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shellback • 3 days ago
I'm starting to lose faith in the church.
Sorry, I made myself laugh.
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Joe in PA > shellback • 3 days ago
LOL. :)
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David Walker > shellback • 3 days ago
I'm surprised you were able to finish typing that sentence.
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Joe knows who I am. > shellback • 2 days ago
I've always had faith that this was what was going on.
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bronxboi > shellback • 21 hours ago
Starting? Understatement of the century.
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oikos • 3 days ago
Jeebus will save him.
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WebSlinger > oikos • 3 days ago
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JT > oikos • 3 days ago
Anal Tailler.
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delk • 3 days ago
Tony Anatrella = Anal Toy Rental
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Scott Fitler > delk • 3 days ago
Thank you, I love a good anagram in the mornin'! Now I gotta go get more coffee after spitting mine up.
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KCMC > delk • 3 days ago
#Analgram
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NancyP > delk • 3 days ago
+100000000 best comment. On the other hand, I try to do those anagram-crosswords on the back page of The Nation political magazine.
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Guess > delk • 2 days ago
Now, THERE's a "mounting allegation"!
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Sportin' Life • 3 days ago
You can suck the gay out through the penis. Hadn't heard that one before
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Dan Robinson > Sportin' Life • 3 days ago
Then why am I still gay?
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GC > Dan Robinson • 3 days ago
Seen on a T-shirt:
"COCKSUCKER - you say that like it's a bad thing"
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Dan Robinson > GC • 3 days ago
I want that t-shirt!
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GC > Dan Robinson • 2 days ago
There are always companies like Zazzle, CafePress, and Spreadshirt where you can design your own.
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TampaZeke > GC • 2 days ago
Along with variations of "ASSHOLE.." and "DICKHEAD..."
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JuanGalicia > Dan Robinson • 3 days ago
Did you swallow?
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Treant > Sportin' Life • 3 days ago
You can. It works for anywhere from an hour to about eight hours, depending on the guy's refraction time.
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Ed Burrow > Treant • 3 days ago
I *must* keep practicing.
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David Walker > Treant • 3 days ago
Lather...rinse...repeat.
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FancyThat > David Walker • 2 days ago
Leather,... Rings.... Retweet
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Treant > David Walker • 3 days ago
I prefer lick, dry, repeat.
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Capritaur > Sportin' Life • 3 days ago
I think I finally understand the finer distinction between "suck" and "blow" now.
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sequel > Sportin' Life • 2 days ago
don't worry, more gay is available after the refractory period
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Joe in PA • 3 days ago
And no one could have predicted this, NO ONE! /s
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Herald > Joe in PA • 3 days ago
Right, why am I not surprised at all!!
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Wynter Marie Starr • 3 days ago
So, in order to prove to these young men they weren't gay, he engaged in gay sex acts wth them. These people are sicker than sick and should be sitting in prison cells. They literally make me ill to my stomach.
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David Walker > Wynter Marie Starr • 3 days ago
It was his acid test: If the young man was not thoroughly repulsed by having sex with me, he's gay.
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McSwagg > David Walker • 2 days ago
It seems more likely that he performed a spit test.
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DonnaLee > Wynter Marie Starr • 2 days ago
It's sick and makes me want to laugh at the absurdity of someone like this. How does such a person live with himself?
"See, you're not Gay, but let me have sex with you just to be sure."
Does this ever happen without religion?
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JCF > DonnaLee • 2 days ago
From the people who brought you "if she sinks (drowns) she's NOT a witch; if she floats, she's a witch: Kill Her!"
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zhera • 3 days ago
Is it being catholic that makes him an authority on other people's sexuality, or is it being a creepy, closeted, homosexual? "Therapist". The rapist, more like it.
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Dean Gold > zhera • 3 days ago
He's not a creepy, closet, homosexual..... he's a self hating, hypocritical, power abusing, trust busting sex offender {assuming these allegations are true}. it has nothing with being closeted or homosexual.
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zhera > Dean Gold • 3 days ago
Yeah, I was maybe not clear there. Closeted homosexual is kind of code for self hating, hypocritical, power abusing, trust busting sex offender. As in, the type that uses 'homosexual' instead of 'gay', because to them 'homosexual' sounds so sinister.
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Chucktech > zhera • 3 days ago
You were perfectly clear, and I couldn't agree more.
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TheSeer > Dean Gold • 2 days ago
It has nothing to do with homosexual but it has everything to do with self-loathing.
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bryan • 3 days ago
'The Vatican regularly consults the priest on matters of sexuality.' / There's the problem : Calling themselves 'priest' makes them an expert on nothing. It is not a qualification.
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GC > bryan • 3 days ago
How someone who's supposed to honor a vow of celibacy can be considered an "expert" on matters of sexuality is mindboggling.
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Oh'behr > GC • 3 days ago
Same with they're experts on marriage.
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chicago dyke > bryan • 3 days ago
sorry, friend but you are wrong. priests are experts on a lot of stuff, including but not limited to: lying, spending other people's money on themselves, loafing around six days a week, clandestine sex, hypocrisy, shaming others...
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Tor > chicago dyke • 3 days ago
Exactly right. In my experiences doing design work for churches, I've observed that the better grifters rise through the hierarchy more quickly.
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Herald > Tor • 3 days ago
And somehow those who actually care about the people in their parish, start / maintain food banks, etc. you know actually do the "Jesus caring for others stuff" somehow rarely "advance" in the hierarchy.
Kind of like the time a friend in the military was bragging to me on his colonel. The reason the colonel did not make general was because he was too good at his job, cared for his men, and did all that rather than grift the system.
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GC > Herald • 2 days ago
Yeah, the good, caring ministers of all religions put in lots of "invisible" time, besides weekly services!
Marshall Brain wrote, in "Why Won't God Heal Amputees?", that a church is essentially "a community of people who agree to get together regularly, help one another and share in each other's company. A church also helps people to focus on the general concept of goodness [...] it is the people who make that happen [...]
Once the imaginary being is gone, churches [can] continue to exist as communities of people who enjoy each others' company, who help one another in times of need, and who focus on goodness and good deeds for the benefit of society as a whole. What's not to like about that? By removing the imaginary being, church attendance may actually go up, because a strong church has a lot to offer."http://www.whywontgodhealamput...
(BTW, that sort of future would be an example of the fallacy of argument from etymology, because the origin of the word "church", from "kyriakon (doma)", "Lord's (house)", will become of historical interest only!)http://www.etymonline.com/inde...
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Six Pins Delores > Herald • 3 days ago
The church enjoys banishing those kind
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Herald > Six Pins Delores • 2 days ago
Too true, which is why they are often found in small rural, urban or "dead end" positions.
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bryan > chicago dyke • 3 days ago
True. Expert deceivers.
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rickhfx > bryan • 3 days ago
I use the term psychopaths.
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JCF > bryan • 2 days ago
"consults the priest": is that what they're calling it now?
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Rex • 3 days ago
"You're not gay, you just think that you are" - and you are not doing God's work - you just think you are.
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Consul52 > Rex • 2 days ago
"By the way, let me suck your d#ck," says this priest. As usual, another hypocritical priest who hates gays, but does perform gay sex on young, naive men. I hope the Catholic church goes away since it cannot control their clergy's sexual desires.
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David Walker > Rex • 3 days ago
Ahelluvan intake interview.
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Bluto • 3 days ago
So according to the vatican, being closeted & screaming "I hate fags!" while raping boys is ok, but leading a proud, civilized & respectful life as a gay man is wrong. Got it.
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Christian1234567 > Bluto • 3 days ago
The Vatican also considers living a lie and being in a sham hetero marriage, deceiving a spouse, etc. to be far more acceptable than living a life with love and integrity. The Vatican is really sick.
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Todd20036 > Bluto • 3 days ago
Actually, yes. Living in shame means you need to confess your sins and remain submissive to a higher power.
And tithe regularly so you have the privilege of attending that church so you can confess your sins and remain feeling guilty and feeling shamed.
Proud, civilized people don't need religion to prop themselves up, so they don't go to organized churches, and don't give money to them.
Proud gay people make churches, and to an extent religion, irrelevant. And we can't have that now.
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NancyP > Todd20036 • 3 days ago
Or, proud LGBTs create an affirmative kind of church for those who feel the need to worship and to band together and do acts of charity.
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GC > NancyP • 2 days ago
Even some atheists promote that sort of community! For example, Sunday Fellowships, Humanistic Judaism (completely godless), Ethical Culture (godless, and calls itself a "religion")...
I just posted about Marshall Brain's idea of "What about churches?" in his envisioned future without supernaturalism: http://www.whywontgodhealamput...
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George Waite > Todd20036 • 2 days ago
So you don't think that countries like Germany and Austria and Switzerland and Norway and Denmark and Sweden and Finland are civilized? Because they all give taxpayer money to churches-it's automatically deducted; sometimes even atheists can't get out of giving it.
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Oh'behr • 3 days ago
Ex gay therapy doesn't work.
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freshacconci • 3 days ago
And cue Bill Donohue, dismissing this as irrelevant and any mention of it, anti-Catholic bigotry.
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hiker_sf • 3 days ago
I guess giving alcohol to an alcoholic is the best way of curing alcoholism too.
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chicago dyke > hiker_sf • 3 days ago
hey, it works for... oh, nevermind. ahem. ;-)
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zhera > hiker_sf • 3 days ago
Yeah, the logic is rather christian.
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Johnson > hiker_sf • 2 days ago
You just can't keep the Hogs away from the Trough
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Gene • 3 days ago
meanwhile...state governments, reading this, move at breakneck speed to protect the young from such persons.....sorry...I mean, from Transpeople who need to pee.
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Ed Burrow • 3 days ago
ah yes.
tell me again how we have to protect the children..
you'd better tithe too!
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Gaymurcan • 3 days ago
Christopher Hitchens indicted the entire cesspool of that institution more than adequately. There's much more to the event that was held, but this is a rather good example.
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Chucktech > Gaymurcan • 3 days ago
I've sen this clip over and over, it never gets old. This is spot on.
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Gaymurcan > Chucktech • 3 days ago
Thx, yes indeed. Stephen Fry's take-down is also sufficiently devastating.
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Hank > Gaymurcan • 3 days ago
Truly phenomenal!! Not just what he says about the Church and Gays, but what he says about the Church in its History!
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Mister Don • 3 days ago
"mounting allegations"
You bad, JMG!
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saucetin > Mister Don • 3 days ago
Religion News Services, not JMG Sorry
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CB > saucetin • 3 days ago
Which means it probably wasn't intentional, and makes it even funnier.
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saucetin > CB • 2 days ago
Except when you consider that this actually happened to real victims, and isn't just wordplay. Please, enjoy your distance from the abuse!!
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Hue-Man • 3 days ago
Am I the only one who misread the headline?
Homophobic Catholic Priest (Accused Of Having Sex With Young Men) Seeking Ex-Gay Torture
It turns it from "Business as Usual" hypocrisy into inflammatory in-your-face hypocrisy.
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Oh'behr > Hue-Man • 3 days ago
Ha, that's what I thought too.
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Octavio • 3 days ago
If I had to go down on the old codger, no doubt that would leave a bad taste in my mouth for a couple of months.
Interesting how this same story occurs over and over and over. Kinda makes me think priests and that catlick church is full of self hating homos. Ya think?
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That_Looks_Delicious > Octavio • 3 days ago
I had a friend in the 90s who was quite openly gay and devoutly Catholic at the same time. He came from a pretty religious family and had several nuns, priests and even a monsignor among his relatives. Actually, I knew quite a lot of gays and lesbians that were very active in their respective churches back then - it was more the norm than the exception at that time, as I recall. I had been raised Catholic too, but had stopped any involvement as soon as I was old enough to be on my own.
This friend and I got into an argument once about attending a church that was actively fighting equal rights for gays. This was around the time that John Paul II had kicked all the Dignity chapters out of all church premises and the church came out with their own astroturfed self-hating gay group, laughably called "Courage." Anyways, at the end of our up-til-then lighthearted argument, I said something like, "The real reason the church is so opposed to gay rights is because they're losing their free workforce. For centuries in Catholic countries, the only socially acceptable alternatives were either be married or join the religious orders, so all the closeted gay men and lesbians who didn't think they could pull off sham marriages went into the monasteries and convents and basically worked their whole lives for just room & board. Now that people are coming out, the monasteries and convents are emptying out and the church is losing its workforce." He got *furious* that I had said that. We didn't speak for about a week after that. I'm not sure why I said it; it just kind of came out of my mouth, but I had been thinking that for a while.
I heard about 10 years ago that the parish priest at the church he attended was busted cruising the "gay" park in that city and soliciting.
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Robincho > That_Looks_Delicious • 3 days ago
Dude, you srsly need to up the ante on what constitutes a "friend"...
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That_Looks_Delicious > Robincho • 2 days ago
I don't think so. I've had many good friends over the years who had religious or spiritual or "new age" convictions that I didn't necessarily share, but we were mutually respectful. My personal experience has been that they are often the best friends.
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George Waite > That_Looks_Delicious • 2 days ago
They've been losing clergy/religious to secular life since the mid-sixties. Pretty much the only ones left/joining the Jesuits and Franciscans are gay, for example. It's called "gaying and graying".
Did you think that none of the "Nuns on the Bus" were lesbians?
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Jerry > Octavio • 3 days ago
It would probably cause me to rethink the whole gay thing for a while...that would cause some serious esteem issues if nothing else.
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John Sherwood Jr • 3 days ago
That's right, Anatrella can suck the gay right out of you. Like a golf ball through a garden hose.
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Robincho > John Sherwood Jr • 3 days ago
Like the chrome off a trailer-hitch...
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bill@19D • 3 days ago
so lets see, you are placing people who are supposed to be cured of being gay in a one on one situation with someone who is in a position of authority over them and can use their sexuality agasint them. that right there is a recipe for sexual abuse. I guaranty you that this kind of thing happens with ex-gay therapists in the US as well. just another reason why these practices of condemnation for gay people need to end.
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douglas > bill@19D • 3 days ago
I'm thinking LadyBird Bachmann.
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abel > douglas • 3 days ago
Yes, indeed! He'd quite slipped my mind. I wonder what that power couple is up to these days.
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douglas > abel • 3 days ago
Not each other that's for sure!!!
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teeveedub • 3 days ago
At what point will the world finally acknowledge that the Roman Catholic Church is nothing more than a misogynist, homophobic money-grubbing (thank you, Elizabeth Warren) international criminal enterprise?
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Chucktech > teeveedub • 3 days ago
Certainly the civilized western world. But their foothold in the third world is, unfortunately, strong and secure.
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bkmn • 3 days ago
Do as I say, not as I do...to you.
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kelven • 3 days ago
Oh look, the sun came up this morning. No. Moral. Authority. Whatsoever.
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GayOldLady • 3 days ago
They say if you love your work it never seems like work. This man was living that theory to the max!
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That_Looks_Delicious > GayOldLady • 3 days ago
Confucius, if I remember right.
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NowVoyager • 3 days ago
The priest was just trying to helpfully suck the gay out of him -- you know, like what you do with venom. Poor kid was probably demonically possessed by a spitting cobra-like trouser-snake and needed to be treated immediately. Makes perfect sense to cultists who believe in talking serpents who tempt women with magic fruit.
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Uncle Mark • 3 days ago
Yep...it's like making a kid smoke packs of cigarettes in an hour to get him sick from smoking...except with gay sex. (Eye roll) Although, having sex with this priest would definitely kill my gay boner.
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Jerry Reiter • 3 days ago
The worldwide ex-gay network, Exodus International, had to warn gays to stay away from gay conversion therapy back in 2011. The 'therapy' sometimes included watching porn with your therapist, stripping, touching genitalia, body rubs and sex. Gay conversion therapy changed its name to reparative therapy because of so many sex scandals between male therapists and male clients. During the 40 years of ex-gay ministries, there were many sex scandals, never once with someone of the opposite sex. Today, every major, decades-old ex-gay ministry has faded into history, and reparative therapy has been proven to be consumer fraud in court; the supreme court agreed. The World Psychiatric Association has called for a ban on reparative therapy around the globe.
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Sean Taylor • 3 days ago
Hypocrisy, thy name is Catholocism
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Ben in Oakland • 3 days ago
I have said it many times, and I will say it yet again.
I am increasingly convinced that the worst part of our opposition, especially the religious opposition, comes from deeply closeted-- but not SO deeply-- homo-hating homos, who attempt to deflect attention from themselves, and manage their own unacceptable desires, by attacking gay people who wish to live their lives as decent human beings. Lonnie Latham, Ted haggard, Cardinal o'brien, and a host of others.
May they burn in the hell they believe in.
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TheSeer > Ben in Oakland • 2 days ago
Late Fred Phelps was a flaming but deeply closeted self-loathing gay man. Just look at his face.
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Ben in Oakland > TheSeer • 2 days ago
ewww. uh, no thanks. I saw a dead person last week.
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Treant • 3 days ago
No, really, this IS my shocked face.
Oh, who am I kidding? It's an expression of cynical confirmation and a tad of ennui.
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Michael Rush • 3 days ago
Wow , the Lord does work in mysterious ways .
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Duh-David • 3 days ago
"I'll go tell the Bishop."
"The Bishop has first dibs."
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Puckfair52 • 3 days ago
putting!! the semen in seminarians,
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Oh'behr • 3 days ago
No, no, no. Ex gay torture is not therapy.
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geoffalnutt • 3 days ago
Great supersonic, hyperbolic, thundering, shattering "DUH" with wings! Please.
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WebSlinger • 3 days ago
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barrixines • 3 days ago
Ah the naivety of the reporter here. "This could have repercussions alway the way up to the Vatican". Bless. Thousands upon thousands of children raped by the Catholic Church hasn't why should a bit of cocksucking?
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Jerry Reiter • 3 days ago
Gay reparative therapy sucks, literally in this case.
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ChiTownGuy • 3 days ago
And this surprises who?
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John Boily • 3 days ago
What you need is a good butt-fuck to set you straight.
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Guest > John Boily • 2 days ago
Yes, please!
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JustSayin' • 3 days ago
Thats the ticket...cure young mans homosexuality using "aversion to sex with ancient troll therapy.". I doubt that is in the DSM but it would certainly make most young men limp.
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StraightGrandmother • 3 days ago
Hey Pope Francis
cc: Ryan T Anderson
Whoops!
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Fyva Prold > StraightGrandmother • 3 days ago
RTA needs to spend a few sessions with him.
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Queequeg • 3 days ago
The amazing thing to me is that there is anyone left who still believes in the Catholic Church.
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Jean-Marc in Canada • 3 days ago
Another executive of Child Rape Inc™ is exposed.....quite literally.....
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John Sherwood Jr • 3 days ago
I heard he rode those men until they popped like warm champagne. "Praise Jesus, he has risen and he has come!"
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jvc in NYC • 3 days ago
Apparently this guy didn't realize that when you have sex with young men god turns you orange!
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Reality.Bites > jvc in NYC • 3 days ago
What exactly are you saying about Trump?
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olandp • 3 days ago
And here I thought I was the only man who could rid others of their homosexuality by having sex with them!
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Ernest Endevor • 3 days ago
Disgusting.
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Dobby • 3 days ago
Christ: what a monster.
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JCF • 2 days ago
Scumbag.
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sequel • 2 days ago
"a scandal that could have repercussions all the way to the Vatican"
yea, right... they'll keep quiet about the topic as long as they can. at worst they'll say they're shocked (SHOCKED!) and saddened about this regrettable accusation and will consider referring him to an internal hearing.
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James • 2 days ago
At this point I'd be more surprised if he hadn't.
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RainbowPhoenix • 2 days ago
And this is someone that Bergoglio seeks for advice. Why do people think he's any different from his predecessors again?
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jomicur > RainbowPhoenix • 2 days ago
He IS different. He's much better at PR for his rotting, corrupt church than they were. Other than that, not so much.
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BobSF_94117 • 2 days ago
“You’re not gay, you just think that you are. Let's see if you enjoy this. Or this. How about this?”
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Tempus Fuggit • 2 days ago
In other breaking news, water is reportedly wet and it is said to be a bit chilly atop Mount Everest.
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Bill Post • 3 days ago
He played oui oui with their wee wee
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GuestStop • 3 days ago
Where there's a dark corner, the spider will always find a place to build a web. If you take a flame thrower to the dark corner that is religion, there's one less place for these rapists to hide.
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Albert Ross • 3 days ago
You're not gay, here let me blow you.
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Jude Newton • 3 days ago
Rinse and repeat.
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Friday • 13 hours ago
So, another Christian phobe in a robe who thinks his dick can 'fix' everything, hrmm. These priests seem to think they can 'fix' lesbianism with their dicks, fix gay guys with their dicks, fix 'loose girls' ...with their dicks, ....and of course blame the 'tempting' youngsters and youths for it. But I think there's a common thread here....
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Sean • 2 days ago
Yup that sounds about right.
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BeccaM • 2 days ago
I...I just can't even.
I wish I could figure out how anyone can fail to see that the most virulently homophobic ones are precisely those who are externalizing their own inability to accept their sexual orientation. And in doing so, cause tremendous harm to dozens, sometimes hundreds of others.
To put it another way: People who are accepting of and well-adjusted in their sexual orientations don't do this kind of shit to others.
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Cboulder • 2 days ago
No, you mean someone entrusted with the authority to counsel people violated that trust and abused them instead? Color me shocked!
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TheManicMechanic • 2 days ago
Time has passed to automatically assume every virulently anti-gay pol or clergy is hiding something. There needs to be investigations of all the loudest talkers.
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Robert Conner • 2 days ago
By now this should be a recognized law of physics:
"Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name in my notebook and contentedly set my watch. Sooner rather than later, he will be discovered down on his weary and well-worn old knees in some dreary motel or latrine, with an expired Visa card, having tried to pay well over the odds to be peed upon by some Apache transvestite."
Christopher Hitchens
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James Windsor • 2 days ago
Another catholic bigot trash moment. The catholic church is DEAD.
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Guest • 2 days ago
What were the "various sex acts"? Details please...
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2karmanot • 2 days ago
What a shock! Father Finger Puppet is a perv.
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John Masters • 2 days ago
I can get it. If that turd tried to have sex with me, it might scare me out of "the gay lifestyle." Ha
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Make Daddy Proud • 2 days ago
Was expecting the name "Scalia" to show up in here. More surprised than disappointed.
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edrex • 3 days ago
Perhaps Ms. Anna Trella should try a little ex-gay therapy herself just to see how well it works.
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Kissmagrits • 3 days ago
My old Army nurse friend had this covered. She would have said,
"The smeller's the feller".
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RickCabral • 3 days ago
Score another one! The turd.
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mikeinrkfd • 3 days ago
Wonder what his success rate was.
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Oh'behr • 3 days ago
... the only way I'd do ex gay torture, er therapy, would do it with Monty Python (if I could still get the cast together).
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FRANCE: Homophobic Catholic Priest Accused Of Having Sex With Young Men Who Sought Ex-Gay Torture
May 27, 2016 Religion, Scandal
Religion News Service reports:
For years, seminaries and monasteries around France sent students and novices to Monsignor Tony Anatrella, a prominent French priest and therapist who has written disparagingly of gays, if their superiors decided the young men were struggling with homosexuality.
Now Anatrella, who argues that gay men cannot be ordained as priests, is facing mounting allegations that he himself had sex with male clients under his care, a scandal that could have repercussions all the way to the Vatican, where the priest is still regularly consulted on matters of sexuality.
So far, European media have relayed accusations from as many as four men – only one of whom agreed to be identified by his real name – who say that Anatrella engaged in various sex acts with them during counseling sessions in his Paris office, with the activity allegedly occurring up until a few years ago.
“You’re not gay, you just think that you are,” Anatrella reportedly told Daniel Lamarca, who was a 23-year-old seminarian when he first went to Anatrella in 1987.
According to Dutch Catholic journalist Hendro Munsterman, who first reported Lamarca’s story in Nederlands Dagblad, Anatrella told Lamarca he could rid him of his “pseudo-homosexuality” and sought to do so by performing sex acts on Lamarca.
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Mike C • 4 days ago
Hail Satin! Father of Slippery Slopes!
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guest > Mike C • 4 days ago
I want to know who among us is informing them of the Gay Agenda and the Gay Lobby, and also informing them about our tools, like the Gay Gestapo, the Gay Mafia, etc.? Who?
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Reality.Bites > guest • 4 days ago
Bill Perdue.
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Joseph Miceli > Reality.Bites • 4 days ago
Poor Trolita. I'm the only one who still loves her.
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BeccaM > Joseph Miceli • 4 days ago
I kinda like him. Every now and then, he'll say something sensible. Truly. But the rest of the time it's nostalgic, like listening to the perpetually angry communist radicals I knew decades ago in college, all of whom by now are sure to be accountants or middle managers with two kids and a mortgage, planning their retirements. Heck, it's even possible Bill is so 'establishment' in real life, he's one of the 15 profiles with his name over there on LinkedIn. Clearly he's plugged into the capitalist system he professes to hate so much enough to own a computer, have access to the Internet, and have scads of free time for posting Marxist polemic as Disqus comments. That takes money, unless one is a master of the fine art of supermarket dumpster diving as my spouse and her Boston commune once were. (They sometimes managed to sell thrown-out food for a bit of cash on the side.)
I used to get irritated with Bill's constant refrain of the GOP and Dems being 100% identically evil in every way, but now it's just funny. Just like when Trump assures us he's telling the truth about...well, anything.
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vorpal > BeccaM • 4 days ago
Bill does occasionally chime in with something worth listening to.
Even then, I can't bring myself to upvote him. The best I can do is resist the instinctual urge to downvote him.
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Gene > vorpal • 4 days ago
even I...who have no damn use for him, admire him for at least believing IN something. I think he has wasted his life, but...wasted it in ways at least more interesting than most people, and, with passion, in contrast to most who just waste it in front of the TV watching the price is right and Fox "news", alive but already dead, as they sit there waiting for the Mrs's to holler "come to the table..dinner's almost ready..I'm stirring in the cheese powder".
that said, if he stopped posting, I would not overly mourn the fact.
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vorpal > Gene • 4 days ago
Bryan Fischer has also dedicated his life believing in something.
I'm not going to admire him for it.
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Gene > vorpal • 4 days ago
I was...TRYING there vorpal. I have to have a bit of pity for the man.
think about it...on a left leaning, very agnostic, website, he has managed to be SUCH an ass that a fairly moderate, religious, southern banker has way more friends and way more upvotes..
how HARD does one have to work to be SUCH an ass that THAT becomes possible? if you think about it...its one of the oddest things about the site! lol :)
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Sporkfighter > vorpal • 4 days ago
Yes, Bryan has managed to forge his two passions into a career . . . his love of easy money and his hate for anyone different make him an honest grifter.
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Stogiebear > vorpal • 4 days ago
You're a better man than I am in that regard. I downvote him anyway -- just for having derailed so many conversations in the past (and in the future).
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JT > vorpal • 4 days ago
A broken clock ...
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2karmanot > vorpal • 4 days ago
Thank you Vorpal. I have a similar reaction.
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Joseph Miceli > BeccaM • 3 days ago
I just like teasing the ever living shit out of him. The one thing he can't stand is to not be taken seriously...but how can I? How can anyone take him seriously? His philosophies and politics deny human nature as much as pure Communism does. He isn't stupid, just very intellectually immature.
The one redeeming aspect he has is his concern for others...as long as they are part of the faceless masses and agree with him 100 percent.
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Steverino > BeccaM • 4 days ago
When I read BP's comments (and assume he's not just trolling), I think he might be trying to say something about the two major political parties similar to an analogy I often use regarding other issues where two opposing sides are merely opposite sides of the same coin. Certainly the two parties and their individual members often have some interests in common (e.g., support for the military-industrial complex, influential lobbyists, pandering, etc.) but BP downplays and negates the OPPOSITE SIDE component of the analogy.
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2karmanot > BeccaM • 4 days ago
Well Becca, we've been on these boards for at least a decade now and have experienced Bill's outreach and the ignominious disrespect he engenders because of his passion and relentless insistence on conspiratorial ghosts of the capitalist kind. Yet, for me I see in that passion a deep and abiding concern for justice on every front. Perhaps he is the voice of our Casandra.
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grada3784 > Joseph Miceli • 4 days ago
Not true. I have often defended BP. No matter how often he is told he isn't worth shit, I always assure him that he definitely is.
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Joseph Miceli > grada3784 • 3 days ago
For the sake of all that is holy, I shall refrain from posting an appropriate GIF.
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Gene > grada3784 • 4 days ago
;)
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RGG > Reality.Bites • 4 days ago
He is dead to me. Phfu!
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Bad Tom > RGG • 4 days ago
Of course he is.
I checked my killfile, and he's still there.
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b > Bad Tom • 4 days ago
I don't think he was a real person. I think he was some black op. Like Band and Ish and Huntington were not actual people. Scary, but I think it is true. Why vanish? Because they were not actual people. They were character actors.
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hdtex > b • 4 days ago
Ish and Huntington are real.....I see their pathetic mugs on Facebook with some nauseating regularity.
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Joseph Miceli > b • 3 days ago
Oh Lord! Ish and Huntington and Bill Perdue...oh my!
Lions, and tigers and bears, oh my!
Is it safe to post yet?
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Kara Connor > guest • 4 days ago
Has your copy arrived? I got my "Sapphic Stratagem" but no "Gay Agenda". I'm wondering if I forgot to send my membership dues to to Chief Lesbian?
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Jay Sheckley > Kara Connor • 4 days ago
Same prob here.
Who Is Big Chief Lezbo this year?
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Gene > Jay Sheckley • 4 days ago
I am guessing....
Paula
:)
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Kara Connor > Jay Sheckley • 4 days ago
It's Mrs. Betty Bowers again, but keep it to yourself! http://bettybowers.com/
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Jerry > guest • 4 days ago
What do I have to do to get punished by the Gay Gestapo?
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B Snow > Jerry • 2 days ago
Get in line.
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perversatile > guest • 4 days ago
-the Chasity Pariah of the Gay Agenda™
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unsavedheathen > Mike C • 4 days ago
Hail Satin! Slipperiest of Slippery Fabrics!
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Bad Tom > unsavedheathen • 4 days ago
And so much more sophisticated than polyester.
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Stogiebear > Bad Tom • 4 days ago
Sateen. Satin's ugly red-headed stepsister of a demon.
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perversatile > unsavedheathen • 4 days ago
A one woman celebration of slippery fabrics! Praise her Name- http://jollyhollycosplay.tumbl...
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Jeffrey > Mike C • 4 days ago
Hail Satin, and his Dyed to Match shoes!
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RickCabral > Mike C • 4 days ago
"The Dark Lord" Is Queenie La Churchmouse referring to Voldemort? I thought this crowd was anti-Harry Potter.
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perversatile > RickCabral • 4 days ago
-I'm confused
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unsavedheathen > RickCabral • 4 days ago
She's mixed up her children's fiction.
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RossPDX > Mike C • 4 days ago
Satin is a man of the cloth. The loincloth, to be exact.
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Librarykid > RossPDX • 4 days ago
I would imagine he has some very convincing clerical drag as well, something for every faith, denomination and occasion.
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Whicker Park > Mike C • 4 days ago
Satin is cool for the sheets. Corduroy is passé, though.
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PeterC > Mike C • 4 days ago
And to Brian Fischer one of Satan's greatest promoters. His lies and false statements are his golden ticket to hell.
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Todd20036 > Mike C • 4 days ago
Those are the best kinds of slopes!
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MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
"Everyone is either a male or a female from the moment he was conceived..."
Fischer thinks sex is determined at the moment of conception. hahaha. So Bryan, then why do men have nipples?
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Stev84 > MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
Every embryo starts as female. It's only through the presence of certain hormones that it changes to male. And some things can go wrong with that.
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Gery Weißschädel > Stev84 • 4 days ago
That's science. Another LIE FROM THE PIT!!! Satan'll suck out your brain through your eyesockets and your soul from your anus ('cause that's just the way Satan rolls, the pervert) if you try to read anything sciencey.
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Ernest Endevor > Gery Weißschädel • 4 days ago
Hey, I happen to be married to Satan. Apart from a fondness for Hardball he's a total doll.
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Gery Weißschädel > Ernest Endevor • 2 days ago
Oh, I'm convinced he's gettin' a bad rap. I was just repeatin' the fundie rhetoric. I'd be quite happy to share drink or three with the two of you and talk about the injustice of it all. :)
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Ernest Endevor > Gery Weißschädel • 2 days ago
He drinks appletinis. He says, I'm the Lord of Darkness I can drink what the fuck I like. I never let him have more than nine. He turns into an animal. I'm not sure what kind.
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Gery Weißschädel > Ernest Endevor • a day ago
I'm partial to brown cows myself. That transformation biz is a pretty spiff trick though, if one isn't all that into animals, I can see where that'd be a little off-putting.
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caphillprof > Stev84 • 4 days ago
http://www.genetic.org/Knowled...
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BeccaM > MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
By his choice of pronoun, the loon is declaring that all women are, by definition, male.
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Hank > BeccaM • 4 days ago
Blame Adam and his rib!!! /s
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BeccaM > Hank • 4 days ago
lol The one and only human in the entire universe is cloned and made female. Then he fucks himself to produce the first batch of incestuous children. Who then have to fuck each other incestuously for another two generations before they don't have to resort to 1st cousins anymore.
Oh, and a few centuries later, unhappy with his universe and created Earth, God then drowns everyone except for one extended family. Who has to go back to first-cousin marrying and breeding again.
At this point, I'm pretty confident this level of genetically lethal inbreeding -- within an isolated population which obviously had no idea there were already a few million other humans around -- is where cognitively-challenged morons like Bryan Fischer must've come from.
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Librarykid > BeccaM • 4 days ago
And there were daughters fucking fathers AFTER Sodom.
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Hank > BeccaM • 4 days ago
Then you should enjoy this!! It is what Bryan Fischer and ALL of his ilk really need!!!
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Todd Allis > BeccaM • 4 days ago
It was a few generations down the line that God created the Westermarck Effect. :)
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grada3784 > Hank • 4 days ago
Humanity was big on ribs even back then.
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Spudger > MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
He also thinks there's an invisible white man in the sky that is both all powerful, but somehow needs HIS help.
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Bad Tom > Spudger • 4 days ago
Also, send money.
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Gene > Bad Tom • 4 days ago
also....ALSO? ...thats like saying Thanksgiving Dinner "also" has a Turkey and Christmas dinner "also" has a Ham!
its his and his grifter organizations main reason for being now...though I am sure sincere and real religious fanatacism was the reason they were founded....credit where its due!
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Todd20036 > Gene • 4 days ago
Thanksgiving doesn't have to be Turkey. Chicken, duck, or ham can work too
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Ragnar Lothbrok > Todd20036 • 4 days ago
Don't forget a fat goose.
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DaMoldBrok > Todd20036 • 4 days ago
OH, you should try stuffing the Turkey with a Chicken that has been stuffed with a Duck, which was wrapped with Ham. It's lovely!
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Bad Tom > Gene • 4 days ago
"Also" softens the grift. You gotta work the mark.
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Paula > Gene • 4 days ago
That's a little hard in parts of the South. Thanksgiving is whatever they find in the middle of the road after the car has squished it.
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Librarykid > Bad Tom • 4 days ago
Yeah, the hell with help; send money.
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Marc > MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
How else would we know where to get our chests pierced, and where to hang all the chains from? And where would be the focal points for the leather harnesses?
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Todd20036 > Marc • 4 days ago
Love you.
Personally, my nipples are an erogenous zone, though I know that isn't always the case for men.
I honestly don't know if some women don't have sensitive nipples, but I imagine that is the case.
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safari > MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
Variation doesn't exist. You must comply with black and white. Gray is gay.
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UrsusArctos > safari • 4 days ago
Huh? *I* thought it was either "White & Gold" or "Black & Blue"???
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Sporkfighter > UrsusArctos • 4 days ago
No, it's "check or credit card."
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BearEyes > safari • 4 days ago
In the right room, gay grey can be quite lovely.
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RaygunsGoZap > MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
Well, you see, all the little baby souls flitting about in the Guff awaiting to shift from that dimensional storage room to a two-cell mass are either glowing blue or glowing pink. Souls are gendered don't ya know! Imagine how sad to be one of the billions of souls that jumps into a fertilized egg hoping to develop into an actual, real live and ignorable taker baby only to have everything fizzle out at around a thousand divisions.
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RaygunsGoZap > RaygunsGoZap • 4 days ago
Oh and men have nipples so they can be exposed in public lest women felt it was their duty to show the world nipples exist.
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TampaZeke > MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
He thinks that sex and gender are the same thing. Genetic sex is determined from the moment of conception (XX, XY, XXY, etc.) but that does not necessarily determine gender.
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MikeBx2 > TampaZeke • 4 days ago
Yes, but I'm pretty sure the fact that all fetuses regardless of genetic sex start off as female is too much for Bryan to handle. That doesn't seem to play well into the notion that his God waves a magic wand and determines who's male and who's female.
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TampaZeke > MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
It's commonly stated but inaccurate to say that all fetuses start out female. EMBRYOS start out physically sex-neutral (interestingly, at 9 weeks the genital tuber of male and female embryos looks like a penis) but by the time they become fetuses, at around 10 to 11 weeks, male and female genitals are already differentiated and distinct.
But again, that doesn't determine gender. That's something that this hateful, ignorant religious loony tune doesn't, and doesn't want to, understand.
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Librarykid > TampaZeke • 4 days ago
And, as was mentioned above, that differentiation process does not always go perfectly. There are babies born looking female that enter puberty and suddenly have a penis. There are babies born looking male, but what looks like a penis is a large clitoris fronting a set of ovaries. Ignorance passing as religion could fill the 7 seas.
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TampaZeke > Librarykid • 3 days ago
Absolutely. These asshats can't even comprehend that sex and gender are two distinct things. They certainly can't begin to consider that sex and genitalia don't always correspond or that intersex people exist. That would require them to consider that their god actually does make "mistakes" because they can't fathom that a variation from their narrowly defined "norms" could be anything other than a mistake.
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Jay Sheckley > TampaZeke • 4 days ago
OOCYTES have no gender at all
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Paula > TampaZeke • 4 days ago
And they still look like little screaming aliens when they come out!
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TampaZeke > TampaZeke • 4 days ago
This asshole runs his hate cult out of the town I was born in and that REALLY pisses me off!
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Gene > TampaZeke • 4 days ago
you were born in....Tupolo?
I must ask...why oh why did you ever leave?
:)
((we all love home...I even move my messed up home in the mountains...but...ouch))
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TampaZeke > Gene • 4 days ago
I was born in Tupelo only because it was the closest specialty hospital to my home town of Oxford, which couldn't be more different from Tupelo. Oxford is an wonderful town but unfortunately you get the feeling that you're living on a tiny island in a sea of ignorance and hate.
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Reality.Bites > MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
To give your other hand something to do while masturbating
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RGG > MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
For fun.
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perversatile > RGG • 4 days ago
For Spinning
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Oh'behr > perversatile • 4 days ago
I'm upvoting you as I'm transfixed by spinners.
I still remember my first trip to New Orleans and asking my Mom what those little cloth things were called. Pasties. At least she answered my 11 year old question.
Not to confuse them with Michigan Upper Peninsula Cornish derived pasties which are pronounced differently and cannot be worn on your nipples. Though I suppose one could if that is some fetish I yet to know about ....
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perversatile > Oh'behr • 4 days ago
Oh great now I'm going to have nightmares about pasties sploshers.
On a lighter note, one of my favorite places when I was a little kid, was called the Palomino Lounge. For absolutely no other reason than the giant fiberglass pony out in front of the bar, rearing up on it's back legs, that, and the sawdust on the floor.
Sawdust on the floor, something so completely at odds with the daily barrage of ''wash your hands make your bed don't track dirt in the house look at this mess you made do I look like your maid'' all I could do was label it 'Grown-up Stuff'. Like those rare occasions when I got to skip school and ride around with my Dad all day, and have ice cream sandwiches for lunch.
One time at the Palomino, I saw a lady dancing with a snake, and while the snake was cool, SHE HAD LITTLE HATS ON HER BOOBIES! Yes, It was ALL CAPS exciting. When I asked my Dad about the little hats, he said it was because she was shy. Being around 8 or so at the time, this struck me as a perfectly reasonable answer.
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UrsusArctos > Oh'behr • 4 days ago
Internet Rule 34 again. See "Sploshing"
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Oh'behr > UrsusArctos • 4 days ago
Thanks, Now I know.
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UrsusArctos > Oh'behr • 4 days ago
Sorry about that. <grin>
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vorpal > perversatile • 4 days ago
OMG... love that movie, and love that scene.
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perversatile > vorpal • 4 days ago
''Revenge is better than Christmas'' ♥♥♥♥♥
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Carl > MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
Men have nipplesome so I can suck on them. Duh.
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Oh'behr > Carl • 4 days ago
Lick, too. And flick. And fondle.
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grada3784 > MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
I'll have to check Sandburg's bio of Lincoln, but I think Abe figured that one out.
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BeccaM > MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
So I'd have something to stare at whenever Liam Helmsworth takes off his shirt?
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Mark > MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
They're fun!!!
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Bad Tom > MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
For licking.
It seems obvious to me.
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Robincho > MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
Dunno, but I'm SUPER glad they do…
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Chris Baker > MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
And the fact that there are a number people born with the genitalia of both sexes, But don't confuse him with the facts.
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JDM > MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
That's not really an argument against his position, though. Consider vestigial structures, which present in both male and female morphologies.
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That_Looks_Delicious • 4 days ago
Uh, sure. Let's go with that one.
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Librarykid > That_Looks_Delicious • 4 days ago
Is that "Suffer the little children or insufferable little children?" I am confused by the love.
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rubellapox2 > That_Looks_Delicious • 4 days ago
Hahahahahaha.....
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WIGuy • 4 days ago
If the AFA is normal then I will proudly be a deviant!!!
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billbear1961 > WIGuy • 4 days ago
^^This!!^^
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Librarykid > WIGuy • 4 days ago
If just for the intelligence quotient percentile to which it raises you.
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AtticusP • 4 days ago
Hey, Bryan!
Dun Dun DUNNNN ##
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That_Looks_Delicious > AtticusP • 4 days ago
...
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Paula > That_Looks_Delicious • 4 days ago
Or your partner leaves a note on the refrigerator for you
Evil Forces called, will call back later.
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BeccaM > That_Looks_Delicious • 4 days ago
Of course that call would be on the AT&T wireless network... That's one too many bars of reception, though. Nobody gets that much except when camped out directly under a cell tower.
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That_Looks_Delicious > BeccaM • 4 days ago
Good catch, Becca. So now we know the entrance to hell is directly under a cell tower. Which could put it anywhere in L.A. Or Phoenix.
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pj > That_Looks_Delicious • 4 days ago
hell call back
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BeccaM • 4 days ago
Gee, I wasn't aware that Bi was my gender and not being female.
Guess this asshole also never heard of intersexed or all the different genetic conditions which can result in something other than the two and only two boxes he wants to jam everyone into.
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safari > BeccaM • 4 days ago
Bisexuals and lesbians don't exist. I've been told by men it's the men acting like a woman that is the real problem. Women's identity and sexuality is just something to not talk about.
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BeccaM > safari • 4 days ago
Ah, I see. That must be why they don't want us to have access to OB/GYN health care either. Thanks for enlightening me! :-D
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Oh'behr > BeccaM • 4 days ago
Bryan's solution.
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Todd20036 > Oh'behr • 4 days ago
Too be fair, that's me on some weekend nights.
But the "box" seems to enjoy it.
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Smokey • 4 days ago
Well, I guess the secret is out, there go my weekends as I'm so committed to the cause...
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perversatile > Smokey • 4 days ago
Too busy to nap?
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Ed Burrow > Smokey • 4 days ago
3:30 is what did you in..
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BearEyes > Ed Burrow • 4 days ago
a protein shake is welcome any time of day.
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Ed Burrow > BearEyes • 4 days ago
Aren't they though?
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BearEyes > Ed Burrow • 4 days ago
works for me.
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Ed Burrow > BearEyes • 4 days ago
That is normal, right?
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zhera > Smokey • 4 days ago
Needs (more) sex.
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billbear1961 > zhera • 4 days ago
Where can you find time for THAT, Zhera, when you're busy with the demands of world CONQUEST?!
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zhera > billbear1961 • 4 days ago
NEEDS.
Not 'has'. ;-P
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billbear1961 > Smokey • 4 days ago
Smokey, chéri, you are NOT supposed to reveal the activities at 2:00 PM!
That's Top Secret!!
=8o
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Smokey > billbear1961 • 4 days ago
C'est dommage. I suspect that in Bri-bri's world 11PM is the real affront to his "values". You know, sanctity and all that clap-trap.
3:)
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billbear1961 > Smokey • 4 days ago
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BearEyes > Smokey • 4 days ago
I would suggest a martini break after tea dance.
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Smokey > BearEyes • 4 days ago
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host.
Dorothy Parker
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BearEyes > Smokey • 4 days ago
here's to the host!
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bkmn • 4 days ago
If their religion is so right and righteous why do they have to lie so much?
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safari > bkmn • 4 days ago
$.
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bkmn > safari • 4 days ago
No, its more like $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ (suckers!)
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BeccaM > bkmn • 4 days ago
Because they don't want us to notice stuff like this--
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bkmn > BeccaM • 4 days ago
Or when they get on or off their paid for with tax-exempt funds private jets.
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RainbowPhoenix > bkmn • 4 days ago
Especially since there is actually a commandment against it.
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billbear1961 > bkmn • 4 days ago
Because it is neither right nor righteous!
And their foul behaviour PROVES it is neither!
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Friday > bkmn • 3 days ago
I'm pretty sure 'righteous' is to 'right' as 'Truthy' is to 'Truth.'
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Jeffrey • 4 days ago
When Satan frist approached me about this, I said "I am super busy right now." But he wasn't having any of it...you know how Satan is. So I put on my GG (Gay Gestapo) coat, which is pink leather and got to work normalizing deviant sexual mores and glamorizing cocksucking. Its just what you do. I mean I was going to do the cocksucking anyway, so I couldn't really say no.
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BeccaM > Jeffrey • 4 days ago
I couldn't decide between the three-inch pumps, the comfy running shoes, or the Doc Martens, and in the delay I missed the Gay Agenda courtesy van today. Somewhere there's an entire girl scout troop who weren't informed that women need men like a fish needs a bicycle. I'll have to pull a double shift tomorrow.
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Octavio > Jeffrey • 4 days ago
☝︎☝︎Hah! This!!!!!☝︎☝︎
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popebuck1 • 4 days ago
Wait, LGBTQ are genders, now? You really do learn something new every day.
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Paula > popebuck1 • 4 days ago
The B would fit me. But, it would be for Bitch, not Bi.
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Cackalaquiano > Paula • 4 days ago
Oh, that's all of us when we need to be, right?
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Paula > Cackalaquiano • 4 days ago
Most definitely!!
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B Snow > Cackalaquiano • 2 days ago
Okay, can't embed the video, and can't remove the privacy notice....some days I hate technology....
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thom • 4 days ago
DAMMIT GUYS!
you promised you could keep the mission a secret!
who let the cat out of the bag?
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Bad Tom > thom • 4 days ago
The cat really wanted out.
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billbear1961 • 4 days ago
Well, I am a six-six-SIX on the Kinsey Scale!
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TampaDink > billbear1961 • 4 days ago
Well that is just sick.
(I scored the same.) ☺
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billbear1961 > TampaDink • 4 days ago
:-)
XO
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TampaDink > billbear1961 • 4 days ago
OX
☺
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GC > billbear1961 • 4 days ago
There's something very right about it being at 6 upvotes. :)
(Edit: not for long! So I'll go ahead and upvote it myself, too.)
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billbear1961 > GC • 4 days ago
:-)
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another_steve • 4 days ago
"The Gay Gestapo is on a mission from the Dark Lord to relentlessly harass, intimidate, punish, and silence every advocate of sexual normalcy."
Look, I'm on a mission to get my husband to fondle my balls from time to time.
Older gay male couples reading here will understand.
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Mark > another_steve • 4 days ago
I har ya! I get overly excited when I forget to put the back-scratcher on the night stand...and roll over on it in the night. OOoH! Baby!
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Carl • 4 days ago
I'm sure it has been commented on by now, but I don't remember anyone claiming Gay was a gender.
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JW Swift > Carl • 4 days ago
Shows how much they actually understand about the subject matter.
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Ed Burrow > Carl • 4 days ago
That was me. My bad.
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MB • 4 days ago
Gay butt-pirates of New Mexico, standing by for our marching orders !!!
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* Sorry about the tornadoes Dodge City...those were meant for Tupelo. We''ll try to have better aim next time.
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Paula > MB • 4 days ago
Gay butt pirates on Elephant Butte Lake?
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MB > Paula • 4 days ago
In 1,000 hot-air balloons !!!
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Paula > MB • 4 days ago
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase Aerial Maneuvers.
;-)
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billbear1961 > MB • 4 days ago
And our invitation to the DANCE!
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MB > billbear1961 • 4 days ago
Hello Mr. bear,
What a refreshing sound to soothe the savage beast in this gay buccaneer.🎹
🌟 ¡ Bailamos ! 🌟
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billbear1961 > MB • 4 days ago
I dance--you dance--we all dance!
As we raise our eyes to behold the GLORY of JUSTICE, First and Greatest, Empress of the WORLD, Supreme GODDESS!
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Clive Johnson • 4 days ago
“But soon in Canada, it will be a crime to proclaim what the Bible and science teach about gender."
"Science"? Really? The religious right systematically excludes science when it conflicts with its supernatural religious fantasies.
Science? Okay then, announce on tomorrow's program you renounce Noah's Ark and creationism. Explain that you have no objective scientific evidence for your god belief. Announce that there is no reliable evidence for any number of things in the Bible.
No? Then, STFU.
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Friday > Clive Johnson • 4 days ago
"Science:" See their notions of 'Common Sense' and 'Natural Law' or 'truth' for hat matter, as in.... Not-science is 'science' if Christianists say so. :)
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Shy Guy > Clive Johnson • 4 days ago
It's not even what the Bible says:
"There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus." Galatians 3:28
If they can't get their own book of make-believe to agree with them, they're pretty doomed.
He knows science doesn't agree with him either, he just knows that his audience won't question his BS. They don't care what science says either way, it just sounds authoritative.
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Sam_Handwich • 4 days ago
i had tea with the Gay Gestapo Monday afternoon and they seemed like very nice boys
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billbear1961 > Sam_Handwich • 4 days ago
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safari > billbear1961 • 4 days ago
What's the best way to learn about classical music? I have a weird classical NPR hybrid here, but it's not something I can listen to real time. Any podcast or other resources? I bought a London symphony take but it was a boring collection of pop-classical... I'd like to learn and appreciate more.
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billbear1961 > safari • 4 days ago
CJ and I learned over years of following certain groups . . . especially those led by Christopher Hogwood, Trevor Pinnock, Neville Marriner, Raymond Leppard, Iona Brown. (THEY come most quickly to mind.)
Try out what you can find on YouTube by composers like JS Bach, Handel, Vivaldi, Telemann.
I've found some beautiful pieces by Telemann which were new to me, and have become acquainted with the "Swedish Handel," Johan Roman, through YouTube.
See what you can find in your library.
A lot of it is just exposing yourself to everything you can find and seeing what takes your fancy.
Above all else, it should be FUN!
:-)
(I do the best I can to expose posters to the music *I* love, and that gives me HOPE.)
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Steve Teeter > billbear1961 • 4 days ago
If I may add, without being too pedantic, try googling what you can find on "sonata-allegro form." Its basic harmonic structure underlies much of Baroque and all of Classical and Romantic music. In its most reduced form, it even structures the blues. It's not hard to understand, simply that in such a piece harmonic groups and musical themes are set "in conflict" with each other, creating tension and drama, conflict which by the end of the piece is resolved to everyone's satisfaction. The form is essential to Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Mendellsohn, and composers of that era. By the end of the 19th century, less so. It's really not hard to grasp, and if you do you will understand what's "going on" in the music much more clearly, and get a lot more enjoyment out of it.
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billbear1961 > Steve Teeter • 4 days ago
No, no, no, thank you VERY much for this post, Steve!
I've had a quick look in Wiki--thank you. It's not the first time I've come across this subject.
I've been drawn to the beauties of the minuet and fugue, in particular, for some time. They satisfy a deep-seated need in me for order-- beautiful, melodious, harmonious ORDER--JOY expressed with civilized and civilizing restraint, Apollonian joy--a world of golden cities, sparkling fountains and beautiful, flowing gardens . . . in the LIGHT.
This music guards a melancholy nature from abject DESPAIR.
It keeps hope ALIVE!!
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Robincho > Steve Teeter • 4 days ago
You haven't lived until you've read the analysis of Mozart's piano concerti by the magnificently named Cuthbert Girdlestone...
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Roger Mann > safari • 4 days ago
As has been said, find yourself a good classical music radio station and listen to it regularly. May I recommend ABC Classic FM here in Oz? They broadcast concerts (both from Australia and overseas) every day, and their presenters (almost all of them trained musicians themselves) are excellent. They stream on the internet 24/7, and on their website they give full details of the pieces (and recordings) they play. ABC CLASSIC FM
Then, if a piece catches your ear, go to Youtube, where you'll almost certainly find at least one clip of it, often many, in performances ranging from "this is Dad and me rehearsing XYZ for my high school concert" to wonderful HD concert performances where you can see what the performers are doing. (There are some very good music-educational clips there too.)
But classical music does speak a different language from popular music, one in which catchy tunes are less important than how a composer shapes his music like an architect in sound; but as with any language, the only real way to learn it is by constant, relaxed listening. It takes time, but with listening will come understanding -- and with understanding will come love. Of course not every work, not every composer, not every musical style, will touch your heart; but no matter. It's your heart!
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billbear1961 > safari • 4 days ago
One problem with the 3rd movement of Tchaikovsky's Sixth is that too many conductors rush through it WAY too fast, robbing it of its exultant MAJESTY.
As for the finale, the 4th movement is the last word on DESPAIR.
THIS will be THE music to play for the DEATH of this REPUBLIC if Drumpf and his fellow FASCISTS in the GOP win the election this November.
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Roger Mann > billbear1961 • 4 days ago
Speaking of despair:
And:
Scherza infida in grembo al drudo,
Io tradito a morte in braccio
Per tua colpa ora men vo ....
(Enjoy yourself, faithless one, in your lover's embraces
While I am betrayed into the arms of death
For you have struck me through my heart ...)
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billbear1961 > Roger Mann • 4 days ago
I feel a growing DESPAIR that that leering, slobbering THUG and slanderous GANGSTER may be elected POTUS, Roger.
If so, this country is DAMNED--and I fear it may drag the rest of the world with it into CHAOS and COLLAPSE.
I will NOT accept it--I won't bow down to it!!
The "authority" of the GOP is SHOT!!
And Trump is UNFIT by every definition of the WORD!
He would DISGRACE the presidency and the country and lead us--and the WORLD--to DISASTER!!
It must NOT come to pass!!
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BeccaM > billbear1961 • 4 days ago
Pace yourself, dear Billbear. It's going to take a lot of effort to keep that monster from the White House and also to bring down the party which chose him to be their nominee.
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billbear1961 > BeccaM • 4 days ago
Not only are they going to suppress the vote, they will STEAL it where they can.
There will be armed vigilantes attempting to intimidate voters at some polling stations, as if this were a THIRD-WORLD country!
And remember the 30 or 40 THOUSAND new voters in Georgia (?) who registered to vote in the 2014 midterms and were DENIED their right to vote because the GOP secretary of state there said he suspected "irregularities" in the registration process?! It went to court, but too late for those people to be able to vote!! Well, you KNOW they'll be up to criminal tricks like that again--you KNOW they will!
It's DISGUSTING, and NO ONE makes SURE the people's right to vote is PROTECTED in this godforsaken country!!
It's like something out of a futuristic novel that no one would believe credible in a FREE society!
But we are letting it happen HERE and NOW!!
CJ told me he saw a Politico article that said Democrats are experiencing an upswing in new registrants to vote. Great, but WILL the new registrations be RESPECTED, or will they meet with illegal interference from state-level GOP gangsters??
They will stop at NOTHING to take FULL control of the federal government!!
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billbear1961 > BeccaM • 4 days ago
I know, and it's not even June yet!
I do not trust this electorate. The press make little effort to keep them truly informed, and many of them REFUSE to listen to anything but the LIES they WANT to believe.
Their ignorance is WILLFUL.
That man is a slanderous THUG, attempting to bully and hate his way into the Oval Office.
Once there, he'd TEAR this country APART.
There cannot be a better indication of just how LOW this country has SUNK--how the media have FAILED in their DUTY to keep people informed--than the fact that that OBVIOUS con artist and unapologetic HATEMONGER has a serious CHANCE of actually winning the presidency!
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pj > billbear1961 • 4 days ago
achingly beautiful..the bear knows
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billbear1961 > pj • 4 days ago
We've just LET them poison the minds of a third of the population with their relentless LIES. In some swing states, that number hovers at 50%.
Listen to the slanderous GARBAGE Trump is spewing against the Clintons with his eye on the swing states.
I've said that if McCain or Romney had been elected POTUS, I would have been VERY unhappy, but I would have accepted the election results.
I will NOT accept a slanderous GANGSTER and obvious, cynical, arrogant CON ARTIST as my President, or recognize the "authority" of a party that thinks winning a general election means it's OPEN SEASON on the Constitution and the RIGHTS of MILLIONS.
Nothing can justify or legitimize such blatant FASCISM--NOTHING.
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billbear1961 > safari • 4 days ago
Do not listen to our Eddi about Tchaikovsky's Sixth, safari!
Judge its MAJESTY for yourself!
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Smokey > safari • 4 days ago
If I can put in a plug for our local station: a great resource.http://wwfm.org
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pj > safari • 4 days ago
wfmt in chicago they are on the innertubes
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WildwoodGuy > safari • 4 days ago
Or you could go to AllClassical.org and click on the listen button... and just ....listen... until you find that it is something you simply can't be without... and then each day you'll learn something new, hear something new, find a new treasure you never knew you missed until then.
I have it playing on my stereo 24/7 and on my computer whenever it's on... and on my laptop whenever I'm traveling. And you'll *LOVE* the 'Tillicam'! It's about halfway down the right hand side of the main screen... and is a delightful way to pass the day.
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Eddi Haskell > safari • 4 days ago
You can find just about everything up on YouTube, and experiment. You can even download them as MP3's. See what you like. Start with the great classics. Beethoven 5 and 9 Symphonies, Tchaikovsky 5 (I do not like the 6th, the Pathetique), Brahms 1, Dvorak 8, Mozart 40 (find anything by Benjamin Britten as conductor on youtube), Sibelius 5. Handel Music for the Royal Fireworks. Just listen to it. After a while you will have some favorite periods and composers, and even conductors (for example, I like anything that is conducted by the great Herbert Blomstedt). Just listen and don't worry about learning -- but loving. Knowledge will emerge.
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billbear1961 > Eddi Haskell • 4 days ago
Eddi!
Tchaikovsky's Sixth Symphony is a towering Masterpiece!
Its first movement ALONE has no superior in ALL of Romantic Music!
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olandp > billbear1961 • 4 days ago
Fascinating to see the visualization. It makes the individual instruments stand out. I usually hear music as a whole, not thinking about the different parts. I was most fascinated by the flutes.
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safari > Sam_Handwich • 4 days ago
Well manicured lawn. Always there to help the neighbors.
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Todd • 4 days ago
As if AFA members know anything about normalcy of any kind, let alone sexual.
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billbear1961 > Todd • 4 days ago
That eye-rolling lady sure gets around!
But she gets TONS of practice with the American right to react to!
(Listening to the relentless CRAP spewed by the right, I really AM beginning to understand why people--especially SANE Americans--DRINK.)
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B Snow > billbear1961 • 2 days ago
Jessica Walter as Louise 1, in "Arrested Development". Liza Minnelli was Louise 2. Hilarious show.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt03...
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Uncle Mark • 4 days ago
"Gay Gestapo?" I thought he was talking about my Gay Gazpacho, which IS sinfully delicious. Maybe that's what Mr Fisher is really talking about. He does get easily confused.
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fuzzybits • 4 days ago
Bri Bri Kravitz is at it again.
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geoffalnutt > fuzzybits • 4 days ago
"Abner! They're doing it again!"
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safari > fuzzybits • 4 days ago
It gives his life purpose. Without it, he might have to examine himself.
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fuzzybits > safari • 4 days ago
I just don't want to know what's in that pile of meat.
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Cboulder > safari • 4 days ago
I would prefer him not doing too much rigorous self-examination
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Ross • 4 days ago
For almost two thousand years The Church has been a place of enshrined bigotry, hatred, violence, pedophilia, and has ruined the lives of countless people.
And all based on made-up nonsense. Bat-shit crazy nonsense! And this bat-shit craziness exempts them from taxes!!!!!!!!!!!
Now though, at last, people are successfully pushing back, and saying loud and clear, FUCK YOU ASSHOLES. WE ALL DESERVE EQUAL RIGHTS.
And the response from religious leaders?
They act like they are the victim.
You know, when I was younger I believed in non-violence. Today? I would like to personally strangle such mother-fuckers. I won't, of course, but would very much like to.
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Deacon Phreque > Ross • 4 days ago
Just make it a point to take good enough care of yourself to live a long enough life to piss on as many of their graves as possible. Some people have a bucket list; I have a grave piss wish list.
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Mark > Ross • 4 days ago
Just know - you got a friend - and I'll be glad to help.
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Eddi Haskell • 4 days ago
I thought Christians were not supposed to hate people and spread lies. Does Bryan Fischer honestly think he follows the teachings of Jesus? Look, I am not being snarky - I am being respectful, and even though I am not Christian myself I simply do not get this jerk. He is as far from a Christian as Attila the Hun.was.
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Smokey > Eddi Haskell • 4 days ago
In today's currency, "Christian" has as much relation to its original meaning as "Republican" does. In other words, currency rules.
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Jay George • 4 days ago
A mission from the Dark Lord? Why didn't I get a memo?!
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Jay George > Jay George • 4 days ago
I bet everything he knows about biology and genetics would fit in his hat.
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David L. Caster > Jay George • 4 days ago
Everything Bryan Fischer knows about biology, genetics, human sexuality, and the entirety of recorded history would fit in a gnat's armpit—and roll around like a BB in a freight car.
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Mark > David L. Caster • 4 days ago
If you took everything brian knows and rolled it up, and then set it on the edge of a razor blade - it'd look like a bb on a 4 lane highway....
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TampaDink > Jay George • 4 days ago
With plenty of room to spare.
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olandp • 4 days ago
What exactly is "sexual normalcy"? Gender, including genitals, is not determined at conception. Seventh week for humans. Some animals change their gender at different points in their lifespan.
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Friday > olandp • 4 days ago
Actually various parts of body and brain develop at different times, that's how you get trans people for Christianists to freak out about in the first place. :)
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Ed Burrow > olandp • 4 days ago
The bible never covered that.
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Cackalaquiano > Ed Burrow • 4 days ago
Therefore it's not real. Kinda like algebra.
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Bad Tom > Cackalaquiano • 4 days ago
Well, the Bible does assert that Pi = 3.
1 Kings 7:23
And, LO, all the wheels did turn octagonal, in accordance with the LORDS command. And, VERILY, all the CARS didst stop on the FREEWAY, because it was SO bumpy. And GOODYEAR was well pleased, for THEY KNEW they had sumptuous sales ahead, fixing all the DAMN tires.
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Paula > Bad Tom • 4 days ago
One of my favorite parables!
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GC > Paula • 4 days ago
Beati illi qui in circulum circumeunt, fient enim magnae rotae.
(Blessed are those who go around in circles, for they shall become big wheels.)
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billbear1961 > GC • 4 days ago
:D
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billbear1961 > Bad Tom • 4 days ago
:O
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RainbowPhoenix • 4 days ago
Seems to me that the idea of men being entitled to sex and that they can own women is something that needs to be destroyed.
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NancyP • 4 days ago
Eye of Sauron, reporting for duty!
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madknits • 4 days ago
Thirty-one genders?
Fifty-eight genders?
Satan?
The Dark Lord?
What is this? Harry Potter?
Either someone is doing way too many drugs, or not enough.
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OrliJoe in Fla > madknits • 4 days ago
Not enough good ones.
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popebuck1 > madknits • 4 days ago
It's like cable tv - there are a hundred genders and still no one good to date on a Saturday night.
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Cackalaquiano > madknits • 4 days ago
I've definitely added "sex with at least 15 different genders" to my bucket list. But... I'm not even sure how. Like, is there even porn for that?
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Bad Tom > Cackalaquiano • 4 days ago
There's porn for everything.
So, yes.
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Christopher Smith > Bad Tom • 4 days ago
Rule 34.
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pj > Bad Tom • 4 days ago
mormon porn ....hot
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UrsusArctos > Cackalaquiano • 4 days ago
Internet Rule 34
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UrsusArctos > madknits • 4 days ago
It's the Evangelicism. It destroys your brain. Someone NEEDS to get him some drugs meds to help with his delusions.
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unsavedheathen > madknits • 4 days ago
When you're telling a fable to children, this is the language you use.
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Clair • 4 days ago
NOW they care about science?!?
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Natty Enquirer > Clair • 4 days ago
Yeah, they're fine with everything up through Aristotle.
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Cboulder • 4 days ago
Try looking at a book or two about genetics before proclaiming yourself an expert
Start with Turners syndrome, Klinefelter's syndrome, androgen receptor gene, and even more. Not that I expect you to to enlighten yourself or your audience, but I will give you the opportunity to educate yourself because most of us know that ignorance is a curable malady: Stupidity, not so much.
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Dobby • 4 days ago
Aw. Bless their shriveled up, dead, little hearts. Then fuck those fucking fuckers.
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Oh'behr > Dobby • 4 days ago
I think it needs one more, fuckity fuckers. :-)
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GC > Dobby • 4 days ago
Not for love or money!
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kaydenpat • 4 days ago
Who exactly is Bryan talking to? Who actually believes that gay people are comparable in any way or form to Nazis? He is a ridiculous person deserving nothing but ridicule.
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David L. Caster > kaydenpat • 4 days ago
Supposedly, he potentially reaches around 2 million listeners on a network of radio stations that carry his program. I suspect many of them are low-power AM stations with limited reach.
Bryan Fischer is part of the christianist noise machine: well organized and loud, with disproportionate influence.
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hdtex • 4 days ago
As an official member of "The Gay Gestapo" I demand better uniforms dammit! Something in leather with epaulets and brass buttons please.
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Dave • 4 days ago
I think I saw Dark Lord on Scruff. Hot.
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William • 4 days ago
Cool, I'll march down the hill and tell my studly neighbor to prepare to be boarded.
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Ninja0980 • 4 days ago
Who keeps releasing our evil plans for world domination?
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KarenAtFOH > Ninja0980 • 4 days ago
My bad. I changed my password on the Big Gay Document Server to "1hotlesbian", which the Christians obviously cracked in a heartbeat.
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bambinoitaliano • 4 days ago
What an insult! If I ran a Gay Gestapo, the last thing I would allow is this attention whore gaining any media attention. He would be sitting at the bottom of a dry well guarded by a collie.
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Smokey > bambinoitaliano • 4 days ago
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Oh'behr > Smokey • 4 days ago
I'd rather have the collie drop a bottle of lotion down to Bryan (aka, Silence of the Lambs, sort of). Bye, Bye, Bryan.
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rubellapox2 > Oh'behr • 4 days ago
Haaaaa, that's the image I got when I first read the comment....
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Ken Campbell > Smokey • 4 days ago
Speaking of gender identity, Lassie was the longest male actor playing a female role. ALL of the Lassie collies were male
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BeccaM > bambinoitaliano • 4 days ago
Poor collie! Can't you just rig up some electric fencing or something? Or maybe put one of those shock collars on Bryan so he doesn't cross the invisible border wire. He's sure to think it's God making him stay put.
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bambinoitaliano > BeccaM • 4 days ago
Because this Lassie will not go ask for help.
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oikos > bambinoitaliano • 4 days ago
It needs to get the hose.
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teedofftaxpayer • 4 days ago
I want to be a member of the gay gestapo. And I still want to know what the "F--k" the Gay Agenda is. I'm 68 and no one bothered to tell me.
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Sam_Handwich > teedofftaxpayer • 4 days ago
teh gay agenda is a three-pronged approach..
-Overthrow civilization
-Put out the dishes
-Wash the cat
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Paula > Sam_Handwich • 4 days ago
Will I have time to fill my car first?
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DaMoldBrok > Paula • 4 days ago
Please tell me it's a Subaru!!!
If not, a pick'em up truck would suffice, by the way, I'll be moving soon.....
:-)
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Paula > DaMoldBrok • 4 days ago
Sorry, VW Passat. My sweetie is going to get a truck soon. Now our girls are in high school and have their own transportation, we can get rid of the family cars.
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DaMoldBrok > Paula • 3 days ago
Well. okay. I just thought Subaru's was mandatory ;-)
Is that a stereotypical statement?
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Hank • 4 days ago
The Gay Gestapo Is On A Mission From Satan To Destroy All Sexual Normalcy!!!
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chicago dyke • 4 days ago
the sad thing is, i destroy sexual normalcy almost every day, and do i get any credit? no. /pouts/ i create hurricanes, tornadoes, dance parties and socialite balls, and what do i get from you Bitches? not even so much as cheap satin.
i am putting my dildo and vibrator away and going home. don't say i didn't try, gosh darnit.
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BeccaM > chicago dyke • 4 days ago
Well, we did get those lovely toaster ovens.
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Michael • 4 days ago
From the side that sinfully redefines discrimination as a "religious belief." LOL!
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Ritorna Vincitor • 4 days ago
He sounds really upset. Things must be going right.
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LADY MABELINE • 4 days ago
If we are such a powerful community backed by Satan, how come we have to face perpetual homophobia and political discrimination?
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popebuck1 > LADY MABELINE • 4 days ago
You might ask the same thing about all the trials suffered by "God's chosen people," the Jews. After a few centuries, I wonder how many of them were ready to decline the honor.
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Friday > popebuck1 • 4 days ago
I think it's kind of a kinky thing that way.
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safari > LADY MABELINE • 4 days ago
The same reason why the holy state of Oklahoma will be shaken to death: gods don't exist.
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GC > safari • 4 days ago
They certainly exist as characters in people's minds.
Believers doing things in their gods' name are a real and powerful force.
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barrixines • 4 days ago
Why attack Caitlyn when she supports about ninety nine percent of what you people say? She's your people, Bryan.
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Buford • 4 days ago
Sexual normalcy... like pastor on child congregant... or brother on sister... or uber-hypocritical GOP legislator on gay prostitute. The kinda action only Real America™ understands.
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Friday • 4 days ago
OK, Bryan, you can rest secure in the knowledge you're still a raving lunatic.
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MT YVR • 4 days ago
Look, I did not send them out on this mission. I just don't have the time to organize it. And really, with so many other things to do (like each other) my gay minions just aren't likely to do this without oversight.
As it is the last time I tried to get them to do something on their own we got the moose. Ok, fair, I admit I left them at the remnants table, but who the Me thought they'd make something of it. Sure, whathisname made the platypus, but that's after I introduced Him to weed....
As for sexual normalcy going, going gone? Oh, hon. Please. Look to your own back yard before you climb over my fence to piss about my garden, mmkay?
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Jude Newton • 4 days ago
If science and biology are ruled by the Dark Lord, then get me the T-shirt "I Worship The Dark Lord"
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Larry Gist • 4 days ago
It's funny how they scream "SCIENCE" when it backs their claims, but tell them that SCIENCE says people are born gay, or climate change is real and NO NO NO!!!!
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Friday > Larry Gist • 4 days ago
When Christianists say 'Science says' they mean 'My denialist ignorance of science says.'
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Mark Alexander • 4 days ago
All I can say is...
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easygoingmister > Mark Alexander • 4 days ago
Yikes! This image will assuredly haunt me in my dreams.
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Jay George • 4 days ago
OT: Ambrosia Starling continues to give Roy Moore a much deserved hard time. :)
http://www.theguardian.com/us-...
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Nychta > Jay George • 4 days ago
Nice article. If she runs for governor she has my support.
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Jay George > Nychta • 4 days ago
Mine too absolutely, but I do fear for her safety if she goes that route.
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Cackalaquiano > Jay George • 4 days ago
I didn't realize that she was one of the key leaders behind the judicial complaint. Not sure how I missed that. Thanks for sharing this!
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Jay George > Cackalaquiano • 4 days ago
Yes she is. She's a local hero to a small group of forward thinking Bamians. :) Starling led the charge.
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Cackalaquiano > Jay George • 4 days ago
I love her. I hope her fame grows exponentially, the way Panti Bliss did in Ireland.
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Nychta • 4 days ago
“Everything we know about biology and genetics confirms this. Everyone is either a male or a female from the moment he was conceived to the moment he dies."
"He was conceived ... he dies?" So Fischer thinks there's actually only a male gender?
I guess he's never heard of intersexed people or people with androgen insensitivity. And he, like others of his ilk, doesn't have a clue that transwomen are women and transmen are men.
Taking it to another level, poor dude was left out when the pleasure memo circulated: Whoever you are and whatever bits you have, enjoy!
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Gene > Nychta • 4 days ago
and other peoples bits too!
alas..his lot will never admit trans people are the gender that they are...
I know their argument about Chromosomes...sigh
we must never abandon our Trans brothers and sisters, but,I take some comfort in the fact we are having this struggle./debate when not all that long ago, even most GLB groups, still hoping for a slightly thicker slice of the loaf...much less half the loaf, avoided defending them like the political kiss of death it would have been.
now...while far from won, we can do the RIGHT thing, and know we do it from a position of moral decency, and political Strength! my....how things HAVE changed
:)
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Deacon Phreque • 4 days ago
Gay Gestapo? Okay, so if I'm a straight ally and I want to join up, do I wear a rainbow armband, or is Bryan going to make me sew on a pink triangle on my shirt? Should I get a glitter bazooka for a weapon, just to fit the "militant" label?
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Oh'behr > Deacon Phreque • 4 days ago
We'll give you a butterfly unicorn kitten.
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The_Wretched > Oh'behr • 4 days ago
the wings are upside down, i find that disturbing.
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William > Deacon Phreque • 4 days ago
You get to wear some fabulous boots.
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ByronK • 4 days ago
When I look at him, why do I get the feeling that he has an entire boatload of dirty secrets and fetishes. I bet they involve a ball gag, Ann Coulter, a nun with a whip, and some naked choir boys.
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grada3784 • 4 days ago
I hope the jack boots aren't mandatory. My feet would swell too much.
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douglas • 4 days ago
Hooray for godless Canada! !
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Houndentenor • 4 days ago
If only gays (or bi or trans people) had 0.01% of the political clout Fisher and other fearmongers claim we have. He knows it's not true. We can't even get a pissant little nondiscrimination law through Congress or over half the states.
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TampaZeke • 4 days ago
I don't have to point out what's wrong with calling gay people the "Gaystapo".
Of course we shouldn't be surprised in the least since these same people have been known to call liberal Jews, "Nazis".
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Spudger • 4 days ago
Is it not the "Gaystapo" anymore? What the fuck am I going to do with all those uniform patches I ordered? I had to put down a DEPOSIT, Bryan.
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Friday > Spudger • 4 days ago
Apparently now the 'Gay Gestapo of Sauron' or some such. :)
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Spudger > Friday • 4 days ago
Well that's just a lazy mashup right there.
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Cackalaquiano • 4 days ago
I do want to know more about the 31 genders the New York City is proposing. Do elaborate Bryan.
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Gaymurcan • 4 days ago
Wow that is some 10 dimensional National Institute of Mental Health crazy delusional lying, right there.
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hagsrus • 4 days ago
Treacle? How sweet!
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GuestStop • 4 days ago
I am not on a mission from Satan. Satan is on a mission from me. He should be delivering that shit pizza for you soon.
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John • 4 days ago
This nut is a walking shit-storm of stupid!
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MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
"We're for sexual normalcy. Vote Trump cause he loves the ladies and, like god, he's a boob man."
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Oh'behr > MikeBx2 • 4 days ago
Should there be liking false boobs before liking God? I wish someone would ask the Evangelicals that question.
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Hue-Man • 4 days ago
“But soon in Canada, it will be a crime to proclaim what the Bible and science teach about gender."
??? Is this a Canada in an alternate multi-verse?
The Canadian Supreme Court has ruled on the issue. Wiki says:
"In February 2013, the Court released its reasons in Saskatchewan Human Rights Commission v Whatcott. The Court held that, although Bible passages, biblical beliefs and the principles derived from those beliefs can be legally and reasonably advanced in public discourse, extreme manifestations of the emotion
described by the words "detestation" and "vilification" cannot be."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
In case you'd forgotten, Bill Whatcott is now persecuting the unsuspecting people of the Philippines!
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Mark Neé Fuzz > Hue-Man • 4 days ago
Now don't go complicating the issue with facts. We'll have none of that.
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B Snow > Hue-Man • 2 days ago
I like the way he makes it sounds like the Bible and science are in agreement about gender.
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madknits > Hue-Man • 4 days ago
I think Bry bry thinks Canada is part of the US. He needs to be slapped upside the head. With a two by four.
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2karmanot • 4 days ago
Is it still a sin to make love to a sock?
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Reality.Bites > 2karmanot • 4 days ago
Yes.
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BeccaM > Reality.Bites • 4 days ago
Lambchop, nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Bad Tom > BeccaM • 4 days ago
LAMBCHOP: Oh, yessssss!
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grada3784 > Bad Tom • 4 days ago
Roasted with lots of potatoes.
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Bad Tom > grada3784 • 4 days ago
And a bit of mint jelly.
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2karmanot > Bad Tom • 3 days ago
Agnus Dei and roasted potatoes.
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DaMoldBrok > BeccaM • 4 days ago
I was going to add "With a touch of mint", but accidently hit the down button, sorry, my bad.
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MB > 2karmanot • 4 days ago
Only if your sock swallows.
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Ed Burrow > MB • 4 days ago
I got way too many sins.
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Cackalaquiano > 2karmanot • 4 days ago
Oh, maybe that's one of the 31 genders?
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Paula > Cackalaquiano • 4 days ago
I think that's Baskin-Robbins.
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JW Swift > Paula • 4 days ago
Oh, great. Now I'm imagining sex with ice cream...
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BearEyes > JW Swift • 4 days ago
tampopo.
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BeccaM > 2karmanot • 4 days ago
Aye, for it is the abomination known as the Great Tubesock Holocaust. Repent!
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JW Swift > 2karmanot • 4 days ago
If the sock is capable of informed consent, and you ask nicely...
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Ross • 4 days ago
The Gay Gestapo Is On A Mission From Satan To Destroy All Sexual Normalcy?
What? What? You mean the American Family Association got something RIGHT for once?
Will wonders never cease!
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Kevin Perez • 4 days ago
Fabulous!
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olandp > Kevin Perez • 4 days ago
OMG! He thinks "Springtime for Hitler" was a documentary.
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BearEyes > Kevin Perez • 4 days ago
didn't he just win a primary in TX?
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delk • 4 days ago
And if anybody knows about how to 'relentlessly harass'...
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perversatile > delk • 4 days ago
I think Bryan was referencing his mirror's ability to constantly horrify.
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JDM • 4 days ago
Perhaps if don't understand even the slightest nuances of this conversation - like the difference between sex and gender - you should refrain from airing your opinion publicly.
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JT • 4 days ago
American Family Association: The Gay Gestapo Is On A Mission From Satan To Destroy All Sexual Normalcy
Is that Duggarite sexual "normalcy" you're talking about?
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Richard Rush • 4 days ago
Example of sexual normalcy: The good old days when men attracted only to men pretended to be attracted to women and duped them into marriage . . . in order to survive in a hostile world.
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Gigi • 4 days ago
"But soon in Canada, it will be a crime to proclaim what the Bible and science teach about gender."
Don't involve my country in your bills lies and propaganda. Teaching what you think your buy-bull says will never be a crime in Canada. As far as science goes, you deny what science says about most things so again, stfu.
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Sam_Handwich • 4 days ago
this...
The House late Wednesday night passed a spending bill amendment that
would ban federal contractors who discriminate against lesbian, gay,
bisexual, or transgender people, putting into law a 2014 executive
order.
Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/...
Follow us: @politico on Twitter | Politico on Facebook
and this...
see more
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oikos > Sam_Handwich • 4 days ago
All Hail Homosexual Supremacy!
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billbear1961 • 4 days ago
“Everything we know about biology and genetics confirms this. Everyone is either a male or a female from the moment he was conceived to the moment he dies."
Just ONE of the provable FALSEHOODS in his diatribe. Many males are not genetically "XY" males, as there are females who are not "XX" females. Babies are born who are not clearly male or female, and there are those born with the attributes of BOTH sexes: hermaphrodites.
Another LIE: "A security guard at a grocery store in New York City was arrested last week and charged with assault for doing her job of escorting a sexually confused male from the women’s restroom."
She assaulted a trans woman who was TRYING to use the appropriate restroom, spewing homophobic abuse at her and violently shoving her down aisles and out the door, you UGLY piece of SHIT.
"May God be with us all."
If he, she or it is "with" YOU; he, she or it is NOT God.
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Johnny Wyeknot > billbear1961 • 4 days ago
And the security guard was in DC in a Giant food store on H Street.
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billbear1961 > Johnny Wyeknot • 4 days ago
I did forget it was in DC, Johnny!
:O
Good morning!
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Johnny Wyeknot > billbear1961 • 4 days ago
Good morning Mr. Bear! It's a lovely SUNNY day here in your nation's Capital. The peonies and roses are in full bloom, and it's time to get my seersucker suit out of storage to wear to work next Tuesday! Looks great with my beard, I might add!
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Raising_Rlyeh • 4 days ago
"Not five (as in LGBTQ) "
Huh and here I thought that being LGB was a sexuality and not a gender. Silly me. The christian fascist must clearly know more than me.
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JohnInCA • 4 days ago
If you have to lie about the "science" to claim it backs you, that's probably a bad sign...
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Skeptical_Inquirer > JohnInCA • 4 days ago
I like to think of him as proof that evolution can go in a way that the product becomes stupider if the environment generously and consistently rewards stupidity.
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Skeptical_Inquirer • 4 days ago
https://www.washingtonpost.com... The wife of a conservative GOP lawmaker admits to having had an abortion when younger. I think the god-botherers are doing a great job making a hash of rules they can't be bothered to follow and being hypocrites for bitching furiously at others.
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BeccaM > Skeptical_Inquirer • 4 days ago
Freedoms for me, never for thee, is their only creed.
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1Truth1 • 4 days ago
"Everything we know about biology and genetics confirms this."
Suddenly this fuckstick believes in science?? I thought they were opposed to anything scientific because all knowledge of mankind was only found in the bible?
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BeccaM > 1Truth1 • 4 days ago
Fischer knows absolutely jack shit about biology and genetics, so technically he's making a true statement.
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ByronK • 4 days ago
We don't just goosestep, we cakewalk ya motherfucca!
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DaveMiller135 • 4 days ago
If by "advocate of sexual normalcy" you mean "puritanical nag" we might actually be working to silence them. Or at least increase their understanding of the variety that life contains.
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Aaron92688 • 4 days ago
never heard of him before, what planet he from? maybe we can get his old ass 51/50ed.
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BeccaM > Aaron92688 • 4 days ago
Theodore Shoebat is in the line for 51-50 ahead of Bryan here. It's a priority case, guy won't stop ranting about torturing and murdering people in the name of his imaginary bloodthirsty deity. But we'll add Bryan to the queue and get to him as soon as possible.
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Jeffrey > BeccaM • 4 days ago
I seriously think that Shoebat is losing it. His missives get more and more detached from reality. Not like Bryan Fissure, I think Shoebat really believes the shit they have fed him.
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BeccaM > Jeffrey • 4 days ago
Me too, Jeffrey. I've made myself watch a couple of Shoebat's video rants and he scares the crap out of me. Sounds like he's genuinely trying to work himself up to a mass murder...and if that day comes, there won't be many who'll say, "Gee, that was totally unexpected."
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Oh'behr > BeccaM • 4 days ago
Shoebat appears to be straight jacket ready now. I've never listened to him. Thanks for taking one for the team.
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Aaron92688 > BeccaM • 4 days ago
Never heard of the shoebat guy either. i'll look him up after i do a search on this fisher dude. thx
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TuuxKabin > Aaron92688 • 4 days ago
Above the photo of Fisher, on the link to this post there's a tag/link 'Crackpot, Hate Groups, Religious Bullshit', or something like that. Click on the third one, 'Religious Bullshit' or whatever it is. Shoebat's rant is from May 24.
BTW the sixteen months you're waiting for seem like a long way off, but you'll get there, hopefully out of there and be able to be free and yourself. Good luck.
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Alan43 • 4 days ago
"...the Dark Lord..."
Sauron?
Does that mean the "Gay Gestapo" are Ringwraiths?
If so you'd think they'd come up with something more fashionable than those black robes
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Lazycrockett > Alan43 • 4 days ago
I'll sign up if I get to be a Ringwraith but only the flying ones. Traveling on horse...meh.
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Mark • 4 days ago
Oh sweetie - you christians have done a damn good job of it and there's nothing more for us to do.
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prjoe • 4 days ago
He seems nice.
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TampaDink > prjoe • 4 days ago
He'll be much nicer in a few more decades....or less, if the rest of humanity is lucky.
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Hal • 4 days ago
Truly a blithering imbecile.
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2patricius2 • 4 days ago
I got my registered letter in the mail just this week with mission instructions.
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Paula > 2patricius2 • 4 days ago
What???? Mine is always in some weird code that takes me 3 days to figure out.
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Oh'behr > Paula • 4 days ago
Mine comes through in Morse Code via the toaster oven I got for coming out. Problem is, I lost that toaster oven eons ago when I went into Microwave. So I'm awful for our cause.
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wild hair • 4 days ago
Hey Brian, I was there when your founder Reverend Donald Wildmon came to my town in Mississippi probably at least 40 years ago. He made me nervous then by his opinions.
I know Methodists who were conflicted over him then. Brian, you are a stupid idiot. You say everyone according to your god's plan is either male or female from the moment of "when." Then you go on to say; "Everyone is either a male or a female from the moment HE was conceived to the moment HE dies."
Oh, poor Brian. Aren't females conceived, too? Brian, you left out half the universe in your rant. You are as stupid in my book as the founder of AFA, Donald Wildmon. You just don't know it.
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grada3784 > wild hair • 4 days ago
Women are vessels of wrath and temptation. Every good Christian™ knows that.
Vessels aren't conceived; they're molded on the potter's wheel.
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BeccaM > grada3784 • 4 days ago
Yes, but are we nuclear wessels? It makes a difference.
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grada3784 > BeccaM • 4 days ago
Only to Ensign Checkov.
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Thorn Spike • 4 days ago
Sounds like a lot of work, frankly.
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Mark Neé Fuzz • 4 days ago
If normalcy is crawling between your wife's thighs once a year for a 90 second hump on your birthday, I want none of it. And once again, you lose me anytime you start spouting biblical nonsense.
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safari • 4 days ago
If Bryan Fischer has someone touch his naughty bits with something other than a vagina for the sake of child birth, does he cry afterwards and repent?
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BeccaM > safari • 4 days ago
You'll have to ask the Rentboys he hires as his regular weeklies. I do suspect there's tears involved, yep.
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UrsusArctos > BeccaM • 4 days ago
There's tears only because Bryan has to part with some of his ill gotten gain.
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The_Wretched • 4 days ago
I'm a humanist bent on destroying the 'sexual normalcy' of the AFA. Their one-siz-fits-all approach is stupid.
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Eric in Oakland • 4 days ago
“According to the Creator of every living human being, there are two and only two genders. Not five (as in LGBTQ) or 31, as New York City is now proposing, nor 58 as Facebook famously believes."
Facebook "famously believes" there are 58 genders?! If it is so famous, why has no one I know ever heard of it?
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goofy_joe • 4 days ago
I'm pretty sure that with a quick Google search I could find a number of species on this planet that do change sex throughout their lives. So...there's a pesky fact that throws off your pretty little theory.
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David • 4 days ago
Bryan Fisher is an angry and evil person.
It is really fun to piss off people like him, and watch them go completely NUTZ.
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Frostbite • 4 days ago
Why does "Satan" have to send a "Gay Gestapo" to destroy "sexual normalcy" (whatever that is)? There are plenty of "straight", white, religious folk who do it quite well themselves.
Countless politicians, religious figures, Duggars, the list goes on and on.
Please, take the credit you deserve.
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rmthunter • 4 days ago
"The Gay Gestapo is on a mission from the Dark Lord. . . ."
Dark Lord? Seriously?
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Kissmagrits > rmthunter • 4 days ago
The "Dark Lord"? Maybe we can get Hayden Christensen to play him
when George Lucas gets his script finished.
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billbear1961 > rmthunter • 4 days ago
According to this half-mad, fascist witch doctor, seriously--although I doubt he really believes most of what he spews for his hateful, knuckle-dragging audience.
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anne marie in philly • 4 days ago
WHY does this asswipe insist that gays will ruin everything? gays make things FABULOUS! I would rather live in a FABULOUS world than the small-minded, knuckle-dragging paranoia of the GOP and RWNJs!
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PlumDumpling • 4 days ago
We are meant to think Bryan Fischer is sexually (and otherwise) normal? No.
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Puckfair52 • 4 days ago
Another sinner sucking sour grapes in the vineyard of some Sky Demon
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KnownDonorDad • 4 days ago
If you're a creationist, you don't get to invoke biology and genetics, since you've disavowed them completely.
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Scott_Lumry • 4 days ago
I do not want Mr. Fisher to forget that the god he worships is "all powerful" in his neck of the backwoods, and he believes that that god could do anything he damn well pleased. Therefor nothing, at least in Fisher's mind, would prevent his god from making all of those other initials well after his book was written by fallible humans so many centuries ago. Apparently, his god really is not as omnipotent as it should be.
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wds • 4 days ago
And above all, keep that money coming in my poc....the ministry. That was I can keep handing you the BS and you'll keep lapping it up just like the dumb rubes you are ...
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Ross • 4 days ago
Oops! Double post.
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oikos • 4 days ago
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Oh'behr > oikos • 4 days ago
Come to think of it, I've actually never heard Bryan speak.
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geoffalnutt • 4 days ago
There's no such thing as "sexual normalcy" you nasty, grifting moron!
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RaygunsGoZap • 4 days ago
Everything YOU know about science, Bryan. But, no, far from everything that is known.
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Joey Tranchina • 2 days ago
Those who use the Constitutional protection due religion to pimp belief in preposterous nonsense — the absurd and thoroughly discredited lie that every word of their "Bible" is the "literal Truth" and "God's Word," — have no basis to define the nature of reality for any sane human being.
If Bryan Fisher was not protected under the rubric of religion
he'd be in prison for criminal fraud.
What Bryan Fisher does is dishonest, cowardly and cruel;
if that's your religion suck it.
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Robert Conner • 3 days ago
Bryyyyyan....We're coming for you, Bryyyyyan.
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D. J. • 3 days ago
Fischer proves on Fecal Point Radio that certain sea cucumbers can live outside their normal ocean environment.
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James • 3 days ago
Voldemort is dead, Brian. He's not sending anyone to do anything anymore.
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Lane • 4 days ago
Dammit, I'm just finding out about this now? I've already got a lot on my plate and you want to add this to it? There's only so much I can do, Bryan!
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2karmanot • 4 days ago
Spawns of Satin are rising up!
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Ben in Oakland • 4 days ago
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it BriBri Fistula that was asked a direct question about being gay, and just couldn't give a direct answer?
The dark lord must be very Unpleased with his servant for giving away the game.
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Mommie Dammit • 4 days ago
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JaniceInToronto • 4 days ago
Hey! Let's hear it for the Dark Lord!
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Johnny Wyeknot • 4 days ago
Boy is he mixed up. :-/
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MBear • 4 days ago
I had to stop at "Dark Lord" because too funny
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Ragnar Lothbrok • 4 days ago
Ok, who here leaked our big giant GAY agenda ???
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canoebum • 4 days ago
Some people are descended from ancestors who full of curiosity, went out, explored and settled the world; others are descended from those who were too fearful to venture far from the security of their cave. It's fairly easy to see from which group Fischer is descended.
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Johnny Wyeknot > canoebum • 4 days ago
You give him credit for descending from "people."
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sherman • 4 days ago
Awaiting my orders, Mr.Satan. Sir.
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chris james • 4 days ago
Still trying to wrap my head around that five genders comment....WTF???
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Dale • 4 days ago
I'm so glad this illiterate moronic christian piece of shit is still alive.
I hadn't heard much from it lately and I was worried it was dead.
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billbear1961 • 4 days ago
Look at that face--at those EYES--and tell me who's on the side of the "Dark Lord."
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Steven B • 4 days ago
Try looking in the dictionary. Gender is not the same as sexuality. Dumb ass twat
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Sean Williams • 4 days ago
hail Satan!
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KnownDonorDad > Sean Williams • 4 days ago
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American135 • 4 days ago
Regardless of whom says it, there are two only two sexes in the human species, male and female. Any human might think himself or herself as presenting any number of gender roles, but unless that human was born with only one "X" sex chromosome, that human is either male (XY) or female (XX).
There's nothing criminal or immoral in any human's "gender presentation," but the presentation doesn't actually change that human's sex chromosomes.
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OSG > American135 • 4 days ago
That isn't technically true. A zygote with XX chromosomes still has the potential to become male if the X chromosome from the male parent contains the SRY gene.
Or... something.
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Randolph Finder > OSG • 3 days ago
And zygotes with XY with some level of Androgen Insensibility Syndrome
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thom • 4 days ago
OT/
did trump and sanders just agree to a national debate?
no. no. no. no. no. that's not how any of this works.
is sanders actually considering an independent run?
or hoping that he does well in the debate and that will make all the super delegates flip to him?
how much you want to bet that trump pushes him into attacking Clinton and the democratic party the entire debate. sen sanders, the shark has been jumped.
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American Family Association: The Gay Gestapo Is On A Mission From Satan To Destroy All Sexual Normalcy
May 25, 2016 Crackpots, Hate Groups, Religion
“The Gay Gestapo is on a mission from the Dark Lord to relentlessly harass, intimidate, punish, and silence every advocate of sexual normalcy.
“According to the Creator of every living human being, there are two and only two genders. Not five (as in LGBTQ) or 31, as New York City is now proposing, nor 58 as Facebook famously believes.
“Everything we know about biology and genetics confirms this. Everyone is either a male or a female from the moment he was conceived to the moment he dies. Bruce Jenner is a male, has been for his entirely earthly existence, and will be until the day he dies.
“But soon in Canada, it will be a crime to proclaim what the Bible and science teach about gender.
“And lest you think we are immune from this treacle in the U.S., a security guard at a grocery store in New York City was arrested last week and charged with assault for doing her job of escorting a sexually confused male from the women’s restroom.
“It’s a ‘brave new world’ out there all right, and it will take people of bravery, courage and boldness to survive it and overcome it. May God be with us all.” – Bryan Fischer, writing for the American Family Association.
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