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fuzzybits  • 5 days ago 


I'm not watching this,but it does appear he finally got a lampshade.
 
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Paula > fuzzybits  • 5 days ago 


It's a different lamp. Maybe he went to Goodwill?
 
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JT > Paula  • 5 days ago 


Or, in his case, Very Ill Will.
 
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Ragnar Lothbrok > Paula  • 5 days ago 


Don't forget the Thrifty Nickle.
 
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jerome72 > Ragnar Lothbrok  • 5 days ago 


What is the deal with her cocktail shaker? For that matter the paper plate with that balled up towel is kind of sketchy. The scene has the makings of a sad life, filled with hot pockets and weird German porn.
 
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Jay Silversmith > jerome72  • 5 days ago 


just another basement dweller with a tiny dick that can't get a date
 
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Paula > jerome72  • 5 days ago 


That is where he keeps his "emissions." He plans on repopulating the Earth after the Repub holocaust.
 
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Cuberly > Paula  • 5 days ago 


Gasp! Sounds like the beginning of a career in interior design.
Or not.
 
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Jerry > Paula  • 5 days ago 


Borrowed from upstairs in Mommy and Daddy's bedroom.
 
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AtticusP > fuzzybits  • 5 days ago 


I do NOT want to know what it's made out of.
But I'm willing to bet that the phrase "it rubs the lotion on its skin" was involved somewhere along the line...
 
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Cuberly > fuzzybits  • 5 days ago 


And a martini shaker?
Well, that explains a lot.
 
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Bad Tom > Cuberly  • 5 days ago 


I like my martini shaker quite a bit.
But I try to clear it off the desk when I Skype.
 
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Cuberly > Bad Tom  • 5 days ago 


Ha! Don't want to give the wrong impression eh?
 
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popebuck1 > Cuberly  • 5 days ago 


Well, the first thing that comes to mind looking at this guy IS "cool, suave, Sinatra-like man about town."
 
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safari > fuzzybits  • 5 days ago 


He probably read the comment and realized that there are actually people who watch his banter (even if to mock).
 
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perversatile > fuzzybits  • 5 days ago 


Wasn't it Blanche Dubois who couldn't bare the sight of a naked light bulb?
 
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fuzzybits > perversatile  • 5 days ago 


Think so. I can't either. I think single hanging light bulbs are just so sad.
 
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Robincho > fuzzybits  • 5 days ago 


And paper cups for champagne aren't right, either...
 
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Christopher > Robincho  • 5 days ago 


Styrofoam all the way! ;-)
(Works great for homemade napalm!)
 
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Jerry Hinnant > fuzzybits  • 5 days ago 


Hey probably jumped on the gofundme craze and made enough to pick one up at a yard sale.
 
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Robincho > fuzzybits  • 5 days ago 


Lampshades should be reserved for bulbs of greater wattage...
 
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JT > fuzzybits  • 5 days ago 


He remembered that he left it on his head.
 
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oikos  • 5 days ago 


Angry at women because he hates the secret cravings he has for men and blames women for his lack of arousal when he is with them.
 
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Ninja0980 > oikos  • 5 days ago 


He could also be angry that women rightfully see him as the POS that he is and won't sleep with him.
Either way, he's a frustrated nutjob.
 
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Frostbite > Ninja0980  • 5 days ago 


Sleep with him is being overly optimistic, more likely they won't even get within 50' of him, and he's required to stay that far away from more than one I'd guess.
 
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teeveedub > Ninja0980  • 5 days ago 


Yup. Pretty sure there's no second dates with this guy. And lots of pretend texts from pretend friends who suddenly need emergency help of some kind, providing cover for a hasty exit before the entree arrives.
 
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bkmn > Ninja0980  • 5 days ago 


He probably whips himself with a cat-o-nine tails every time he has a wet dream.
 
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Ninja0980 > bkmn  • 5 days ago 


No doubt Daddy taught him any kind of sex that isn't for procreation is bad.
 
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shellback > oikos  • 5 days ago 


I'm guessing he's been with no one - of any gender.
 
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oikos > shellback  • 5 days ago 


Do blowup dolls count?
 
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AtticusP > oikos  • 5 days ago 


Yes, but very poorly.
 
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PickyPecker > AtticusP  • 5 days ago 



  
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oikos > AtticusP  • 5 days ago 


I suppose a better computer chip could remedy that. ;)
 
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AtticusP > oikos  • 5 days ago 


Worked for Reagan.
Well, more or less. .. :-)
 
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Chuck in NYC > shellback  • 5 days ago 


In another era, he'd have been in close contact with the men who come around and put people in straightjackets.
 
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ultragreen > oikos  • 5 days ago 


Someone should liberate him. I nominate oikos for the job.
 
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oikos > ultragreen  • 5 days ago 


Why would I want a self loathing POS?
 
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AtticusP  • 5 days ago 


I found the perfect outfit for you, Ted.
 
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Paula  • 5 days ago 


Teddy, your new room is ready.
 
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AtticusP > Paula  • 5 days ago 


I think that boy needs hot and cold running Thorazine.
 
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Wynter Marie Starr > AtticusP  • 5 days ago 


As long as the drip is constant.
 
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AtticusP > Wynter Marie Starr  • 5 days ago 


If Shoebat is the drip, I think he's pretty erratic… ;)
 
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Wynter Marie Starr > AtticusP  • 5 days ago 


LOL, I meant the meds, which he is in serious need of.
 
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AtticusP > Wynter Marie Starr  • 5 days ago 


I know. Just playing with the language. :)
 
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Sunny Day☼ > Paula  • 5 days ago 


Is that an alamy pic? It kinda looks like their style. ;)
 
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Paula > Sunny Day☼  • 5 days ago 


Yeah, they are really proud of their pictures, aren't they?
 
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barracks9 > Paula  • 5 days ago 


Well, sneaking into the Darth Cheney attic wasn't exactly simple or easy.
 
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Todd20036 > Paula  • 5 days ago 


Hmmm. The things I could do in that room....
 
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Paula > Todd20036  • 5 days ago 


Wait! Wait! Let me get a pen and paper!
 
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Wynter Marie Starr  • 5 days ago 


Okay, let's execute the women who have abortions. As soon as we castrate the men who have made them pregnant and shove their goods down their throats and then tape up their mouths and nose. Seems fair to me.
 
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Bluto > Wynter Marie Starr  • 5 days ago 


Silly woman. Straight females who have sex are whores & deserve punishment, straight males who have sex are heroes, gay woman who have sex are hot, gay men who have sex are abominations. So sayeth the lord in his holy book of bullshit.
/s
 
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Wynter Marie Starr > Bluto  • 5 days ago 


Are you taking about the book of mythology or the book of flower arranging and cake baking?
 
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Bluto > Wynter Marie Starr  • 5 days ago 


I thought they were one & the same.
 
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Wynter Marie Starr > Bluto  • 5 days ago 


They may be, but we could also separate them into old and new if we wanted.
 
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DonnaLee > Wynter Marie Starr  • 5 days ago 


I want his level of crazy to be heard, so conservatives can fall over themselves to say how that's not what they're about at all.
 
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Wynter Marie Starr > DonnaLee  • 5 days ago 


I completely agree, Donna. This level of crazy is ignored by many in the GOP and we can't allow that.
 
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Paula  • 5 days ago 


Oh Teddy, I would really get a good laugh if somebody popped a couple of caps in your sorry ass.
 
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Todd20036 > Paula  • 5 days ago 


I'd ask why not his head, but then I realized where most of his thoughts come from, and on reflection realize your answer is more correct.
 
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Daverley  • 5 days ago 


You know, we might encounter this guy's insane nonsense here and there. But can you imagine what it must be like for him to live in his own head 24/7?
 
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Todd  • 5 days ago 


You just can't get laid, can you Ted ?
 
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Todd20036  • 5 days ago 


He's a good illustration of the idea that most people who are bigoted against LBGT are bigoted against women as well, and vice versa.
 
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MattPS > Todd20036  • 5 days ago 


My hope is that he be reincarnated as a very religious woman whose spouse is one of those "Every Sperm is Sacred" types and who obligates her to give birth 12 times ... in a 12 year period.
 
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BeccaM  • 5 days ago 


I don't think I've seen someone more urgently in need of a mandatory psych evaluation and almost certain commitment to a high-security mental health institution.
This is a guy who is working himself up to the point where he's one bad day away from committing mass murder.
So far he's called for the execution of women, doctors who perform abortions, all LGBT people everywhere, anyone who isn't a Christian (but especially Muslims and atheists)... Oh, and he's on record as saying women should not have the right to vote or to hold public office. But really, his spittle-flecked rants are usually about how much he desperately wants all gay people everywhere to be tortured and killed.
 
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Jeffrey Hitchin  • 5 days ago 


Wasn't there a line in "The Birdcage" about this?
"Don't kill the doctors; kill the mothers! That'll show 'em!"
 
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jizabel  • 5 days ago 


Oh, Teddy! Looks like you took our advice and put a shade on that lamp. Now take this advice: Can this shit and take dick out in the open which we all know you want more than anything.
 
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CB > jizabel  • 5 days ago 


Actually, it's a different lamp.
 
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jizabel > CB  • 5 days ago 


You're right! I wonder where the old one ended up? I mean, after it ended up where it....um....ended up. But anyway new lamps are always fun!
 
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Mark Alexander > jizabel  • 5 days ago 


"Tales from the E.R."
 
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Bad Tom > Mark Alexander  • 5 days ago 


ER DOC: Well, this is a new one.
ER NURSE: How so?
ED: We've had to remove light bulbs from an anus before. But never an entire lamp.
EN: Gotta put this on the web.
ED: Yup.
 
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Cuberly  • 5 days ago 


Damn!
Gotta blingee the toxins away after reading that. Sure as hell wasn't going to watch it.

  
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Ragnar Lothbrok  • 5 days ago 


Unhinged people in mom's basement should be retrained and heavily medicated
 
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shellback  • 5 days ago 


Ted, your mother, if you actually had one, should have aborted you. You would not be missed.
 
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Hal Watts > shellback  • 5 days ago 


I bet she thinks about that on the days she wishes he would move out of the basement.....
 
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Treant  • 5 days ago 


Live from Daddy's Basement! Teddy lets us know that since he's not getting any, everybody else who is should just up and die.
This would mean most of us need to die several times, which might be troublesome.
 
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Gregory In Seattle  • 5 days ago 


Because murdering women is somehow pro-life?
 
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Claude Jacques Bonhomme > Gregory In Seattle  • 5 days ago 


Life goes from conception to birth, dontcha know.
 
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Paige Turner  • 5 days ago 


He sure has a lot of opinions about Vaginas given that'
1) He doesn't have one
2) He doesn't seem interested in using them for his pleasure
 
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Octavio  • 5 days ago 


They keep this kid in a dark basement, right? Are there locks on his door?
 
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AJD  • 5 days ago 


He said he wanted to call Fallin a bitch, but chose "witch" because it's a "family" video...wherein he calls for people to be killed.
As psycho as this guy is, and as much as he creeps me out (I see a mass shooting in his future and reported his last video to the FBI), that right there exemplifies the fucked up logic of these Christians. No naughty words, but advocate violence with abandon.
 
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Jean-Marc in Canada  • 5 days ago 


I can't even watch his shit anymore, it gets my blood boiling and ruins my day. I would love to say what I'm thinking, but as always, I demure out of respect for Joe's admonition regarding not-so-nice-things being said.
 
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lizdhm  • 5 days ago 


You have to give him this: he's simple taking the pro-life position to its logical conclusion. If abortion is murder, than a woman who has one is a murderer.
 
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Mark Neé Fuzz  • 5 days ago 


Because all life is precious and only God can take a life.
 
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Christopher > Mark Neé Fuzz  • 5 days ago 


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BudClark  • 5 days ago 


Ted Shoebat is many things (mostly unprintable), but "Christian" is not one of them.
 
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It Was Never Just 42  • 5 days ago 


Makes me regret being an atheist. If I were a Christian, I could at least gave the satisfaction of knowing that when he kicks it, Satan and all his minions would rip apart this sick fucks body, cell by ever loving cell, before consuming it into the pit of fire his disgusting vile sick little black lump of coal he calls a heart, deserves.
As it is, sadly he'll just be wormfood like the rest of us. Assuming the worms can stand the putrid stench this sick fuck emanates...
 
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AJD > It Was Never Just 42  • 5 days ago 


Don't regret it. Feel satisfied knowing all his religious bullshit is for nothing.
 
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wmforr  • 5 days ago 


I'm sure we'll read this guy's name in the papers right after his 15 minutes of fame for murder-suicide. And why isn't Discus showing my avatar?
 
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TuuxKabin > wmforr  • 5 days ago 


I see it. Always have. Nice photo, good comments.
 
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Claude Jacques Bonhomme > wmforr  • 5 days ago 


Your handsome avatar shows here, in Canada.
 
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Richard B  • 5 days ago 


may Karma catch up with you soon....
 
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EdmondWherever  • 5 days ago 


Oh, it's a family show he runs! That's why no swearing. Just calls to kill people. It's good for the kiddies.
 
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Derek in DC  • 5 days ago 


My question: Does Shoebat even go to church? Is there a congregation somewhere that is actually able to stomach his presence every Sunday? Do the cheery folks at Westboro Baptist save a little pew space for him or does he find them too liberal and hippy-dippy?
 
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Jerry Hinnant > Derek in DC  • 5 days ago 


He is home-churched would be my guess.
 
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WeRTheSquirrels  • 5 days ago 


Why does anyone even care what Ted Dingbat has to say?
 
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pch1013 > WeRTheSquirrels  • 5 days ago 


Because the ultra-cons are fond of accusing the left of being violent and hateful.
 
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Michael Smith  • 5 days ago 


That'll prove how pro-life we are!
 
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Gerry Fisher  • 5 days ago 


...he shouted from mommy's basement.
 
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Lakeview Bob  • 5 days ago  


Joe, why is it necessary to post any shit that comes out of this man's asshole?
 
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David Walker > Lakeview Bob  • 5 days ago  


Entertainment/shock/schlock value.
 
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shellback > Lakeview Bob  • 5 days ago  


As Monty said, "I keep my friends close, and my enemies closer."
 
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Todd20036 > Lakeview Bob  • 5 days ago  


Cockroaches hate the light
 
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CB > Todd20036  • 5 days ago  


Even when it has a shade.
 
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Silver Badger > Lakeview Bob  • 5 days ago  


His spewing attracts lots of comments.
 
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Brian  • 5 days ago  


Love his lips. Too bad I don't understand the gibberish he's spouting. Someone needs to figure out what language they speak in Crazyfuckistan so I can code up a translator.
 
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Paulino  • 5 days ago  


I'm not going to make a snarky comment because I believe this man is seriously mentally ill, exacerbated by the relentless brainwashing of his deranged father.
About the only things that separate him from the guy wrapped in a filthy blanket who walks up and down the street yelling "whore" and "faggot" are better hygiene and a broadband connection.
 
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TimJ  • 5 days ago  


Please please ignore Ted Shoebat. He is a phony, the son of a phony "terrorist", he gets his kicks saying the most outrageous thing that comes to his mind. Let's all please just ignore this jerkwad.
 
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Grumpy old Man  • 5 days ago  


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Skeptical_Inquirer > Grumpy old Man  • 5 days ago  


He is angry because none of his sperm will ever win.
 
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kaydenpat  • 5 days ago  


Something ain't right with that there boy.
 
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GanymedeRenard > kaydenpat  • 5 days ago  


Yeah, he shouldn't exist.
 
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DaveMiller135  • 5 days ago  


Or you could, as Christ suggests, mind your own business.
 
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ultragreen  • 5 days ago  


I'm surprised he hasn't run for Congress yet on the GOP ticket.
 
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Paige Turner > ultragreen  • 5 days ago  


Hes not conservative enough for the GOP
 
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bkmn  • 5 days ago  


I should send him a copy of the Ten Commandments with "thou shalt not kill" highlighted.
 
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Kyle Shepherd  • 5 days ago  


Does anyone else get the feeling he LOVES the taste of dicks?
 
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rusty57 > Kyle Shepherd  • 5 days ago  


I don't know about that, but I would believe he likes to push things up his butt.
 
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Stogiebear  • 5 days ago  


This unhinged little fuckspew is going to end up being the 21st century's Jack The Ripper.
 
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shrumpi  • 5 days ago  


Genuine, sincere question...when does it go from freedom of speech to incitement of violence? This guy just gets worse and worse...
 
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ByronK  • 5 days ago  


How does this fuckwad even make a living? The only thing worst than a bat-shit crazy bible thumper is a shoebat-shit crazy bible thumper.
 
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Skeptical_Inquirer > ByronK  • 5 days ago  


Who would hire him? I can't imagine any woman who knows about this would feel safe around him. It would be even worse being his manager because I don't see him EVER acknowledging a woman as his superior.
 
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KnownDonorDad  • 5 days ago  


He's consistent in his insanity.
 
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thatotherjean  • 5 days ago  


Theodore there needs to get out of his father's basement and into a mental health facility where he can be properly treated, before he hurts somebody.
 
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DisT  • 5 days ago  


Who’s gonna have the babies later if ya gonna shoot the women now..
 
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Clive Johnson  • 5 days ago  


I heard ISIS is looking for a new spokesperson.
 
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TheManicMechanic  • 5 days ago  


This guy is trying very, very hard to hide his homosexual inclinations. It's not working.
Now, if there were a big red button somewhere that could be pressed to turn this schmuck and ones like him into into exploding pink mist, I'd have a hard time not setting a brick on that sucker and watching the fireworks. These people serve no meaningful need toward humanity. Quite the opposite, in fact.
 
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ArchiLaw  • 5 days ago  


L 19-27: "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard."
Uh oh, Teddy!
 
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Dave  • 5 days ago  


Just where in the hell does this guy's hostility come from? For Christ's sake, get some therapy, start a garden, and find yourself a nice girlfriend. A wise philosopher once said, "Let it go...."
 
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Tempus Fuggit > Dave  • 5 days ago  


I doubt it's a girlfriend he wants (deep down, behind very thick walls).
 
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Orly  • 4 days ago  


I'm still waiting for the article Joe will post one day reporting his arrest for murder. Though he's probably too much of a coward to do it himself.
 
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Ken McGee  • 4 days ago  


is this poster boy for cousin f*cking related to Walid Shoebat, the IS supporting terriorist shooter in San Bernadino?
 
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biki  • 5 days ago  


Poor wee shoebatty, no one loves him, no one will fuck him. Death to women who have sex!
 
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Hank  • 5 days ago  


This man is just SICK!!! He needs to go back on his Psych Meds!!!
 
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juanjo54  • 5 days ago  


Someone needs to take this boy down to the Eagle and handcuff him to the pool table ass up. That should get his mind off of other people's business and allow him to scratch that itch he has.
 
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MWK45  • 5 days ago  


Joe, I would really like to know why you feel that every pronouncement from this deranged idiot needs to be immediately covered on this blog? We get it, he's completely lost his mind. But unless he actually kills someone, can we please refrain from giving him the attention he so desperately craves?
 
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rextrek1  • 5 days ago  


America's ISIS .....that's what this Jagoff is............
 
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rmthunter  • 5 days ago  


It's stoning, you idiot -- there are no firing squads in the Bible.
 
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Gest2016  • 5 days ago  


Every once in a while there is someone so despicable and beneath contempt I don't think Joe should even dignify them by posting about them. I know this freak may have an audience, but it almost feels masochistic that the gay community has to stomach this sort of insanity; just looking at this freak fills me with disgust. Wish there was a way I could selectively block certain people -- I love JMG but sometimes the psychic assault these people pose is just too much.
 
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Claude Jacques Bonhomme  • 5 days ago  


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Consul52  • 5 days ago  


I guess he is angry that no woman would want to have him as a husband. Ted is a deranged lunatic that needs to be locked up. The same goes for Wallid Shoebat, Ted's father, since his life as a terrorist has been disproven by journalists.
 
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Macbill  • 5 days ago  


Deep Catholic Thought.
 
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Rick  • 5 days ago  


'Ted Batshit's' more like it.
 
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2patricius2  • 5 days ago  


What if they're pregnant again?
 
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dcurlee  • 5 days ago  


He needs to get laid and bad. Too much anger pent up that needs to be released
 
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Grumpy old Man > dcurlee  • 5 days ago  


I do not think sex with would be very much fun.
 
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AJD  • 5 days ago  


The guy's Twitter feed is completely fucked. Links to "news" stories on his website accompanied by images of violence and gore.
 
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wds  • 5 days ago  


Methinks Mr. Shoe-bats-in-his-belfry needs to get back on his meds or try reality perhaps?
 
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rusty57  • 5 days ago  


You're seriously fucked up Ted, where the hell are your parents?
 
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Kissmagrits  • 5 days ago  


This is what happens when a sperm gets damaged finding its way through
a pillowcase at the "No-tell Motel".
 
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JustSayin'  • 5 days ago  


What saddens me is that at some point in time a woman will all this clown to impregnate her...yeeecccchhh!
 
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Piercedchrlz  • 5 days ago  


Ted needs to be executed by by tiny little cuts, over and over till he's gone...
 
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worstcultever  • 5 days ago  


Is Joe this guy's agent or something?
 
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Michael M  • 5 days ago  


Why give this guy oxygen?
 
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shellback > Michael M  • 5 days ago  


Oxygen is required for Spontaneous Human Combustion. I say, give him more.
 
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JR > Michael M  • 5 days ago  


This.
 
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Steven B  • 5 days ago  


Even if you buy into the notion that the mother shares the guilt, two wrongs don't make a right.
 
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Friday  • 5 days ago  


Speaking of the batshit insane, apparently this little story has Glenn Beck's peanuthouse gallery in a transports of Christian love and joy: (Clickbaitey site so I don't know if the story behind is really fact-checked.)
http://addictinginfo.org/2016/...
 
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Ninja0980  • 5 days ago  


Someone get the net already.
 
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heimaey  • 5 days ago  


Fine, but so should the men who get them pregnant. If they can't control her, then they are not real men and should die./s
 
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Jerry Hinnant  • 5 days ago  


To bad his mom didn't get one. She would have received a medal of honor!
 
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Ron Robertson  • 5 days ago  


Is that your "Final Solution", Ted?
 
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Bill  • 5 days ago  


It rubs the lotion on its skin...
 
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avidreader  • 5 days ago  


Where is his family?! Why are they not taking care of this person who is in obvious need of help?
 
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djcoastermark > avidreader  • 5 days ago  


He buried them in his basement ?
 
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ultragreen > djcoastermark  • 5 days ago  


Sooner or later it might come to that.
 
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Friday > avidreader  • 5 days ago  


They're the ones who taught him all this insanity and hatred.
 
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BeccaM > avidreader  • 5 days ago  


His father is exactly as crazy as his son, but slightly more circumspect about advocating mass murders.
 
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Guess  • 5 days ago  


I'll take People Who Wear Lampshades for Hats for $500, Alex...
 
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Silver Badger  • 5 days ago  


Bless his heart! I'm sure that white Jesus luvs him too.
 
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DaveW   • 5 days ago  


I'll never understand why people care about abortion. breeding should be a choice and cells die all the time. It's stupid to equate it to murder
Also the obsession with breeding. I get some gay couples have a lot to offer children but that's a big exception and morally they should adopt. That's the real issue, overpopulation and the questionable morality of anyone but the healthiest and best parents to be breeding given the need to reduce human population.
A child starts as a net negative-a huge drain on resources. Unless they contribute enough to balance that (invent clean energy sources, create enough wealth to pay for thousands to survive with low footprint for example) they shouldn't be bred
Crazy people use fertility etc to make a baby. Sick people, people on dialysis, seriously! Why not adopt????????
Our morals are out of balance. Black, gay, refugee "lives matter" is wrong. We mist reduce population to survive longer than the next handful of generations
It's so obvious but few talk about it. It's a baby! A miracle! NO: it's a huge Buffon on the planet!
 
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Wow! You're just a tad short of advocating Eugenics.
 
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Christian Activist Ted Shoebat: Women Who Have Abortions Should Be Executed By Firing Squad [VIDEO]
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Shoebat blasted (Oklahoma Gov. Mary) Fallin as a “witch” for vetoing this piece of legislation, insisting that the three-year prison term the law would have carried “is not really a big deal” and, in fact, does not go far enough.
It makes no sense to punish only doctors for performing abortions, Shoebat declared, “because the woman is actually more guilty” and “the biggest criminal” since without her consent, no abortion would ever take place.
As such, both women who have abortions and doctors who perform them should be lined up before a firing squad and shot, he said.
“Yeah, arrest all the abortion doctors and put them before a firing squad and kill ’em,” Shoebat said, “but do not exempt the woman. The woman also needs to be in front of that firing squad as well.”

  

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geoffalnutt  • 9 days ago 


Santorum!!!!
 
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Prion > geoffalnutt  • 9 days ago 


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Christopher > Prion  • 9 days ago 


LMAO!
 
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james_from_cambridge > Prion  • 9 days ago 


He wants it...he wants it bad. He's been teasing us for years! But nobody will give it to him :(

  
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grada3784 > james_from_cambridge  • 8 days ago 


Of course not. The mere thought of it would reduce his daughter to tears.
 
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TallBearNC > geoffalnutt  • 9 days ago 


1) first off this man doesn't even mention what happens with heterosexual sex with a woman on her period. Chances are it would be a mixture of semen and blood and other particulates discharge during the end of the menstrual cycle
2) MARRIAGE doesn't = procreation!!!! These assholes really need to get the proper equation through their head. Marriage CAN lead to procreation but is not necessary for procreation to happen
Humans have been having children for tens of thousands of years with out the institution of marriage. Before marriage was invented, humans just screwed each other .... And that's actually true to this day. You do not need marriage to make a child – all you need is a man and a woman to screw each other, and there's a chance in a baby will be born ( or a single woman can go to a sperm bank and get fertilized and raise a child on her own ).....Now lets add a little more technology and some surrogacy… With that, two women, or two men can have a child ... (By use of surrogacy, egg donor or sperm donar)....ppl can even adopt children at birth, orphanage, or adopt from foster care
All of the above can happen without marriage at all, or a can happen with marriage – but marriage is not a requirement
3) Take Technology even further and now it is possible for two gay men to have a child that shares both men's DNA equally.. It's in its early stages but it's already been done ...any gay male couple concurrently have this done if they're willing to shell out some big bucks and willing to leave the USA to have it done.. I'm not saying permanently, The long enough to go to a country that performs this procedure along with your surrogate, and return to the United States – your baby is then born and both men are the genetic parents of the child...and in this case there is no biological mother – you have two 'biological father's
(this is by taking out the DNA material in a female egg and replacing it with the genetic material from a male sperm.... The couple can choose an X or Y sperm resulting in a girl or a boy child)...unFortunately this process is not work for two women yet because when they try to put the DNA of an egg into a sperm, it just doesn't work – but they are hopeful it will in the next 1 to 2 decades.
4) Lastly, and this really shouldn't matter at all, not all gay male couples have anal intercourse...that is a really massive stereotype... I'm sure a good number of our community does engage in that, but so do straight ppl..I think I read a pole once that approximately half of every heterosexual relationship involves the male perfirming anal sex on the female, or even the female putting a strap on and penetrating the male (it's funny how they want to put all the "blame" for this type of "act"on our community when they do it just almost as much as we do...(sarcasm on) oh wait.. Since they can have children, naturally, then whatever sexual acts they perform is OK or forgiven..(sarcasm off)
I dated many people throughout my life who did not enjoy the act of male to male intercourse, and while other gay people thought this is a boring sex life, there are quite many other fun things you can do. In fact 75% of the men that I dated did not want to engage in that act, and if they did, I was only after we monogamously committed to each other and were HIV tested regularly... This would be 1989-1996 for me. 1996-2002=husband #1... We didn't even attempt it for the first four years of our relationship, because he wanted nothing to do with it. Once he did try it, he couldn't get enough ... Unfortunately, for me, couldn't get enough meant that he couldn't keep it in his pants, and our relationship ended because he wanted to screw everything in sight – and that was not our agreement.
Be honest, that the reason why probably me and other people in the 90s, that I was aware of, did not engage in anal intercourse was mostly due to the HIV/AIDS scare. After you bury and go to I half dozen to a dozen funerals for friends, and makes a person wonder "is this even worth it" ( since HIV is transmitted 99% of the time during intercourse ). Nowadays, between condoms and PR EP, the chances are much lower of contracting HIV. if prep were avail in the 90s...it would've been far fewer deaths, and people would probably have not been afraid of this act is much. No I didn't live in some isolated hicktown, I lived in San Francisco California (Daly City/Atherton/Portola Valley), New York, and Sacramento California – and Charlotte North Carolina starting in 2006
My current husband and I , of 13 years Have never had " same sex intercourse" ( take that back – we have attempted it twice and decide it is not for us ). He has 0 desire to top and bottom. If have 0 desire to bottom.... So, I'd normally b a top, but that something that is never really been important to me either – it's not something I have to have – and believe me we have a very healthy sex life .. IMO when you have two loving people coming together to "make love", there are no definitions of rules as to what that couple should or should not be doing – as long as they are not breaking the law ( not counting sodomy laws – which is any position outside the hetero missionary position ) or hurting anybody else.", why do ppl fricken care? Why are they so obsessed with any form of homosexual sex – be it between two men or two women?
I alMost want to say, if you're so damn curious, why don't you go out and try it for yourself.. But that would sound just like those straight people that say "oh you just need to sleep with a woman and I will fix everything for you " (never works)."....

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Dean Cameron > TallBearNC  • 9 days ago 


Besides, everytime Doug and hi wife had sex, they DID have a baby!
 
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AnotherJosh > Dean Cameron  • 8 days ago 


Fifty shades of Monty Python's Protestant couple? ;-)
 
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Eriq von Hagen > TallBearNC  • 8 days ago 


don't even attempt to inject reason and factual information into the hate stream of republican bullshit
 
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TallBearNC > Eriq von Hagen  • 7 days ago 


True. But having facts and reasons ARMS US. so when they accuse us,,we state facts and turn it right around. I do it with the bible
Any anti gay,person, pastor etc who I'm meet IRL who tries to use the bible on me, I leave them wrecked. We go back and forth until they are out of ammo
Last ditch efforts:
1) I'll have to read my bible or ask my pastor. I can't believe the bible says that. Even while I have the book right there showing them passages.
2) I have faith and I believe it's wrong. Honesty and refreshing. They admit to being bigoted but don't care. Although the faith is misplaced
3) your interpreting it wrong. How? Read for yourself. These verses have no room like others. They are clear. Then they get mad and usually walk off
It may SEEM nothing was done but the goal is to plant even a TINY SEED OF DOUBT. that's all it takes for many ppl to have Christianity shattered. Then they can follow the path of a true, loving Christian who properly follows the bible. If they do, they should have ZERO issues with gay ppl, same send marriage, etc
 
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Uncle Mark > TallBearNC  • 8 days ago 


Doug's wife is most likely too old to have children, so I guess having sex with a post menopausal wife is as repugnant in the eyes of Doug's church, as is the gay sex described earlier. I imagine that "cured" Doug is much relieved that he is under no obligation to sleep with the wife, since she is no longer able to bear children. If procreation is the only reason for marriage, then surely he should oppose elderly couples marrying as well. I'm actually rather sad for this fool; he only sees sex for procreation, not as a means of expressing desire & affection, and bringing pleasure to your loving partner...perhaps because he doesn't have any desire or affection or pleasure with his wife/beard.
 
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RNegron > geoffalnutt  • 9 days ago 


To each life a little santorum must drip.
 
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guest > geoffalnutt  • 9 days ago 


Ever notice that with near 100% that with the Right and Christians, society, the world, the planet, and their parents would have been far better off if the woman had swallowed instead? Think about it. No Santorum (Well, OK, for the humor, we could let that happen). No Trump. No Palin. No Porter.
We should start a public service campaign to prevent the next generation. We could sell it as a "New God's Loophole." We could have a new song done.
 
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zhera  • 9 days ago 


1. Learn to clean your butt.
2. Harlem's #1 bigot says there will be butt babies, so there!
3. Who are you to doubt the glorious ability of an omniscient God to create life in a butt? If man can be made from dust and woman can be made from a rib, then certainly butt babies are no problem.
4. There are many differences between male and female. Gay people are certainly aware of those, seeing as they are not attracted to the opposite sex. Duh.
5. You are not a gay man. You are a sodomist, in the word's true sense.
6. Fuck you, but not in a gay way because you don't deserve it.
7. It's Sodomy Saturday! Rejoice, and refill the lube!
 
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RNegron > zhera  • 9 days ago 


In the immortal words of Dan Savage, paraphasing. "To god nothing is impossible, so I will continue to inseminate my husband and hope for the best".
 
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Robincho > RNegron  • 9 days ago 


If there can be an intersection of Immaculate and Conception, I'd say that folks who hang out on the corner of Santorum and Brownback have got a fighting chance...
 
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Harley > Robincho  • 8 days ago 


"Immaculate conception" is actually an old Hebrew term meaning "Lying Jewish Teenager".
 
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GC > Harley  • 8 days ago 


To be nitpicky, that's the "virgin birth".
"Immaculate conception" is bad enough: "We believe that everyone is born guilty because 6000 years ago a rib-woman listened to a talking snake and ate a magic apple, but we'll make a special exception for Mary. (And for her son. And for John the Baptist. But that's it, no more.)"
 
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wmforr > Harley  • 8 days ago 


It was quite common in ancient Greece for an unmarried pregnant woman to claim... "Uh, Zeus raped me!"
 
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Robincho > Harley  • 8 days ago 


Like Dorothy Parker, I keep getting that phrase confused with "spontaneous combustion"...
 
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Stogiebear > zhera  • 9 days ago 


I hope Norway understands what a national treasure you are!!!
 
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zhera > Stogiebear  • 9 days ago 


lol awww you're the sweetest! Happy Sodomy Day, Stogie!
 
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David Walker > zhera  • 9 days ago 


Recently, I've become addicted to train trips on YouTube. The one I keep going back to is part of the ride from Bergen to Oslo. You may well know about the 7+ hour version. It's been reduced to 6 episodes. This is my favorite because it goes from a fairly level terrain on a gorgeous autumn and the incredible climb necessary to cross the mountains. Plus, I tend to continue into part 3 just to get out of the station and back into motion. It's hypnotizing and fascinating and gorgeous. But you already know that.
  

 
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Schlukitz > David Walker  • 9 days ago 


I enjoyed ever single minute of this 1:06:13 video.
Thanks for sharing.
 
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zhera > David Walker  • 8 days ago 


I travel on that line several times per year! :) It's an amazing trip, made even more amazing when knowing that it was built in the beginning of the 1900's, and all the tunnels are through some really hard rock. Many people died while building that rail-line.
You've probably seen videos of Flåmsbanen? The climb there is AMAZING. It's a huge tourist trap.
  

 
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David Walker > zhera  • 8 days ago 


Thank you so much. It's on tonight's list of travel spots. I really like it when Hubs is not watching TV and I can plug the computer into it. But I have a pretty good monitor. It IS a TV, just not a biggy. (I grew up in Lancaster County, PA, home of the Amish, so I'm well-acquainted with tourist traps. There are times I wish "tourist season" meant the same things as "deer season" or "turkey season.")
 
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Ben in Oakland > David Walker  • 9 days ago 


I did this myself last year. Lovely ride,
 
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David Walker > Ben in Oakland  • 9 days ago 


Jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous
 
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bkmn > zhera  • 9 days ago 


Ramen.
 
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JamesBradshaw  • 9 days ago 


Heterosexual sex involves putting a penis inside a mucous-lined cavity from which blood is sometimes discharged.
See? You can make even "glorious" heterosexual sex sound gross.
 
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Ed Burrow > JamesBradshaw  • 9 days ago 


well....if i wasn't fully gay before reading your comment, i'd definitely be now.
thanks..
 
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bryan > JamesBradshaw  • 9 days ago 


Kissing could sound gross as well, all that saliva and germs... Mainwairing just hates his body and himself.
 
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JamesBradshaw > bryan  • 9 days ago 


These folks have a strange reductionist attitude towards gay sex. When it comes to straight sex, it's all music and lights and angels singing. Gay sex is described in the most clinical terms possible.
I'm not quite sure what to make of it.
 
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clay > JamesBradshaw  • 9 days ago 


Particularly the angels-- he's possessed by the Catholic circular theology of copulation.
 
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Rolf > bryan  • 9 days ago 


Exactly. When examined clinically, the human body is covered in bacteria, all our moist openings are teaming with all kinds of disgusting critters, discharges, dead cells, and waste matter, and that sexy six pack is hiding a belly full of shit.
Water, soap, toothbrush and douche transform sewage ducts into the gates of heaven.
 
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Chris Baker > JamesBradshaw  • 9 days ago 


So sometimes when there is straight sex, the only result is semen, mucous and perhaps some blood? Ick. When you make it sound like that...
Doug must have a very sad marriage if his only view of sex is procreation. I suppose, from his views, that he only has sex with his wife during the time of the month when she is fertile, otherwise, what's the point? And once she dries up at menopause, then the sex ends? I actually feel worse for his wife, who is basically being kept because she has reproductive value, not out out any sense of love or sexual desire. No, actually, I just feel like she must be some poor. pathetic sap who doesn't have the self-esteem to find a new mate who is sexually attracted to her and view her more than a vehicle for carrying babies.
But in all seriousness, not every act of intercourse can result in conception. Perhaps the woman is already pregnant. Perhaps the woman or man is sterile. Perhaps they are past the age of reproduction. So perhaps there are other reasons for sex besides reproduction? Perhaps there is a bonding, a meeting of mutual sexual desires, a sexual attraction to each other?
(and there are many gays, like myself, who don't even really care for anal sex.)
Eating is a way for the body to get nutrition and energy, but we don't just eat for nourishment. We eat for pleasure too. Cake has very little nutritional value, but we eat it out of pleasure.
 
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Rolf > Chris Baker  • 9 days ago 


1. There are already about twice as many humans on this planet as it can healthily sustain, so the days of 'be fruitful and multiply' are long gone.
2. There are far more straight couples having anal sex than gay, Far, far more.
3. Someone obviously never learned to douche. Ick.
4. When you compare being gay to being an alcoholic, all you are really saying is you crave dick every single day, often many times a day. Just like a straight man craves pussy. In other words, you are just a sexually frustrated, repressed scold. And probably filled with envy.
 
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GC > Rolf  • 9 days ago 


Even for people who take biblical prescriptions as authority, the full command is "be fruitful and multiply, fill the earth and subdue it." As you pointed out, with the planet groaning under seven billion people and counting, been there, done that.
 
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wmforr > GC  • 8 days ago 


The translation I am used to is "replenish it", which doesn't actually mean "fill it to the breaking point." Nor does replenishing the earth equate to filling the oceans with garbage and the atmosphere with poisonous gases.
 
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marshlc > Chris Baker  • 9 days ago 


Yeah, reading that secnd paragraph, all I could think was "OMG, honey, get some self respect and toss this jerk. You know he has to steel himself to pretend to be attracted to you"
 
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Steverino > marshlc  • 9 days ago 


Indeed, it's one thing being a woman who ended up being married (unsuspectingly) to a closeted gay man, as was common years ago (and still is, in some cultures) among gay men trying to be "straight," but it is something else entirely for a woman to willingly be married to a man openly posing as "ex-gay." You really have to wonder about the psychological / emotional state of such a woman. We already know about the psychological / emotional state of such a man in this kind of "marriage."
 
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wmforr > Steverino  • 8 days ago 


A perfect partner for a woman who doesn't actually want to have sex.
 
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wmforr > Chris Baker  • 8 days ago 


I get the impression that he doesn't actually enjoy the sex he brags about having with his wife. He only does it because God told him he has to.
 
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lattebud > JamesBradshaw  • 9 days ago 


And the glorious miracle of birth is a not so pretty. Lots of gunk and stuff is expelled.
 
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wineflask > lattebud  • 9 days ago 


Shit is expelled, too. Vaginally born babies are (in average) healthier than those coming out via c-section because they get shat on in the process, this way their bowels get colonized by good bacteria.
 
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wmforr > wineflask  • 8 days ago 


The first thing a new-born elephant does is eat his mother's shit. Without it, he has no immunities.
 
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Gerry Fisher > JamesBradshaw  • 9 days ago 


I'm no longer a big fan of the man who said this, but...! When asked if he thought sex was dirty, [name redacted] replied, "Only if done right." Sex is fun and a helpful, healthy part of humanity in many ways. But, after both people "get their cookie," you can look around you both and see that there's a gross side to it, too. :-) The yin with the yang.
 
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RaygunsGoZap > JamesBradshaw  • 9 days ago 


...a mucous-lined cavity that routinely sloughs its inner lining in a days long discharge - a hormone rich soup of blood and tissue.
 
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rickhfx > RaygunsGoZap  • 8 days ago 


I am going to barf.
 
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Rolf > JamesBradshaw  • 9 days ago 


Er, that would be regularly (for about 5 days in every 30), not 'sometimes'.
 
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JamesBradshaw > Rolf  • 9 days ago 


Hey, I'm gay. I don't know anything about them lady parts!
 
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Rolf > JamesBradshaw  • 9 days ago 


Well, I'm a Kinsey 6, but considering I popped out of one and half of all the people I meet have them, I think it's important to know about those bits and pieces ; )
 
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BudClark > JamesBradshaw  • 8 days ago 


I saw a vagina once (the day I was born);
I screamed.
 
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JCF > JamesBradshaw  • 8 days ago 


A flacid lump, or vein-y shaft of flesh, emitting unwanted and/or toxic fluids...into the Glorious (and gloriously aromatic) Self-Lubricating Vag? Say it ain't so! }-X
 
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rickhfx > JamesBradshaw  • 8 days ago 


Don't women have anal to? ;-)
 
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JCF > rickhfx  • 8 days ago 


Rarely willingly...with a man, anyway!
 
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Mark > JamesBradshaw  • 9 days ago 


blood and urine
 
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Cherry > Mark  • 9 days ago 


Urine is not discharged thru the vagina. Women have a urethral opening that is located somewhere between the vagina and the clitoris.
 
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BobSF_94117 > Cherry  • 9 days ago 


Oh, so it's like miles away?
 
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ohbear1957 > BobSF_94117  • 9 days ago 


I think it's near Uranus, but then I haven't spent much time around those parts.
 
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Rolf > BobSF_94117  • 9 days ago 


No, they are very close, but most healthy men and women don't piss while they are fucking, unless they want to.
Besides hon, we guys piss and cum out of the same hole. Is that a problem?
 
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BobSF_94117 > Rolf  • 9 days ago 


Not a problem for me, but I'm not Mr. Doug Mainwaring, who appears to have a problem with the messiness of sex.
 
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Stogiebear  • 9 days ago 


Poor little Mainwaring. Always the self-loathing faggot, never the happy homosexual.
 
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james_from_cambridge > Stogiebear  • 9 days ago 



  
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Gene > Stogiebear  • 9 days ago 


that could not have been better said
how sad, to have condensed that poor mans life to one sentence so well, and it be such a sad, sad commentary
 
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leo77 > Stogiebear  • 9 days ago 


Nor does he seem to be particularly happy with his heterosexual lifestyle choice.
 
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Gest2016 > Stogiebear  • 9 days ago 


He is certainly longing for the days when semen mingled with his fecal matter. Bitter old queen.
 
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GayOldLady  • 9 days ago 


He's just so pissed off that his religion makes him feel guilty and stifled in his sexual life and sexual expression that he's made a career out of trying to make others feel guilty and stifled. Give it up brother, you're the blind man cursing the sun. You're the deaf man cursing the song bird. Be miserable, but stop trying to talk others into being miserable with you.
 
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shellback  • 9 days ago 


IMO - The ultimate goal in marriage is a loving and caring relationship between two people, and it can happen with or without sex.
 
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billbear1961 > shellback  • 9 days ago 


This is wisdom.
 
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JCF > billbear1961  • 8 days ago 


"If sex never happens, I won't love you any less": one of the most romantic lines I've ever heard on TV...and it was on a soap opera!
[It's in the first 30 seconds of this clip]

  


"Otalia" on Guiding Light (2009). These are two "late
 in life lesbians", hence the the whole two steps forward, one step back
 dance.
 
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zhera > PickyPecker  • 9 days ago 


Oh Gaaaawwwwd, he never stops! Please, make him stop!
 
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Stogiebear > zhera  • 9 days ago 


If only he had an ice pick. SIGH.
 
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Steverino > Stogiebear  • 9 days ago 


Or a wooden stake.
 
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marshlc  • 9 days ago 


I'm a straight woman, mother of two children concieved in love with my husband. And y'know what? The vast majority of the sex I've had in my life has been had while very seriously trying to avoid the miracle of conception. While conception is indeed one of the great things about some sex - without it none of us would be here - it's not the only great thing. Both straight and gay people spend much of their lives having sex that expresses love, that strengthens intimacy, and that is just for fun, too. Straight sex is not that sacred .... most of it is had for the exact same reasons as gay sex. I don't need to feel like the sex I have is better than gay people's, in order to feel good about it.
 
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Ed Burrow  • 9 days ago 


1) uh, ok...maybe in my early teens (12-13) i was practicing...but now that i'm in my late 30s, i think i've pretty much mastered homosexuality.
2) sigh...(and why can't these idiots understand this..) not all gay men enjoy, or have to have anal sex.
3) make love? uh, sometimes the people (of whatever orientation) just want to have fun and get off.
(there's more, but work calls.)
 
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clay > Ed Burrow  • 9 days ago 


2) true, often the glorious result is a glued mustache, not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
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Ed Burrow > clay  • 9 days ago 


glued or glazed? :)
 
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Christopher > Ed Burrow  • 9 days ago 


"(there's more, but work calls.)"
Butt work? What's its ringtone?
 
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Tallahassee  • 9 days ago 


Once again, lesbians do not exist.
 
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clay > Tallahassee  • 9 days ago 


For him, I doubt women exist beyond Mary and Martha.
 
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billbear1961 > Tallahassee  • 9 days ago 


You noticed that, too?
 
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Yalma Cuder-Zicci  • 9 days ago 


"I no longer practice homosexuality"
Because of all the fecal matter?! Would he still be a practicing homosexual if he practiced good hygiene?
 
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CottonBlimp > Yalma Cuder-Zicci  • 8 days ago 


I suspect what he really means is no one will fuck him.
 
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Ed Burrow  • 9 days ago 


Did anyone else laugh loudly at Joe's paragraph break about the 2000 words anti Gay blah blah?
 
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Gest2016  • 9 days ago 


I've never understood the link between being disgusted by gay sex, and wanting gays not to have employment, civil rights or relationship security. It's simply gay bashing, and at its heart, inevitably, is the wish that gays be dead.
 
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grada3784 > Gest2016  • 8 days ago 


It's a matter of visibility. If Christians™ don't see us, we must not exist. Same sort of deal as with the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall.
 
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Schlukitz > Gest2016  • 9 days ago 


There is no link, Gest2016.
Hypocrites like Doug Mainwaring are appealing to people who project their own disgusting views about about gay sex as a means to punish others for the very same feelings and desires that they cannot accept in themselves.
 
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AtticusP  • 9 days ago 


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BeccaM  • 9 days ago 


Blah-blah-blah. "Sex is for breeders only, anybody else who does it for any other reason than attempted breeding is a sinning abomination. Homosexuality consists only of the gay male anal sex I still obsess about constantly and there is no alternative. Oh, and lesbians simply don't exist because I really don't think about women in that way at all."
Did I miss anything there?
 
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JCF > BeccaM  • 8 days ago 


Nope.
 
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canoebum  • 9 days ago 


Is sex the only thing that makes a relationship, an identity, a life? What a blind fool!
 
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Chris Baker > Guest  • 9 days ago 


How about his wife? "Oh you are ovulating today? I guess we need to have sex. Let me force myself to do my husbandly duties to you. You don't mind if I look at this photo of Newt Gingrich will I do it, do you?"
 
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BobSF_94117 > Chris Baker  • 9 days ago 


I'm pretty sure they stopped having sex a long time ago. IIRC, he lives in part of the house, she in the other. They're "doing it for the kids". Lucky kids...
 
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Chris Baker > BobSF_94117  • 8 days ago 


Yea, how old are the kids? What happens when the kids leave? Anyway, i know too much about this guy than I want to already.
The fact is, every human being is different, has different motivations and desires, has different sex drives, etc. So to hold up one 'ex-gay' and say "see, he can live that way, so you should be able to" means a complete non-understanding of humans.
 
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Buford  • 9 days ago 


Tell us more about sex stuff, Uncle Doug... like what happens when Republican delegates and officials masturbate to kiddie porn... or what happens after GOP leaders pick up someone in an airport bathroom... or why GOP governors wear diapers when they visit prostitutes... or what happens when a priest or pastor is able to convince a minor under his charge to do what he says....?
 
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Chris Baker > Buford  • 9 days ago 


No, no, no! Every straight person only has sex with their wife, in the dark, in the missionary position, during the time of the month when the woman is fertile, for the duty and purpose of procreation. It's only the gays who have the dirty ass sex, or oral sex, or sex with the light on, or with any sense of enjoyment!
 
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Cuberly  • 9 days ago 


Teacher: "So, what does your dad do for a living."
Suzie Mainwaring: "(sigh) He travels the country lecturing about the evils of homosexuality...and telling people he REALLY wants cock, but he can't have cock because of my mom."
Teacher: "Oh."
 
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Reality.Bites > Cuberly  • 9 days ago 


Alternate end:
Teacher: and what district does he represent in Congress?
 
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j.martindale  • 9 days ago 


You pitiful excuse for a human being. Please go back to your closet and climb in, and lock it behind you. If this is all you can see in gay relationships, you have no business touching other people.
 
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Steverino  • 9 days ago 


As always, it's never about orientation, attraction, excitement, and (gasp) love with these impostors, it's always about meat plumbing, icky bodily discharges, and procreation. What is this obsession with anal sex? Sounds like he's saying that is what being a gay male is all about.
Good god, what a bleak way to live.
Also as usual, lesbians are not mentioned at all. It all goes to misogyny, every time.
 
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Octavio > Steverino  • 8 days ago 


That's how gawd likes it. He/she wants ya'll to be ashamed. Very, very ashamed. Gawd's a sicko.
 
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Wynter Marie Starr  • 9 days ago 


Actually, when two people have sex, the end result is an orgasm. Not all straight couples indulge for the purposes of procreation and those that are unable to procreate still indulge. Straight people indulge in anal sex and there are gay couples who don't.
This is why sex ed is needed. Even for old, stupid people.
 
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Tor > Wynter Marie Starr  • 9 days ago 


And it doesn't always end in orgasm. Oops, did I just say that out loud?
 
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Wynter Marie Starr > Tor  • 9 days ago 


Well, that's very true, but it's the end goal. I was being very basic. Sex isn't always about procreation or even orgasm. Sometimes it's about bonding, feeling close, or stress relief.
 
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Adam King > Tor  • 9 days ago 


"Ow ow! Take it out!"
 
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Cuberly  • 9 days ago 


".. but I am well aware of my human frailty and maintain a healthy respect for the power of the flesh and the lure of the world."
So he still pops a woody when watching a Brad Pitt flick? He dreams of having poop sex with any number of hotties he sees strolling by?
Ya hear that Mrs Mainwaring? Doug is so thankful you settled for someone with someone else on his mind ALL the time.
 
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zhera > Cuberly  • 9 days ago 


Only way for her to get some is to put on the Magic Mike XXL movie and hide her bosom.
 
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Cuberly > zhera  • 9 days ago 


"Honey can I take the bag off now?"
It's so sad...
 
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clay > zhera  • 9 days ago 


What was that movie where one of the Baldwin Brothers played a guy just out of prison, who needed the prostitute to roll face down so he could get hard?
 
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Good Shot Green > clay  • 8 days ago 


Miami Blues maybe? Haven't seen it in ages.
 
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Reality.Bites > clay  • 9 days ago 


More importantly, which Baldwin?

  


(Sadly I couldn't find this clip with the vocal track intact)
 
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zhera > clay  • 9 days ago 


I have no idea.
 
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Good Shot Green > zhera  • 8 days ago 


Good on you for picking the sequel. Tons more fun.
 
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oikos  • 9 days ago 


Down low queen is into scat.
 
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Jmdintpa > oikos  • 9 days ago 


They always talk about feces... I dont understand the obsession on feces. Dont they know if your straight or gay , if your gonna get fucked , clean yourself up first. I think your on to something. There so frightened by the things there actually turned on by they run from it as hard as they can.
 
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Buford > Jmdintpa  • 9 days ago 


I agree. The whole idea that others are out there having sex for fun both turns them on and pisses them off, so they want it outlawed. Contraception, sex toys, porn, gays, prostitution... it's all gotta go so that everyone is stuck in a shitty, loveless relationship like they are.
 
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canoebum > Buford  • 9 days ago 


...the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
 
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Cuberly > canoebum  • 9 days ago 


Catholicism?
 
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oikos > canoebum  • 9 days ago 


They are the modern day puritans with all of the same projection accusing others of doing what they secretly do or fantasize about.
 
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canoebum > oikos  • 9 days ago 


I just found this one, too: "A man full of faith is simply one who has lost (or never had) the capacity for clear and realistic thought. He is not a mere ass; he is actually ill. Worse, he is incurable, for disappointment, being essentially an objective phenomenon, cannot permanently affect his subjective infirmity. His faith takes on the virulence of a chronic infection. What he usually says, in substance, is this: "Let us trust in God, who has always fooled us in the past." -H.L. Menchen
 
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oikos > Jmdintpa  • 9 days ago 


Exactly. No gay person I know obsesses about 'fecal matter.'
 
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clay > oikos  • 9 days ago 


Well, there's at least one, but I don't touch him.
 
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j.martindale  • 9 days ago 



  
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Mark Neé Fuzz  • 9 days ago 


Two words. Get help.
 
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RealityBass  • 9 days ago 


"When a man and a woman make love, the miracles of conception and birth are possible."
I'll take these people seriously when they start advocating that the law prohibit post-menopausal women from getting married.
 
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StraightGrandmother > RealityBass  • 9 days ago 


Uh no, conception is not always possible, especially when your husband has had a vasectomy. The best sex I ever had was after my husband's vasectomy when there was no more fear of pregnancy. Pure sexual lusting after each other simply for the payoff, well nothing wrong with that. Trust me there is plenty more lustful sex going on than conception sex with straight couples.
 
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Steve Teeter > RealityBass  • 9 days ago 


Try telling a young, straight, married couple who have just found out the wife is pregnant that they can't have any more sex until after the baby is born. She can't get any more pregnant, after all! And isn't that what they're telling us sex is all about?
 
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clay > Steve Teeter  • 9 days ago 


. . . and then there's all those other non-ovulating days.
 
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Buford > RealityBass  • 9 days ago 


... or just outlaw any ejaculation that does not land inside a vagina. Done.
 
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Ed Burrow > Buford  • 9 days ago 


Wait. You mean... No more masturbation?
(I am so totally screwed.)
 
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Buford > Ed Burrow  • 9 days ago 


Actually, sounds like you're the polar opposite of 'screwed'. ;-)
 
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zhera > RealityBass  • 9 days ago 


Pretty damn sure his wife is post-menopausal. Do they still make love?
 
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clay > RealityBass  • 9 days ago 


and women with poly-cystic ovaries, or with androgen insensitivity, or who've had cervical or uterine or ovarian cancer . . .
and let's not forget all those homosexuals who happen to be LESBIAN . . .
and then there's the corollary the Dick Dynasty proposed . . . if she's old enough to bleed . . .
 
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Good Shot Green > RealityBass  • 8 days ago 


If only heteros would stop conceiving gay babies this would cease to be an issue, gah.
And what's miraculous about making a baby? If it's miracles we're talking about, why can't two men have a baby! That's what would be a miracle!
 
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Michael Rush  • 9 days ago 


SEX ?

  
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JCF > Michael Rush  • 8 days ago 


What did they do to this poor sweet Labbie to get this Most Excellent picture?! ;-p
 
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dafs  • 9 days ago 


Just because you were dumb enough to have sex immediately after eating Taco Bell, don't take it out on everyone else.
 
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Porkie  • 9 days ago 


"When a man and a woman make love, the miracles of conception and birth are possible."........Ditto, when I whack off on to a petri dish ......Does he want protected status for turkey basters? ....Just asking.
 
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Reality.Bites > Porkie  • 9 days ago 


Would that mean that every Mother's Day the President has to officially pardon a turkey baster?
 
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Tigernan Quinn  • 9 days ago 


Yet AGAIN the constant refrain that there's something gross about us. It's the way we walk, our color choices, our lovers, our desire to live openly. Always something deviant and awful that's apparently bubbling to the surface like black evil tar that will infect all of us and destroy humanity. I heard this in 1985 when I was a teenager, I heard it in 1990 when I was in a military jail for being gay, I heard it in 1995 when I finally came out. Now it's 2016. So let me just say what you already know because this *sshole just told you that there's something wrong with you:
You're perfect. Don't ever f*cking change.
 
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Anastasia Beaverhousen  • 9 days ago 


Is Beverly Leslie going under a pseudonym?
 
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Michael Rush > Anastasia Beaverhousen  • 9 days ago 



  
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Piercedchrlz > Anastasia Beaverhousen  • 9 days ago 


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Reality.Bites > Anastasia Beaverhousen  • 9 days ago 


What's that you say, "Anastasia?"

  


 
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Houndentenor > Anastasia Beaverhousen  • 9 days ago 


"I thought I smelled gin and regret."
 
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Jmdintpa  • 9 days ago 


I think all these ex gays just were horrid horrid lovers. In there mind gay sex was has and always be disgusting so there was never anyway they could enjoy it. They lash out and destroy themselves and these poor women they marry. Is it to simple to just say its all reduced down to just how bad these motherfuckers were in bed and how ate up with guilt and self disgust with the "perverted" acts they engage in that they think now there hetero? And another thing... why do these people always talk about feces, apparently another thing they cant get right is if your going to be getting fucked, clean yourself up before hand... straight or gay !
 
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Bluto > Guest  • 9 days ago 


Agreed, for the woman who know...
 
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Gene > Guest  • 9 days ago 


I agree Andrea
that said, just as there are fewer and fewer Roman Catholic priests, for there is now no need for a place to hide "I dont have sex with women because the Roman denomination demands I be celibate...THATS why I dont have a wife...yeah...thats it" (uh huh.),
now, there are fewer and fewer women willing to "do this godly work" as there were at one time...and most women, when presented with the fact "honey..we have to talk. I, I find myself attracted to other men", smile sadly at the end of a marriage, and it ends.
there will be few mainwarings in the future. there are very few now.
and only semi secretly, even now most fundys and hard core catholics think them creepy, and DON'T let their daughters date them.
 
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BobSF_94117 > Guest  • 9 days ago 


You should feel sorry for them. There are a lot of brainwashed, dim women out there.
 
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Chris Baker > Jmdintpa  • 9 days ago 


Or more likely, they are somewhat asexual and have no real interest in sex. And don't understand it, other than some biological, reproductive duty. They don't understand sexual attraction and desire. It's just something icky that they have to get done once in a while, and pray for the day when their wife dries up so they don't have to do it anymore.
 
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rickhfx > Chris Baker  • 8 days ago 


They call that a thank you jeebus.
 
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MBear  • 9 days ago 


conception is not a 'miracle' - we've pretty much figured out how it happens - it's a biological function.
However, this whole "I'm better than other faggots cuz I gots me a wife" isn't natural.
 
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GC > MBear  • 9 days ago 


Oh, yes, bible reading and church weddings are unnatural. Show me another species that does them.
 
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MBear > GC  • 8 days ago 


Well, aardvarks actually have a rich and diverse religious & spiritual history with intricate creation stories, parables highlighting morality and ritual practices, and a very interesting weekly worship service. But yeah - they don't have weddings.
 
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GC > MBear  • 8 days ago 


Totally off-topic: a drinking song to the tune of the Blue Danube waltz:
"It starts with an A (aardvark, aardvark)
And ends with a K (aardvark, aardvark)
Not easy to say (aardvark, aardvark)
But try anyway (aardvark, aardvark)
Eats ants all the day (aardvark, aardvark)
At work and at play (aardvark, aardvark)
A-A-R-D-V--- A-R-K,
Oh, aardvark, aardvark, aardvark!"
(If you can spell "aardvark" correctly, you "haven't had enough to drink.")
 
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MBear > GC  • 8 days ago 


if not one else appreciates this hijack, rest assured: you freakin made my day! Thank you!
 
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Tor  • 9 days ago 


"When two men attempt the same, the most glorious result possible is an anal discharge of semen mixed with fecal matter. "
Interesting choice of words. I immediately thought "santorum," as I sure, many others did as well.
 
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The Sentinel  • 9 days ago 


I don't practice homosexuality. I've perfected it.
 
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bryan  • 9 days ago 


He's right about it being a 'glorious result'. Gay sex is glorious. He just needs to get over his hang-ups about the human body and his self hatred.
 
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Philly Mike  • 9 days ago 


Why do these POO POO heads always assume every gay man participates in anal sex, oh I know it is what THEY REALLY WANT>
 
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Adam King > Philly Mike  • 9 days ago 


They watch lots and lots of gay porn.
 
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Bj Lincoln  • 9 days ago 


There are plenty of people of ALL orientations who engage in anal sex and gay men do not have it as much as you think. Sex is not just for procreation. A large % of people having sex can't or try not to procreate. We all mostly do it to show love, pleasure your partner/ spouse and maintain the intimacy of our relationships. It relieves stress and tension as well as good exercise plus it's FUN! This man has convinced himself to look on gay male sex as a bad/wrong thing in order to adopt his fake persona of a str8 man 'happily married'. IF he is really gay, he may learn to enjoy str8 sex like one learns to enjoy bad pizza because that's all there is. It does NOT mean he is happy. Being gay is SO MUCH MORE THAN SEX! I would still be gay even if I never had sex again.
 
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GC > Bj Lincoln  • 9 days ago 


As Al Vernacchio points out, joyful, healthy sex is a lot like good pizza!
Almost everyone enjoys pizza, with quite varied appetites and desires -- twice a day? once a year? deep dish? thin crust? cheeseless tomato pie? broccoli? anchovies? (Them's fightin' words, for some! :-) There's no "One Right Way" to eat pizza, and no one right number of people to eat pizza with. When people eat pizza together they talk about what toppings they all enjoy. Nobody hassles guys for walking past a pizza shop when they're not hungry. And nobody consigns you to hell if you happen to like pineapple, spam, and M&Ms on your pizza!
"To Slide or to Slice? Finding a Positive Sexual Metaphor" (Carly Dreyfus)http://www.scarleteen.com/arti...
(Good reading for people of any age and sexuality!)
 
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Adam King > GC  • 9 days ago 


Anchovies! I'll take your share.
 
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GC > Adam King  • 8 days ago 


You're more than welcome to 'em!
 
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Johnny Wyeknot > Bj Lincoln  • 9 days ago 


Which seems to have happened to me ...
 
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coram nobis  • 8 days ago 


In other sodomy news, Salon reports that gay-male porn consumption in states like Mississippi and North Carolina is at a high rate.
http://www.salon.com/2016/05/2...

Mississippi and North Carolina recently passed some of the harshest laws in the nation targeting the LGBT community. As statistics from PornHub show, congressmen might be legislating against queer and trans people, but their constituencies sure do love to watch them have sex. The Daily Dot reports that Mississippi ranked third (behind Washington, D.C., and New York) in a recent PornHub survey on the amount of porn consumed by state. The Magnolia State, in particular, shows a disproportionate preference for black gay porn, while the South boasted three of the top five states with the highest rate of gay porn viewership ...
-- lede
 
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Christopher Smith > coram nobis  • 8 days ago 


"in other sodomy news....."
Brilliant.
 
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coram nobis  • 8 days ago 


Not to be grammar police, but the proper term for "an anal discharge of semen mixed with fecal matter", which presumably would include lube as well, is santorum.
 
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Reality.Bites > coram nobis  • 8 days ago 


We'll let it slide just this once.
 
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BeaverTales  • 9 days ago 


You shouldn't be jerking off either, Doug. If you don't keep your wife knocked up, then she keeps squirting blood every month, which is clearly demonic and bad. Since you only have 2 kids, you did a bad job of being a good husband. Unless you are both too old to conceive....then you shouldn't be having any sex at all, right? Thinking about bloody discharge of semen from the unlubed vagina isn't exactly winning me over to Team Het here.
You are so fucked up, dude. Logic is definitely not your strong suit.
 
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Christopher > Sam_Handwich  • 9 days ago 


;-)
 
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Oh'behr > Sam_Handwich  • 8 days ago 


As is the foreskin, yet mine was taken away, so I'll never know from personal experience.
 
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Little Kiwi  • 9 days ago 


a few things:
1. what a denigration of the untold millions of heterosexual couples who are deeply in love and yet cannot physically conceive.
2. fecal matter? no wonder you're an ex-gay. you were doing it wrong.
of course you're not Homosexually Active. you still think "Hell" is real. (it isn't) and never grew the spine needed to think for yourself and stand up to your bigoted community.
So, in closing - chug bleach.
 
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Skeptical_Inquirer > Little Kiwi  • 9 days ago 


Yeah, I'm very tired of the ability to conceive being the standard and the hypocrisy that surrounds it. I don't hear the same people saying that couples where the woman is post-menopausal should completely stop banging or that a male soldier who suffered testicular injury should be celibate.
 
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Little Kiwi > Skeptical_Inquirer  • 9 days ago 


well, i even heard some horrific woman saying denigrating trans women by saying "i am a REAL WOMAN because i can PRODUCE LIFE!"
So.... a woman who cannot conceive isn't a real woman? the millions of women who simply cannot reproduce aren't "real" enough? how hateful.
and yeah. post-menopausal women. men who are infertile.
these people have excuses for everything and reasons for nothing.
 
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Tor > Little Kiwi  • 8 days ago 


Or het couples who choose not to reproduce for whatever reasons.
 
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SilverWoof > Skeptical_Inquirer  • 7 days ago 


One could argue that having sex where there is ability to conceive is often sex that is driven by a base animal desire.
An activity every life form no matter how simple or stupid is driven by biology to do.
For the most part, in gay sex, pleasure and ecstatic connection are an objective in and of themselves liberated from the base reproductive urge. It is therefore, by default, an exalted form of intercourse superior to reproductive driven sex.
 
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Octavio  • 8 days ago 


Probably a good thing he no longer "practices" homosexuality. Obviously,he was never good at it.
 
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wmforr > Octavio  • 8 days ago 


From and early Soap episode.
SOMEONE: Are you a practicing homosexual?
BILLY CHRYSTAL: I don't have to practice. I'm good at it!
 
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billbear1961  • 9 days ago 


Yes, yes, yes, heterosexuals make LOVE and reproduce blessed by the glory of GOD. Gay people just FUCK.
Go to HELL, you pathetic piece of SHIT: anyone who can reduce what two people in LOVE do in bed to ONE act they MAY engage in (and the one you choose to obsess over does NOT occur in GAY bedrooms any more often than it does in STRAIGHT ones) doesn't know what love MEANS.
People who DO know what love is don't feel obliged to SHIT on the love OTHERS feel for one another.
And, of course, if you're attracted to MEN, it's a dreadful ADDICTION--but the same feelings for women?? Oh . . . Glory HALLELUJAH!!
JACKASS.
You don't "practice" homosexuality, anymore?
GOOD!
Keep your CONTEMPT for men to yourself, HYPOCRITE, instead of contaminating other men with it, those who might be FOOLISH enough to offer you sex and/or love!!
"I love my wife, my soul mate, the mother of my children, and am dedicated to our life and our future together, til’ death do us part."
Does your WIFE have a say in this?
Let us know when you file for divorce, or when SHE does.
For now, you can go back to spewing fecal matter--from your MOUTH.
EDIT: It isn't just the "elites" in this country who have come to understand that LOVE is LOVE.
 
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D. J.  • 9 days ago 


That utterance from someone who believes in virgin birth?
 
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bzrd > D. J.  • 9 days ago 


and if virgin birth no need for sex
 
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JT  • 9 days ago 


I no longer practice homosexuality
Practice makes perfect. You definitely didn't practice enough even to be good. I'm sure the woman you're making miserable knows all about it.
 
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D. J.  • 9 days ago 


Self loathing idiot wasn't doing it right. Quelle surprise....
 
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Tlón, Uqbar, Orbus Tertius  • 9 days ago 


Paraphrasing: "Mirrors and (heterosexual) copulation are abominations, since they both multiply the numbers of men."
-Jorge Luís Borges
At least that anal discharge doesn't require 18 years of financial support.
Buttsex is economical, environmentally friendly, and sustainable!
 
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Choosy Muhthuh > Tlón, Uqbar, Orbus Tertius  • 9 days ago 


Not to mention 9 months of figure-ruining and potentially life-threatening incubation!
 
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CanuckDon  • 9 days ago 


When a man and a woman make love, the miracles of conception and birth are possible. When two men attempt the same, the most glorious result possible is an anal discharge of semen mixed with fecal matter.
There's something pretty insidious and disturbing occurring when some tormented, guilt-ridden halfwit can still get up in front of a group and convince them all that when they get naked with someone, it's in the name of procreation.
 
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Robert Pierce  • 9 days ago 


Why is it that these demented freaks never mention heteros who engage in anal sex I wonder? Why the fixation on gay men? What about hetero males using dildos on their wives, girlfriends and sometimes, vice-versa?
 
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5moreminutes*imtired > Robert Pierce  • 9 days ago 


Cause then they'd be Dan Savage. :0)
 
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SammySeattle  • 8 days ago 


"You're a sad and pathetic man. You're a homosexual and you don't want to be, but there's nothing you can do to change it. Not all the prayers to your god, not all the analysis you can buy in all the years you've go left to live. You may one day be able to know a heterosexual life if you want it desperately enough. If you pursue it with the fervor with which you annihilate. But you'll always be homosexual as well. Always Michael. Always. Until the day you die." - Harold, The Boys in the Band
 
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TampaDink > SammySeattle  • 8 days ago 


This is one of the strongest lines from "The Boys..." and it still rings true of so many twisted, self-loathers out there.
 
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Christopher Smith  • 9 days ago 


Aaaand........it's the Second Coming of FROTHY MIX!!!
 
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Ninja0980  • 9 days ago 


Bottom line, any sex that doesn't lead to producing a baby is disgusting and evil in their eyes.
 
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Craig Howell > Ninja0980  • 9 days ago 


Standard Baltimore Catechism Bullshit.
 
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Joseph Miceli  • 9 days ago 


I mean...where to start? Really there's just no point. This man is functionally insane. His "points" could be refuted one by one and by a high school debate team, yet he'd never budge because of his "belief."
Sorry, wackadoodle, I feel bad that your family and church preyed upon your weak mind and drove you insane, but I don't let crazy people write laws for me or tell me how to live if I can help it.
Shoo!
 
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Sporkfighter  • 9 days ago 


There's a lot of hetero-oral-non-baby-making-sex going on in the world.
 
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SoCalGal20 > Sporkfighter  • 9 days ago 


And apparently a lot of hetero-anal-non-baby-making going on too, but the fundies don't want to talk about that.
 
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Schlukitz > Sporkfighter  • 9 days ago 


And thank goodness for that.
Can you even imagine how many more people there would be on this planet and the added suffering that this would produce if everyone's sexual intent was for baby-making?
 
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olandp  • 9 days ago 


I don't think he was doing it right.
 
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billbear1961 > olandp  • 9 days ago 


:-)
 
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Bluto  • 9 days ago 


Speak for yourself, fuckwad. Ima makin' butt babies.
 
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Greg B.  • 9 days ago 


A woman can get pregnant from anal sex?
 
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Mommie Dammit > Greg B.  • 9 days ago 


It's how they make Republicans...
 
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clay > Mommie Dammit  • 9 days ago 


muddy kitties
 
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Dreaming Vertebrate > Greg B.  • 9 days ago 


Indeed. It's the only way to have a big, beautiful, bouncing butt-baby.
Citation: Atlah.org
 
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zhera > Greg B.  • 9 days ago 


Yup. God has finally decided to close The Loophole.
 
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Reality.Bites > zhera  • 9 days ago 


Thanks zhera. From now on whenever I hear someone say loophole I'm going to be picturing heterosexual buttsecks.
 
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zhera > Reality.Bites  • 9 days ago 



  

 
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Reality.Bites > zhera  • 9 days ago 


I'm still blaming you. G&O get enough free publicity already.
 
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Tigernan Quinn  • 9 days ago 


So I should stop f*cking because I can't make a baby? You first, billions of non-fertile and birth control using heterosexuals throughout history.
 
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Ray Muñez  • 8 days ago 


It's interesting to watch him change over the years. He started out affirming himself as gay but opposed to gay marriage. He supported civil unions. As time went on, he became more extreme. He dropped his support of civil unions. He started to emphasize his sham marriage. Now he's on rants about anal discharge. It's like when you hang out in those circles, you are driven to more extreme positions.
 
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Chris > Ray Muñez  • 8 days ago 


Yeah, it didn't take long for Doug to lose touch with reality. It was right about the time he started quoting AFTER THE BALL that it was game over.
 
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Ray Muñez > Chris  • 8 days ago 


The stuff they claim to believe about that book is nuts. They believe (or claim to believe) that it is the Gay Strategy Handbook that we use to conquer America. If that were true, it never would have been published as a commercially available book; it would have been an internal document used within gay organizations. And if, for some reason, it had been published as a book, it would be a work of such importance that it would be in print today all over the world. The authors would be famous and would have put out many editions to account for the huge changes in communications since the 1980s. The book would be assigned reading in gay studies and political science courses. But in fact It had one printing and has been out-of-print for 27 years and no one mentions it except these anti-gay fools. I really wonder whether they truly believe what they say about it. Mainwaring is an intelligent guy; I can't believe that he actually believes it.
 
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Robert Conner  • 9 days ago 


Translation: when straight couples fuck (vaginally), the result may be a mixture of baby, meconium (green baby shit) and afterbirth squeezed from the uterus after some hours of painful muscular contractions. When two men fuck, the result may be the birth of another Rick Santorum. With any luck the Santorum will land in a toilet bowl.
 
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DaveMiller135  • 9 days ago 


It wasn't for me, so it's not for you.
 
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Snarkaholic  • 9 days ago 


Me, explaining (most) straight sex:
 Harry tossed aside his (fifth) empty Colt 45 can. It ricocheted, with an audible ping, off the far wall of his dingy trailer.
With a trumpeting belch, he staggered over to the bed, eager to feel the rasp of its seventeen thread count, 137% polyester sheets on his bare, flabby skin.
Flopping down onto its grungy, potato-chip-crumb-covered surface, he grabbed Lorraine's left shoulder and flipped her over onto her back.
His stale breath woke her up, like a vicious slap in the face.
"What the fcuk, asshole!?! I just fell asleep!" she declared indignantly.
"Come on!" he retorted. "The welfare office doesn't open for another twenty minutes!"
Okay, fine!" she replied, lifting his numerous stomach rolls and beginning her long, difficult search...
 
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Octavio > Snarkaholic  • 8 days ago 


Do you have a title for this particular masterpiece? :-)
 
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Snarkaholic > Octavio  • 8 days ago 


Well, since it's a horror story, and Lorraine is willing to shag that repulsive creep Harry...I'm calling it "Skankenstein."
 
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Adam King > Snarkaholic  • 9 days ago 


I really, really wish I hadn't read that.
 
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nocadrummer  • 9 days ago 


Then there's the heterosexual Bible Loophole...
  

 
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GC > nocadrummer  • 9 days ago 


"It's the sex that God can't see!"
Then again, if there's an all-knowing god that can't stand it when two men have sex, that fact could be used as "leverage" against him!
NSFW: http://oglaf.com/leverage/ "O god who so despises anal, show yourself or I shall slide my dick into this man." (Make sure to look at the Next Page once you're there.)
 
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Stephen Elliot Phillips  • 9 days ago 


Yet when water and rock have sex its called fracking!
And fracking just aint the same as fucking.
 
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McSwagg > Stephen Elliot Phillips  • 8 days ago 


But both can result in feeling the earth move.
 
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grada3784  • 9 days ago 


When two men attempt the same, the most glorious result possible is an anal discharge of semen mixed with fecal matter.
Just add some lube and, PRESTO!!!, you'll have a Republican politician.
 
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tomfromthenews  • 9 days ago 


"...an anal discharge of semen mixed with fecal matter."
Douche. Learn it, do it.
 
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OSG > tomfromthenews  • 9 days ago 


Eating well helps. ;)
 
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tomfromthenews > billbear1961  • 9 days ago 


"The most glorious result"! Very nice!
 
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tomfromthenews > billbear1961  • 9 days ago 


The historic couple! Who's peeling onions??
 
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billbear1961 > tomfromthenews  • 9 days ago 


:-)
 
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BobSF_94117  • 9 days ago 


I love my wife, my soul mate, the mother of my children, and am
dedicated to our life and our future together, til’ death do us part. She lives on her side of the house; I live on mine.
 
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TallBearNC  • 9 days ago 


1) first off this man doesn't even mention what happens with heterosexual sex with a woman on her period. Chances are it would be a mixture of semen and blood and other particulates discharge during the end of the menstrual cycle
2) MARRIAGE doesn't = procreation!!!! These assholes really need to get the proper equation through their head. Marriage CAN lead to procreation but is not necessary for procreation to happen
Humans have been having children for tens of thousands of years with out the institution of marriage. Before marriage was invented, humans just screwed each other .... And that's actually true to this day. You do not need marriage to make a child – all you need is a man and a woman to screw each other, and there's a chance in a baby will be born ( or a single woman can go to a sperm bank and get fertilized and raise a child on her own ).....Now lets add a little more technology and some surrogacy… With that, two women, or two men can have a child ... (By use of surrogacy, egg donor or sperm donar)....ppl can even adopt children at birth, orphanage, or adopt from foster care
All of the above can happen without marriage at all, or a can happen with marriage – but marriage is not a requirement
3) Take Technology even further and now it is possible for two gay men to have a child that shares both men's DNA equally.. It's in its early stages but it's already been done ...any gay male couple concurrently have this done if they're willing to shell out some big bucks and willing to leave the USA to have it done.. I'm not saying permanently, The long enough to go to a country that performs this procedure along with your surrogate, and return to the United States – your baby is then born and both men are the genetic parents of the child...and in this case there is no biological mother – you have two 'biological father's
(this is by taking out the DNA material in a female egg and replacing it with the genetic material from a male sperm.... The couple can choose an X or Y sperm resulting in a girl or a boy child)...unFortunately this process is not work for two women yet because when they try to put the DNA of an egg into a sperm, it just doesn't work – but they are hopeful it will in the next 1 to 2 decades.
4) Lastly, and this really shouldn't matter at all, not all gay male couples have anal intercourse...that is a really massive stereotype... I'm sure a good number of our community does engage in that, but so do straight ppl..I think I read a pole once that approximately half of every heterosexual relationship involves the male perfirming anal sex on the female, or even the female putting a strap on and penetrating the male (it's funny how they want to put all the "blame" for this type of "act"on our community when they do it just almost as much as we do...(sarcasm on) oh wait.. Since they can have children, naturally, then whatever sexual acts they perform is OK or forgiven..(sarcasm off)
I dated many people throughout my life who did not enjoy the act of male to male intercourse, and while other gay people thought this is a boring sex life, there are quite many other fun things you can do. In fact 75% of the men that I dated did not want to engage in that act, and if they did, I was only after we monogamously committed to each other and were HIV tested regularly... This would be 1989-1996 for me. 1996-2002=husband #1... We didn't even attempt it for the first four years of our relationship, because he wanted nothing to do with it. Once he did try it, he couldn't get enough ... Unfortunately, for me, couldn't get enough meant that he couldn't keep it in his pants, and our relationship ended because he wanted to screw everything in sight – and that was not our agreement.
Be honest, that the reason why probably me and other people in the 90s, that I was aware of, did not engage in anal intercourse was mostly due to the HIV/AIDS scare. After you bury and go to I half dozen to a dozen funerals for friends, and makes a person wonder "is this even worth it" ( since HIV is transmitted 99% of the time during intercourse ). Nowadays, between condoms and PR EP, the chances are much lower of contracting HIV. if prep were avail in the 90s...it would've been far fewer deaths, and people would probably have not been afraid of this act is much. No I didn't live in some isolated hicktown, I lived in San Francisco California (Daly City/Atherton/Portola Valley), New York, and Sacramento California – and Charlotte North Carolina starting in 2006
My current husband and I , of 13 years Have never had " same sex intercourse" ( take that back – we have attempted it twice and decide it is not for us ). He has 0 desire to top and bottom. If have 0 desire to bottom.... So, I'd normally b a top, but that something that is never really been important to me either – it's not something I have to have – and believe me we have a very healthy sex life .. IMO when you have two loving people coming together to "make love", there are no definitions of rules as to what that couple should or should not be doing – as long as they are not breaking the law ( not counting sodomy laws – which is any position outside the hetero missionary position ) or hurting anybody else.", why do ppl fricken care? Why are they so obsessed with any form of homosexual sex – be it between two men or two women?
I alMost want to say, if you're so damn curious, why don't you go out and try it for yourself.. But that would sound just like those straight people that say "oh you just need to sleep with a woman and I will fix everything for you " (never works)

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Steve Teeter > TallBearNC  • 8 days ago 


"Be honest, that the reason why probably me and other people in the 90s,
that I was aware of, did not engage in anal intercourse was mostly due
to the HIV/AIDS scare."
Fairly early on in the AIDS scare my partner and I gave up anal sex. Not because we were afraid; we were totally monogamous. But knowing that this was how guys got the damn bug totally de-eroticized anal sex for me. I couldn't even watch anal sex in porn, as it totally failed to turn me on. And that was it for us, since I was the bottom in our pair. And as you know, if the bottom can't enjoy it, it isn't really going to work.
 
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TallBearNC > Steve Teeter  • 7 days ago 


Yep. I can't watch gay porn anal sex scenes to this day they gross me out I watch kissing, touching , oral...and the finale.
And u r right. As a top, I can't top if the bottom isn't into it. I am pleaser top. I don't want to be serviced (well on some occasions lol..but rare)..I want to please. I care FAR more of my partners enjoy,met than of mine
Since I gave up anal sex, I had to find a way to plead another guy. Ironically I prefer being with another top due to the energy. But what to do to keep him happy: EDGING. I was a master at it by 25. I God like at 45.
Make a guy feel 20X better than topping/bottoming and they won't care. And the finale makes most guys yell, scream and "hit something up to 6 ft away" lol...I've had a few pass out from overload after 30min-60mim of buildup and BEGGING ME (that's where I get pleasure - CONTROL....IM in absolute control what they feel how much and when..the begging has been known me pop just from it. But to see a guy begging...arch his back...yell..and pass out = HOT. most won't care about intercourse
This DOESNT work on power bottoms as they REQUIRE intercourse or something up there. And it won't last on power tops as they like it at first but not the loss of control.
I was afraid but yes I knew how the damn bug was transmitted so I also CHOSE to avoid intercourse. And yes I was dumped many times for my refusal to do it. Plus topping is hard on back and hip muscles lol.
But this story goes way back to 1989...
I was 18. Fell madly in love with Patrick. He was 24 full blown AIDS. T-cell count of 250. He had the same feelings for me. He was the first man I really fell for. But he refused to date me or have ANY sexual contact with me - no matter how safe. He said he could never live with himself , in this life , or the next if he gave it to me...6 months later he died..BUT 30min b4 he died, he asked to talk to me. He made me SWEAR ON HIS DEATHBED/GRAVE;
1) I'd never get hiv
2) always practice safe sex - even if monogamous as 85% of human males cheat at some point.
3) if I could b strong enough to NEVER BOTTOM (pure topping lowers risk but not to true, safe levels)
4) if I could find a was to not have intercourse and teach other gay men alternatives to it
... He was about to finish 5 when he died...
5) I love you...don't...let peer pressure...community..get you...find a man who will .... (He exhaled and gone) I think he meant find a man who will be ok with what I've told you, keep him, marry him for life.
IMAGINE THAT IMPACT ON AN 18 yr old. Lol. It wasn't just fear and knowing how it transmitted. But his words were seared into my brain for life. I'll never forget them, nor his last moments.
Many gay ppl think I'm unrealistic, have a boring sex life, .. They r wrong. Most don't even want to try...but it's not my business to tell ppl what to do. All I can do is tell my story. And they take , if any, what they want and maybe act on it
Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying gay men should stop anal sex! I'm saying BE CAREFUL. if seen "monogamous" could both get it...usually the bottom , verse, or top/verse cheats and gives it to the other. He why I liked dating top only men and showing them ways that feel better than intercourse. At least if they cheated , it'd b topping...less risk,and with no intercourse, extreme low chance I'd get it. But I ended up with a man with interest in neither..and cheating isn't in his nature. But to b safe we have the permission rule. We are mostly monogamous. But if one wants someone so bad, they can ask permission , if the other OKs it,my hey can have fun with limits...and it's always in our house and our bed so the other can always enter if they feel the other is breaking the rules
Guess what? In 13 yrs he only asked once...me...well..about once a year. Only b.c my drive-5X/day. His=1-2X/month. Or he allows me to have an ongoing FWBs..but the friend can't do anyone but me or the FWBs is gone. Gives a friend something and someone safe to do until a love interest comes. Then it ends and we end up closer friends. Rarely, but it happens, the friend falls for me, if me or my husband get a HINT that's starting..it's done. Our rules with others are so strict many won't bother..kissing,,touching ,,jo (and edging) only. NOTHING ELSE. That is about a %0.000000000000000000001 chance of getting hiv..an open cut on a hand would do it..but nothing would happen
That's how we avoid hiv while letting our male human nature out now and then.
13.25 yrs. we must be doing something right. ....100% open communication..no secrets...we use the same passwords, phone lock codes...we can read each other's emails, texts..anything at anythime. Part of our vows. Guess what? We never do. No need. But with that much trust - no resentment build up..
We still argue and fight now and then, but we eventually compromise or one admits they r wrong.
Ironically I make %99.999999999 of our income. 5-20M/year (depending on the price of oil, nat gas, and coal). Mostly oil. But it's 1/2 his..joint bank accounts and I put his name on all the income ownership 2 yrs ago ..so technically it's 50/50. But I Always, from day1, treated him as everything is OURS..not kidding with the income which I inherited Circa 2005...I'm probably one of the most liberal , wealthiest gay man in the USA. And you'd never know it. We live in a 300,000$ house and drive a $35,000 Santa Fe. Tons of $ goes into us having the best pc rigs and gaming consoles $ can buy and we travel a LOT. the rest goes into mutual funds...as this income WILL CEASE by the time I'm 80...or maybe 40 yrs after. As the wells dry up. But with the 2015/16 political bullshit , I'm dumping TONS of $ to stop trump and help Hillary. I did back sanders, but then he got petty , jealous, paranoid (accused DNc of rigging elections so he couldn't win), and making trump like liberal supports who won't vote at all if Hillary wins...ill put 100M$ towards Hillary to get her elected.
And yes, I donate TONS to hiv research and many other LGBT groups. I do NOT cater to what I call " non true transgenders" non binary, no gender, 3rd gender, or make one day/week/or month then cycles of flip flop. U CAN NOT b trans because those identities can not be transitioned into - not possible. I support basic right for everyone. But bathroom right to use the one opposite to your sex, I believe should b for TRUE transgenders and transsexuals Iwho have had full SRS). If a female hadn't even started hormones , she has no business in a make bathroom and vice versa. If they r on hormones, then I support bathroom rights ... That eliminates all these other gender identities. ONE DAY I hope we can help them by having a neutral bathroom WHEREVER a male/female exists.
I'm not saying we found the perfect way or we should b emulated. We found the way FOR US. AND ITS HARD, CONSTANT work..but so worth it in the end.
 
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Steve Teeter > TallBearNC  • 7 days ago 


Quite a story, man. Thank you.
 
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TallBearNC > Steve Teeter  • 6 days ago 


I didn't mean to be so long. it's sort of got away from me
However, I wanted to let other gay people know that they are not freaks for not doing anal intercourse be it Hiv prevention, simple dislike, or other reasons.
I think if they came out with a 100% full for HIV, then my husband would be more receptive to being a bottom, and I would be able to resume topping – but like I said neither are a big priority to either one of us ...
And it's not like I'm massively hung...so that is not why he has a lack of interest. I'm above avg. however thank god I am not versatile and thank god he is not a top or versatile because he is – and I'm talking massive ... I'm 6'5" tall and Hed split me in a half
 
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Raising_Rlyeh  • 9 days ago 


"When two men attempt the same, the most glorious result possible is an anal discharge of semen mixed with fecal matter."
You would think this huge douchebag would know how to clean out an ass.
 
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Richard Rush  • 9 days ago 


So, Doug's demand is that, if a loving devoted relationship between two men happens to occasionally produce "an anal discharge of semen mixed with fecal matter", then their relationship must be denied the legal recognition and benefits that he receives as a homosexual man married to a woman.
And, his talking about people being ". . . incapable of discerning a difference between male and female and the significance of complementarity" is laughable while he's a homosexual man married to a woman. There is far more complementarity in a relationship between two gay men than there can possibly be between a self-loathing homosexual and a heterosexual.
 
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Skokieguy [Larry]  • 9 days ago 


OMG, I could vomit. Not because of the nasty picture you are trying to paint, but because you are such a vile human. So you cheated on your wife, faced no legal repercussions and you want to use the force of law to make others suffer in ways you didn't?
And do tell me what the Oval Office and Supreme Court should do with all those vile and nasty straight people past menopause who continue to have sex. I suppose you want to recriminate oral sex and anal sex among heterosexuals?
There are very few (and by that I mean zero) opponents of LGBT equality that I think could pass a psych evaluation.
 
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RNegron  • 9 days ago 


The rod in that man's butt must have a rod up it's butt.
 
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SoCalGal20  • 8 days ago 


Again with the anal sex lol.
I've always felt that gay hate stems from misogyny. The people that hate gays also hate women, let's be real. All women are good for is making babies. Sex is never for pleasure or bonding. Gay men (because when they talk about hating gays it's typically gay men they're talking about) can fuck with abandon but no babies. The haters are typically obsessed with how gay men have sex. And of course gay men are "weaker" than het men (LOL) and some of them even take the "female" role (my eyes are rolling typing this out) by being the bottom. I've always wondered if these douchebags are aware there are straight guys that love ass play and pegging by their girlfriends/wives. It's all tied up in misogyny. I'm sure somebody can say this better than I can but you get the idea.
 
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McSwagg > SoCalGal20  • 8 days ago 


"It's all tied up in misogyny."
Sounds like there might be a little bondage involved also. LOL
 
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SoCalGal20 > McSwagg  • 8 days ago 


Haha I wouldn't be surprised!
 
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SammySeattle  • 8 days ago 


I feel sorry for his wife.
 
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Tor > SammySeattle  • 8 days ago 


She has to be amazingly stupid or asexual.
 
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Gianni  • 8 days ago 


This man is like a rotting potato. He has an awful smell to him. While your at it, assole , why don't you include the same yuckiness that results from the man blowing his load up his wife's/girlfriend's ass? It's been known to happen. Also, do tell about the sloppy mess that oozes from a woman's canoe after a good banging. I'm positive it will turn on many of your hetero male readers (but definitely not their women). You are such a sicko.
 
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Mark McGovern  • 8 days ago 


He is a vile piece of shit and I pity the wife and children of such a toxic dung heap that would reduce any persons worth to a physical act, gay or straight. Does this so called gay douchebag not know that gay men clean themselves? Glad I never had to fuck the dirty bitch. Pity the wife. Sheesh what a monumental disgrace for a human being.
 
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Leo Tallant  • 8 days ago 


"...an anal discharge of semen mixed with fecal matter..."
OH honey no, that's called Santorum!
 
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James  • 8 days ago 


I read that article. He's mentally ill.
 
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Lumpy Gaga  • 8 days ago 


[Looks around at humanity]
"Yeah, I'll take the fresh Santorum, please. And a decaf."
 
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Eros1405  • 9 days ago 


I love when he said, "but I am well aware of my human frailty and maintain a healthy respect for the power of the flesh and the lure of the world" in other words, look at my wife, look at our children but don't look at my phone where I have 1-800-rentboy on speed dial.
 
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ECarpenter  • 9 days ago 


Good Gay Christians have more faith than this doubting blasphemer; an omnipotent God can make a man butt-pregnant from anal sex any time He wants, so why not see if He's in the mood to do it today?
 
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Gigi  • 9 days ago 


Note to self: Don't ever go to American Thinker again.
 
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Reasonoverhate > Gigi  • 9 days ago 


They should be sued for false advertising!
 
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Craig Howell > Reasonoverhate  • 9 days ago 


American Thinker Is Neither.
 
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Steven Leahy  • 9 days ago 


I don't even know where to start.
What's the most glorious result when Lesbians are involved? Please tell us, Oh Enlightened One.
So - recreational sex among heterosexuals is frowned upon. The only purpose of a sexual encounter is when a birth results. Got it.
 
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GC > Steven Leahy  • 9 days ago 


Pleasure and bonding are EVIL! All that matters are more little sheep to indoctrinate!
 
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Schlukitz  • 9 days ago 


The existence of hypocrites like Doug Mainwaring degrades the human race!
 
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Tom G  • 9 days ago 


Congrats. That makes one of you. And why is he bringing Santorum into the whole dirty mix?
 
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Macbill  • 9 days ago 


And, he takes Viagra: it's hard to stay hard when your heart isn't in it. Making the misses dress as a man doesn't always do it.
 
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Traxley Launderette  • 9 days ago 


Doug: ur doing it wrong.
 
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MikeBx2  • 9 days ago 


The paragraph after the 2000 words of blah blah reads like what someone says to his "wife" when he occasionally comes home with fecal matter on him.
 
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askDominick  • 9 days ago 


This guy had a moment in the spotlight as the gay opponent of marriage equality. Now he's totally irrelevant. That's why he's flaming the gay press with extremist language. #girlbye
 
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abqdan  • 9 days ago 


Self-loathing CAN be cured. He needs to go to reparative therapy ...
 
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Donkey Hotay ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ  • 9 days ago 


Santorum ?
 
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romanhans  • 9 days ago 


So we're judging stuff by how disgusting it looks? God must REALLY hate childbirth, then, because it makes gay sex look like eating cheese.
 
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Jean-Marc in Canada  • 9 days ago 


Just......go......away.
 
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Gerry Fisher  • 9 days ago 


Exactly! With het sex, there's never any blood, pain, wet spots left on the bed, STIs, cramps, quiffing, pearl necklaces, or anal sex. It's all rainbows and unicorns with the hets, because a conception is sometimes possible. Yeah, that's the ticket, quisling!
 
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edrex  • 9 days ago 


has he ever witnessed a woman give birth to one of God's little miracles? let's just say that semen is abt the only body fluid that ISNT present.
 
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GuestStop  • 9 days ago 


Admit it, Doug, you're the one who shits during anal, and it's always an 'accident'.
 
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2patricius2  • 9 days ago 


Doug: "I'm still here! I still hate myself and actual gay people who like themselves! Pay attention to me!"
 
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William  • 9 days ago 


Sometimes sex results in semen spattered in one's beard. It can be a pain to wash out once it has dried, so I've heard.
 
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Reality.Bites > William  • 9 days ago 


That could make a cute little rhyme if beard and heard actually rhymed like the spelling would lead you to believe.
I recently read about how screwed up it is that "tear" and "tier" rhyme, but "tear" and "tear" don't.
 
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RickCabral   • 9 days ago 


Of the infinite variety of affectional expression available, all he ever got was a duck up the ass. What he needed was a good lover to show him what there is. Now it's easy everybody else's fault?
 
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RickCabral  > RickCabral   • 9 days ago 


That's supposed to be dick up the ass.
 
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Joseph Miceli > RickCabral   • 9 days ago 


The other way was funnier!
 
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William > Joseph Miceli  • 9 days ago 


Sheriff Joe will arrest him for that.
 
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bkmn  • 9 days ago 


That's a little too much holier than thou.
 
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Ernest Endevor  • 9 days ago 


I no longer practice homosexuality, and am happily restored to marriage with my wife, Nigel.
See, if you practiced more you'd get better at it.
 
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Ed Burrow  • 9 days ago 


Did anyone follow the link and check out the cartoon he sketched? It's about bathroom breaks...
 
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JT  • 9 days ago 


I wonder how long it's been for this pitiful excuse for a man. He either never had it good, or it's been so long ago that he's confusing it with diarrhea.
 
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Mommie Dammit  • 9 days ago 


http://giphy.com/gifs/disney-t...
 
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ChrisMorley  • 9 days ago 


He's a catholic and has succumbed once again to that LGBT self-loathing they teach. http://www.thepublicdiscourse....
 
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5moreminutes*imtired  • 9 days ago 


Hetero supremacist asshole. Go be repressed somewhere quiet...
 
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B Snow  • 6 days ago 


"When a man and a woman make love, the miracles of conception and birth are possible."
I'm gonna stop you right there, Doug. When my dad remarried, he was 74 and his new wife was 70. I have no idea what they did in bed (and really do not want to know) but the miracles of conception and birth were definitely NOT possible for them. So either you're saying my dad was not a man and/or Jane was not a woman, or you're a moron whose brain does not connect to his mouth. Which is it?
 
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UnionGoon  • 8 days ago 


Ummmmm not to go all TMI here, but some of us straight, married ladies go for anal sex too. How does that work into his logic?
 
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BudClark  • 8 days ago 


I never did much research into coprophilia and coprophiliacs, but aside from the very obvious lack of self-esteem, there must be some FASCINATING short-circuits in that part of the brain ... and/or early childhood experiences of some REALLY tortuous and cruel potty-training.
I remember before my older sister had her first child, our mother took GREAT pains to describe in EXCRUCIATING detail all the horrors of childbirth, which of course the MAN inflicted upon the WOMAN by getting her pregnant in the first place. I was nine years old. I was HORRIFIED!
 
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RickCabral   • 8 days ago 


National Capital Tea Party Patriots- - - - Can you say that without laughing?
 
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DisT  • 8 days ago 


Is his wife an ex-gay lesbian?
What kind of woman would marry a gay man?
 
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NowAnAgnostic > DisT  • 8 days ago 


Do you remember that episode of "Will and Grace" which featured ex-gays? Jack and Karen played ex-gays so Jack could get his supposed ex-gay "friend" into bed. It was hilarious.
 
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Rocco  • 8 days ago  


So you're a reluctant bisexual who used to be a piggy bottom. This is news, why? Clearly this dude's not as het as he claims. A five minute perusal of het porn ( ugh, I know, but somebody's gotta do it) would show the consumer their tribe likes anuuhl as much as we do. Also, the stats for hets who only have secks for reproductive purposes has got to be minuscule. So they are having secks for the same reasons we are. Earth shattering news, I guess. You are foaming at the mouth because you did all that "extra work" to hate yourself for nothing. The powers that be have declared we are equal. Although I'm old, I will likely live long enough to see the Republicant party drop the hate from its platform. We are no longer illegal in this country, nor mentally ill. All you have left, you pathetic creature, is your church, and that has started to go our way as well. I just regret that I won't live long enough to see the majority of Christian churches declare "it" is no longer a sin. Time to sit down, and shut up gramps. If you're still agitated, move to Mississippi.
 
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MattPS  • 8 days ago  


Sounds to me like neither he (nor anyone else) ever got close to finding his G-spot. Hence, bitterness...
 
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Lumpy Gaga  • 8 days ago  


Mainwaring apparently doesn't douche.
Should we call him "Doung" from now on??
 
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Givesgoodemail  • 9 days ago  


Clearly someone who has never had a blowjob.
 
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Octavio > HazumuOsaragi  • 8 days ago  


I'm thinking he's a poor soul who is always asked, "Is it in yet?"
 
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Davester > Givesgoodemail  • 8 days ago  


well, without paying for it
 
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Adam King  • 9 days ago  


Can we still cuddle?
 
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NO MORE GOP!  • 9 days ago  


I'm OK with him having self-loathing (it's justified, but not for the reasons he wallows in it), but I do wish he'd keep it to himself.
 
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Secure  • 9 days ago  


So what time is the orgy? Both straights & gays have them Douglas.
 
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dm10003  • 9 days ago  


DESPERATE TO DEMORALIZE THAT PART OF HIS LIFE.
 
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Kissmagrits  • 9 days ago  


Mainwaring conveniently ignores the historical fact that anal sex was common with women throughout history. It was the primary method of birth control when "pulling out" proved unreliable and what was daddy to do when he got horny?
 
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CB  • 9 days ago  


Just another in the increasing numbers who will say anything to get attention. My hetero friends tell me that they do <gasp> engage in anal sex and that things can get pretty sloppy. This is all part of the false equivalency game that passes for discourse among media whores. Go away, sir, before someone drops some discharge on you.
 
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seanbutnotseen  • 9 days ago  


Obviously Mainwaring likes his sex bareback since his GLORIOUS RESULT is a mix of cum and shit ( HEY - learn to douch first). If he practiced safer sex he'd have called his GLORIOUS RESULT Santorum which we all know is a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter.
 
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olandp > seanbutnotseen  • 9 days ago  


I've always thought the frothy mix of lube, fecal matter, and cum should be called ricksantorum.
 
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Michael  • 8 days ago  


Another bisexual trying to take away the rights of gay people. We could also say that the results of heterosexual intercourse (ignoring when they have anal sex, of course) could by a discharge of menstrual blood and semen; trauma from a rape; deformed children from incest; abortions; starving children due to overpopulation; and sexually transmitted diseases. The important point he leaves out is that someone has to take care of the children these "glorious" heterosexuals pop out and toss aside like old dish rags. That's where we come in.
 
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Reality.Bites > Michael  • 8 days ago  


He's no more bisexual than I am.
Never yet encountered an "ex-gay" with any attraction to women. Someone who likes women and men but doesn't want to be gay just has sex with women and gets on with his life.
 
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Bill_Perdue  • 9 days ago  


This little piggie is so fucked up he could have signed DOMA.
 
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Reality.Bites > Bill_Perdue  • 9 days ago  


Why don't you just admit you want to bone Bill Clinton?
 
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Bill_Perdue > Reality.Bites  • 9 days ago  


The Clintons are bigots, you're a increasingly bizarre self loather who likes this
  

 
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Ogre Magi  • 7 days ago  


They sure seem to think about poo a lot
 
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Don Sylvia  • 7 days ago  


If anything whatsoever demeans your marriage you are already on very shaky ground. Marriage, straight or gay, is sacred and sacred cannot be demeaned by anything.
 
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Frommer_Gast  • 7 days ago  


I like this manly way he shifts his glasses into his hairs ... it looks so ... straight ...!
 
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kaydenpat  • 8 days ago  


Happily reconciled? Doesn't sound like a good thing.
He should be happy with himself and stop worrying about other people's sexuality.
 
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RKitty01  • 8 days ago  


where do they get these assholes?
 
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WIGuy  • 8 days ago  


he just doesn't get it!
 
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OSG  • 9 days ago  


Brainwashed.
 
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BudClark > OSG  • 8 days ago  


Doesn't SOUND like he washes much of ANYTHING!
 
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Brian in Valdosta  • 9 days ago  


I think that Lifetime Channel should make the Wednesday afternoon movie about this man's life, and they should cast Leslie Jordan to play him.
I soooooo want Leslie Jordan to play this man in a film. I can hear it now ...
 
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Lawerence Collins  • 9 days ago  


I guess he never bothered to douche!😱😱😱
Typical GOP thug.
 
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SFBruce  • 9 days ago  


I understand the "significance of complementarity;" I'm also smart enough to know there are many, many ways in which two human beings might complement each other.
 
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Homocon/Ex-Gay Doug Mainwaring Explains Gay Sex
May 21, 2016 Hate Groups, Homocons, Religion

Homocon/ex-gay NOM poster boy Doug Mainwaring writes for The Federalist:

When a man and a woman make love, the miracles of conception and birth are possible. When two men attempt the same, the most glorious result possible is an anal discharge of semen mixed with fecal matter. Yet in our current age, the intellects of those who are our societal elites – from Supreme Court Justices to executives in boardrooms to the President now occupying the Oval Office – are completely unable to detect any important difference between the two. Likewise, they are incapable of discerning a difference between male and female and the significance of complementarity.
(2000 words of blah blah anti-LGBT blah)
While I identify myself as a gay man, I do so in the same way a longtime participant in Alcoholics Anonymous would never fail to introduce himself as an alcoholic. I no longer practice homosexuality, and am happily restored to marriage with my wife, but I am well aware of my human frailty and maintain a healthy respect for the power of the flesh and the lure of the world. I love my wife, my soul mate, the mother of my children, and am dedicated to our life and our future together, til’ death do us part.
RELATED: Among his many attempts to thwart LGBT rights, last year Mainwaring joined an amicus brief against Obergefell which claimed that same-sex marriage “demeans” the marriages of gay men married to women. Seriously.
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Jerry Hinnant  • 10 days ago 


Sounds like a public call to execute Hillary to me. That should be enough to warrant a visit by the FBI.
 
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Bj Lincoln > Jerry Hinnant  • 10 days ago 


One would think.
 
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Eddi Haskell > Jerry Hinnant  • 10 days ago 


The Secret Service pays a call. Hillary gets full protection on two levels -- as a leading presidential candidate and former first lady. And, unlike the FBI, the Secret Service is not warm and cuddly when they pay a visit in these matters. They make the FBI seem like Eagle Scouts.
 
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thesunnysideofthestreet > Eddi Haskell  • 9 days ago 


A neighbor of a friend is tin foil hat crazy and has apparently threatened Obama a number of times. The Secret Service has flown in twice to investigate and my friend tells me they've been very polite and shown a great deal of patience with her.
I don't think Shoe-bat shit crazy will be treated quite so kindly.
 
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bambinoitaliano > Eddi Haskell  • 10 days ago 


Not knowing the gun law in the US. If he behaves like this towards me or my family in the public, do I have Stand Your Ground to protect me if I shoot him?
 
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Eddi Haskell > bambinoitaliano  • 10 days ago 


In Texas, you can try. It depends on whether or not you are a Ted Cruz fan I guess :) In Florida you can't shoot him but you can set your pet gator on him. (seriously isn't this a screwed up state? I live here),
 
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Acronym Jim > Eddi Haskell  • 9 days ago 


The owner of that gator should be grateful he didn't try to dress up his CAT in that costume.
 
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bambinoitaliano > Eddi Haskell  • 10 days ago 


Or Florida :)
 
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Cattleya1 > Eddi Haskell  • 9 days ago 


I read today that we have man-eating Nile crocodiles here in FL... Maybe they could use Ted to help bait and catch them. I am sure his god would protect him.
 
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Eddi Haskell > Cattleya1  • 9 days ago 


Someone let pet Tegu Lizards loose in South Florida, we have a breeding population in Palm Beach County. Some were seen in Lake Worth. They can grow up to 4 feet long and hang out in trees and eat small dogs and cats. This state can be freaky.
  
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Cattleya1 > Eddi Haskell  • 8 days ago 


I am not opposed to letting the tegu lizards have a crack at Ted Shoebat, but I think the crocs would be more effective.
 
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John Smith > bambinoitaliano  • 9 days ago 


i want to pry the eyes out of you, my Christian devil. and shoot you between the sockets.
 
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grada3784 > bambinoitaliano  • 10 days ago 


He can do what he wants. He has an exemption for his sincerely held religious beliefs.
/sarcasm
 
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drbloor > Jerry Hinnant  • 10 days ago 


Sure, but should they be brandishing Glocks or straitjackets when they ring the doorbell?
 
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freshacconci > drbloor  • 10 days ago 


Both, and then let nature takes its course.
 
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Gene > freshacconci  • 10 days ago 


wont someone buy him a lampshade?
oh, and a conscience
 
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Steverino > Gene  • 10 days ago 


He wears it on his head at parties, when he misplaces the tinfoil.
 
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Mark > Gene  • 9 days ago 


probably need to empty the pee bottle also.
 
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Traxley Launderette > Mark  • 9 days ago 


Todd Starnes volunteers as tribute.
 
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Nic Peterson  > Gene  • 10 days ago 


He wouldn't know what to do with a conscience. He needs a clue and my gaydar says a big city trip would yield a life changing experience, but eeewwww.
what's with the Martini shaker next to the shade-free lamp?
 
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Traxley Launderette > Gene  • 9 days ago 


He destroyed the last one. It was trying to control his thoughts with its softly diffused light.
He won't fall for that again.
 
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Sean Taylor > Gene  • 9 days ago 


I think maybe the lamp is part of the preparation for his ECT immediately after finishing the vlog.
 
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IamM > drbloor  • 9 days ago 


Yes. And ring the doorbell with a battering ram and some flash bangs.
 
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MattPS > drbloor  • 9 days ago 


If he can't afford a lampshade, I doubt that he has a doorbell. Or maybe even a door.
 
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Cattleya1 > drbloor  • 9 days ago 


Tranquilizer darts.
 
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Ginger Snap > Jerry Hinnant  • 9 days ago 


Sorry threats to the President or a Presidential hopeful are null and void if they are a democrat, black or a woman. It's the rules of our mentally unstable GOP America now.
 
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Jay Sheckley > Jerry Hinnant  • 9 days ago 


Yep, the FBI AND secret service
 
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Jerry > Jerry Hinnant  • 9 days ago 


"...visit by the FBI"...Yes, it's at his parents house, please go around to the back basement entrance.
 
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Michael Rush > Jerry Hinnant  • 9 days ago 


He's skirted the line between
hate speech ( legal ) and
hate crime ( illegal )
Singling out an individual like that I believe is a crime .
 
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Jay Sheckley > Michael Rush  • 9 days ago 


Inciting violence is illegal everywhere.
 
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Christian1234567 > Jerry Hinnant  • 9 days ago 


Batshit--opps, I mean Shoebat--always calls for executing people. He SHOULD be under close watch, as he makes terroristic threats. How far is it from words to deeds?
 
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kaydenpat > Jerry Hinnant  • 9 days ago 


Hope so.
 
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Adam Schmidt  • 10 days ago 


For people who are supposedly "pro life", they sure do love to rant on about who they want to kill.
 
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perversatile > Adam Schmidt  • 10 days ago 


'eat up with ugly on the inside'
  
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Goodboy > perversatile  • 10 days ago 


Teddy Batshit I wouldn't want to be within 100 ft of. The other I'd love to hang out with.
 
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Schlukitz > Adam Schmidt  • 10 days ago 


I was just having the same exact thought.
 
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bambinoitaliano > Adam Schmidt  • 10 days ago 


The life that does not speak back or possess the ability to think is what they like to protect. After that it's all game for them to used, abused and killed.
 
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NancyP > bambinoitaliano  • 9 days ago 


Exactly. Infantile dreams of total mastery over a person can only be applied to people who cannot talk back or express emotion. It's awfully difficult to find those people outside the the ICU brain-death testing protocol.
 
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Steverino > Adam Schmidt  • 10 days ago 


Pro-life is just another one of those right-wing oxymorons like we were discussing OT on a thread yesterday.
 
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wmforr > Steverino  • 9 days ago 


They are pro-birth. Once it's out of the womb, it's on its own.
 
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Steverino > wmforr  • 9 days ago 


Exactly.
 
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Setsurinvich > Adam Schmidt  • 10 days ago 


you guys keep forgetting about the part were he wants to kill 9 year olds for committing crimes. and its good to see something I found get featured on a site
 
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AtticusP  • 10 days ago 


Ahem...
 
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oikos > AtticusP  • 10 days ago 



  
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HAAAAAAA > oikos  • 10 days ago 


When
 
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oikos > HAAAAAAA  • 10 days ago 



  
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perversatile > oikos  • 10 days ago 



  

 
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Mommie Dammit > perversatile  • 10 days ago 


Eartha is no witch. She's a goddess!
 
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Eddi Haskell > Mommie Dammit  • 10 days ago 


If anyone is a fan of Elizabeth Montgomery (Samantha) in Bewitched, check out this old tv episode from about 1960 in this creepy series called One Step Beyond. She plays this slutty vixen who is the daughter of the Fort Commander in the 1860's in New Mexico is this episode called "The Death Waltz". It is creepy .
  

 
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perversatile > Eddi Haskell  • 10 days ago 


One of my all time favs
  
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Eddi Haskell > oikos  • 10 days ago 


Do people honestly think Jesus looked like this? This guy does not look like a Jewish person from the year 30. I always ask myself this when I see these Aryan depictions of him.l I once heard a spacey new age girl in High School talk about Jesus in class with his "blond hair and blue eyes" (my High School had to be over 98% Christian) and the teacher yelled out at her "He did not look like that! He was JEWISH!" and her mouth dropped.
 
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wmforr > Eddi Haskell  • 9 days ago 


I'm sure that "Jesus was Jewish" is a hoax perpetrated by the Liberal Conspiracy Against Murikins.
 
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oikos > Eddi Haskell  • 10 days ago 


Xtian fundies and repubes think he was white jesus.
 
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Eddi Haskell > oikos  • 9 days ago 


Whatever works Oikos!
  
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oikos > Eddi Haskell  • 9 days ago 


That gif has it all.
 
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Traxley Launderette > oikos  • 9 days ago 


Where's the crying eagle?
 
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HAAAAAAA > oikos  • 10 days ago 


LOL
 
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AtticusP > oikos  • 10 days ago 


Great quote!
But imagining Queen Elizabeth II being throttled by Pat Robertson's intestines is a little offputting, don't you think?
Or maybe it's just me… :-)
 
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Gene > AtticusP  • 10 days ago 


well...strangling her yes....
i could not care less what happens to Pat. Indeed...I SO want him to live to see Clinton..his nightmare of a successful women with an education and a mind, as POTUS
 
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AtticusP > Gene  • 10 days ago 


You're right.
And it could turn out that the best part about Pat Robertson are his intestines--even though most of what he blathers seems to come from there...
 
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Marc > AtticusP  • 10 days ago 


Do slugs have intenstines? Just wondering.
 
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grada3784 > Marc  • 9 days ago 


Shrimp do, so slugs probably do too.
 
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AtticusP > Marc  • 10 days ago 


Pat Robertson is living (so I'm told) proof of that.
Also see Phyllis Schlaffly.
 
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David Walker > Gene  • 10 days ago 


So, Gene...does November 10 work for you? Or do we have to wait until January 21?
 
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oikos > AtticusP  • 10 days ago 


Bart Simpson to Lisa: "If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it."
 
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Michael Smith  • 10 days ago 


"Thou shall not suffer a witch to live"
The Bible also commands you to keep fabrics separate, yet this country has no shortage of Old Navy locations.
 
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IamM > Michael Smith  • 9 days ago 


Isn't "witch" there a mistranslation of poisoner?
 
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grada3784 > IamM  • 9 days ago 


Bill's still alive, so Hillary isn't one of those.
 
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kanehau  • 10 days ago 


Hey Shoebat... I cast the hex of non-revelance on you.
 
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Todd Allis > kanehau  • 10 days ago 


Someone already cast that on him long ago.
 
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Frostbite > Todd Allis  • 10 days ago 


Along with a stupidity charm.
 
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Christopher > kanehau  • 10 days ago 


You have to roll a 17 or above for it to be effective. ;-)
 
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Hue-Man > kanehau  • 10 days ago 


Is that hex in the Book of Relevation?
 
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perversatile > kanehau  • 10 days ago 


-he's already living in his mom's basement.
 
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james_from_cambridge  • 10 days ago 


Hopefully, someday, Shoebat and these other Christians will realize the truth.

  
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Traxley Launderette > james_from_cambridge  • 9 days ago 


I LOVE that sketch.
 
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oikos  • 10 days ago 


Gurl, you crazy.
 
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Jamsie  • 10 days ago 


The radicalized christians seem to be coming out of the woodwork lately. How do we handle these sickos? We certainly can't ignore this growing epidemic of christian religious zealotry.
 
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james_from_cambridge > Jamsie  • 10 days ago 


We need to deal with them quickly and mercifully, then everyone will be happy! We'll live in an age or reason and they'll get the martyrdom they've been craving all their lives.

  
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oikos > james_from_cambridge  • 10 days ago 


The Iron Maiden would be more fun.

  
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james_from_cambridge > oikos  • 10 days ago 


I'm willing to negotiate on this.
 
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bambinoitaliano > james_from_cambridge  • 10 days ago 


I'm sure a national park or two could use this fertilizer. Even a family of wolves could use a feeding once in awhile.
 
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David Walker > Jamsie  • 10 days ago 


There are those xns who keep suggesting that since the Japanese internment camps are still around, that we should be shipped to them. (That's when they aren't calling for our death.) I would like to offer them a bit of their own medicine and ship THEM off to said camps.
 
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HAAAAAAA  • 10 days ago 


Sorry guys I just......

  

 
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Herald > HAAAAAAA  • 10 days ago 


This fits so many of today's posts on JMG!
 It is fantastic, thank you so much!
 
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Bj Lincoln > HAAAAAAA  • 10 days ago 


Love it! Thanks.
 
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bambinoitaliano > HAAAAAAA  • 10 days ago 


Perfect! I will download this for future posting :P JMG certainly offer plenty of opportunity. LOL!
 
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Dobby > HAAAAAAA  • 10 days ago 


What is this from? It's hilarious. And it is perfect for most of the posts here on JMG.
 
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Snarkaholic > Dobby  • 10 days ago 


It's from the Adam Sandler movie Billy Madison.
 
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Dobby > Snarkaholic  • 10 days ago 


Thanks.
 
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Bill T.  • 10 days ago 


You can always tell when Teddy's porn site goes down. He posts something stupid on YouTube.
 
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Michael Smith  • 10 days ago 


Seriously, the feds need to be keeping an eye on this loon if they aren't already.
 
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Ragnar Lothbrok  • 10 days ago 


The dude is whack.
Does he wear a court ordered ankle bracelet per chance ??
 
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lattebud > Ragnar Lothbrok  • 9 days ago 


Hopefully it is chained the leg of his desk!!
 
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IamM > Ragnar Lothbrok  • 9 days ago 


Let's hope so.
 
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Todd  • 10 days ago 


Our biggest problem is which bathroom people use ?
Guys like this are a danger to everyone, not just women.
 
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bkmn  • 10 days ago 


Are they giving him electroshock without anesthesia?
 
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jizabel > bkmn  • 10 days ago 


You could say that, but I think his is self administered. That shade-less lamp looks less than virginal if you ask me.
 
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james_from_cambridge > bkmn  • 10 days ago 


No, but it's not too late!
 
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drbloor > bkmn  • 10 days ago 


If they are, it ain't workin'.
 
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Taylor  • 10 days ago 


Can we all chip in and buy this deranged SOB a lampshade?
 
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Lazycrockett > Taylor  • 10 days ago 


Lampshades are the devils work. They obscure the light of the lord. Heathen.
 
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Roger > Lazycrockett  • 10 days ago 


the same goeth to the evil pow'r company when one doesn´t payeth the bills
 
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bkmn > Taylor  • 10 days ago 


Only if it comes with a matching straitjacket.
 
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BobSF_94117 > Taylor  • 10 days ago 


Two!
 
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Sashineb  • 10 days ago 


And what about the demons that caused JOSH DUGGAR to molest his sisters and to take out an ADULTERY account with the Ashley Madison site??
 
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SammySeattle > Sashineb  • 10 days ago 


He magic-erased that at christian camp.
 
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Piercedchrlz  • 10 days ago 


This here interweb thingy needs an enema......
 
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bkmn  • 10 days ago 


I have an idea who Ben Shapiro has been having circle jerks with.
 
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safari > bkmn  • 10 days ago 


Are you saying Ben does more than praying on his knees?
 
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Lazycrockett  • 10 days ago 


Well I guess if you believe in an god, then witchcraft isn't a stretch.
 
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Bj Lincoln > Lazycrockett  • 10 days ago 


Catholics make the best witches. They believe in a host of supernatural things as catholics.
 
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Mark  • 9 days ago 


he's ate up with the dumbass.
 
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Bill  • 9 days ago 


I'll bet this dude sucks cock like pro.
 
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sfmike64  • 10 days ago 


How is this person allowed out of his Mom's basement? More to the point, why isn't the Secret Service investigating him for making terrorist threats?
 
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Sam_Handwich  • 10 days ago 


where does he live? i'll contact the closest secret service office to him
 
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SammySeattle > Sam_Handwich  • 10 days ago 


I'm sure they have their eye on this nutcase already.
 
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MikeBx2  • 10 days ago 


With all the good he's doing, he still can't afford a lampshade.
 
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Snarkaholic > MikeBx2  • 10 days ago 


His mom (upstairs) gave him some money to buy one...but he spent it on porn instead.
 
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SoCalVet > MikeBx2  • 10 days ago 


God doesn't think he deserves one, obviously
 
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safari  • 10 days ago 


Only some dark skeletons in the closet can make someone that miserable of a sob
 
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Craig C  • 10 days ago 


He really needs the D.
 
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Kissmagrits  • 10 days ago 


Teddy has an unbelievably crushing responsibility as avenging angel for the cruel, arbitrary and, ultimately, irrelevant Hebrew God of Moses.
I feel sorry for Mr. Shazbat because he looks like his head might explode. Do you think a vibrating butt plug would give some relief?
 
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safari > Kissmagrits  • 10 days ago 


I think he needs a manual prostate massage
 
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Capritaur > safari  • 10 days ago 


I think he needs a pedal prostate massage.
 
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Kissmagrits > safari  • 10 days ago 


I agree. But, with a grappling hook.
 
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Capritaur > Kissmagrits  • 10 days ago 


Well, since it cures female hysteria, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
 
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another_steve  • 10 days ago 


It's very simple. A three-step process.
(1) Surgically remove his eyebrows.
(2) Implant them above my eyes (lousy eyebrows, here).
(3) Put the rest of him out with the trash.
 
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SoCalVet > another_steve  • 10 days ago 


at least he has some worth to someone...
 
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james_from_cambridge > another_steve  • 10 days ago 


You should talk to future governor of Alabama Ambrosia Starling for some tips on those eyebrows.
 
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Ernest Endevor  • 10 days ago 


If you have a credit card you are worthy of death because usury. And no, flyer miles won't help when you approach the throne of judgement.
 
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Bad Tom  • 9 days ago 


Still can't find a lampshade, still can't hide the hash pipe.
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Credibility? Wut?
 
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glass  • 9 days ago 


Behind the scenes secrets revealed:
5 minutes before this video was filmed, Ted was wearing the lampshade that belongs on the lamp in the background.
He was wearing nothing but a kilt and lip syncing to Beyonce at full volume.
 
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Falconlights  • 9 days ago 


Nurse! 5150!!
 
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wds  • 10 days ago 


Dipstick Shoebat also needs to remember, there are some extreme Biblical penalties for lying and such [one of which included dropping dead - NT]. And he wants to put me to death as well? I'd like to see what "cherry picked" verse he got that from.
Yes, the picture is x-posted ...
 
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AJD  • 10 days ago 


I sent a tip to the FBI.
 
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Grimes  • 10 days ago 


For all the good social media can do, it really gives the crazies a mode to share their extreme thoughts
 
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Wynter Marie Starr  • 10 days ago 


Since this bag of rotten nuts believes in Leviticus, he needs to be executed as there are some of the laws it is clear he is not following.
 
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Lakeview Bob  • 10 days ago 


JOE MY GOD:
You need to consider creating a comedy link for crazy ass loons. This fucker is insane and must be ignored. I doubt that he has any intelligent followers. So why feature him on your wonderful blog? What I mean is he has no impact on our lives. Youtube is full of crazy people like him.
I apologize but I have lost the ability to find losers like him funny.
 
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Mike C  • 10 days ago 


Buy a lampshade you tacky piece of shit.
 
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lattebud > Mike C  • 9 days ago 


That's because he spent all the money on the ceiling fixture
 
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Mommie Dammit  • 10 days ago 


It was Exodus 22:18, you ignorant twat! Gods!, when a Pagan knows the damned book better than you, you KNOW you're a piece of shit!
Five minutes. That's all I want. Just five minutes alone in a sound-proofed room, with Shoebat and a baseball bat.
 
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Friday > Mommie Dammit  • 10 days ago 


Why use a bat when witchcaft is on the table? What's he going to do, threaten to execute us? :)
 
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Mommie Dammit > Friday  • 9 days ago 


One, The Law of the Trine: Whatsoever ye do, be it good or be it evil, shall be returned unto you three-fold. That's why I will never use the power for harm.
Two, it's the visceral satisfaction of hearing bones crack and watching blood spatter.
 
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Friday > Mommie Dammit  • 9 days ago 


I always say, 'Never do with magic what you wouldn't do with a stick.' I'm sure something craftier than a Louisville Slugger might be more harmonious for all concerned. :)
(Whatsoever ye do *does* include 'with baseball bats,' you know. Craft ethics aren't just for hoobajoo. That said, he has just expressed intention to get a lot of people killed, so metaphysically speaking he's not exactly an invalid target in the subtle planes. )
Simplest way to look at Threefold Return is, whatever you do, goes around, comes around, and *stays* around. That's why these Christian Righties end up gaslighting themselves by the sheer weight of their own *lies.* Now. What's the smart move here, in the going, coming, and *staying?* Bat? Probably not. Whammy spell? Maybe...... Prank? Well, let's consider what we're working with here. This does appear to be a dude who likes to spout hate and 'fear of witches' from a literal or metaphorical basement, apparently with a shotgun nearby. What's the minimally-harmful way to ...prevent him doing further harm. Guy's already kind of ruined a big-production Christofascist video by being in it... now he's trolling. So what to do......
If your intention is *anger and revenge,* well, it's fair to *feel* these things, but it wouldn't make any difference what *means* you used to bring it about if you did, and what you became wouldn't be any more fun regardless of what kind of 'stick.' So think a little. Craft of the *wise* right? See the whole board. Time, consequence, force and form.
We're *not* 'Christians.' Or 'Muslims' ....or whoever Ted Shoebat really thinks he is. We don't *pick up a bat or a gun or a *pen* for that matter and then go wash our hands like it was separate from our karma or something. You know?
(Sorry for the lecture, but while we got people trolling 'All religions and or political parties are the same,' ....this was a case of "OK, I'm putting on the shawl and saying why not." And everyone ought to beware what they become. However 'righteous' something might seem. That's what I say *my* faith says. :) )
 
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Treant  • 10 days ago 


Live, from his Dad's basement!
Um, really, so could we have hard and fast proof that she's a witch? I mean, she has a very nice nose. She doesn't wear the hat, or all black all the time. She doesn't have a cat, to my knowledge, since Socks passed on. Socks wasn't a black cat, either.
 
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JustSayin'  • 10 days ago 


He needes to be 5150'd
 
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Josh447 > JustSayin'  • 10 days ago 


What's that?
 
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m_lp_ql_m > Josh447  • 10 days ago 


"A most excellent Van Halen album!" [[air guitar]]
 
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Josh447 > m_lp_ql_m  • 10 days ago 


Awesome. I'll check it out!
 
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Treant > Josh447  • 10 days ago 


Involuntary commitment for insanity.
 
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Bj Lincoln  • 10 days ago 


I can't click on the video. I can't listen to one more nutjob calling for the death of people for no reason other than what is in his holy book. This is why we need hate speech laws. No one needs to hear this kind of hate. No one needs to record and post this kind of hate. I do wish religious zealotry would be studied and listed as a mental illness. If this isn't, I don't know what is.
 
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DallasJim  • 9 days ago 


He is a closet case. Self hating, self trolling, closet case.
 
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Robertmark Carlson  • 9 days ago 


This b*tch seriously needs a boyfriend ASAP!!
 
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Porkchop  • 9 days ago 


What's going on? We used round these guys up and put them in straight jackets when they made these statements.
 
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John Smith  • 9 days ago 


gas the christians!
 
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Jack  • 9 days ago 


I can't wait for the movie! James Franco will be brilliant as Shoebat and he does gay so well.
 
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TestSubject51  • 9 days ago 


I hope the FBI is watching this delusional and dangerous weirdo.
 
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Gianni  • 9 days ago 


This man is way over the edge. Sad.
 
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Clive Johnson  • 9 days ago 


Hold on to your seats, witches are about to destroy 'Merika!
Call Jesus!
Summon the Holy Spirit, here they come!:
 
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Friday > Clive Johnson  • 9 days ago 


(I think this is another thing the Christianists trying to... Overthrow America, even in their 'prayers...' flip the narrative about like they do everything*else.* Gods, their backers funded like an eight part video set (Same company as did 'Light Wins' with Shoebat and Huckabee, if I'm not misremembering) ....which basically said that all environmentalism is a Pagan conspiracy to ....thwart their Jesus by ....not destroying the planet. (For their Devil somehow.)
 
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Clive Johnson > Friday  • 9 days ago 


I'm not sure if I recall the specific video you have in mind, even though I consider myself somewhat of an observer of the religious right. I'm certainly familiar with that kind of craziness though from other media I've seen. It's a topsy-turvy world they live in.
 
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Friday > Clive Johnson  • 8 days ago 


Think they called it something about a 'Green Dragon.' Pretty viciously anti-Pagan stuff ....to then claim all environmentalists are therefore pawns of Pagans *and* the Christian Devil.
 
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William  • 9 days ago 


Out of the way Ted, the man's here to fix the water heater.
 
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wmforr  • 9 days ago 


They always forget about the death penalty for adulterers and brides without hymens. Also disobedient children. If you want the death penalty, let's have it for everyone, including Gingrich and Trump.
 
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JT  • 9 days ago 


This nutjob needs psychiatric observation. Or maybe the adult version of this.
  
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Friday > JT  • 9 days ago 


And they wonder why so many people leave Christianity with a 'So Long, and thanks for all the fetishes.' Gods, that poor kid's gonna end up either in therapy or state Congress.
 
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Ginger Snap  • 9 days ago 


Okay, we need to pool our money and find a nice escort who is willing to hate fuck this boy so he can get on with his life. Yes I know it will be expensive but I think it would be best for humanity.
 
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Stormfinder > Ginger Snap  • 9 days ago 


Barf
 
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Ginger Snap > Stormfinder  • 9 days ago 


Exactly that's why it's going to cost so much.
 
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RLK2  • 9 days ago 


Sounds like a death threat against a previous senator and First Lady and presidential candidate. Time for some FBI intervention for this loser.
 
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BartmanLA  • 9 days ago 


He is the classic example of a troll, A. Theodore Shoebat isn't his real name it's Anthony Puccetti, B The setting where he makes his videos is staged. C. His rants are scripted and contrived by others. D While he might have some "religion" he's being used to promote a rabid Anti Gay agenda simply to generate more "clicks" and comments to stir up the right.
 
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dcurlee  • 9 days ago 


Wouldn't surprise me if he gets plowed in dark alleys
 
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camel54  • 9 days ago 


All the lunatics out today. Fatty Davis talking utter nonsense on Kristianist teevee, then another enlightening sermon from the Shoebat soundproof basement. All we need now is the lovely Ms. J. Porter to kick off the weekend with some crazed paranoid ravings and we'll have the whole set.
 
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ElJiffy  • 10 days ago 


Every time Shoebat drops a new video, I'm reminded of Nightcharm's 'Lurid Digs'. In this installment we have what appears to be a martini shaker and a lamp without a shade. The former is entirely acceptable but the latter is an offense worthy of a fatwa from the gay Illuminati. Luckily for little Ted, his apostate father never lets him out of the basement...
 
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Elsewhere1010  • 10 days ago 


Shoebat = Batshit.
Come on, I can't be the first to think that, can I? It must be in the comments preceding mine, it's just too easy.
 
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Sean  • 10 days ago 


Says the hypochristian terrorist who shaves (Lev 19:27), is wearing synthetic/mixed fibers (Lev 19:19. and wears glasses (Lev 21:20).
 
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Blake J Butler  • 10 days ago 


He must be a nutty fucker in the sack.
Oh also for saying that a presidential candidate should be executed, someone should receive a visit from the FBI. he sounds more all talk and no substance to me, but they should still be taken a look at, even if they are calling to execute a presidential candidate over witchcraft, which the subject will change again, like Benghazi, but like I said should still be investigated for a actual threat.
 
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nipper  • 10 days ago 


Does his Mommy know about this?
 
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Josh447  • 10 days ago 


Kinda shoots a big hole in the religious "love the sinner hate the sin" psychosis. But with a name like Shoebat, and his highly probable frustration with loving gay porn, his lack of self love seems to have gotten the better of him.
 
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G Thomas  • 10 days ago 


I just don't have time for the hate today.
 
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grada3784  • 10 days ago 


Is there a Biblical death penalty for cheesy facial hair like Ted's? There seems to be one for just about everything else.
 
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SFBruce  • 10 days ago 


Even Roy Moore would be too liberal for this nut job.
 
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bambinoitaliano  • 10 days ago 


There should be a category on JMG under violent mentally ill loud mouth burper.
 
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SammySeattle  • 10 days ago 


Isn't she just adorable.
 
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Kelly Lape  • 10 days ago 


"Christians" who cite the old testament don't understand their own religion.
Ignorance of course should not be tolerated in a modern society. We however, are more humane than the ignorant worshippers of mythical sky gods. This man is clearly insane and an obvious danger to society. He needs help, help with 24 hour monitoring, I'll leave it the experts as to his need for a straight jacket.
 
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DumbHairyApe > Kelly Lape  • 10 days ago 


God is going to be PISSED off at him when he asks him "Why the fuck did you try to moot and nullify what I crucified and killed my son for by adhering and trying to force others to live by the laws that his death and resurrection was to make obsolete?!?!?!?!"
They REALLY don't understand their own religion. Next time someone brings up Leviticus to me, I think I'll ask them "Oh, so you're proposing to undo the death and sacrafice of your Lord and Savior and replace it with adherence to Judaic laws instead?"
 
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SammySeattle > Kelly Lape  • 10 days ago 


He only cites the old testament when absolutely convenient. It's a crucial tenet of the faith to say and do whatever is convenient to their own agenda.
 
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Josh447  • 10 days ago 


Ah, he got the cute pill AND the demon pill. Wow how he must suffer.
 
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delk  • 10 days ago 


Saying shit like that is only newsworthy if it's Trump's butler saying it.
 
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Gest2016  • 10 days ago 


There are humans and there are viruses. Shoebat is the latter.
 
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MikeBx2  • 10 days ago 


Up the dosage. It ain't working.
 
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Thorn Spike  • 10 days ago 


Are you sure, Bats**t? Because maybe she could get rid of that demon rattling around inside your head.
 
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Chris Lion  • 6 days ago 


Please... that whiny bitch needs to be executed over that pube 'stache he's sporting. Honestly, where do these people get off pushing that Leviticus shit around? Go have a bacon-wrapped shrimp and tell me that isn't God's love in three bites. Leviticus was a nutbag.
 
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Michael Bell  • 8 days ago 


This guy needs to really read the Bible and understand that he is passing judgement upon others... The last time I checked, Scripture says "Judge Not, Lest Ye Be Judged".. This means No One is to Judge Another, For It Is A Sin, And, If I remember correctly, "No One Sin Is Greater Than Another"... So, With this said, This guy has committed a sin, and he shall be considered just the same as a Murderer, Adulterer, Rapist, Homosexual, Etc... Being a Homosexual Pagan Myself, I shall see you in Hell Ted Shoebat, I will be your "Friendly Bartender", But I'm not going to promise your drink will be cold...
 
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Kelly Basden  • 9 days ago 


Oatmeal for brains.
 
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Peter Cat  • 9 days ago 


Hillary Clinton ? Witchcraft ?
  
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Derek Williams  • 9 days ago 


Leviticus also commands death to children who are rude or disobedient to their parents.
 
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Mike Mitchell  • 9 days ago 


You truly are an idiot.
 
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Gordon.  • 9 days ago  


If Hillary was really a witch, she'd turn you into a toad...
 
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DaveMiller135  • 9 days ago  


For a minute, I thought he was clutching his Oscar.
 
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JCF  • 9 days ago  


Paging the Secret Service!!!!
 
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Dean Cameron  • 9 days ago  


I understand Sacha Baron Cohen is going to play him in the movie...
 
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Octoberfurst  • 9 days ago  


Shoebat needs some serious mental health counseling. Of course having Walid Shoebat for a father would cause anyone to be fucking crazy.
 
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Friday > Octoberfurst  • 9 days ago  


I figure they're Muslim radicals trying to destroy Christianity with their hate and wondering why they're repeatedly proved redundant. :) (Or just proving it's all the same to minorities and women even if they stick a cross on it.)
 
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Derek in DC  • 9 days ago  


Hoping that Shoebat is like the typical gutless ranter and isn't quite insane enough to go out and do any actual violence.
Just stay at your keyboard, Ted. God is your IT guy.
 
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JR  • 9 days ago  


Shoebat, pause your rant and fix your damned lampshade. You look like a hoosier.
 
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Why does YouTube give these dangerous people a platform to foment violence against specific people and groups?
 
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Keep it up kid. Push a little further. Just a little further. Have some more rope.
 
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Pro-life except when someone goes against the bible... because, Jeebus was all about killing people.
 
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What's ironic is that he seems to have converted from Islam because his version of Christianity is more brutal than Sharia law.
 
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Gabe Davis  • 10 days ago  


Somebody please put a fucking bullet into the 2 cells that compose his brain.
 
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Oopsie, there's that pesky "false witness" clause rearing its head....
 
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I was just wondering where good ole Teddy has been, from the looks of it, still in the basement.
 
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I wonder how much 'destruction' down there he believes was clearly 'caused by witchcraft, and apparently, gay people.' :)
 
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Derrick Johns  • 10 days ago  


I think that Mister Shoebat really wants to get fvcked in his butt. He probably doesn't know how to properly clean his booty out for such a procedure. Well, I'm not going to help him. Let him be a messy bitch.
 
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I know it is sad and self-hating and all that but the day he finally comes out and is looking for someone to hump - I want to be there ..
 
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Witchcraft???? ROFLMAO
 
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JOE! More faux Christian bile from this shit stain? Stop giving this walking jizz-smear attention. STOP IT. Ignore him already. There are more important things happening in the world that I would rather read about.
 
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She turned him into a newt.
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No thanks to Ronald Reagan.
Speaking of that devil, is there really that much daylight between this Shoebat loon and somebody like John Hinckley, Jr.? Had the technology existed at the time, I have no doubt Hinckley would have posted looney YouTube videos, himself.
 
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Why continue to give this guy even a crumb of attention - which is exactly what he wants. Total bat shit crazy and a waste of web space. Let him rot alone in his basement. Anonymous should sneak into his computer and turn it to toast. There's some witchcraft for ya, Shitbat.
 
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“We need judges who uphold the death penalty for evildoers,” he said. “We need judges who would uphold the death penalty for those, not just murderers, obviously murderers deserve death, I think most people would agree with that. But you also have other people who deserve the death penalty, not necessarily murderers; people who are involved in witchcraft, who promote witchcraft. Witchcraft is very, very dangerous, very demonic and look how much destruction it has caused in the United States.
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Homocon/ex-gay NOM poster boy Doug Mainwaring writes for The Federalist: When a man and a woman make love, the miracles of conception and birth are possible. When two men attempt the same, the most glorious result possible is an anal discharge of semen mixed with fecal matter. Yet in our current age, the intellects of those who are our societal ...
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Major update below! Via press release: Yesterday the Oklahoma Senate passed a bill 33-12 that would allow for the revocation of medical licenses for doctors who perform abortions on demand. The measure has an exception to save the life of the mother. SB 1552, which previously passed in the House 59-9, now heads to Governor Mary Fallin for consideration. SB ...
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Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Shoebat blasted (Oklahoma Gov. Mary) Fallin as a “witch” for vetoing this piece of legislation, insisting that the three-year prison term the law would have carried “is not really a big deal” and, in fact, does not go far enough. It makes no sense to punish only doctors for performing abortions, Shoebat declared, ...
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Sanctity Of Marriage Alabama and World Net Daily predicted that “thousands” would rally for Roy Moore yesterday. Not quite. Via Al.com: Supporters of suspended Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore called for his reinstatement today at a rally at the state judicial building in Montgomery. Speakers led prayers and urged those at the rally to sign an online petition ...
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Janet Porter Promotes Coming Target Protests [VIDEO]
May 21, 2016 167 Comments

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Failed politician, failed social media entrepreneur, and hate group leader Janet Porter has issued a video to promote her call for nationwide protests at Target on June 4th. Clip recap: Just four days before Target’s shareholder’s meeting, “Don’t Target Our Daughters Day” is Saturday, June 4th. THIS is the moment to stand together–outside a Target near you with signs warning ...
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Target Staffer Confronts Anti-LGBT Protester [VIDEO]
May 29, 2016 416 Comments

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Tony Perkins: President Obama’s “Transgender Agenda” Is One The Biggest Miscalculations Of His Tenure
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ALABAMA: Liberty Counsel Sues State Judicial Ethics Commission For Suspending Chief Justice Roy Moore
May 27, 2016 138 Comments

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Via press release from the Liberty Counsel: Today Liberty Counsel filed a federal lawsuit against the Alabama Judicial Inquiry Commission (JIC) raising constitutional challenges to the charges against Chief Justice Roy Moore and the automatic removal provision of the Alabama Constitution. Liberty Counsel is also asking the court to immediately reinstate the Chief Justice. The JIC previously filed a complaint ...
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Anne Graham Lotz: America Is In The Last Downward Spiral Before Being Destroyed By God [VIDEO]
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“In our schools, we teach evolution as fact and Creationism, if it’s mentioned, it’s sort of a fringe theory. I believe America is in the last stage of this downward spiral into the abyss of God’s judgment. God is backing away from America. He has said again and again and again, ‘If you forsake me, I will forsake you. If ...
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FRANCE: Homophobic Catholic Priest Accused Of Having Sex With Young Men Who Sought Ex-Gay Torture
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Religion News Service reports: For years, seminaries and monasteries around France sent students and novices to Monsignor Tony Anatrella, a prominent French priest and therapist who has written disparagingly of gays, if their superiors decided the young men were struggling with homosexuality. Now Anatrella, who argues that gay men cannot be ordained as priests, is facing mounting allegations that he ...
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This is what an ally looks like. From Talking Points Memo: During a House Judiciary Committee hearing Wednesday, Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D-CA) railed against a witness who testified against the Obama administration’s recent guidance for schools on how to accommodate transgender students. Lofgren read aloud part of the testimony from Gail Heriot, a member of the United States Commission on ...
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Brian Tashman recaps Sandy Rios’ latest radio rant for Right Wing Watch: “What a hypocrite Obama and his evil cronies are at the Department of Education and Justice that they would take lunch money from children,” she said, before alleging that the number of transgender people in the population has been significantly exaggerated. Rios claimed that the push for transgender ...
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BREAKING: Eleven State Coalition Led By Texas Sues Obama Administration Over Transgender Guidelines
May 25, 2016 247 Comments

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Dominic Holden reports at Buzzfeed: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton and officials in 10 other states on Wednesday filed a lawsuit in federal court resisting the Obama administration’s guidance that instructs schools to let transgender students use bathrooms that correspond with their gender identity. Among the defendants in the case, filed in federal district court in Northern Texas, are the ...
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