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7. The Facts About Blood Transfusions
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Issues with Jehovah's Witnesses
Jehovah's Witness Chat-up Lines
JW Dating Advice
The Evil Ted – JW Urban Legend
The Smurf Urban Legend
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Bible Prophecy
1. Jesus Christ and the Virgin Birth
2. When was Jesus Christ Born?
3. Jesus Christ's Garments Prophecy
4. Breaking Jesus Christ's Legs
5. 30 Pieces of Silver
6. Jesus the Interpreter
7. Jesus as a Prophet
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Jehovah's Witness FAQ and GlossaryWelcome to the Beta Build of the Jehovah’s Witness FAQ and Glossary! You’ll find out what words the Watchtower Society uses and why as well as the most frequently asked questions. We’ve added a pinch of salt to some of our glossary terms and answers and hope you enjoy them. If the terms and answers you find here are helpful, all we ask is that you share this section with your friends on Facebook, Twitter and any other social media platform you use.
We’re continually adding FAQs and glossary terms and hoping to have it finalised before Satan is released from the abyss for his one last push at glory. If there’s a glossary term or an FAQ that you feel will benefit everyone, please email us at faqs@jehovahswitnessblog.com and we’ll make sure we add it.
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586/587 BCE
Why is 586/587 BCE significant?
Why do Jehovah’s Witnesses claim Jerusalem was destroyed in 607 BCE?
607 BCE
Was Jerusalem destroyed in 607 BCE?
Why Was 607 B.C.E.Selected By The Watchtower? – Video
1874
The truth about 1874
1914
Why is 1914 Important to Jehovah’s Witnesses?
1918
1918: An important date for Jehovah’s Witnesses
1919
How do Jehovah’s Witnesses get from 1914 to 1919?
1925
What did the Watchtower say would happen in 1925?
1975
Why did many Jehovah’s Witnesses leave the Watchtower in 1975?
144,000
Why do Jehovah’s Witnesses believe that only 144,000 will go to heaven?
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Abortion
Are Jehovah’s Witnesses allowed to have abortions?
Amen
What does the word Amen mean?
Ancient Worthies
Who are the ancient worthies?
Andrew James
Who is Andrew James?
Animals
What does the Watchtower Society teach about animals?
Anointed
Who are the Anointed?
Antichrist
Who do Jehovah’s Witnesses say the Antichrist is?
Anti-Theist
What is an Anti-Theist?
Anti-Trinitarian
What’s an anti-trinitarian?
Apostate
What’s an Apostate?
Archangel
Who is the Archangel mentioned in the bible?
Ark of Salvation
What is the Ark of Salvation?
Armageddon
What is Armageddon?
Ass
Whose ass is mentioned in the bible?
Assemblies
What’s an Arsembly?
What happens in Assembly Halls?
Atheist
What is an Atheist?
Attention Seekers
What are Attention Seekers?
Auxiliary Pioneer
What is an Auxiliary Pioneer?
Awake!
What is the Awake! magazine?
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Ben Agag
Who is Ben Agag?
Bethel
What is Bethel?
What is a Bethelite?
What is a Bethel Tour?
Branch Office
Bible
What is the Bible?
Should you read Bible-Based Publications?
Bible Study
Blood Transfusions
Why don’t Jehovah’s Witnesses have blood transfusions?
Blue Plastic Abyss
Blue Plastic Abyss
Body of Elders
Who make up the body of elders?
Brothers
Who and what are Jehovah’s Witness Brothers?
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Caleb
Caleb – Coming Soon
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Chaperoned Date
Chaperoned Date – Coming Soon
Circuit
Circuit – Coming Soon
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Clever People
Clever People – Coming Soon
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Cult – Coming Soon
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Daily Text – Coming Soon
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Elders
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Evolution
What is Evolution? – Coming Soon
Ex-Jehovah’s Witnesses
Ex-Jehovah’s Witness – Coming Soon
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Faith – Coming Soon
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Garden of Eden – Coming Soon
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Having a Balance – Coming Soon
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Independent Thinking – Coming Soon
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Jaymes Payten – Coming Soon
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Killing – Coming Soon
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Latter-Day Saints – Coming Soon
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The Malawi Scandal – Coming Soon
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New Light
New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures
Non-Intelligent Folk
Non-Witnesses
Not Serving for a Date
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Opposer
Organization
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Paradise Earth
Pioneer
Pioneer Sister
Private Reproof
Premarital Fondling
Public Reproof
Publisher
Q
Questioning the Watchtower Society
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Reasoning
Reasoning from the Scriptures Book
Regular Pioneer
Religion
Revelation
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Satan the Devil
Shepherding Calls
Shunning
Sister
Slaves
Smurfs
Sons of Satan
Sparlock – The Warrior Wizard
Special Assembly Day
Special Pioneer
Spiritual
Spiritually Weak
Steve McRoberts – Coming Soon
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Teeny Pyjamas
The Truth
Theocratic Warfare
Theocratic Ministry School
Tracts
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Unbaptised Publisher
Unconditional Love
Undeserved Kindness
United Nations
United Nations Scandal
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Very Good Witness
W
Watchtower
Watchtower Bible and Tract Society
Watchtower Magazine
Watchtower Organization / Society
What Does the Bible Really Reach
What does the Bible Really Teach
Worldly
Worldly Ones
Worldly Ways
Wicked
Wicked Ones
Wicked Spirits
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Got any FAQs or Glossary terms for us to add to X? Email us!
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Yahweh
Yearbook of Jehovah’s Witnesses
YHWH
Young People Ask – Answers that Work
Z
Zealous
What does being Zealous mean?
Zionism
What is Zionism?
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Body of Elders
The Body of Elders (or BOE for short) is the term used by the Watchtower Society when addressing all the Elders in a Congregation.
Some of the letters sent by the Organisation aren’t meant for the eyes of every standard Jehovah’s Witness. There’s a lot that goes on behind the scenes and only the BOE are privy to these details.
Branch Office
An alternative name for Bethel, so that the Watchtower Society don’t sound like complete morons when they talk to non-Witnesses.
See Bethel
Brother
All baptized male members of the Jehovah’s Witnesses are referred to as Brother.
It’s normal for Brothers to like Sisters. When this happens, the Brother normally approaches the Sister and the two of them see each other on chaperoned dates until they get married. It could be said that this is some form of spiritual incest.
We advise all Brothers to review the JWB Chat Up / Pick Up Lines article, as this could speed up the entire process.
See Sister
Chaperoned Dates
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Caleb
Not much is known about Caleb, other than the fact he used to be in league with Sparlock – The Warrior Wizard. Caleb’s relationship with Sparlock is clouded in deep mystery, although we can confirm that the two had plans on using magic to take over the world.
We also know that Satan – because he likes magic – was in full support of this plan. Somewhere along the way, we know that Caleb’s Mother played a big part in the destruction of Sparlock.
As we said, reports surrounding Caleb aren’t great, but we definitely know that he – along with his mother’s loving and spiritually directed guidance – destroyed Sparlock in an epic battle, casting him into the blue plastic abyss.
The Watchtower Society was good enough to put together a brief reenactment video of the Caleb vs. Sparlock relationship, which can be seen here. All Jehovah’s Witnesses are instructed to watch this video and make use of the spiritual discipline that is used by Caleb’s mother in their own families.
See Caleb’s Friend
Caleb’s Mother
Sparlock – The Warrior Wizard
Caleb’s Friend
No one know’s the name of Caleb’s friend, but we know that he was in league with Satan, or was at least possessed by a powerful spirit because it was Caleb’s friend that first introduced young Caleb to the magic wielding, Satan worshipping monster that was Sparlock – The Warrior Wizard.
If it wasn’t for Caleb’s Mother, Caleb would have gone to the cinema with this worldly friend and watched the Sparlock film. Believe it or not, but that one-time association with this worldly friend could have led to Caleb becoming a cocaine and sex addict.
See Caleb
Caleb’s Mother
Sparlock – The Warrior Wizard
Caleb’s Mother
Very few women in the Bible – or more importantly – in Watchtower Society history have assisted in the destruction of one of Jehovah’s most evil enemies, Sparlock – The Warrior Wizard. Caleb’s mother is highly regarded in Watchtower mythology as a savior and a mighty follower of Jehovah’s ways.
Like Caleb, little is known about this heroine, other than the fact that she stopped her 5-year old son from playing with Sparlock, which could have lead to the world’s destruction. She assisted Caleb by bringing her son to the edge of the blue plastic abyss where he cast down Sparlock into oblivion.
All Jehovah’s Witness mothers are expected to look up to Caleb’s mother and follow her motherly instincts. If I am honest, I’ve personally never seen such a dedicated mother. Her assistance in the destruction of Sparlock is recorded in history and YouTube for all to see. She’s also an amazing Fish Finger chef.
If you’re a Jehovah’s Witnesses, we instruct you to act like Caleb’s mother in making your innocent children feel guilty. Caleb’s mother introduced a mild form of child abuse that Jehovah loves. Follow this woman’s pearls of wisdom and guidance when bringing up your children.
See Caleb
Caleb’s Friend
Sparlock – The Warrior Wizard
Chaperoned Date
When a Brother and Sister think they have fallen in love, they agree to go out on a chaperoned date. The chaperoned date can vary depending on the country you’re in. In Cyprus, for instance, when a Brother likes a Sister, he normally asks one of his friends to tell one of the Sisters friends that he’s interested in mating. If the Sister agrees, the first date normally involves a group of a minimum of 4 Jehovah’s Witnesses.
As more dates follow, it is customary to use a sibling as a chaperone, especially a younger sibling. It’s even better if either the Brother or Sister have leverage over their younger sibling, because chaperones aren’t supposed to leave the couple – not even for one second – Jehovah forbid they have sex! When leverage is implemented, the couple can escape the clutches of the chaperone, leaving them to explore each others genitalia.
If you want to go out on a date with a Brother or Sister in Cyprus, but don’t have any leverage, you’re screwed. You’ll only be allowed to explore your partners pink bits on your wedding night.
See Pre-Marital Fondling
Circuit
A circuit is made up of a group of congregations. Every year, a circuit will have a Circuit Assembly. Circuit Assemblies are perfect opportunities for Brothers and Sisters to have a look for a potential mate who doesn’t live too far away from them.
See District Convention
Circuit Overseer
A Circuit Overseer (CO) is an Elder that has been promoted to look after a Circuit. It’s a full-time job being a CO as he needs to visit each Congregation in his circuit twice a year.
During the Circuit Overseers visit, attendance within that congregation increases by around 30%, which is, if you don’t mind me saying so, very hypocritical. Also, the Elders of the congregation run around like loonies in preparation for the visit. Shepherding Calls are normally scheduled a week or two before the CO arrives. The Elders do this in an attempt to get spiritually weak ones back through the Kingdom Hall doors. The Elders won’t ever tell you this, but the reason for this mad rush prior to the visit isn’t because the Elders actually care about the well-being of the flock. It’s because they are rated by the CO when he visits. If the Elders aren’t seen doing the essentials, the report can be quite harmful, which can lead to Elders losing their responsibilities.
It’s quite normal for Circuit Overseers to be married to a special breed of woman called a Circuit Overseers Wife. This breed of human being needs to be treated extremely carefully as they’re capable of exploding within an instant.
See District Overseer
Circuit
Circuit Overseers Wives
Circuit Overseers Wives
A Circuit Overseers wife is a very special person as science has shown us that this Homo Sapien sub-species, Wifeofelderon, has evolved special communicative powers. Circuit Overseers (and more so with District Overseers) wives seem to know things about other Jehovah’s Witness before other, important Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Research has proven inconclusive whether or not this species is actually part of the Hominidae family, and to be honest, we know so little about Circuit Overseers wives and District Overseers wives, we may never end up knowing.
The communicative powers of the Circuit Overseers wives isn’t on par with that of the District Overseers wives, but then again, nothing is. We do know their leveraging skills are far superior to that of Elders Wives and we also know that all Sisters envy this greater species.
We can’t fully understand why all Circuit Overseers wives genes change when they leave their Circuit Overseer husbands, or when their husbands are no longer required to serve as Circuit Overseers. Studies have shown that Circuit Overseers wives turn into standard Sisters when their husbands no longer serve as Circuit Overseers. Also, there’s a complete turn around if these special women become Ex-Jehovah’s Witness. To date, only a handful of Circuit Overseers wives have become Apostates after Questioning the Watchtower Society.
See Circuit Overseer
District Overseers Wives
Elders Wives
Clever People
See Ex-Jehovah’s Witness
Anti-Theist
Atheist
Congregation
A congregation is a group of less than 200 Jehovah’s Witnesses that meet together a few times a week (Congregational Meetings) and worship their invisible friend, Jehovah.
Congregation meetings are normally held within Kingdom Halls that are owned by the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society. In the last count, there were over 100,000 congregations worldwide.
Cult
See Jehovah’s Witnesses
Cypriot Elders
See Non-Intelligent Folk
Cypriot Jehovah’s Witnesses
The JWB Team live in Cyprus, but are not from this small, hot island in the Mediterranean. The founding member of JWB is from London, England and the co-writer, Andrew James is from Wales. Both can verify that they have never witnessed Jehovah’s Witness culture like the one that exists in Cyprus.
Basically, materialism is the ‘in’ thing. If you’re a Jehovah’s Witness and don’t have a top-of-the-range car, you’re in trouble. If you don’t throw confetti at Jehovah’s Witness Weddings, you’re in trouble.
Every Cypriot Jehovah’s Witness that I have met was (and still is) allowed to go on school trips to other countries, sleep round their worldly friends homes and basically do whatever they like. The only downer is the courting of Brothers or Sisters. In that regards, the Cypriot Jehovah’s Witnesses are backwards. For instance, if I were to court (date) a Sister, I could lose my privileges if I broke off our courtship. Also, the majority of the Cypriot Jehovah’s Witnesses wouldn’t touch the Sister with a barge poll because I had ‘already had her’. Strange stuff hey?
I know I might have come over as a bitter Ex-Jehovah’s Witness, but trust me, I’m not. I too am extremely materialistic and have a dazzling German car!
See Non-Intelligent Folk
Cypriot Elders
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Daily Text
Jehovah’s Witnesses have a book called Examining the Scriptures Daily. It consists of a scripture for each day of the year, along with a short paragraph or two about it, usually taken from previous Watchtower articles. It only takes a few minutes to read each day (perhaps over breakfast) and makes sure that no Witness can go a day without getting the cult mind control treatment.
Not every Jehovah’s Witness reads the Daily Text, mostly because it is boring, while others make a big ‘look how spiritual I am’ scene over it, opening up their Bible’s, Insight From the Scriptures and other Bible Based Publications.
Dead Babies
Jehovah’s Witnesses look forward to Armageddon where the majority of people on Earth will die. After Armageddon, these bloodthirsty people believe that they’ll have to clean up all the remains and carcasses of people, including dead babies.
Delusional Ones
See Jehovah’s Witnesses
Demons
Who do the Demons follow? Jehovah, or SATAN?! Demons are angels gone bad, like a carton of milk left out of the fridge for too long that starts to possess people and cause all the wickedness in the world. In fact, everything bad said about the and even if it’s true, it isn’t true!
Disassociate
Someone who disassociates themselves are usually people who have woken up to the fact that the Jehovah’s Witnesses are a cult and are full of bull and no longer wants to be known as a Jehovah’s Witness. Witnesses are taught not to even greet a disassociated one, and this Shunning goes as far as parents disowning their own children.
Disfellowship
Disfellowship is just cult-lingo for excommunicate. If a Jehovah’s Witness should do something against the rules and they don’t show that they are sorry for it, they’ll be kicked out of the congregation. This is done as a scare tactic because Jehovah’s Witnesses will not associate with a disfellowshipped person, and even disown their own family members. Many suicides have been caused directly because a disfellowshipped person has lost their entire support network. Jehovah’s Witnesses claim that treating people in such a way is showing them love.
The other reason for disfellowshipping is so that active Jehovah’s Witnesses ignore whatever the person says – control of information.
See Apostate
District
A District is a collection of Circuits. Districts are normally formed when there are a lot of Circuits. Countries like the United States of America and the United Kingdom have Districts.
Once a year, the Watchtower Organisation hosts a District Convention, and they’re a great place to try out the Chat Up / Pick Up Lines.
See Arsembly
Circuit Overseer
District Convention
Each year, many congregations gather at a large venue, such as a football (soccer) stadium for a three day arsembly. Taking place over a weekend, Jehovah’s Witnesses need to take a day off work and take their children out of school to go and sit for several hours and listen to drivel.
Some parents allows their young children to entertain themselves with colouring books, but most parents force their children to sit still for most of the day which can be torture for anyone, being as humans can not possible keep their attention on something for so long.
Tactics for staying awake and allaying the sheer boredom include counting how many aeroplanes fly overhead and singing entire music albums in your head.
See Circuit Assembly
District Overseer
District Overseer
The District Overseer is basically a Circuit Overseer but with far more privileges as he looks after a few circuits. A lot of District Overseers are married and the couple either live in Bethel or in a house that’s rented by the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society.
As regards the responsibility food chain, District Overseers are nearly at the top of it as all Circuit Overseers and Elders answer to them. At the top of the responsibility food chain lies the District Overseers wifes. She makes the decisions and runs the roost. Try not to get in her bad books or it could end nastily for you and/or your family.
Donations
The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society is run on the donations it receives from its members, namely the Jehovah’s Witnesses. The Watchtower Society’s donation scheme is a wonderful idea and business model and is surely blessed by Jehovah himself for it has worked for decades now.
The donation scheme is simple. The Jehovah’s Witnesses make donations when they’re at the Kingdom Hall or at an Arsembly. These donations are then split into various pots, with a portion of the money going towards the printing of the great Bible-Based publications such as the Watchtower and Awake! magazines. Some of the money goes towards the everyday running of the Bethel buildings worldwide. Another part of the money goes towards the expenses the Circuit Overseer and the District Overseer rack up. It has been noted that the District Overseers wives manage the expense report and give some of the money to their humble husbands.
The largest portion of the donations go to the building of new Kingdom Halls. This plan is perfect because the Jehovah’s Witnesses donate their window cleaning salaries towards the purchasing and building of new real estate. If a Congregation becomes too large, a new congregation, filled with loving Brothers and Sisters is formed.
The Watchtower Society gives the new congregation a high interest loan to either purchase land and build, or buy a building and convert it into a luxurious Kingdom Hall. Once the Brothers and Sisters have tirelessly worked to pay off that loan, the title deeds of the land and property are promptly signed over to the Watchtower Society. Bloody marvellous!
Brothers and Sisters, we commend you on your donations, for without them, the Watchtower Society would simply be a humble Organisation. With your donations, the Organisation has become a Real Estate magnate.
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Elder
Each Congregation has at least one Elder in it. In most westernised congregations, there is a Body of Elders. An Elder is the highest position a Brother can achieve within the congregation, although the Brother doesn’t necessarily need to be along in years to gain this position. I know a Brother (in North London, England) that was made an Elder at the age of 19. Elders are there for you. They are extremely experienced in dealing with a multitude of deeply personal questions and can provide some excellent window cleaning tips.
Just like all positions of power, many Elders are corrupt. There are those that truly believe in the Jehovah’s Witness Doctrine, but from my experience, many do not. The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society expects the Elders to shepherd the flock. Unfortunately, many Elders abuse their responsibilities. The Elders want you to confess everything to them, no matter how insignificant your sin is. There is a reason for this. Most think that it’s so they can put you back on the straight and narrow. However, it’s all about leverage. Once you open yourself up to them, you’re basically their bitch.
Once a brother is promoted to the role of an Elder, they are given a secret book by the Organisation which is titled Shepherd the Flock of God. This book is comprised of a series of guidelines, which teach the Elder what is expected of them. It’s also a basic FAQ on how to deal with certain matters that might arise in the congregation. Excellent topics such as “How to Conceal the Molestation of Children” and “How to Destroy Families” are presented in this book and the Elder must follow it down to a T.
If the Elder doesn’t follow these guidelines, he can be removed from his lofty position. If for instance the Elder calls the police when a parent or parents in his congregation come forward and tell him that they suspect their child has been molested by a member of the congregation, the Elder could lose his role – and rightly so! In situations where a Child Abuse allegation has been made, Elders are specifically told to see if there were two (or more) witnesses present during the molestation.
If the family persist with their claim, the Elder should call his local Branch Office and ask for advice. Elders that contact the police in these matters first, have no right to be classified as Elders in Jehovah’s Organisation! At JWB, we’re sick and tired of people emailing us with stories about how an Elder didn’t ring the police first, but instead contacted the Branch Office. Listen people, these rules have been put in place by Jehovah himself. You know – Jehovah – the supreme being that created the plants and the sun (in that order)? Who are we to argue! If your kid has been molested by a Jehovah’s Witness, accept your punishment if you decide to act against the Watchtower Organisation!
On the other hand, the JWB Team advises you to stay clear of an Elders that have wives. Elders Wives can be terrible little (or enormous) creatures. Never divulge anything to the two Elders that come and see you on their scheduled Shepherding Calls, unless your ulterior motive is for everyone to know your secret. Elders wives will always fish out the nitty gritty details of a shepherding call and will use that as leverage against you. Again, this doesn’t always happen, but it is a common occurrence.
Jehovah’s Witness Brother’s; aim to become an Elder. You get to control the lives of all of those that are in your congregation. Also, being an Elder is a strong status symbol. You can take your pick from the Single Sisters that are in your Circuit or District.
See Elders Wives
Shepherding Calls
Elders Wives
Elders wives are special, very special. If you’re new to the way things are done in the Watchtower Organisation, it’ll be good to learn just how important Elders wives are. These women can either bring you down, or raise you to levels you’ve never thought possible.
To be an affective Elders wife, the Sister has to learn how to communicate faster than any known human being. It has been said that an Elders wife has released the details about sinful Jehovah’s Witness just seconds after that Witness confessed their sin(s) to an Elder. CIS (Critical Information Speed) isn’t necessarily dependent on the Sister being married to the specific Elder that the information was given to. The very best members of the EWA (Elders Wives Association) have researched and tested techniques which have bypassed the need to be in direct contact with the actual Elder.
JWB tried to interview the spokeswoman at the EWA, but they wouldn’t give us a comment. Our research has shown that the very best Elders wives use something called “Leverage”. Elders also use this tactic, but the wives of the Elders have found a way to gain “Even Better Leverage”.
If you want the world to know your sinful secrets, we advise requesting a meet with an Elder or Elders that are married. Forget Press Releases, Facebook or email – your secrets will be fast-tracked faster than you can say “Jehovah will bring an end to this system of things soon”.
See Elders
Circuit Overseers Wives
District Overseers Wives
Evolution
Evolution is something Satan the Devil cooked up, along with Science and the Smurfs. Basically, the travesty of evolution goes something like this:
There was a big firework display in space and the universe came into being. Then, out of nowhere, stars and planets were formed. Amazingly, life just started to spring up on our planet. Scientists haven’t the foggiest why this happened. I keep telling Andrew that scientists should just stick to what their good at – you know – nuclear fusion and quantum physics and the sorts. When it comes to talking about Jehovah’s creation, they should keep their noses out of it. After all, everyone knows the Earth was formed approximately 6,000 years ago. Anyone who says differently is either a scientist or a Satanic busybody!
Righty then, where was I? Oh yes, evolution.
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Jehovah's Witness FAQ and GlossaryWelcome to the Beta Build of the Jehovah’s Witness FAQ and Glossary! You’ll find out what words the Watchtower Society uses and why as well as the most frequently asked questions. We’ve added a pinch of salt to some of our glossary terms and answers and hope you enjoy them. If the terms and answers you find here are helpful, all we ask is that you share this section with your friends on Facebook, Twitter and any other social media platform you use.
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607 BCE
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1914
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1918
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1919
How do Jehovah’s Witnesses get from 1914 to 1919?
1925
What did the Watchtower say would happen in 1925?
1975
Why did many Jehovah’s Witnesses leave the Watchtower in 1975?
144,000
Why do Jehovah’s Witnesses believe that only 144,000 will go to heaven?
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Abortion
Are Jehovah’s Witnesses allowed to have abortions?
Amen
What does the word Amen mean?
Ancient Worthies
Who are the ancient worthies?
Andrew James
Who is Andrew James?
Animals
What does the Watchtower Society teach about animals?
Anointed
Who are the Anointed?
Antichrist
Who do Jehovah’s Witnesses say the Antichrist is?
Anti-Theist
What is an Anti-Theist?
Anti-Trinitarian
What’s an anti-trinitarian?
Apostate
What’s an Apostate?
Archangel
Who is the Archangel mentioned in the bible?
Ark of Salvation
What is the Ark of Salvation?
Armageddon
What is Armageddon?
Ass
Whose ass is mentioned in the bible?
Assemblies
What’s an Arsembly?
What happens in Assembly Halls?
Atheist
What is an Atheist?
Attention Seekers
What are Attention Seekers?
Auxiliary Pioneer
What is an Auxiliary Pioneer?
Awake!
What is the Awake! magazine?
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Ben Agag
Who is Ben Agag?
Bethel
What is Bethel?
What is a Bethelite?
What is a Bethel Tour?
Branch Office
Bible
What is the Bible?
Should you read Bible-Based Publications?
Bible Study
Blood Transfusions
Why don’t Jehovah’s Witnesses have blood transfusions?
Blue Plastic Abyss
Blue Plastic Abyss
Body of Elders
Who make up the body of elders?
Brothers
Who and what are Jehovah’s Witness Brothers?
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New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures
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Opposer
Organization
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Paradise Earth
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Pioneer Sister
Private Reproof
Premarital Fondling
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Publisher
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Questioning the Watchtower Society
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Reasoning
Reasoning from the Scriptures Book
Regular Pioneer
Religion
Revelation
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Satan the Devil
Shepherding Calls
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Sister
Slaves
Smurfs
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Special Assembly Day
Special Pioneer
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Teeny Pyjamas
The Truth
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Theocratic Ministry School
Tracts
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Unbaptised Publisher
Unconditional Love
Undeserved Kindness
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United Nations Scandal
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Very Good Witness
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Watchtower
Watchtower Bible and Tract Society
Watchtower Magazine
Watchtower Organization / Society
What Does the Bible Really Reach
What does the Bible Really Teach
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Worldly Ones
Worldly Ways
Wicked
Wicked Ones
Wicked Spirits
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Yahweh
Yearbook of Jehovah’s Witnesses
YHWH
Young People Ask – Answers that Work
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Zealous
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Zionism
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Body of Elders
The Body of Elders (or BOE for short) is the term used by the Watchtower Society when addressing all the Elders in a Congregation.
Some of the letters sent by the Organisation aren’t meant for the eyes of every standard Jehovah’s Witness. There’s a lot that goes on behind the scenes and only the BOE are privy to these details.
Branch Office
An alternative name for Bethel, so that the Watchtower Society don’t sound like complete morons when they talk to non-Witnesses.
See Bethel
Brother
All baptized male members of the Jehovah’s Witnesses are referred to as Brother.
It’s normal for Brothers to like Sisters. When this happens, the Brother normally approaches the Sister and the two of them see each other on chaperoned dates until they get married. It could be said that this is some form of spiritual incest.
We advise all Brothers to review the JWB Chat Up / Pick Up Lines article, as this could speed up the entire process.
See Sister
Chaperoned Dates
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Caleb
Not much is known about Caleb, other than the fact he used to be in league with Sparlock – The Warrior Wizard. Caleb’s relationship with Sparlock is clouded in deep mystery, although we can confirm that the two had plans on using magic to take over the world.
We also know that Satan – because he likes magic – was in full support of this plan. Somewhere along the way, we know that Caleb’s Mother played a big part in the destruction of Sparlock.
As we said, reports surrounding Caleb aren’t great, but we definitely know that he – along with his mother’s loving and spiritually directed guidance – destroyed Sparlock in an epic battle, casting him into the blue plastic abyss.
The Watchtower Society was good enough to put together a brief reenactment video of the Caleb vs. Sparlock relationship, which can be seen here. All Jehovah’s Witnesses are instructed to watch this video and make use of the spiritual discipline that is used by Caleb’s mother in their own families.
See Caleb’s Friend
Caleb’s Mother
Sparlock – The Warrior Wizard
Caleb’s Friend
No one know’s the name of Caleb’s friend, but we know that he was in league with Satan, or was at least possessed by a powerful spirit because it was Caleb’s friend that first introduced young Caleb to the magic wielding, Satan worshipping monster that was Sparlock – The Warrior Wizard.
If it wasn’t for Caleb’s Mother, Caleb would have gone to the cinema with this worldly friend and watched the Sparlock film. Believe it or not, but that one-time association with this worldly friend could have led to Caleb becoming a cocaine and sex addict.
See Caleb
Caleb’s Mother
Sparlock – The Warrior Wizard
Caleb’s Mother
Very few women in the Bible – or more importantly – in Watchtower Society history have assisted in the destruction of one of Jehovah’s most evil enemies, Sparlock – The Warrior Wizard. Caleb’s mother is highly regarded in Watchtower mythology as a savior and a mighty follower of Jehovah’s ways.
Like Caleb, little is known about this heroine, other than the fact that she stopped her 5-year old son from playing with Sparlock, which could have lead to the world’s destruction. She assisted Caleb by bringing her son to the edge of the blue plastic abyss where he cast down Sparlock into oblivion.
All Jehovah’s Witness mothers are expected to look up to Caleb’s mother and follow her motherly instincts. If I am honest, I’ve personally never seen such a dedicated mother. Her assistance in the destruction of Sparlock is recorded in history and YouTube for all to see. She’s also an amazing Fish Finger chef.
If you’re a Jehovah’s Witnesses, we instruct you to act like Caleb’s mother in making your innocent children feel guilty. Caleb’s mother introduced a mild form of child abuse that Jehovah loves. Follow this woman’s pearls of wisdom and guidance when bringing up your children.
See Caleb
Caleb’s Friend
Sparlock – The Warrior Wizard
Chaperoned Date
When a Brother and Sister think they have fallen in love, they agree to go out on a chaperoned date. The chaperoned date can vary depending on the country you’re in. In Cyprus, for instance, when a Brother likes a Sister, he normally asks one of his friends to tell one of the Sisters friends that he’s interested in mating. If the Sister agrees, the first date normally involves a group of a minimum of 4 Jehovah’s Witnesses.
As more dates follow, it is customary to use a sibling as a chaperone, especially a younger sibling. It’s even better if either the Brother or Sister have leverage over their younger sibling, because chaperones aren’t supposed to leave the couple – not even for one second – Jehovah forbid they have sex! When leverage is implemented, the couple can escape the clutches of the chaperone, leaving them to explore each others genitalia.
If you want to go out on a date with a Brother or Sister in Cyprus, but don’t have any leverage, you’re screwed. You’ll only be allowed to explore your partners pink bits on your wedding night.
See Pre-Marital Fondling
Circuit
A circuit is made up of a group of congregations. Every year, a circuit will have a Circuit Assembly. Circuit Assemblies are perfect opportunities for Brothers and Sisters to have a look for a potential mate who doesn’t live too far away from them.
See District Convention
Circuit Overseer
A Circuit Overseer (CO) is an Elder that has been promoted to look after a Circuit. It’s a full-time job being a CO as he needs to visit each Congregation in his circuit twice a year.
During the Circuit Overseers visit, attendance within that congregation increases by around 30%, which is, if you don’t mind me saying so, very hypocritical. Also, the Elders of the congregation run around like loonies in preparation for the visit. Shepherding Calls are normally scheduled a week or two before the CO arrives. The Elders do this in an attempt to get spiritually weak ones back through the Kingdom Hall doors. The Elders won’t ever tell you this, but the reason for this mad rush prior to the visit isn’t because the Elders actually care about the well-being of the flock. It’s because they are rated by the CO when he visits. If the Elders aren’t seen doing the essentials, the report can be quite harmful, which can lead to Elders losing their responsibilities.
It’s quite normal for Circuit Overseers to be married to a special breed of woman called a Circuit Overseers Wife. This breed of human being needs to be treated extremely carefully as they’re capable of exploding within an instant.
See District Overseer
Circuit
Circuit Overseers Wives
Circuit Overseers Wives
A Circuit Overseers wife is a very special person as science has shown us that this Homo Sapien sub-species, Wifeofelderon, has evolved special communicative powers. Circuit Overseers (and more so with District Overseers) wives seem to know things about other Jehovah’s Witness before other, important Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Research has proven inconclusive whether or not this species is actually part of the Hominidae family, and to be honest, we know so little about Circuit Overseers wives and District Overseers wives, we may never end up knowing.
The communicative powers of the Circuit Overseers wives isn’t on par with that of the District Overseers wives, but then again, nothing is. We do know their leveraging skills are far superior to that of Elders Wives and we also know that all Sisters envy this greater species.
We can’t fully understand why all Circuit Overseers wives genes change when they leave their Circuit Overseer husbands, or when their husbands are no longer required to serve as Circuit Overseers. Studies have shown that Circuit Overseers wives turn into standard Sisters when their husbands no longer serve as Circuit Overseers. Also, there’s a complete turn around if these special women become Ex-Jehovah’s Witness. To date, only a handful of Circuit Overseers wives have become Apostates after Questioning the Watchtower Society.
See Circuit Overseer
District Overseers Wives
Elders Wives
Clever People
See Ex-Jehovah’s Witness
Anti-Theist
Atheist
Congregation
A congregation is a group of less than 200 Jehovah’s Witnesses that meet together a few times a week (Congregational Meetings) and worship their invisible friend, Jehovah.
Congregation meetings are normally held within Kingdom Halls that are owned by the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society. In the last count, there were over 100,000 congregations worldwide.
Cult
See Jehovah’s Witnesses
Cypriot Elders
See Non-Intelligent Folk
Cypriot Jehovah’s Witnesses
The JWB Team live in Cyprus, but are not from this small, hot island in the Mediterranean. The founding member of JWB is from London, England and the co-writer, Andrew James is from Wales. Both can verify that they have never witnessed Jehovah’s Witness culture like the one that exists in Cyprus.
Basically, materialism is the ‘in’ thing. If you’re a Jehovah’s Witness and don’t have a top-of-the-range car, you’re in trouble. If you don’t throw confetti at Jehovah’s Witness Weddings, you’re in trouble.
Every Cypriot Jehovah’s Witness that I have met was (and still is) allowed to go on school trips to other countries, sleep round their worldly friends homes and basically do whatever they like. The only downer is the courting of Brothers or Sisters. In that regards, the Cypriot Jehovah’s Witnesses are backwards. For instance, if I were to court (date) a Sister, I could lose my privileges if I broke off our courtship. Also, the majority of the Cypriot Jehovah’s Witnesses wouldn’t touch the Sister with a barge poll because I had ‘already had her’. Strange stuff hey?
I know I might have come over as a bitter Ex-Jehovah’s Witness, but trust me, I’m not. I too am extremely materialistic and have a dazzling German car!
See Non-Intelligent Folk
Cypriot Elders
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Daily Text
Jehovah’s Witnesses have a book called Examining the Scriptures Daily. It consists of a scripture for each day of the year, along with a short paragraph or two about it, usually taken from previous Watchtower articles. It only takes a few minutes to read each day (perhaps over breakfast) and makes sure that no Witness can go a day without getting the cult mind control treatment.
Not every Jehovah’s Witness reads the Daily Text, mostly because it is boring, while others make a big ‘look how spiritual I am’ scene over it, opening up their Bible’s, Insight From the Scriptures and other Bible Based Publications.
Dead Babies
Jehovah’s Witnesses look forward to Armageddon where the majority of people on Earth will die. After Armageddon, these bloodthirsty people believe that they’ll have to clean up all the remains and carcasses of people, including dead babies.
Delusional Ones
See Jehovah’s Witnesses
Demons
Who do the Demons follow? Jehovah, or SATAN?! Demons are angels gone bad, like a carton of milk left out of the fridge for too long that starts to possess people and cause all the wickedness in the world. In fact, everything bad said about the and even if it’s true, it isn’t true!
Disassociate
Someone who disassociates themselves are usually people who have woken up to the fact that the Jehovah’s Witnesses are a cult and are full of bull and no longer wants to be known as a Jehovah’s Witness. Witnesses are taught not to even greet a disassociated one, and this Shunning goes as far as parents disowning their own children.
Disfellowship
Disfellowship is just cult-lingo for excommunicate. If a Jehovah’s Witness should do something against the rules and they don’t show that they are sorry for it, they’ll be kicked out of the congregation. This is done as a scare tactic because Jehovah’s Witnesses will not associate with a disfellowshipped person, and even disown their own family members. Many suicides have been caused directly because a disfellowshipped person has lost their entire support network. Jehovah’s Witnesses claim that treating people in such a way is showing them love.
The other reason for disfellowshipping is so that active Jehovah’s Witnesses ignore whatever the person says – control of information.
See Apostate
District
A District is a collection of Circuits. Districts are normally formed when there are a lot of Circuits. Countries like the United States of America and the United Kingdom have Districts.
Once a year, the Watchtower Organisation hosts a District Convention, and they’re a great place to try out the Chat Up / Pick Up Lines.
See Arsembly
Circuit Overseer
District Convention
Each year, many congregations gather at a large venue, such as a football (soccer) stadium for a three day arsembly. Taking place over a weekend, Jehovah’s Witnesses need to take a day off work and take their children out of school to go and sit for several hours and listen to drivel.
Some parents allows their young children to entertain themselves with colouring books, but most parents force their children to sit still for most of the day which can be torture for anyone, being as humans can not possible keep their attention on something for so long.
Tactics for staying awake and allaying the sheer boredom include counting how many aeroplanes fly overhead and singing entire music albums in your head.
See Circuit Assembly
District Overseer
District Overseer
The District Overseer is basically a Circuit Overseer but with far more privileges as he looks after a few circuits. A lot of District Overseers are married and the couple either live in Bethel or in a house that’s rented by the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society.
As regards the responsibility food chain, District Overseers are nearly at the top of it as all Circuit Overseers and Elders answer to them. At the top of the responsibility food chain lies the District Overseers wifes. She makes the decisions and runs the roost. Try not to get in her bad books or it could end nastily for you and/or your family.
Donations
The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society is run on the donations it receives from its members, namely the Jehovah’s Witnesses. The Watchtower Society’s donation scheme is a wonderful idea and business model and is surely blessed by Jehovah himself for it has worked for decades now.
The donation scheme is simple. The Jehovah’s Witnesses make donations when they’re at the Kingdom Hall or at an Arsembly. These donations are then split into various pots, with a portion of the money going towards the printing of the great Bible-Based publications such as the Watchtower and Awake! magazines. Some of the money goes towards the everyday running of the Bethel buildings worldwide. Another part of the money goes towards the expenses the Circuit Overseer and the District Overseer rack up. It has been noted that the District Overseers wives manage the expense report and give some of the money to their humble husbands.
The largest portion of the donations go to the building of new Kingdom Halls. This plan is perfect because the Jehovah’s Witnesses donate their window cleaning salaries towards the purchasing and building of new real estate. If a Congregation becomes too large, a new congregation, filled with loving Brothers and Sisters is formed.
The Watchtower Society gives the new congregation a high interest loan to either purchase land and build, or buy a building and convert it into a luxurious Kingdom Hall. Once the Brothers and Sisters have tirelessly worked to pay off that loan, the title deeds of the land and property are promptly signed over to the Watchtower Society. Bloody marvellous!
Brothers and Sisters, we commend you on your donations, for without them, the Watchtower Society would simply be a humble Organisation. With your donations, the Organisation has become a Real Estate magnate.
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Elder
Each Congregation has at least one Elder in it. In most westernised congregations, there is a Body of Elders. An Elder is the highest position a Brother can achieve within the congregation, although the Brother doesn’t necessarily need to be along in years to gain this position. I know a Brother (in North London, England) that was made an Elder at the age of 19. Elders are there for you. They are extremely experienced in dealing with a multitude of deeply personal questions and can provide some excellent window cleaning tips.
Just like all positions of power, many Elders are corrupt. There are those that truly believe in the Jehovah’s Witness Doctrine, but from my experience, many do not. The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society expects the Elders to shepherd the flock. Unfortunately, many Elders abuse their responsibilities. The Elders want you to confess everything to them, no matter how insignificant your sin is. There is a reason for this. Most think that it’s so they can put you back on the straight and narrow. However, it’s all about leverage. Once you open yourself up to them, you’re basically their bitch.
Once a brother is promoted to the role of an Elder, they are given a secret book by the Organisation which is titled Shepherd the Flock of God. This book is comprised of a series of guidelines, which teach the Elder what is expected of them. It’s also a basic FAQ on how to deal with certain matters that might arise in the congregation. Excellent topics such as “How to Conceal the Molestation of Children” and “How to Destroy Families” are presented in this book and the Elder must follow it down to a T.
If the Elder doesn’t follow these guidelines, he can be removed from his lofty position. If for instance the Elder calls the police when a parent or parents in his congregation come forward and tell him that they suspect their child has been molested by a member of the congregation, the Elder could lose his role – and rightly so! In situations where a Child Abuse allegation has been made, Elders are specifically told to see if there were two (or more) witnesses present during the molestation.
If the family persist with their claim, the Elder should call his local Branch Office and ask for advice. Elders that contact the police in these matters first, have no right to be classified as Elders in Jehovah’s Organisation! At JWB, we’re sick and tired of people emailing us with stories about how an Elder didn’t ring the police first, but instead contacted the Branch Office. Listen people, these rules have been put in place by Jehovah himself. You know – Jehovah – the supreme being that created the plants and the sun (in that order)? Who are we to argue! If your kid has been molested by a Jehovah’s Witness, accept your punishment if you decide to act against the Watchtower Organisation!
On the other hand, the JWB Team advises you to stay clear of an Elders that have wives. Elders Wives can be terrible little (or enormous) creatures. Never divulge anything to the two Elders that come and see you on their scheduled Shepherding Calls, unless your ulterior motive is for everyone to know your secret. Elders wives will always fish out the nitty gritty details of a shepherding call and will use that as leverage against you. Again, this doesn’t always happen, but it is a common occurrence.
Jehovah’s Witness Brother’s; aim to become an Elder. You get to control the lives of all of those that are in your congregation. Also, being an Elder is a strong status symbol. You can take your pick from the Single Sisters that are in your Circuit or District.
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Shepherding Calls
Elders Wives
Elders wives are special, very special. If you’re new to the way things are done in the Watchtower Organisation, it’ll be good to learn just how important Elders wives are. These women can either bring you down, or raise you to levels you’ve never thought possible.
To be an affective Elders wife, the Sister has to learn how to communicate faster than any known human being. It has been said that an Elders wife has released the details about sinful Jehovah’s Witness just seconds after that Witness confessed their sin(s) to an Elder. CIS (Critical Information Speed) isn’t necessarily dependent on the Sister being married to the specific Elder that the information was given to. The very best members of the EWA (Elders Wives Association) have researched and tested techniques which have bypassed the need to be in direct contact with the actual Elder.
JWB tried to interview the spokeswoman at the EWA, but they wouldn’t give us a comment. Our research has shown that the very best Elders wives use something called “Leverage”. Elders also use this tactic, but the wives of the Elders have found a way to gain “Even Better Leverage”.
If you want the world to know your sinful secrets, we advise requesting a meet with an Elder or Elders that are married. Forget Press Releases, Facebook or email – your secrets will be fast-tracked faster than you can say “Jehovah will bring an end to this system of things soon”.
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Evolution
Evolution is something Satan the Devil cooked up, along with Science and the Smurfs. Basically, the travesty of evolution goes something like this:
There was a big firework display in space and the universe came into being. Then, out of nowhere, stars and planets were formed. Amazingly, life just started to spring up on our planet. Scientists haven’t the foggiest why this happened. I keep telling Andrew that scientists should just stick to what their good at – you know – nuclear fusion and quantum physics and the sorts. When it comes to talking about Jehovah’s creation, they should keep their noses out of it. After all, everyone knows the Earth was formed approximately 6,000 years ago. Anyone who says differently is either a scientist or a Satanic busybody!
Righty then, where was I? Oh yes, evolution.
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JW Podcast - A new Jehovah's Witness PodcastA new Jehovah’s Witness podcast did you say?
Yes, a new, fresh, exciting and funny Jehovah’s Witness podcast. Oh, and I’m going to be one of the hosts of JW Podcast too, yay!
I’ll be joining John Cedars, Katie Kitten and ApostateChick once every two weeks for around 45 minutes to chat about the Watchtower and the JWs.
I am really looking forward to recording our first show this Sunday. John, Katie and myself had a really cool session last Sunday and everything just clicked into place. The three of us kept making each other laugh, which got me thinking that JW Podcast will be just like JWB, but on the radio! The fact that we were all in hysterics was a good thing and bodes well for what is to come on the JW Podcast show.
We’ve issued a press release, which you can read here, on the JW Podcast site. It explains a bit about the show, what sort of strategy we’re going to be using, plus it’s got some quotes from the hosts, which is all good.
Can you do me a favour please?
Now I’m not one for asking for favours, especially from the JWB readers, but as we’re all so excited about JW Podcast and want to hit the ground running with it, all I ask is that you do one of the following (of course, there’s nothing wrong if you want to do more than one of the following, but I’ll leave that in your good hands):
Visit my Facebook post (here’s the link – https://www.facebook.com/teeny.pyjamas/posts/860062520693406) and click on the ‘Like’ and ‘Share’ buttons so that your friends can get to know about JW Podcast too
Visit this page on the JW Podcast website – http://www.jwpodcast.org/social-media and ‘Like’, ‘Follow Us’, put into your ‘Circles’, or carry out any other geometric jobs that tickle your fancy
Change your Facebook Profile picture to the JW Podcast logo. If you’re really adventurous, you can download the JW Podcast Facebook logo from here – http://www.jwpodcast.org/jw-podcast-facebook-profile.png
Change your Twitter profile picture to the JW Podcast logo. Download it from here – http://www.jwpodcast.org/jw-podcast-twitter-profile.png
Watch the JW Podcast Promo Videos
Watch John Cedars, who is one of the JW Podcast Presenters, promote the podcast
JW Podcast’s very own Cat Woman, Katie Kitten
JW Podcast’s other leading lady, ApostateChick
I’ll be publishing an article on here once the production of the first pilot show is done. We’re going to be recording it this Sunday, so the first ever JW Podcast show should be available on iTunes and other podcast directories by next week. Watch this space!
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Submitted by Jaymes on October 15, 2014 - 11:33 pm No Comment
JW Podcast - A new Jehovah's Witness PodcastA new Jehovah’s Witness podcast did you say?
Yes, a new, fresh, exciting and funny Jehovah’s Witness podcast. Oh, and I’m going to be one of the hosts of JW Podcast too, yay!
I’ll be joining John Cedars, Katie Kitten and ApostateChick once every two weeks for around 45 minutes to chat about the Watchtower and the JWs.
I am really looking forward to recording our first show this Sunday. John, Katie and myself had a really cool session last Sunday and everything just clicked into place. The three of us kept making each other laugh, which got me thinking that JW Podcast will be just like JWB, but on the radio! The fact that we were all in hysterics was a good thing and bodes well for what is to come on the JW Podcast show.
We’ve issued a press release, which you can read here, on the JW Podcast site. It explains a bit about the show, what sort of strategy we’re going to be using, plus it’s got some quotes from the hosts, which is all good.
Can you do me a favour please?
Now I’m not one for asking for favours, especially from the JWB readers, but as we’re all so excited about JW Podcast and want to hit the ground running with it, all I ask is that you do one of the following (of course, there’s nothing wrong if you want to do more than one of the following, but I’ll leave that in your good hands):
Visit my Facebook post (here’s the link – https://www.facebook.com/teeny.pyjamas/posts/860062520693406) and click on the ‘Like’ and ‘Share’ buttons so that your friends can get to know about JW Podcast too
Visit this page on the JW Podcast website – http://www.jwpodcast.org/social-media and ‘Like’, ‘Follow Us’, put into your ‘Circles’, or carry out any other geometric jobs that tickle your fancy
Change your Facebook Profile picture to the JW Podcast logo. If you’re really adventurous, you can download the JW Podcast Facebook logo from here – http://www.jwpodcast.org/jw-podcast-facebook-profile.png
Change your Twitter profile picture to the JW Podcast logo. Download it from here – http://www.jwpodcast.org/jw-podcast-twitter-profile.png
Watch the JW Podcast Promo Videos
Watch John Cedars, who is one of the JW Podcast Presenters, promote the podcast
JW Podcast’s very own Cat Woman, Katie Kitten
JW Podcast’s other leading lady, ApostateChick
I’ll be publishing an article on here once the production of the first pilot show is done. We’re going to be recording it this Sunday, so the first ever JW Podcast show should be available on iTunes and other podcast directories by next week. Watch this space!
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New Jehovah’s Witness Podcast Show Announced
October 15, 2014 / News
This is the JW Podcast logoJW Podcast, the new Jehovah’s Witness podcast biweekly show which airs next week, sees its four hosts, which include Jaymes Payten, ApostateChick, John Cedars, and Katie Kitten cover current JW events, look at older, funny JW teachings, and interview guests.
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK, USA, 15 OCTOBER 2014 – A new twice monthly podcast about Jehovah’s Witnesses has today been announced. JW Podcast will be airing next week and looks set to bring a fresh look at the teachings of the Jehovah’s Witnesses and the Watchtower Organisation.
JW Podcast’s four hosts include Jaymes Payten, who runs and writes for JWB, ApostateChick, who has built up a cult following on her YouTube Channel, John Cedars, who runs and writes for JWSurvey.org, as well as being a renowned YouTuber, and Katie Kitten, who runs the highly successful Stand Up For Jehovah YouTube Channel.
“JW Podcast promises to be the refreshing antidote to JW TV”, said Louise Goode, a JW Podcast presenter. “I think it will become the ‘go to’ place for news, views and lively intelligent discussion. I’m buzzing with ideas and can’t wait to get started.”
“I’m excited by the enormous potential of the JW Podcast project”, said John Cedars. “Having chatted with my co-hosts, and after seeing the instant chemistry between us, I can see the show becoming an enormous hit among current and ex-Witnesses alike.”
“I’m so excited to be working with some of the most amazing ex-JWs out there”, said ApostateChick. “This will be huge! Can’t wait to get everyone involved!”
At present, there aren’t any consistent Jehovah’s Witness podcast shows available, which interested Jaymes Payten, the producer of JW Podcast.
“I’ve personally wanted to produce a podcast that relates to the Jehovah’s Witness world for quite some time now”, said Jaymes Payten. “With the launch of JW TV, I simply couldn’t resist emailing Lloyd – who many of you know as John Cedars – and ask him what his thoughts about creating a show were. As soon as I mentioned the idea, he jumped at the opportunity, as did Louise and Stephanie.”
JW Podcast will be Available on iTunes
The JW Podcast team will be adding their Jehovah’s Witness podcast show to iTunes and other prominent podcast directories such as Podcast Alley, with the pilot episode being aired next week.
For more information on JW Podcast and the presenters, visit the official website – http://www.JWPodcast.org.
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New Jehovah’s Witness Podcast Show Announced
October 15, 2014 / News
This is the JW Podcast logoJW Podcast, the new Jehovah’s Witness podcast biweekly show which airs next week, sees its four hosts, which include Jaymes Payten, ApostateChick, John Cedars, and Katie Kitten cover current JW events, look at older, funny JW teachings, and interview guests.
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK, USA, 15 OCTOBER 2014 – A new twice monthly podcast about Jehovah’s Witnesses has today been announced. JW Podcast will be airing next week and looks set to bring a fresh look at the teachings of the Jehovah’s Witnesses and the Watchtower Organisation.
JW Podcast’s four hosts include Jaymes Payten, who runs and writes for JWB, ApostateChick, who has built up a cult following on her YouTube Channel, John Cedars, who runs and writes for JWSurvey.org, as well as being a renowned YouTuber, and Katie Kitten, who runs the highly successful Stand Up For Jehovah YouTube Channel.
“JW Podcast promises to be the refreshing antidote to JW TV”, said Louise Goode, a JW Podcast presenter. “I think it will become the ‘go to’ place for news, views and lively intelligent discussion. I’m buzzing with ideas and can’t wait to get started.”
“I’m excited by the enormous potential of the JW Podcast project”, said John Cedars. “Having chatted with my co-hosts, and after seeing the instant chemistry between us, I can see the show becoming an enormous hit among current and ex-Witnesses alike.”
“I’m so excited to be working with some of the most amazing ex-JWs out there”, said ApostateChick. “This will be huge! Can’t wait to get everyone involved!”
At present, there aren’t any consistent Jehovah’s Witness podcast shows available, which interested Jaymes Payten, the producer of JW Podcast.
“I’ve personally wanted to produce a podcast that relates to the Jehovah’s Witness world for quite some time now”, said Jaymes Payten. “With the launch of JW TV, I simply couldn’t resist emailing Lloyd – who many of you know as John Cedars – and ask him what his thoughts about creating a show were. As soon as I mentioned the idea, he jumped at the opportunity, as did Louise and Stephanie.”
JW Podcast will be Available on iTunes
The JW Podcast team will be adding their Jehovah’s Witness podcast show to iTunes and other prominent podcast directories such as Podcast Alley, with the pilot episode being aired next week.
For more information on JW Podcast and the presenters, visit the official website – http://www.JWPodcast.org.
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Josh Russell · Top commenter · Programming at Self-Employed
Very interesting. Thanks for the relay on The ACC forum.
Reply · · 2 · Edited · 15 October at 11:35
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Clifford Christensen · U.S. School of Music
I would like to say that I have been helped greatly by the work the ex-jehovahs are doing. Especially John Cedars, I have been affected most of my life from the experience I had with the jehovahs in my early childhood. These sites are finally helping me heal so that I can feel apart of the regular Human Race. Keep up the good work. We all need it. Thanks, Clifford.
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 11:43
Teeny Pyjamas · Top commenter · Winchmore School
You're more human than all of those buffoons over at Watchtower put together.
Keep smiling.
Reply · · 2 · 15 October at 11:56
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Michael Ashworth · Administration-officer at Dept Work & Pensions
I think it going to be a Jolly Good Show! What? I didn't say Anything! What! What?
Reply · · 1 · 17 October at 12:48
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Shirley Christiansen
Once you are up and running I would suggest a section where news from people around the world what is happening in the news regarding Jehovah's Witnesses in their area. Look forward to this site.
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 11:11
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Christopher Benson · Malverne Senior High School
Brilliant and thanks for all that you do its much appreciated!!And its great when you can work as team Keep up the good work!
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 14:42
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Janine LG
Great job!! This is just perfect. Your hard work and efforts will pay off, and reach many!!!
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 17:34
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Dannie Mack · Riverside, California
What a great Idea..With some Heavy Hitters..Thanks!
Reply · · 1 · 16 October at 05:23
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Henry Gordon · Central Piedmont Community College
Please look into Stitcher- very popular service
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 15:58
Teeny Pyjamas · Top commenter · Winchmore School
We already have, and will be adding our shows to Stitcher :-)
Reply · · 1 · Edited · 15 October at 16:39
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Annie Bloom · Works at Retired
I am always being surprised by you Katie Kitten.
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 11:06
Teeny Pyjamas · Top commenter · Winchmore School
Hear, hear!
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 11:19
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Judith DeMaestri
Fantastic!
Reply · · 1 · 16 October at 13:29
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Alexus Daring · Yavapai College
Awesome, look forward to it!
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 10:31
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Jeannie Krusche · Works at Stellenbosch, Western Cape
This is great news!!!!!
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 11:55
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Jeremy Thomas · Owner at Self Employed and Loving It!
Keep up the good works guys
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 11:01
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Carrie Bee · Community College of Beaver County
This is exciting!!
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 14:21
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Human Formallydatrilogy · Journalist at We Are Change
Dope
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 16:14
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Engin Gözler · Antalya, Turkey
THIS WEB SITE IS FAKE AND NOT OFFICAL. PLEASE VISIT jw.org
Reply · · 2 · 22 October at 00:34
Teeny Pyjamas · Top commenter · Winchmore School
Come on down, you win a prize!!!
Reply · · 23 October at 00:44
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Josh Russell · Top commenter · Programming at Self-Employed
Very interesting. Thanks for the relay on The ACC forum.
Reply · · 2 · Edited · 15 October at 11:35
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Clifford Christensen · U.S. School of Music
I would like to say that I have been helped greatly by the work the ex-jehovahs are doing. Especially John Cedars, I have been affected most of my life from the experience I had with the jehovahs in my early childhood. These sites are finally helping me heal so that I can feel apart of the regular Human Race. Keep up the good work. We all need it. Thanks, Clifford.
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 11:43
Teeny Pyjamas · Top commenter · Winchmore School
You're more human than all of those buffoons over at Watchtower put together.
Keep smiling.
Reply · · 2 · 15 October at 11:56
.
.
Michael Ashworth · Administration-officer at Dept Work & Pensions
I think it going to be a Jolly Good Show! What? I didn't say Anything! What! What?
Reply · · 1 · 17 October at 12:48
.
Shirley Christiansen
Once you are up and running I would suggest a section where news from people around the world what is happening in the news regarding Jehovah's Witnesses in their area. Look forward to this site.
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 11:11
.
Christopher Benson · Malverne Senior High School
Brilliant and thanks for all that you do its much appreciated!!And its great when you can work as team Keep up the good work!
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 14:42
.
Janine LG
Great job!! This is just perfect. Your hard work and efforts will pay off, and reach many!!!
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 17:34
.
Dannie Mack · Riverside, California
What a great Idea..With some Heavy Hitters..Thanks!
Reply · · 1 · 16 October at 05:23
.
Henry Gordon · Central Piedmont Community College
Please look into Stitcher- very popular service
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 15:58
Teeny Pyjamas · Top commenter · Winchmore School
We already have, and will be adding our shows to Stitcher :-)
Reply · · 1 · Edited · 15 October at 16:39
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Annie Bloom · Works at Retired
I am always being surprised by you Katie Kitten.
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 11:06
Teeny Pyjamas · Top commenter · Winchmore School
Hear, hear!
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 11:19
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Judith DeMaestri
Fantastic!
Reply · · 1 · 16 October at 13:29
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Alexus Daring · Yavapai College
Awesome, look forward to it!
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 10:31
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Jeannie Krusche · Works at Stellenbosch, Western Cape
This is great news!!!!!
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 11:55
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Jeremy Thomas · Owner at Self Employed and Loving It!
Keep up the good works guys
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 11:01
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Carrie Bee · Community College of Beaver County
This is exciting!!
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 14:21
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Human Formallydatrilogy · Journalist at We Are Change
Dope
Reply · · 1 · 15 October at 16:14
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Engin Gözler · Antalya, Turkey
THIS WEB SITE IS FAKE AND NOT OFFICAL. PLEASE VISIT jw.org
Reply · · 2 · 22 October at 00:34
Teeny Pyjamas · Top commenter · Winchmore School
Come on down, you win a prize!!!
Reply · · 23 October at 00:44
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JW Podcast is dedicated to revealing the truth about the Watchtower Organisation and the practices of its members, the Jehovah’s Witnesses. It’s the aim of the JW Podcast team to bring everyone up to speed on the teachings of the Watchtower in a fun and entertaining way.
Our podcast covers current JW events and news, looks at older, hilarious Watchtower teachings, and we interview guests, all within a 45 minute, biweekly show. As we love to laugh, we bring an element of humour into the mix too.
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Downloading an episode of JW Podcast to your computer, MP3 player, smartphone or tablet will be really easy once the first show has been produced. All you need to do is subscribe via iTunes or on any of the other popular podcast directories Jehovah’s Witness Podcast will be available on, such as PodBean, Podcast Alley, SoundClound and even YouTube.
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There are over eight million Jehovah’s Witnesses around the world, but what do you really know about them and their leadership? Chances are the Jehovah’s Witnesses have knocked on your door and you’ve actively been Googling them to find out more. Maybe one of your family members, friends or colleagues has started studying with Jehovah’s Witnesses and you simply want to know what they’re all about. Remember, Jehovah’s Witnesses present their own unique version of Christianity on our doorsteps, but have you ever asked yourself these questions; who are they really? What do Jehovah’s Witnesses believe? Listen to us lift the lid on the Watchtower, and their teachings.
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August 8, 2014 - 1:49 pm | 3 Comments Whos Your Daddy whos ur daddy sm Who’s Your Daddy?Recently, Jaymes posted his wickedly funny article on God, Adam & Eve, and the Garden of Eden. One response we received on Facebook was the following cogent message: Your article is from satan who want 2 portray our God Jehovah’s illogical & unloving .in your intire article u didn’t mention tha role played by satan( […]
Read the full story Armageddon and its Aftermath: How Likely is it? Part II
July 31, 2014 - 3:39 pm | 6 Comments Armageddon and its Aftermath: How Likely is it? Part IIIn Part I we looked at just how likely the Watchtower’s scenario is for Armageddon. We saw that they had pegged the world’s premier peace-making and humanitarian organization as the instigator of the ultimate war and as the killer of children! About as likely an event as your getting a date with Nicole Kidman and/or […]
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A new Jehovah’s Witness podcast did you say? Yes, a new, fresh, exciting and funny Jehovah’s Witness podcast. Oh, and I’m going to be one of the hosts of JW Podcast too, yay! I’ll be joining John Cedars, Katie Kitten and ApostateChick once every two weeks for around 45 minute [...]
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New Jehovah’s Witness Podcast – JW Podcast
Submitted by Jaymes on October 15, 2014 - 11:33 pm No Comment JW Podcast - A new Jehovah's Witness PodcastA new Jehovah’s Witness podcast did you say?
Yes, a new, fresh, exciting and funny Jehovah’s Witness podcast. Oh, and I’m going to be one of the hosts of JW Podcast too, yay!
I’ll be joining John Cedars, Katie Kitten and ApostateChick once every two weeks for around 45 minutes to chat about the Watchtower and the JWs.
I am really looking forward to recording our first show this Sunday. John, Katie and myself had a really cool session last Sunday and everything just clicked into place. The three of us kept making each other laugh, which got me thinking that JW Podcast will be just like JWB, but on the radio! The fact that we were all in hysterics was a good thing and bodes well for what is to come on the JW Podcast show.
We’ve issued a press release, which you can read here, on the JW Podcast site. It explains a bit about the show, what sort of strategy we’re going to be using, plus it’s got some quotes from the hosts, which is all good.
Can you do me a favour please?
Now I’m not one for asking for favours, especially from the JWB readers, but as we’re all so excited about JW Podcast and want to hit the ground running with it, all I ask is that you do one of the following (of course, there’s nothing wrong if you want to do more than one of the following, but I’ll leave that in your good hands):
Visit my Facebook post (here’s the link – https://www.facebook.com/teeny.pyjamas/posts/860062520693406) and click on the ‘Like’ and ‘Share’ buttons so that your friends can get to know about JW Podcast too
Visit this page on the JW Podcast website – http://www.jwpodcast.org/social-media and ‘Like’, ‘Follow Us’, put into your ‘Circles’, or carry out any other geometric jobs that tickle your fancy
Change your Facebook Profile picture to the JW Podcast logo. If you’re really adventurous, you can download the JW Podcast Facebook logo from here – http://www.jwpodcast.org/jw-podcast-facebook-profile.png
Change your Twitter profile picture to the JW Podcast logo. Download it from here – http://www.jwpodcast.org/jw-podcast-twitter-profile.png
Watch the JW Podcast Promo Videos
Watch John Cedars, who is one of the JW Podcast Presenters, promote the podcast
JW Podcast’s very own Cat Woman, Katie Kitten
JW Podcast’s other leading lady, ApostateChick
I’ll be publishing an article on here once the production of the first pilot show is done. We’re going to be recording it this Sunday, so the first ever JW Podcast show should be available on iTunes and other podcast directories by next week. Watch this space!
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The Jehovah’s Witness Pioneer is a special breed of human being. Ultimately, they live their lives in the service of Jehovah, for these mighty souls sacrifice their time in servitude, ensuring you and I have heard the message of the Good News, and thus are on the way to gaining everlasting li [...]
Joe
Let me tell you about the greatest guy I know: Joe. Joe is the greatest because of his integrity. You’ll never meet a more ethical, fair-minded, good-hearted guy than Joe. Let me tell you why I praise Joe so highly (you’ll be literally singing his praises too once you hear.) Joe used to [...]
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Cult
Many say that the Jehovah’s Witness religion is a cult. Do you think it’s a cult? In this section, we’ve housed all the blog posts that show you if it is a cult or not. You might be shocked at what you find.
JW Leadership
The Watchtower Organisation looks after all the Jehovah’s Witnesses worldwide. The good news about the ‘Organisation’ is that it keeps having magic moments, allowing us to poke fun at it.
Real Life Experiences
This section is filled with the real life experiences of former and current Jehovah’s Witnesses. It’s a real eye opener that shows you what various trials and tribulations Jehovah’s Witness go through.
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New Jehovah’s Witness Podcast – JW Podcast
Submitted by Jaymes on October 15, 2014 - 11:33 pm No Comment
JW Podcast - A new Jehovah's Witness PodcastA new Jehovah’s Witness podcast did you say?
Yes, a new, fresh, exciting and funny Jehovah’s Witness podcast. Oh, and I’m going to be one of the hosts of JW Podcast too, yay!
I’ll be joining John Cedars, Katie Kitten and ApostateChick once every two weeks for around 45 minutes to chat about the Watchtower and the JWs.
I am really looking forward to recording our first show this Sunday. John, Katie and myself had a really cool session last Sunday and everything just clicked into place. The three of us kept making each other laugh, which got me thinking that JW Podcast will be just like JWB, but on the radio! The fact that we were all in hysterics was a good thing and bodes well for what is to come on the JW Podcast show.
We’ve issued a press release, which you can read here, on the JW Podcast site. It explains a bit about the show, what sort of strategy we’re going to be using, plus it’s got some quotes from the hosts, which is all good.
Can you do me a favour please?
Now I’m not one for asking for favours, especially from the JWB readers, but as we’re all so excited about JW Podcast and want to hit the ground running with it, all I ask is that you do one of the following (of course, there’s nothing wrong if you want to do more than one of the following, but I’ll leave that in your good hands):
Visit my Facebook post (here’s the link – https://www.facebook.com/teeny.pyjamas/posts/860062520693406) and click on the ‘Like’ and ‘Share’ buttons so that your friends can get to know about JW Podcast too
Visit this page on the JW Podcast website – http://www.jwpodcast.org/social-media and ‘Like’, ‘Follow Us’, put into your ‘Circles’, or carry out any other geometric jobs that tickle your fancy
Change your Facebook Profile picture to the JW Podcast logo. If you’re really adventurous, you can download the JW Podcast Facebook logo from here – http://www.jwpodcast.org/jw-podcast-facebook-profile.png
Change your Twitter profile picture to the JW Podcast logo. Download it from here – http://www.jwpodcast.org/jw-podcast-twitter-profile.png
Watch the JW Podcast Promo Videos
Watch John Cedars, who is one of the JW Podcast Presenters, promote the podcast
JW Podcast’s very own Cat Woman, Katie Kitten
JW Podcast’s other leading lady, ApostateChick
I’ll be publishing an article on here once the production of the first pilot show is done. We’re going to be recording it this Sunday, so the first ever JW Podcast show should be available on iTunes and other podcast directories by next week. Watch this space!
Tags: JW Podcast, Podcasts
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Candace Conti Beats the Watchtower Society!
August 27th, 2012, 09:22 PM
Can You Die If You’re Perfect In Paradise?
January 9th, 2013, 01:56 PM
How Many Significant Trees Were in the Garden of Eden?
August 6th, 2010, 09:05 AM
Gay Jehovah’s Witness Victims
March 15th, 2012, 08:35 PM
Moralnihilist: This should be a rule. If you’re going to whine that someone is taking something out of context,... swatbot: Yep it totally is, even though they will tell you it isn’t. They’ll tell you that the... swatbot: I was an auxillary pioneer back in the late 90s and put in my required 60 hours per month. Around that time... swatbot: Was I ever told that! Anything to make you afraid of thinking! http://www.jw.org/en/bible-... Sammy Otoo(UCC): My dear,hmmm… i thank GOD for my life because l have ever attend than church before but i give... Featured Articles
Diary of an Armageddon Survivor
Did Jesus Die on a Cross or Stake?
Guide to Jehovah's Witness Beliefs
Jehovah's Witness Urban Legends
Significant Trees in Eden?
Popular Articles
Apostate Test
Issues with Jehovah's Witnesses
Jehovah's Witness Chat-up Lines
JW Dating Advice
The Evil Ted – JW Urban Legend
The Smurf Urban Legend
What do JW's Believe?
Bible Prophecy
1. Jesus Christ and the Virgin Birth
2. When was Jesus Christ Born?
3. Jesus Christ's Garments Prophecy
4. Breaking Jesus Christ's Legs
5. 30 Pieces of Silver
6. Jesus the Interpreter
7. Jesus as a Prophet
No Blood Transfusions
1. The Watchtower & No Blood
2. The History on 'No Blood'
3. What the Bible Says About Blood
4. Blood Fractions. Yay!
5. Saving a Life
6. Allowing Children To Die
7. The Facts About Blood Transfusions
8. Taking Responsibility
Copyright © 607 B.C.E. JWB | Bible Prophecy | Jehovah's Witness Websites | Contact JWB | Sitemap | FAQs | Follow JWB on Twitter | Follow JWB on Facebook | Follow JWB on Google +
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