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Masturbators Are Closet Homosexuals? Well according to Stopmasturbatingnow.org!
Posted by Dyslexic's DOG on August 9, 2015 at 1:21am in Ethics & Morals
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Apart from this being so incredibly WRONG, it demonstrates how idiotic some .org websites are.

The authors of the rot on that website have absolutely no knowledge of sexuality, psychology, nor masturbation, it appears to have been put together by people with no better knowledge of life than ten year old Christian school children.

Here is an except from the article: Are You A Closet Homosexual?
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Have you ever heard the term “Closet Homosexual?” Do you know what it means? Back in a more civilized time, Americans did not openly discuss things, such as: masturbation, mixed-race children, women’s rights, genetically modified food, The Gay, or the Democratic Party.
In those days, rather than openly discussing such disgusting topics as Masturbation, discretion was the order of the day. Knowing full-well that most masturbators of the time did so in private, a gentleman would simply refer to a masturbator as “in the closet.”
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Notice it mentions the Democratic Party in the so called Vile list, so it is evidently from a conservative GOP supporter, and probably with less brains than a Drongo.
Here's an even more amusing excerpt from this pile of doggy droppings.
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As you can imagine, not everyone knew what masturbators did to themselves in those days. When asked what masturbation was (a same-sex, sex act that someone does to themselves), the description always involved the masturbator touching the sex organs of their own gender and orgasming. In an effort to spare everyone the lengthy and disgusting explanation, society adopted the term “Closet Homosexuality.”
Now-A-Days, the Homogay community uses this as a recruiting tool to win over the hearts and minds of masturbators. This is their largest source of new hand-jobs, to date. The second Friday in the Month of October is when the Homogays strike. On “National Coming-Out Day,” homogays encourage masturbators to walk-through a symbolic closet door and announce to the world that their own same-sex genitals are no longer enough for them."
The entire article is full of brain-dead analogies and mindless rhetoric.
It appears from a critical analysis that the author has an IQ below 50 points.

But:  On The Other Hand:  Such blatant and blind stupidity is Hilarious! Note it's use of the idiotic term 'Homogay Community', which is like doubling up on the same term, so it is the same as 'Gaygay Community' or Homohomo Community' so why don't these idiots just use 'Gay Community'.   Evidently they don't understand, nor were ever taught English.
I seriously think the entire website is a Spoof on the anti-masturbation lobby, because, Really!  They can't be serious about the nonsense they publish there!  Or can they???
Enjoy! :-D~

BTW: On that site they had a go at Lenny Kravitz's wardrobe malfunction and consider Lenny a masturbator, because he has access to his genitals built into his leather pants.  BTW stopmasturbatingnow.org, it's called a 'fly', Lenny is human after all and needs to pee occasionally.
Just thought that site needs and Education, Seriously!!  :-D~
Source: Lenny Kravits's Wardrobe Malfunction Proves Status as a Masturbator.
That's one funny weird site!  If ever I've seen one!
 




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 Permalink Reply by tom sarbeck on August 9, 2015 at 4:06am

DD, the masturbation bit sounds very Catholic.
I recently heard weird stuff from two aging Catholics:
* Because I watch some movies that are rated R for sexuality, I'm a communist, and
* Because I was once a Catholic I will always be a Catholic (even 50 years after I quit).
I also heard WEIRD from a college Catholic. He told me that saying something is the same as believing it.

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 Permalink Reply by Bertold Brautigan on August 9, 2015 at 9:38am

Neither plague, nor war, nor small-pox have produced results so disastrous to humanity as the pernicious habit of onanism.
--Dr. John Kellogg
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 Permalink Reply by Daniel W on August 9, 2015 at 11:20am

Probably one of my top-10 favorite all time movies.  The entire movie is on Youtube, for what it's worth.
 
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 Permalink Reply by Dyslexic's DOG on August 12, 2015 at 5:15pm

Never seen that movie, I suppose I will have to put it on my to do list.


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 Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on August 9, 2015 at 11:22am

I'd give real money to have been able to confront Dr. Kellogg and ask him for sources for that rather tenuous assertion!  Of course, 100 years ago, you could get away with such crap.  Some people still can today, though nowhere near as consistently or as well.
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 Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on August 9, 2015 at 9:49am

I don't know whether to think this is POE or not.  I just shake my head and reach for the Pepto ... AGAIN.
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 Permalink Reply by Daniel W on August 9, 2015 at 11:15am

I am pretty sure it's POE.  Clicking through the links and looking at the photos, it seems certain.  Just another spoof.
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 Permalink Reply by Michael Penn on August 9, 2015 at 10:05am

The site does seem weird. Double take words and changed meanings, wanting to make you stop masterbating and also make you feel guilty for doing it. I've known men that claimed they have never masterbated. My reply was "you are also a frigging liar." Masterbation is normal because when the male sees something that arouses him he reaches for that area of the body that would satisfy the arousal. You will never find a male who sees a picture of an attractive female and he reaches for his ear or starts playing with his fingers. That race would have died out a long time ago. LOL
Stranger still is that doctors in America used to claim circumcision was the answer to stop young boys from masterbating. Why was it that both parents and the biblical god were so concerned with people masterbating? Well, almost. Not much was said about female masterbation. Even today they have all the better devices and equipment by far.
I couldn't help but note the quote on here by Dr. Kellogg. He thought masterbation was "onanism." How strange. All Onan did was pull out so as not to get the woman pregnant. Kellogg and many others for years thought Onan just stood there and jacked off. Of course, Kellogg thought that if you ate his corn flakes you would not be predisposed to do this. Did he really believe it or was it PR for sales?
What is a masterbator? He is a WANKER! The world is full of wankers. This fact also has nothing to do with your kind of sexuality. You may or may not be a gay wanker.
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 Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on August 9, 2015 at 10:10am

It's the usual equation, Michael: control a person's sexuality and hook them up to a fear-reward model and they might as well own that person.  This is what too many religions do in spades.  Relating to that, Dr. Darryl Ray does a great job of calling bullshit on the largely religious concept of sex addition in a talk he gave to FreeOK 2015 this year.  Worth your time.
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 Permalink Reply by tom sarbeck on August 10, 2015 at 12:24am


Did [Kellogg] really believe it or was it PR for sales?
Kellogg made his claims decades before the Trurh in Labeling Act was enacted during that short progressive period in the early 1900s. Pure food and child labor laws also date from that time.
Today's Repubs would draw and quarter Teddy Roosevelt.

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 Permalink Reply by Bertold Brautigan on August 9, 2015 at 12:11pm


> control a person's sexuality and hook them up to a fear-reward model and they might as well own that person.
Nicely said, Loren. James Joyce composed a poem with similar sentiments:


Who is the funny fellow who declines to go to church
Since pope and priest and parson left the poor man in the lurch
And taught their flocks the only way to save all human souls
Was piercing human bodies through with dumdum bullet holes.
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 Permalink Reply by MB on August 9, 2015 at 4:52pm

Umm.. its pretty subtle but i'm faitly sure this is a parody site.
The "meemers" section convinced me, either that or they are completly without a clue.

Here is an example;If it isnt an intentional parody its an unintentional one.

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Apart from this being so incredibly WRONG, it demonstrates how idiotic some .org websites are.

The authors of the rot on that website have absolutely no knowledge of sexuality, psychology, nor masturbation, it appears to have been put together by people with no better knowledge of life than ten year old Christian school children.

Here is an except from the article: Are You A Closet Homosexual?
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Have you ever heard the term “Closet Homosexual?” Do you know what it means? Back in a more civilized time, Americans did not openly discuss things, such as: masturbation, mixed-race children, women’s rights, genetically modified food, The Gay, or the Democratic Party.
In those days, rather than openly discussing such disgusting topics as Masturbation, discretion was the order of the day. Knowing full-well that most masturbators of the time did so in private, a gentleman would simply refer to a masturbator as “in the closet.”
"
Notice it mentions the Democratic Party in the so called Vile list, so it is evidently from a conservative GOP supporter, and probably with less brains than a Drongo.
Here's an even more amusing excerpt from this pile of doggy droppings.
"
As you can imagine, not everyone knew what masturbators did to themselves in those days. When asked what masturbation was (a same-sex, sex act that someone does to themselves), the description always involved the masturbator touching the sex organs of their own gender and orgasming. In an effort to spare everyone the lengthy and disgusting explanation, society adopted the term “Closet Homosexuality.”
Now-A-Days, the Homogay community uses this as a recruiting tool to win over the hearts and minds of masturbators. This is their largest source of new hand-jobs, to date. The second Friday in the Month of October is when the Homogays strike. On “National Coming-Out Day,” homogays encourage masturbators to walk-through a symbolic closet door and announce to the world that their own same-sex genitals are no longer enough for them."
The entire article is full of brain-dead analogies and mindless rhetoric.
It appears from a critical analysis that the author has an IQ below 50 points.

But:  On The Other Hand:  Such blatant and blind stupidity is Hilarious! Note it's use of the idiotic term 'Homogay Community', which is like doubling up on the same term, so it is the same as 'Gaygay Community' or Homohomo Community' so why don't these idiots just use 'Gay Community'.   Evidently they don't understand, nor were ever taught English.
I seriously think the entire website is a Spoof on the anti-masturbation lobby, because, Really!  They can't be serious about the nonsense they publish there!  Or can they???
Enjoy! :-D~

BTW: On that site they had a go at Lenny Kravitz's wardrobe malfunction and consider Lenny a masturbator, because he has access to his genitals built into his leather pants.  BTW stopmasturbatingnow.org, it's called a 'fly', Lenny is human after all and needs to pee occasionally.
Just thought that site needs and Education, Seriously!!  :-D~
Source: Lenny Kravits's Wardrobe Malfunction Proves Status as a Masturbator.
That's one funny weird site!  If ever I've seen one!
 




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 Permalink Reply by Dyslexic's DOG on August 10, 2015 at 5:00am

It certainly does seem like a parody site, I suppose it will get a lot of American Republican support, as it is likely that they are too clueless to see the idiosyncrasies, and irony in many of the stories.  :D

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 Permalink Reply by Dyslexic's DOG on August 9, 2015 at 4:57pm

This is how I view Catholic Anti-Masturbation
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 Permalink Reply by Michael Penn on August 9, 2015 at 6:14pm

Do you watch that while eating Auntie Mae's Kanga Corn Flakes? I am able to watch worldwide TV you know, and Aussie TV is one of them. Right now I'm into "Glitch" which isn't bad.
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 Permalink Reply by Dyslexic's DOG on August 12, 2015 at 8:46am

I've never seen Glitch

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 Permalink Reply by Michael Penn on August 12, 2015 at 2:55pm

Aussie program in which certain people in a small town come alive and crawl up out of the grave. Some are recently dead and others go back 100 years. The returning people are perfectly normal but cannot travel to far from the town without bad effects. The show attempts to find out why this is happening. A local sherrif is helping also. The newly returned people do not have full memories.
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 Permalink Reply by Dyslexic's DOG on August 11, 2015 at 9:20pm

Here is Jaclyn Noel on Masturbation.  LOL
 
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 Permalink Reply by Michael Penn on August 11, 2015 at 11:09pm

She talks too fast but is "totally not crazy." I learned something today. I watch a lot of her videos but after you called her Jaclyn Noel I learned that she sings under that name. (It's her middle name.) I had to Google it. She sells products and makes out pretty well off You Tube and merchandising. Maybe her CD's will pick up more.
You taught me something, DOG!
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 Permalink Reply by Dyslexic's DOG on August 12, 2015 at 8:49am

She's a pretty good singer, here is her rendition of "Take Me To Church".  A good atheist song: Aye: 
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 Permalink Reply by Dyslexic's DOG on August 12, 2015 at 5:18pm

Here are some anti-masturbation aids for those interested in stopping this sinful practice. LOL :-D~


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 Permalink Reply by Deidre on August 12, 2015 at 9:34pm

If churches across the world stopped making money off of brainwashing people with fear tactics (wait, it's called tithing lol) they'd dry up and no one would be listening to them. Fear will always be a powerful motivator, but only for those who choose to not look for objective truths. I was once a Christian, and believed a lot of what I was taught. Masturbation was taught as a taboo, and it was always cloaked in fear...that something bad would happen to you if you masturbated. So, one day I gave it a try in college, and nothing bad happened. Only good things happened. lol
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 Permalink Reply by Dyslexic's DOG on August 13, 2015 at 5:18am

I remembered roughly a female actress/comedian stating in an interview that while she was at a Catholic boarding school, she often kept her handkerchief in her knickers, as she had no pockets, and she was only very young like around 10 or 11, but one day she had a sniffle while sitting in a lunch room by herself, she reached for her handkerchief and was spotted by one of the church sisters who told her off.  So this made her think that there must be something down there that was worth looking for, so she went searching and found it, and has been finding it regularly ever since.
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lol

the fact that they thought she was doing something 'wrong' in public no less, shows how off the wall they can be.
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Masturbators Are Closet Homosexuals? Well according to Stopmasturbatingnow.org!
Posted by Dyslexic's DOG on August 9, 2015 at 1:21am in Ethics & Morals
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Apart from this being so incredibly WRONG, it demonstrates how idiotic some .org websites are.

The authors of the rot on that website have absolutely no knowledge of sexuality, psychology, nor masturbation, it appears to have been put together by people with no better knowledge of life than ten year old Christian school children.

Here is an except from the article: Are You A Closet Homosexual?
"
Have you ever heard the term “Closet Homosexual?” Do you know what it means? Back in a more civilized time, Americans did not openly discuss things, such as: masturbation, mixed-race children, women’s rights, genetically modified food, The Gay, or the Democratic Party.
In those days, rather than openly discussing such disgusting topics as Masturbation, discretion was the order of the day. Knowing full-well that most masturbators of the time did so in private, a gentleman would simply refer to a masturbator as “in the closet.”
"
Notice it mentions the Democratic Party in the so called Vile list, so it is evidently from a conservative GOP supporter, and probably with less brains than a Drongo.
Here's an even more amusing excerpt from this pile of doggy droppings.
"
As you can imagine, not everyone knew what masturbators did to themselves in those days. When asked what masturbation was (a same-sex, sex act that someone does to themselves), the description always involved the masturbator touching the sex organs of their own gender and orgasming. In an effort to spare everyone the lengthy and disgusting explanation, society adopted the term “Closet Homosexuality.”
Now-A-Days, the Homogay community uses this as a recruiting tool to win over the hearts and minds of masturbators. This is their largest source of new hand-jobs, to date. The second Friday in the Month of October is when the Homogays strike. On “National Coming-Out Day,” homogays encourage masturbators to walk-through a symbolic closet door and announce to the world that their own same-sex genitals are no longer enough for them."
The entire article is full of brain-dead analogies and mindless rhetoric.
It appears from a critical analysis that the author has an IQ below 50 points.

But:  On The Other Hand:  Such blatant and blind stupidity is Hilarious! Note it's use of the idiotic term 'Homogay Community', which is like doubling up on the same term, so it is the same as 'Gaygay Community' or Homohomo Community' so why don't these idiots just use 'Gay Community'.   Evidently they don't understand, nor were ever taught English.
I seriously think the entire website is a Spoof on the anti-masturbation lobby, because, Really!  They can't be serious about the nonsense they publish there!  Or can they???
Enjoy! :-D~

BTW: On that site they had a go at Lenny Kravitz's wardrobe malfunction and consider Lenny a masturbator, because he has access to his genitals built into his leather pants.  BTW stopmasturbatingnow.org, it's called a 'fly', Lenny is human after all and needs to pee occasionally.
Just thought that site needs and Education, Seriously!!  :-D~
Source: Lenny Kravits's Wardrobe Malfunction Proves Status as a Masturbator.
That's one funny weird site!  If ever I've seen one!
 




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 Permalink Reply by Dyslexic's DOG yesterday

Ha Ha Deidre
It demonstrates that for people, supposedly not hampered by sexual desires and thoughts as nuns, they are so phobic about sex.
Whereas women in more natural and open roles are far less concerned about sexuality.
Such devotion seems to have the opposite influence to that which was desired.

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 Permalink Reply by Freethinker31 on August 14, 2015 at 10:28am

I wish Americans  were not so hung up on sex, which by the why, is a normal and exhilarating  act... The naked body is also beautiful, especially when well toned.....Masturbation is and always was a way to pleasure oneself......Since when is pleasure  a bad thing?    I will say, that Europeans are way more mature  in their attitudes  toward sex, and must snicker at how prudish we Americans  are......If we can accept  nude paintings and sculptures, then maybe one day we will appreciate nudity in its  actual form.......Sex is to be enjoyed as well as to procreate......just saying....
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 Permalink Reply by tom sarbeck on August 14, 2015 at 10:16pm

Americans hung up on sex?
Of course!
According to professor of law and federal appellate court judge (a Reagan appointee) Richard A Posner, who wrote a book (Sex and Reason, 1992) TO EXPLAIN SEX TO HIS FELLOW JUDGES, no other nation IN THE WORLD had both Catholic and Puritan settlers.
Those Catholics were strong on theory, weak on policy
Those Puritans were the opposite, weak on theory, strong on policy.
To Posner belongs the credit for SCOTUS reversing its anti-gay attitude of the 1980s.
He's in Wikipedia if you want to know more.
And BTW, ex-Catholics may be the horniest of Americans.
My expertise? Years at San Francisco Sex Information.
Incredible fun!

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 Permalink Reply by Bertold Brautigan on August 15, 2015 at 8:54am

It's ironic how sex is decried from the pulpit but runs the world through advertising.
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Bertold, I will deconstruct (read closely).
Is it irony, or is it that different people respond differently?
In pulpitmeisters sex stirs fears of a loss of income from their audiences.
In advertisers sex stirs hopes for income from sales of advertising copy.
More...
In the audiences of pulpitmeisters sex stirs a variety of responses, which include:
◾envy or angry envy of those who enjoy sex more,
◾feelings of superiority (I'm not an animal!, a catholic thing.)
◾scorn ("Why am I listening to this crap?")
In readers of advertising sex also stirs a variety of responses, which include:
◾hopes that buying a product will increase opportunities.
◾knowledge of opportunities
◾....
Oh hell, why am I deconstructing when I can be masturbating?

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 Permalink Reply by Michael Penn on August 16, 2015 at 6:33am

New book. "Confessions Of A Secret Wanker."
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 Permalink Reply by Truth Is Relative on August 15, 2015 at 2:30pm
Maybe the reason they say that soo often is because gay people are all thinking: "Well, if I'm gonna come out to my anti sex church leaders I might as well tell them everything! No need to hide my masturebation when my Bishop/pastor knows I'm fucking gay!" While other people are still trying to hide the small problems, gays are all like "hell! I'm gay! What else can I loose!"
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 Permalink Reply by Bertold Brautigan on August 15, 2015 at 5:20pm

I love how they say things like this with a straight face. Like if god were actually lurking about s/he/it wouldn't have something better to do.
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