


How am I to interpret "Christ Centered" with the graphic? Jesus is a hollow cardboard tube? What a weird deity you have.
 
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Chucktech > edrex  • 9 days ago 


Wahtevs... Catholics think He's a stale cracker and some Manischewitz.
 
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Steverino > Chucktech  • 9 days ago 


Or in the case of my teetotaler Baptist grandma, an oyster cracker and a thimble of Welch's.
 
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Chucktech > Steverino  • 9 days ago 


oooohhh no. Nope. No wine? No jesus.
 
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Frank Elliott > Chucktech  • 9 days ago 


Even communion wine is better than Manischevitz.
 
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Joe knows who I am.  • 9 days ago 


In short, we're for a theocratic nation and that's all you really need to know.
 
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biki  • 9 days ago 


The truth is out! McCrory is a dingleberry on Uranus!
 
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Homo Erectus > biki  • 8 days ago 


"There are Klingons on Uranus that need to be wiped out" - Captain James Kirk
 
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Puckfair52  • 9 days ago 


With those crosses the should have just called it shit on a stick
 
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Robincho > Puckfair52  • 9 days ago 


This is like the love-child of "There's a Storm Coming" and those incandescent-eyed sheep of Gnarly's...
 
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KnownDonorDad  • 9 days ago 


I guess they think Jesus died in part to ensure that bearded transmen would be legally required to use the ladies' room? The main difference between this latest political football and their fight against marriage equality is that it is so supremely ridiculous.
 
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TKW  • 9 days ago 


"where...religious freedom flourishes..." unless, of course, if you are Muslim, Buddhist, Wiccan, or Pastafarian, then, not so much.
 
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GC > TKW  • 9 days ago 


Or even the wrong flavor of Christian.
"Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"
 
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SoCalGal20 > TKW  • 9 days ago 


I read this as "where religious freedom flushes" when I saw your comment. :)
 
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Mark  • 9 days ago 


Truth??? You mean like talking snakes truth?
 
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GC > Mark  • 9 days ago 


As someone else pointed out:
Talking snakes in Harry Potter: Evil! Sinful! Heretical! Diabolical!
Talking snakes in the Holy Bible: Praise the Lord!
 
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JaniceInToronto  • 9 days ago 


What in hell is "biblical citizenship"?
 
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Mark Neé Fuzz > JaniceInToronto  • 9 days ago 


Sharia law
 
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JaniceInToronto > Mark Neé Fuzz  • 9 days ago 


So you're going to need new passports and stuff?
 
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Steverino  • 9 days ago 


How appropriate, coming from people with shit for brains.
 
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Macbill  • 9 days ago 


Jesus died so that bathrooms could remain single gendered.
 
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Helen Damnation ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ  • 9 days ago 


Now just what (in the fuck!) is "biblical citizenship"? Apparently I'm missing out, god damn it.
 
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chicago dyke > Helen Damnation ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ  • 9 days ago 


it's where you fuck your father to make yourself pregnant and kill your muslim neighbor for being muslim and if you're a man you sell your children into slavery or kill them if they talk back to you. also know as 'citizenship in The South.'
 
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Helen Damnation ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ > chicago dyke  • 9 days ago 


Well, now that I've retired, and don't do much, do you think they will let me in?
 
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chicago dyke > Helen Damnation ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ  • 9 days ago 


if your checkbook loves Jeebus enuf, yes.
 
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Friday > Helen Damnation ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ  • 9 days ago 


Means if their Bible doesn't like you your citizenship doesn't count.
 
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Gaymurcan  • 9 days ago 


The fundamentalist mind: never graduated potty training.
 
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TheManicMechanic  • 9 days ago 


Christian shitstains, all of them.
 
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skyweaver  • 9 days ago 


Christ thinks you're assholes, too.
 
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Phaius  • 9 days ago 


Considering how many of these Christ Molesters have been caught doing things in bathrooms they shouldn't have been, I'm not so sure I'd want any of them to stand with me in a bathroom.
 
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RainbowPhoenix  • 9 days ago 


I don't recall Jesus saying anything about being obsessed with what other people do in the privacy of the crapper. I do recall something about removing the log from your eye before calling attention to the mote in your brother's eye, or something like that.
 
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Lindoro Almaviva  • 8 days ago 


As a Christ-centered (Hint #1) organization, our vision is a nation where God is honored (ours, not anyone else's, fuck that), religious freedom flourishes (for as long as they are the right kind of Christians. Muslims, Pagans, Agnostics and Catholics do not need apply), families thrive (For as long as it is the right kind of family) and life is cherished (for as long as it is in-uterus. once it is born it will be a leech, unless their parents are rich, then they will be God's chosen).
There, I fixed it for ya.
 
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kaydenpat  • 9 days ago 


"We advance biblical citizenship through education and tools to help pro-family Americans like you to raise their voices in support of legislation that protects their families."
Like maternity leave? Affordable housing and day cares? Hike in the minimum wage? Affordable healthcare?
How exactly does this "pro-family" help American families? Being bigoted and hateful doesn't cut it.
 
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Kieron > kaydenpat  • 8 days ago 


And affordable housing.
 
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rmthunter  • 9 days ago 


"As a Leviticus-centered organization, our vision is a nation where our version of God is honored, our own religious freedom trumps everyone else's rights, families starve and life is cherished until it's born -- then it's on its own."
I think my version is more accurate.
 
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bambinoitaliano  • 9 days ago 


It wouldn't surprise me these people will roll in bathroom tissues with Pat. Who else that constantly clog up the plumbing system in this country?
 
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Sam_Handwich  • 9 days ago 


not that this will go anywhere, but....

  

 
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clay > Sam_Handwich  • 9 days ago 


Uh, didn't the leadership send it off to a non-existent committee to starve to death in a broom-closet?
 
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Friday > Sam_Handwich  • 9 days ago 


Is it real or an Indiana-Republican-like move to call something worse a non-discrimination bill?
 
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The_Wretched > Friday  • 9 days ago 


It's a real repeal HB2 bill but the (R) sent it to a committee that doesn't meet and has no members. the (R) can say they sent it to committee for process and won't vote on it until the committee returns the bill with a majority vote 'just like any other bill'.
 
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Sam_Handwich > Friday  • 9 days ago 


it's a Dem bill
 
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jmax  • 9 days ago 


What the fuck does "biblical citizenship" even mean?
 
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BobSF_94117 > jmax  • 9 days ago 


Dominionist theocracy. It's a dog whistle.
 
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The_Wretched > jmax  • 9 days ago 


It means only christians of the right denominations are citizens and the rest of us aren't entitled to civil rights or Constitutional protection. This means we could be enslaved, raped, or forcibly deported without process. And by 'right denominations', it means the ones like the one Ted Cruz belongs to.
 
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Schlukitz > jmax  • 8 days ago 


Literal translation:
"Vere arrrre your papers?"
 
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Matthew Delemos > jmax  • 9 days ago 


It means whomever interprets the bible correctly is a citizen. I'm sure that's an easy task for Jehovah to arrange.
 
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Christopher Smith  • 9 days ago 


You can't make this SHIT up....
 
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NancyP  • 9 days ago 


Jesus - "don't blame Me for those deluded sinners - all I said about hospitality and charity, and they are focused on THIS? Lend them the chamber pot already!"
 
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Buford  • 9 days ago 


I'm now genuinely curious... how did folks handle toilet time back in Jesus' time?
 
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edrex > Buford  • 9 days ago 


Hint: It's why tradition teaches us to shake with our right hands.
 
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Steverino > edrex  • 9 days ago 


"Don't let your right hand know what your left hand is doing."
 
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Chucktech > edrex  • 9 days ago 


Apparently, since you need both hands to do it, it was also an impediment to teaching Saudis how to fly helicopters.
 
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chicago dyke > Buford  • 9 days ago 


depends on which bunch you're talking about. the romans had different solutions than people in the ME at that time, just as people in america had different solutions before the euros came.
the rich everywhere used slaves with cloth to wipe their butts, for millennia.
 
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Neil  • 9 days ago 


They stand with Pat, and not just when they pee.
 
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Ben in Oakland  • 9 days ago 


are they saying we should be wiping our asses with dominionists Christianity?
 
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Bob from CT > Ben in Oakland  • 9 days ago 


That was my thought, too. The graphic appears to indicate that if you "roll" with Pat McCrory you're going to end up covered in crap.
 
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HAAAAAAA  • 9 days ago 


Like people there is more than just white paper.
 
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BobSF_94117 > HAAAAAAA  • 9 days ago 


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Jay George > HAAAAAAA  • 9 days ago 


Not in white Jesus Christian republican land.
 
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HAAAAAAA > Jay George  • 9 days ago 


Thats fixed that then.
 
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trouble94114 > HAAAAAAA  • 9 days ago 


I wonder... could this be the model for Dr. Stabby's Klingon Jesus?
 
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Octavio > HAAAAAAA  • 9 days ago 


That seems much more historically accurate.
 
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m_lp_ql_m > HAAAAAAA  • 9 days ago 


If I'd've had this image when going to church as a youth, I'd have come out WAAAAY earlier.
 
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fuzzybits > HAAAAAAA  • 9 days ago 


All the craft ideas!
 
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Dobby  • 9 days ago 


No, really. WTF?
 
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David F.  • 8 days ago 


Toilet paper - appropriate symbol for these xstain shit for brain groups.
 
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Capritaur  • 9 days ago 


Oy, it only takes some humorless conservatives to turn a potentially great theme into a self-unaware pun that burns themselves.
 
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Jay George > Capritaur  • 9 days ago 


They try to be clever which is impossible when they're not intelligent in the first place. You must have one to be the other.
 
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Chucktech > Jay George  • 9 days ago 


You also need wit, empathy, guile, and mirth. They are utterly devoid of these traits.
 
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MattM  • 9 days ago 


I don't get why thess Republicans are so obsessed with bathrooms. Cry babies wear diapers. Well, except for Ted Nugent.
 
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Todd20036 > MattM  • 9 days ago 


They aren't. They just want to hate on LBGT. LBGs fought back and won equality.
So they went after "Ts". Because there aren't very many of them and they are weird. and no one likes them.
Except too many of us won't stand for that shit anymore. Even cis-gendered people won't abide bigotry to our trans brothers and sisters.
 
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kcken  • 9 days ago 


Toilet jokes... So mature!!
 
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coram nobis  • 9 days ago 


The medium is the message, more so than ever it seems.
 
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oikos  • 9 days ago 


Christ-centered organization=Dumb as shit.
 
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fuzzybits  • 9 days ago 


They need some toilet paper covered in poison ivy.
 
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clay  • 9 days ago 


"our vision is a nation where . . . religious freedom flushes"?
 
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Pollos Hermanos  • 9 days ago 


Since Jesus crapped in the desert along side members of the tribe from both genders, shouldn't they want everyone to drop a stinky pickle together?
 
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Joe knows who I am. > Pollos Hermanos  • 9 days ago 


Jesus didn't shit.
Ever.
 
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SoCalVet > Joe knows who I am.  • 9 days ago 


that's only because he never existed.
 
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Pollos Hermanos > Joe knows who I am.  • 9 days ago 


I'm sure he baked a hot icicle or two in his day.
 
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Elliott  • 9 days ago 


That reminds me-pick up more toilet paper at the market. Thanks FPA!
 
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Dobby  • 9 days ago 


Jesus Fucking Christ.
 
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PickyPecker > Dobby  • 9 days ago 


yes?
  
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HZ81  • 9 days ago 


Bathroom Agenda? Much like the Homosexual Agenda, I got no calls or emails. Thanks, Obama... and everybody who is gay—ever!
 
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2patricius2  • 8 days ago 


Hmm. These characters are a roll of toilet paper, rolling with Pat McCrory?
The image is just too much.
 
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JCF  • 8 days ago 


You can't make (or WIPE!) this shit up...
 
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douglas  • 8 days ago 


ASSWIPES. Literally.
 
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Gianni  • 8 days ago 


"Biblical Citizenship" - Now that gives one a warm, fuzzy feeling.
 
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Friday > Gianni  • 8 days ago 


It means they claim it's 'Biblical' to deny the rights of citizens to those who don't obey Fundie Christian religion.
 
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zhera > Gianni  • 8 days ago 


I was gonna ask: what the hell is biblical citizenship?
 
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BudClark > zhera  • 8 days ago 


Kiss the Wholly Babble and the preachers' asses, and send them your Social Security check so they can buy mansions and private jets ... JUST LIKE JESUS (Not!).
 
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Gianni > zhera  • 8 days ago 


I don't know. I just got the warm, fuzzy feeling when I read it.
 
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BudClark > Gianni  • 8 days ago 


I dunno ... scares the POOP outta me!
 
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republic84  • 8 days ago 


Paper designed for feces. Exactly where religion belongs.
 
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anne marie in philly  • 9 days ago 


flush da h8ers down the shitter!
 
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GuestStop  • 9 days ago 


Well, if you were really rollin', bitches, you might not be so damn uptight. Puff, Puff, Pass!
 
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Dean Cameron  • 9 days ago 


I guess their hoping more Young People for Bigotry will sign up if they make Potty Jokes.
 
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SoCalGal20  • 9 days ago 


So, hey, one of the CA delegates chosen by the Trump campaign is a White Nationalist. No surprise but still. And in case you want to know who the otherdelegates are the CA Sec of State posted the list of delegates on their site.
http://m.motherjones.com/polit...
 
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BeccaM  • 9 days ago 


Because nothing's more fundamentalist Christian than being pants-crapping terrified of imaginary stuff and people who are different.
 
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Carl  • 9 days ago 


So they must be excluding women, unless women are now standing to use the bathroom. Shouldn't it be that they #isitwithPat to be inclusive? Oh that's right these nutters are all about exclusion. My bad.
 
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leo77  • 9 days ago 


"This grassroots activism is the core ingredient to cultural change." (Snort, chortle.)
Attempting to drag the "culture" back to the 19th century isn't what most people regard as "change".
 
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OUTinMinnesota  • 9 days ago 


Personal note to our birth families - both of 'em.
- Regardless of elequency - with the tongues of men and angels.
 - Regardless of whether you give your bodies to be burned over this.
 - Regardless of all the money you give - and we hope you give EVERY penny you have so that you can discover...

Without love, it's all in vain, isn't it?
 
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Refugay  • 9 days ago 


#ShitForBrains
 
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Jay George  • 9 days ago 


It's an agenda! It's a conspiracy! It's a plot! A ploy! A scheme! This country has got to make mental health a priority soon. These batshit assholes have way too much time on their hands. They need to spend it in therapy.
 
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The_Wretched  • 9 days ago 


They haven't heard the PR tip to run your ads past a few 12 year old boys before posting? I agree they are toilet paper smea...nevermind.
 
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JJ5306  • 9 days ago 


Well, there is NO SUCH THING as a hateful Christian. If you're a Christian, then you act as God told us to act and that is to be kind, accepting, decent, loving, and generous to everyone. Do not judge others. So this narrows it down to, you're a HATE GROUP using the name of the Lord to spread your hate. I'm surprised you aren't aware how much God detests BLASPHEMERS, HYPOCRITES, and PHILISTINES BECAUSE IF YOU REALLY KNEW GOD AT ALL, THEN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT HE HAS ARRANGED A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR ALL OF YOU. He made everyone, IN HIS IMAGE! Therefore, they are not to be judged by you, nor do they need YOUR APPROVAL. Who are you anyway, some ignorant trash blasphemer? The governor is trash as well as anyone who thinks being a HATE GROUP IS ACCEPTABLE. It isn't!
 
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Matthew Delemos > JJ5306  • 9 days ago 


I'd rather not hear you theists fighting over what "christian" means for another hundred centuries. If you want to tell your fellow christians they are wrong, don't rely on others to do it for you, send emails and/or letters and phonecalls and let us see you opposing them outside the safety of blogs.
 
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Schlukitz > JJ5306  • 8 days ago 


"Well, there is NO SUCH THING as a hateful Christian."
Really?
Dang. You must be living in a cave, on the side of a high, inaccessible mountain, under a pile of rocks, on the other side of the world where the Internet is totally impenetrable.
"http://www.thenewcivilrightsmo...
Very Christian, indeed!
 
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Six Pins Delores > JJ5306  • 9 days ago 


I have seen christians who claim heaven, I prefer to spend eternity in HELL rather than be with them, thank you
 
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NO MORE GOP! > JJ5306  • 9 days ago 


YOUR USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS MAKES YOU SEEM SO MUCH MORE AUTHORITATIVE. I'M IMPRESSED!
 
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Gay Turd  • 9 days ago 


Gay muslims be like
 
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Gene Perry  • 8 days ago 


Wipe up with McCoroy!
 
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Homo Erectus  • 8 days ago 


How very '50s of you.
 
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SoCalGal20  • 9 days ago 


NOT where I meant to reply!
 
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Mawm  • 9 days ago 


Dum, da, dum, dum, DUMB!
 
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coram nobis  • 9 days ago 


I never thought of "epistle" in that context before.
 
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Nathan Broussard  • 9 days ago  


They are perverts
 
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David L. Caster  • 9 days ago  


FPA: shit for brains
 
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Josh447  • 9 days ago  


I'm confused. Does the transgender law allowing transgenders into the bathroom of their choice mean that a man who looks like a man and dresses like a man acts like a man gotta dick like a man, but thinks he's a woman born into the wrong body etc, can walk into a women's restroom and use it?
 
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Ben in Oakland > Josh447  • 9 days ago  


no.
 
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Matthew Delemos > Josh447  • 9 days ago  


Your confusion stems from being an idiot and your bullshit scenario from being a bigot. Good luck fixing either, new minority.
 
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Chucktech > Josh447  • 9 days ago  


Yes, you are confused. Probably because you're a good christian, aren't you?
 
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agcons > Josh447  • 9 days ago  


I'm confused

Well, at least your honest, at least this once.
 
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Christian Hate Group: We’re Rollin’ With Pat McCrory
May 10, 2016 Hate Groups, Religion

Focus On The Family’s political arm, CitizenLink, has renamed itself the Family Policy Alliance and as an inadvertently appropriate introduction, above is their graphic in support of North Carolina Gov. Pat McCrory. From their new mission statement:

As a Christ-centered organization, our vision is a nation where God is honored, religious freedom flourishes, families thrive and life is cherished. Our mission is to advance biblical citizenship, equip and elect statesmen, promote policy and serve an effective alliance, all committed to a common vision. We advance biblical citizenship through education and tools to help pro-family Americans like you to raise their voices in support of legislation that protects their families. We help people of faith understand the issues and engage their spheres of influence with truth! This grassroots activism is the core ingredient to cultural change.
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