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Michael Rush  • 4 hours ago 




... Meanwhile , enjoy this short three stooges clip ...

  
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Michael Smith > Michael Rush  • 3 hours ago 




Cruz's campaign in one GIF.
 
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Gene > Michael Smith  • 3 hours ago 




not quite...daddy was not speaking in tongues or vocally attacking GLBT people....but, otherwise, yes
 
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Jon > Michael Smith  • 2 hours ago 





  
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Robincho > Michael Smith  • 2 hours ago 




The giffaws for this one are darn near deafening...
 
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Drew2U > Michael Smith  • an hour ago 




..There's always one person who doesnt know how to threeway properly.
 
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Nic Peterson  > Michael Smith  • 29 minutes ago 




And God said unto Glenn Beck, 'No, Bitch.'
 
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zhera > Michael Rush  • 3 hours ago 




I have never seen anyone so awkward at hugging. Other videos show the same. It makes my skin crawl!
 
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Stogiebear > zhera  • 2 hours ago 




Fucking? He probably just jacked off and slung the semen across the room at her.
 
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Cuberly > Stogiebear  • 2 hours ago 




Incoming!
Heidi hates playing "bombing run".
 
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David Walker > Stogiebear  • 2 hours ago 




So you're saying they'll be expecting their 3rd child soon?
 
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Robincho > zhera  • 2 hours ago 




His kissing attempts are no better. I guess we should be glad there aren't any gifs of him fucking, or trying to...
 
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Bj Lincoln > Robincho  • 2 hours ago 




I imagine watching my 2 virgin cats go at it is less awkward and much more fun to watch.
 
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SFHarry > Robincho  • 30 minutes ago 




I feel sorry for the woman who looks like him who was going to have a great porn career if he stayed in the race. Does that count?
 
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HAAAAAAA > Robincho  • 2 hours ago 




Just wait
 
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Jeffrey > Michael Rush  • 3 hours ago 




He's so goddamned awkward. Here is the insane gif of he and Fiorina trying to hold hands. It looks more like crabs wrestling than hand holding. Such warm and lovely people http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...
 
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BobSF_94117 > Jeffrey  • 3 hours ago 




I wish we had some way of knowing what was going through their heads.
"OMG, Ted! I knew it!!!"
"Victory wave, you silly cow!!"
 
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Bj Lincoln > Jeffrey  • 2 hours ago 




That is funny! Kind of sick and very awkward but funny.
 
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Chucktech > Jeffrey  • 3 hours ago 




LOL!
 
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Mark > Jeffrey  • 5 minutes ago 




Looks like he tried to get on top - and she said no way!
 
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David Walker > Jeffrey  • 2 hours ago 




You look like you're too young to remember the beginnings of "Saturday Night Live" and Chevy Chase's impression of Gerald Ford. I wonder what his take on Crud would have been.
 
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Todd20036 > Michael Rush  • 3 hours ago 




There's a reason Mrs. Cruz was utterly repulsed at the idea of hugging him in public
 
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Reality.Bites > Todd20036  • 3 hours ago 




Namely that she's done it in private and knows what it's like.
 
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Bryan > Michael Rush  • 3 hours ago 




Nyuck-nyuck-nyuck.
 
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Chucktech > Bryan  • 3 hours ago 




He's just a victim of coicumstnaces!
 
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shellback > Bryan  • 3 hours ago 




Spread out.
 
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Bryan > shellback  • 3 hours ago 




Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.
 
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motordog > Michael Rush  • 3 hours ago 




I'd think I'd rather take an elbow in the eye than hug that man as well.
 
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Bob Conti > motordog  • 3 hours ago 




So would Heidi.
 
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clay > Bob Conti  • 2 hours ago 




But Rafi was holding her tight so she couldn't escape his spawn.
 
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Cuberly > clay  • an hour ago 




That creepy look on the old man's face too....ewww.
 
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Henri205 > Michael Rush  • 3 hours ago 




I watched that last night and had to replay it several times. Too funny.
 
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teeveedub > Michael Rush  • 3 hours ago 




I abhor violence but I love this clip. I may need to speak with a therapist about this conflict.
 
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The_Wretched > Michael Rush  • 3 hours ago 




Close your eyes and cringe honey, it'll be over soon.
 
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shellback > Michael Rush  • 3 hours ago 




That is hysterical. I'd love it even more if Three Stooges foley could be added.
 
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Chucktech > shellback  • 3 hours ago 




>bonk< >slap< >biddle-dink<
 
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Stogiebear > Michael Rush  • 2 hours ago 




Perfect illustration to go with his concussion speech last night.
Damn, woman! Once with the fist and a second time with the elbow in less than once second.
 
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clay > Stogiebear  • 2 hours ago 




You need to watch it again-- there is a third contact to the head, as well.
 
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Bj Lincoln > clay  • 2 hours ago 




I didn't notice the back hand/fist the to right temple until you pointed it out. Thanks Clay.
 
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David Walker > Bj Lincoln  • 2 hours ago 




That's why god gave us instant replay, Bj.
 
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Stogiebear > clay  • an hour ago 




Alas, that joy will have to wait until I get home from teaching. I wonder where else she has bruising -- seriously.
 
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Jeffg166 > Michael Rush  • 2 hours ago 




Most likely not the first time he slugged her.
 
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Wynter Marie Starr  • 3 hours ago 




I guess being able to be openly racist is even more important than being openly religious.
 
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freshacconci > Wynter Marie Starr  • 3 hours ago 




But if you can be both, bonus!
 
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clay > Wynter Marie Starr  • 2 hours ago 




Their nationalism is greater than their christianism.
 
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Octavio  • 3 hours ago 




Just woke up. Looking at my first cup of coffee (mmmmm . . . coooffffffeeeeee) and it's going to be a good day. The first thing on my morning news feed was a video clip of Cruz hitting his wife in her face. He's turning on a pedestal to hug his uber pater, Rafael, and ends up slugging his wife -- twice. Gotta love that. Maybe Glenn Beck can get an affection slug on the chin if/when he meets up with Cruz.
And now, Peggy Noonan is doing her best white is black and black is white Republican apologist back tracking. Hah! Peggy Noonan.
:-)
 
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Mark > Octavio  • 3 minutes ago  




Maybe Glen can Cruz to beat him about his face with that stubby little peenie.
 
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Joe in PA > Octavio  • 3 hours ago 




Poor, dear Peggy. I saw her this past Sunday...already preparing for a HRC presidency. Teeheehee. She was dismissing Hillary's win as nothing but women voters voting for Hillary because of the vagina.
Retire already Peg.
 
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Octavio > Joe in PA  • 2 hours ago 




I've always found her immensely tiring. Her flash of fame in history is definitely over. Too bad she's not a horse. If she were, we could have her put down. :-)
 
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Jerry > Joe in PA  • an hour ago 




It was that sort of Noonan-think that brought on the Palin disaster...Hillary lost the primary to Obama and, therefore, if McCain would pick a female VP--ANY FEMALE--all the vagina-having people would then vote for him.
 
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Ernest Endevor > Octavio  • 3 hours ago 




Regarding coffee: I have one word for you - Brazilian Peaberry.
 
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Octavio > Ernest Endevor  • 2 hours ago 




There are coffee growers in Antigua, Guatemala, who grow arabica varietals that produce a single bean instead of a cluster on the end of branches. I believe this is similar to the Brazilian Peaberry. They also make a mighty tasty jam/marmalade from the coffee cherry fruit. Something I don't understand more coffee growers don't do. I've spent a good amount of time picking fresh red coffee cherries in Antigua (magical place) and their single bean stuff costs about a bajillion dollars per bag. But it's also very good. I can imagine the Brazilian Peaberry is equally expensive and good. Where do I buy it?
 
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Bj Lincoln > Octavio  • 2 hours ago 




I love coffee and the jam sounds delicious.
 
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Octavio > Bj Lincoln  • an hour ago 




Seriously, if you've ever been around coffee trees/bushes the ripe beans have a delicious sweet red flesh. It's thin, but easily harvested just by pinching the fruit between thumb and forefinger pushing out the bean. They go through big operation to remove the skins as it is. The jam available in Antigua is very sweet, but good on toast. :-)
 
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Ernest Endevor > Octavio  • 40 minutes ago 




I want everything you just mentioned. I get Peaberry - when I can - at a very good local market. It's $13.99 a pound. I'm sure it can be bought online. Never heard of such a jam. If you're interested in coffee you might enjoy Out of Africa by Karen Blixen - if you haven't read it. She writes at length about the growing of coffee and is fascinating as she watches the plantation fail.
 
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greenmanTN > Octavio  • an hour ago 




Peggy Noonan. *shudder* I hate it when she gets that quiet, insistent voice that lets you know she thinks she's being oh so thoughtful and "deep." That's when you know the bullshit is going to start coming fast and furious even if you DO have to strain to hear it.
 
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Prion  • 3 hours ago 




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Jeffrey > Prion  • 3 hours ago 




Surprising that her immense popularity didn't serve him better in Indiana.
 
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Robincho > Jeffrey  • 2 hours ago 




Snarkitude, thy name is Jeffrey...
 
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Ben in Oakland > Prion  • 3 hours ago 




Which one is which
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clay > Ben in Oakland  • 2 hours ago 




witch?
 
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Ben in Oakland > clay  • 2 hours ago 




Which old witch? The wicked witch is dead.
 
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Prion  • 3 hours ago 




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Prion  • 3 hours ago 




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Todd20036 > Prion  • 3 hours ago 




Cruz' wife should be there too
 
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AtticusP  • 3 hours ago 




Glenn Beck: Living proof that even a Supreme Being fucks up sometimes.
 
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Michael White > AtticusP  • 3 hours ago 




I like to think jeebus is fucking them up , for screwing up his gig with their bullshit "theology"
 
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Rex  • 3 hours ago 




Shouldn't he be headed to his "end days" bomb shelter with his 10 pound bucket of Jim Bakker slop? Maybe if these guys would shut up for a minute they might actually hear what god is saying to them. Something like "don't be a dick."
 
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teeveedub > Rex  • 3 hours ago 




Isn't that Jim Bakker's slop that's all over his face in this pic?
 
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Jerry > teeveedub  • an hour ago 




No...it appears that he's now practicing putting on Trump makeup. You know he'll now support whoever the GOP puts on the ticket.
 
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clay > teeveedub  • 2 hours ago 




I thought he'd just forgotten to shave after last night's debacle.
 
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Fyva Prold > Rex  • 2 hours ago 




or "go suck one"
 
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douglas  • 3 hours ago 




I love the fist and then elbow to the face of his long suffering wife.
 
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edrex > douglas  • 3 hours ago 




if she had only responded in kind....
 
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JaniceInToronto > douglas  • 3 hours ago 




No sympathy for wifey. She married him voluntarily.
She deserves an elbow to the head just for marrying the jerk.
 
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Todd20036 > JaniceInToronto  • 3 hours ago 




She was SO hoping to be FLOTUS. Wonder how long the relationship will last now. It's not like she remotely cares about him
 
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JaniceInToronto > Todd20036  • 3 hours ago 




Just the thought of that woman spreading her legs for Ted is vomit-inducing. What in hell could she have been thinking?
 
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Librarykid > Todd20036  • 3 hours ago 




Now the most she can hope for is to be FLATUS. Speaking of which, what blew up all over Glenn?
 
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Mike__in_Houston > Librarykid  • 3 hours ago 




Maybe he was shoving it in too quickly after breaking his fast.
 
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Jeffrey > douglas  • 3 hours ago 




He loves his Daddy more than his wife. Don't we all, though.
 
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JaniceInToronto > Jeffrey  • 3 hours ago 




Well, no. We don't. Cruz does though.
 
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another_steve  • 3 hours ago 




God failed Glenn Beck's mother.
She was expecting to give birth to a human being.
 
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Gustav2  • 3 hours ago 




"So, for now, we’re in the minority."
You have always been, but now no one is listening.
 
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Steven Leahy  • 3 hours ago 




Well Carly, glad you enjoyed your week or so of fantasy in being a VP.
 
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Octavio > Steven Leahy  • 3 hours ago 




Julia Louis Dreyfus would still be a better VP. And MUCH better POTUS than Der Trumpster. :-)
 
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JaniceInToronto > Octavio  • 3 hours ago 




A dead, beached whale would be a better VP, and would smell better.
 
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Chucktech > Steven Leahy  • 2 hours ago 




Probably twisted her ankle during that last, brief 15 minutes.
 
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edrex  • 3 hours ago 




"eli eli lama
 sabachthani?"
 
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Stogiebear > edrex  • 2 hours ago 




Once more, this time with passion.
 
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chicago dyke  • 3 hours ago 




i hear you can feed a family with a bucket of macaroni and cheese for like, a whole week! and, the best part is, if you call the religious channel right now, it'll only cost you $250! what a bargain.
 
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Ragnar Lothbrok  • 3 hours ago 




Yep, god failed him; in more ways than one.
 
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GuestStop  • 3 hours ago 




So, Glenn went full Glenn Beck on Trump in retaliation for Arizona, and it didn't pan out.

  
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Yixing's Fluffer  • 3 hours ago 




Everyone is going to shit all over Reince Priebus when this is over - Beck, Erickson, Fox News hosts, Cruz, Rubio, etc. That'll be the one thing that unites them all.
But a thought occurred to me - what if they can't find someone to replace him? That once they've hurled him under the bus, they'll have to drag ol' Priebs out, duct tape him back together, and make him the face of the condemned building?
 
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TCinBerkeley > Yixing's Fluffer  • 3 hours ago 




I am betting that Michael Steele is not regretting having gotten the boot now. To be the master of ceremonies at this shitshow sounds like no fun at all.
 
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clay > TCinBerkeley  • 2 hours ago 




Steele hasn't regretted it at any time in the last 16 months.
 
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David Walker  • 2 hours ago 




"As long as we stand up for our principles and our rights — for each other — we will continue to win." I assume that "for each other" excludes LGBTQs.
"Each of us...must still be honorable." Like you guys ever were.
 
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Richard  • 2 hours ago 




Looks
like God gave Beck the finger, doesn't it? Between Trump and Cruz,
it was Cruz that scared me the most, so I was happy to see Cruz fail in
Indiana. Now it is time to rally around the Democratic nominee (Hillary)
and come out in overwhelming numbers in November and defeat the Fascist Trump.
 
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Bj Lincoln > Richard  • 2 hours ago 




Nailed it! We MUST get everyone to vote.
 
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joe ho  • 3 hours ago 




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Marti386  • 3 hours ago 




Sorry, Glenn. God isn't allowed to vote in our elections.
 
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Marti386  • 3 hours ago 




"Cruz, according to Beck, was “anointed” by God and “raised for these times.”
I guess being "anointed by God" doesn't carry the endorsement it once did. :P
 
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Fred > Marti386  • an hour ago 




These guys never seem to think these things through. So is one, or more, of the following is true:
1. Cruz lost so God likes Trump more
2. There is no God.
3. Beck is not communicating God's intentions
4. Beck is lying about his God connections
5. God lied to Beck
6. God does not care about any of this
What is not true is that all powerful God that talks to Beck anointed Rafael Cruz, that definitely did not happen.
 
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Tor > Marti386  • 2 hours ago 




It only causes unctuousness.
 
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UiscePreston  • 3 hours ago 




When asked for a comment at his vacation home in the Key West, this God said, "Don't look at me. I don't exist."
 
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Steve  • 3 hours ago 




Glenn Beck is a Mormon. How would he know what 'real christians' do?
 
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Alan43  • 3 hours ago 




No Glenn, Christians are not in the minority
It's conservative Christian ideals that are in the minority. At least more so than in the past. Not sure if they ever represented the majority
 
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Michael Smith  • 3 hours ago 




It would be smart to remove all sharp objects from whatever room Beck is in right now.
 
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douglas > Michael Smith  • 3 hours ago 




Someone hand him a chainsaw STAT.
 
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Tor  • 2 hours ago 




I was wondering how he would walk that one back. Don't these idiots realize that when they declare things like "God's anointed," or "Chosen by God," there might be some problems down the road if (when) it doesn't pan out?
 
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David Walker > Tor  • an hour ago 




No. God told him personally. How can that be disputed.
Maybe god is trying to get his point across without smiting anybody. His point being that y'all are pissing him off with this "god told me" shit.
 
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MBear > David Walker  • 14 minutes ago 




God told me Glenn Beck has a tiny penis
 
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Stubenville > David Walker  • 23 minutes ago 




People who hear voices in their head usually have mental health problems. The smart ones seek professional help. Others decide it's God speaking to them.
 
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Robert Conner > Tor  • 5 minutes ago 




Some people who hear voices get help. The others get a following. Beck is just another televangelist.
 
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Alex Polkovsky  • 2 hours ago 




Blasphemy! Burn him!
Or, what would be worse, mock him mercilessly. Giant ass holes hate the feeling of being disrespected.
 
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Mark Neé Fuzz  • 3 hours ago 




I sincerely hope that rants such as Beck's and all the brouhaha regarding bathroom use are the death throes of religion and republicanism.
 
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Bj Lincoln > Mark Neé Fuzz  • 2 hours ago 




It would be so nice but I doubt it very much.
 
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Chucktech > Mark Neé Fuzz  • 2 hours ago 




I predict that my death bed lament is that we STILL haven't gotten over religious superstition.
 
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TampaZeke  • 3 hours ago 




...a long, LONG time ago!
(in a galaxy far, far away!)
I couldn't resist today.
 
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Jeffrey  • 3 hours ago 




Did he just come from the Vomitorium in that pic? I didn't know he was into roman showers, but it makes sense.
 
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Christopher  • 3 hours ago 




Here Glenn, lie down and take a load off...
 
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JaniceInToronto  • 3 hours ago 




But, but GOD said he was the one!
God? Are you there?
 
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Octavio > JaniceInToronto  • 3 hours ago 




You gotta knock, knock, knock harder on his heaven's door. (he still won't answer)
 
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seanbutnotseen  • 3 hours ago 




How will Beck weather the storm of Cruz's failure? Could this be the end of Beck?
 
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Prion  • 3 hours ago 




...that punchable face...
 
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Mark McGovern  • 3 hours ago 




Alright, I'll bite, what the fuck is all over his face?
 
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JoeMyGod Mod > Mark McGovern  • 3 hours ago 




He made a video of burying his face in a bowl of crushed Cheetos to mock Trump's orange makeup.
 
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Christopher > JoeMyGod  • 3 hours ago 




Bummer.
I was hoping it was Yellow Cake Uranium.
 
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Octavio > Christopher  • 3 hours ago 




:D
 
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Jamie Brewer > Mark McGovern  • 3 hours ago 




He passed out into a bowl of Jimmy Bakers "cheese broccoli" bucket food....
 
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Jeffrey > Jamie Brewer  • 3 hours ago 





  


 
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Marti386 > Jeffrey  • 3 hours ago 




I luv this clip. :-)
 
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Jamie Brewer > Jeffrey  • 30 minutes ago 




I love it when the guest says, "Your audience is pretty sharp." and then the camera pans to an audience of dull looking zombies....
 
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charliebkk > Jeffrey  • 2 hours ago 




My feelings are very torn about this. Initially, I think, how fucked up is a country which allows this kind of grifting to occupy the airwaves? But then I think how fucked up is a country where there are enough people to financially support this kind of program? Either way, it does not speak well for what is undeniably the richest and most dangerous country on earth
 
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Paula > Mark McGovern  • 3 hours ago 




He got drunk and started throwing up. They found him face down in a puddle of his own vomit. Ted's loss hit him hard.
 
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PianoGuy > Mark McGovern  • 3 hours ago 




I thought it was egg....
 
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edrex > Mark McGovern  • 3 hours ago 




it's either doritos or cheetos. He was fasting.
 
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zhera > edrex  • 3 hours ago 




It's not cheating to absorb food through your skin!
- Glenn Beck
 
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chris james > Mark McGovern  • 3 hours ago 




I imagine what is on his face is the proverbial egg...'nuff said.
 
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askDominick  • an hour ago 




GB is an untreated alcoholic with rage issues and delusions, and has been for years.
 
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Jerry  • an hour ago 




Looks like Glenn has now resigned himself to supporting Trump...trying out the Trump makeup tutorial:

  


 
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2karmanot  • an hour ago 




And Gawd said: "PPPPPFFFFFTTTTT ! "
 
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Robincho  • 2 hours ago 




Wut the fuk is wrong with his face here? I mean, aside from the usual...Looks like he bought a box of Drumpfoundation™ but forgot to add the water and egg...
 
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stevenj > Robincho  • 2 hours ago 




Looks like he was involved in a Panko explosion.
 
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Duane Dimitrov  • 3 hours ago 




This guy...does he still have a large following?
 
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Necessitas  • 3 hours ago 




What an ijit.
 
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Dobby  • 3 hours ago 




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bill@19D  • 3 hours ago 




funny how they say "this is out last chance" right up until the end and then the next day they are out saying "keep fighting on we will win in the end". if he was right then no, there is no fighting on becasue the last chance has already been lost.
 
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Ross  • 3 hours ago 




God has failed Glenn Beck.
Glenn Beck has failed God.
 
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bkmn  • 3 hours ago 




Maybe if Beck put some distance between himself and the fundies his mental health wouldn't be so poor.
 
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Chuck in NYC  • 3 hours ago 




As we all know, God works in mysterious ways. Keep telling yourself that, Glenn.
 
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Robert Conner  • 8 minutes ago 




Same old shit, different year: God raised up a messiah, oops, not so much, fast and pray, oops, failed again. Glenn Beck's god is more fickle than the weather. At least the weather report is right half the time.
 
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bob  • an hour ago 




Cruz has a natural creepiness that was the major reason for his failure. His supporters were the nails in the coffin . With people like his dad, beck and swanson as supporters, your doomed !
 
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DoctorDJ  • an hour ago 




"After calling for a fast as Indiana headed to the polls, Glenn Beck has finally weighed in..." and found he's gained 10 pounds!
DRUMPF & PUTIN 2017!!!!!
 
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Cosmo Tupper  • an hour ago 




Most hated man in the world: Cruz!
Most hated supporter of the most hated man in the world: Glenn Beck!
Two negatives equals...... Epic Failure!
 
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2karmanot  • an hour ago 




Looks like Fio sunk that ship even faster than Gawd thought.
 
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Muscato  • 2 hours ago 




I know it's only Cheetos, but it really does create a remarkable resemblance...

  
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God Has Failed Glenn Beck
May 4, 2016 2016 Election, Teabagistan


Breitbart spikes the ball:

After calling for a fast as Indiana headed to the polls, Glenn Beck has finally weighed in on the news that Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) has canceled his campaign after losing the Indiana primary to Donald Trump.
Beck, an ardent supporter of Cruz, campaigned tirelessly for the Texas senator throughout the primary season, starting first in Iowa and concluding in Indiana yesterday.
He often couched his enthusiasm with a religious zeal for Cruz, who he declared to be “the next George Washington.” Cruz, according to Beck, was “anointed” by God and “raised for these times.” This week, the radio talker even stated that he believes God deliberately prolonged the GOP primary so that every state in the union would be forced to choose between “good or evil.”
Beck was often harshly critical of Evangelical Christian voters for not supporting Cruz, stating at one point that “real Christians” don’t support Donald Trump and that “all throughout the South the Evangelicals are not listening to their God” because Cruz lost the Southern primaries to Trump.
Beck posted this last night after Cruz dropped out:

So, for now, we’re in the minority. Weather the storm.
Believe in our nation’s founding principles, believe in our rights, believe in God, and we will ultimately prevail. No matter who is president and no matter how far down the path to Socialism or Fascism our nation goes, each of us must still stand for Liberty. As long as we stand up for our principles and our rights — for each other — we will continue to win.
Each of us must still feed our families, must still defend freedom, must still be honorable.
What is happening in this election is normal. If you think it’s abnormal, you aren’t looking back far enough into history. Civilizations go through this. Societies aren’t a straight line of growth. There are down waves for every up wave.
Tomorrow is just Wednesday.
  


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Todd20036  • 5 hours ago 




Even after all this time, the haters still cannot grasp technology.
You said it on tape. You said you were sending men into ladies' restrooms because you think that is what transgendered people are.
It's not "liberal media", it's your own words. And we are no longer afraid to call you out on it.
 
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Frank McCormick > Todd20036  • 5 hours ago 




Why are you trying to apply logic here <grin>? To these folks, logic and reality itself is irrelevant.
 
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Captain Jack > Frank McCormick  • 3 hours ago 




I think I'll drop this right here ...
 
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2karmanot > Captain Jack  • an hour ago 




I'm the one with the toilet tambourine on the right.
 
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Jerry > Captain Jack  • 2 hours ago 




Oh, that was a Target? I thought someone took photos at my backyard Mayday celebration...
 
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trouble94114 > Jerry  • 36 minutes ago 




Way back when there was an SNL skit about "The Ladies Room", where the husbands snuck in to see what actually went on there, It was a Greek garden complete with fountains and a blind lute player.
 
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Nic Peterson  > Captain Jack  • 15 minutes ago 




Dear Anita Staver
There's a lawyer for a bearded, beady-eyed, not too bright dude on line one for you. Yeah something about being arrested in the wrong bathroom and all. Will you be planning on defending him, seeing as your track record and all....
Kisses!
 
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delk > Todd20036  • 4 hours ago 




In an interview this morning with “Breitbart News Daily,”  the American Family Association’s director of governmental affairs, Sandy Rios, said that activists have been “testing” Target’s policy by sending men into women’s rooms at the retail chain.
Yep, liberal media.
 
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Reality.Bites > Todd20036  • 5 hours ago 




Tape?
And you're saying THEY can't grasp technology? ;)
 
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Strepsi > Reality.Bites  • 4 hours ago 




I know right? "Tape" is too advanced for the AFA, as they can not work with 3M, Apple, Microsoft, or any other pro-equality technologies. Here's footage of the AFA studio:
  
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kcken > Strepsi  • 4 hours ago 




Hahahaha.... 8 year old me was happy to see this...
 
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teeveedub > kcken  • 4 hours ago 




The actual 8-year-old me had a boycrush on the professor. He can make a telephone out of my coconuts any time he wants.
 
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Joe in PA > Reality.Bites  • 5 hours ago 




Oh that was just mean. ;)
I think of "tape" as in kleenex...ubiquitous use of 'recording'. Now just stop it, you. ;)
 
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Reality.Bites > Joe in PA  • 4 hours ago 




I'll stop it, but I'm not getting off your lawn!
 
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Rambie > Todd20036  • an hour ago 




Just because they said it, it doesn't mean it was true.
 
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bkmn  • 5 hours ago 




End tax exempt status for religious organizations and AFA and similar groups will go away.
 
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OdieDenCO > bkmn  • 5 hours ago 




End the tax deductions allowed for contributions to religious organizations
 
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lattebud > bkmn  • 5 hours ago 




But they are an educational group... They are teaching society how not to behave.
 
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Reality.Bites > bkmn  • 4 hours ago 




If the US was in a position where it would be politically feasible to end that status, it would no longer be necessary.
 
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Reality.Bites > bkmn  • 5 hours ago 




You think they aren't profitable enough to stay in business if they had to pay taxes?
I also tend to think that much of their support comes from people who aren't paying much if anything in the way of taxes themselves, so losing tax-deductibility on their contribution doesn't mean much.
 
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lattebud > Reality.Bites  • 2 hours ago 




They raked in $28M is 2014 according to the IRS Form 990. They can afford to pay some taxes.
 
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The_Wretched > Reality.Bites  • 3 hours ago 




Churches don't pay property tax. This means a very small number of people can keep a 'church' existing even when only 15 people show up per service.
 
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Reality.Bites > The_Wretched  • 3 hours ago 




I'm aware of that, but those churches aren't our problem. It's the ones with lots of money that are, along with the "charities" that are nothing more than political money-funnelling scams.
 
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DaveW  > Reality.Bites  • 4 hours ago 




Too few pay income tax, you are correct
I say get rid of it. Use tax all the way. No property tax, but a bed tax or maybe school tuition for more than one baby. Or a carbon tax for each spawn....
 
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Austin Bennett  • 5 hours ago 




This is too great, even for AFA.
Are they calling Rios a liar?
 
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lymis > Austin Bennett  • 5 hours ago 




Why not? All the rest of us do.
 
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Joe in PA > Austin Bennett  • 5 hours ago 




I was at the SCOTUS hearings a year ago (April 23rd to be precise...can you believe that was just one year ago?). Sandy was there and a guy next to me yelled LIAR!, she looked right at him (with a look that could kill a dragon) and said "I don't lie".
Chilling moment, truly an evil woman.
 
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Gustav2 > Austin Bennett  • 5 hours ago 




Yup, ain't it grand!
 
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lattebud > Austin Bennett  • 2 hours ago 




A Liberal Liar
 
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Gustav2  • 5 hours ago 




And the screaming Bible verses at Target customers isn't gaining you support either.
 
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TexasBoy  • 5 hours ago 




How dare someone quote them verbatim!!!
 
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Herald > TexasBoy  • 3 hours ago 




I know how nasty can people get?! Really now, not only quoting her verbatim but linking the video of her saying that in context and with no editing even. This is horrible! ;)
 
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Dreaming Vertebrate  • 5 hours ago 




AFA is watching YOU pee-pee.
AFA is watching ME pee-pee.
AFA is watching your KIDS pee-pee
AFA is a sick bunch of WEIRDOs!
 
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olandp  • 5 hours ago 




Remember when Newt Gingrich said, "Any ad which quotes what I said Sunday, is a falsehood."?
 
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Jean-Marc in Canada  • 3 hours ago 




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Rebecca Gardner  • 3 hours ago 





  

 
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Cuberly  • 5 hours ago 




Maybe the botox sunk in a little too deep.

  
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Todd E. > Cuberly  • 4 hours ago 




Sandy better be careful -- she gets pulled any tighter she'll have pubes on her chin....
 
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Paige Turner > Cuberly  • 4 hours ago 




No more facelifts for Sandy or she will have a beard.
 
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The Milkman > Cuberly  • 4 hours ago 




I thought Joan Rivers was dead. It's nice to see she's recovered.
 
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Mikey > Cuberly  • 4 hours ago 




I must not be entirely awake yet... I read the title under Ms Rios' name as "American Family Abortion".
 
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TuuxKabin > Cuberly  • 5 hours ago 




The bleach sure did.
 
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D. J.  • 5 hours ago 




Gee, AFA doesn't like bad publicity that they started........who knew?
 
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Galvestonian  • 5 hours ago 




What would really kill this stupid bullshit 'use the restroom' that agrees with your birth certificate is to ask fully transitioned and Masculine as possible F2M and fully Transitioned Feminine as possible M2F to go ahead and try to use the restrooms of their Birth certificates and when the shitola hits the fan SUE the facility that owns the restrooms for millions of dollars because they are denying you the letter of the law. Start with the North Carolina Statehouse and sue the State. The "March on Restrooms" It'd be historic , funny as hell and as soon as they see they would be losing serious money then this whole buffoonery would come to a screeching halt.
 
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canoebum > Galvestonian  • 4 hours ago 




The NC law prohibits suing the state over such discrimination. How convenient!
 
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Helen Damnation ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ > canoebum  • 41 minutes ago 




This, plus the take-down of minimum wage laws in the state, is the real reason for HB2.
 
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Ninja0980  • 5 hours ago 




Too bad there are tapes of you saying otherwise assholes.
 
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JustSayin'  • 5 hours ago 




So in twitter speak it would be what? #SandyRiosIsNowLiberalMedia
 
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Gustav2 > JustSayin'  • 5 hours ago 




No, something we already knew:
#SandyRiosIsALiar
 
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Every one. Some days a couple of ties a day.
The only place this fully gets reported is on the gay blogs, Joe of course, but also another one I like in addition to JMG is http://www.slowlyboiledfrog.co...
David Cary Hart on SBF is a very good analyst and writer, I really enjoy his stuff in addition to my time here on JMG.
Here is one of his headlines, "Ted Cruz really is a nasty prick"http://www.slowlyboiledfrog.co...
 
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Johnny Wyeknot > StraightGrandmother  • 4 hours ago 




Yes, I enjoy that blog as well.
 
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seant426  • 3 hours ago 




"Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeessssssss!!!!!!!"
 
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bkmn  • 4 hours ago 




With the loss of Ted Cruz the fundies are going to be getting really scared and really nasty. They are starting to wake to the fact they are not in control.
 
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TrollopeReader > bkmn  • 3 hours ago 




And Tony the KKK is on the platform committee ....he's gonna go even more krazy ....
 
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bkmn > TrollopeReader  • 3 hours ago 




If we are lucky Rump might slap some smug out of him.
 
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bill@19D  • 5 hours ago 




Funny how the AFA has all these radio hosts but likes to turn around and pretend that what those radio hosts say does not count as official positions from the AFA.
so whenever they make a claim about what they did or did not say they are probably playing a semantics game and not including what their radio host said.
 
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Rebecca Gardner  • 2 hours ago 





  

 
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John T  • 3 hours ago 




Who you gonna believe: the Christians, or your own lying eyes that saw the photos of the freaks in matching T-shirts who went to Target to throw poopoo tantrums and disrupt normal people trying to shop? Next thing you know they'll be expecting us to believe in some story about a talking snake that convinced a rib woman to eat a magical fruit and that's the reason why we all have an intrinsic character flaw that can only be fixed by acknowledging our love of a zombie god who sent himself to earth to sacrifice himself, and if we don't, the zombie god will condemn us to burn in hell for eternity because he loves us.
Christians and truth are like oil and water.
 
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MrSkippy  • 3 hours ago 




Damn those liars who posted videos of themselves doing EXACTLY that and stating it's at the behest of AFA.
 
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Mark Alexander  • 3 hours ago 




Apparently Tony didn't get the memo...
 
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Paige Turner  • 4 hours ago 




Why are they so obsessed with pissing?
 
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TrollopeReader > Paige Turner  • 3 hours ago 




because they're so constirpated they can't poop it out?
 
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Dreaming Vertebrate  • 5 hours ago 




AFA - Always Flush Afterwards
AFA - Enforcing proper bathroom etiquette, one toilet at a time.
If you don't flush, we will know!
 
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Dobby  • 5 hours ago 




I wish these assholes would quit listening to White Jesus.
 
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Chrissy  • 18 minutes ago 




in other words Target's Cease and Desist arrived this morning
 
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JustDucky  • 18 minutes ago 




Joe needs a "potty perverts" tag for the AFA.

  
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TheManicMechanic  • an hour ago 




They are also inciting people to cause trouble in Target restrooms. That's where they get off free, according to their thinking.
 
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dm10003  • an hour ago 




"Who you gonna bleev, me or concrete proof?"
 
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Raising_Rlyeh  • 2 hours ago 




Liars for christ.
 
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Octavio  • 2 hours ago 




These ass wipes have no sense of shame at all. None. Zip. Nada.
 
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bambinoitaliano  • 3 hours ago 




Says the organization that consistently support child molestation, women abuse.
 
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Gaymurcan  • 4 hours ago 




Just one look at their Facebook page tells the world what a steaming pile of liars, crooks and malignant egophrenics AFA and "family" orgs really are. Why they're not all in jail yet remains a mystery.
 
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Todd E.  • 4 hours ago 




All this BS cuz peeps gotta pee...really AFA? Y'all need a hobby.
 
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TrollopeReader > Todd E.  • 3 hours ago 




...they already have a lobby for that hobby ....
 
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Mark  • 4 hours ago 




Don't they even SEE how screwed up they are and what freaking liars they are? The hubris is amazing!
 
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Gigi  • 4 hours ago 




Were we also lying about Anita Staver saying she's taking her Glock .45 into Target bathrooms? (Not sure why she'd even be they if she's boycotting them.)

  
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zhera > Gigi  • 4 hours ago 




She just likes to hang around bathrooms where she can intimidate innocent people.
 
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Richard Rush  • 5 hours ago 




If the liberal media lies, shouldn't the AFA feel flattered and respect them for using the same tactics as themselves?
 
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Mark  • 5 hours ago 




Testing. Testing. One-two-three. Testing. Testing.
But.....but....but....
 
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hagsrus  • 2 hours ago 




Well, phooey - and I'd been looking forward to the accounts of the men's experiences invading the ladies' rooms
 
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TrollopeReader  • 3 hours ago 




Cut-'n-paste Sandy's comments on their twitter feed ... i did !!
 
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justmeeeee  • 4 hours ago 




Are they trying to say that Lyin' Ted is a liberal?
 
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TimJ  • 5 hours ago 




As much as I hate to say it, I really don't think that hateful demoness Rios said the AFA was sending people into Target to test the policy, it sounded to me like she said "people are testing it" not "our people are testing it".
 
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mwest > TimJ  • 5 hours ago 




Quote: "We’ve already had people testing this, going into Targets and men trying to go into bathrooms. There is absolutely no barrier."
The use of the word we suggests otherwise.
 
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Paulino > mwest  • 4 hours ago 




It really doesn't, unless you decide you want it to.
There's no reason to play "gotcha" with these people; the things they actually do are despicable and outrageous enough.
 
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Stev84 > Paulino  • 3 hours ago 




It can be interpreted both ways, but for most people the first meaning to comes to mind is that they do it themselves.
 
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David Milley > Stev84  • 2 hours ago 




It's typical Trump-style, right-wing rhetoric, saying a thing in such a way as to be able to deny later that she said it.
 
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TimJ > mwest  • 5 hours ago 




I think she meant the collective "we" as in We the People" but it is more fun to imagine Tony Perkins activating his bathroom inspector sleeper cells to defend our women (and girl) folk. ;)
 
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American Family Association: The Liberal Media Lies, We’re Not Sending Men Into Target’s Ladies Rooms
May 4, 2016 Crime, Hate Groups, Religion


Yesterday the AFA issued a press release which claims that despite what you’re reading in the “lying liberal media” – they are not sending men into Target’s ladies rooms to “test” to company’s pro-trans policy. Damn those liars for quoting AFA radio host Sandy Rios: “We’ve already had people testing this, going into Targets and men trying to go into bathrooms.”
  


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